Thread 713785464 - /v/ [Archived: 707 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:44:07 AM No.713785464
mario kart over
mario kart over
md5: e4d0daac817f8a3682cec67bafb5f6bf๐Ÿ”
Was it really THAT bad?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:46:07 AM No.713785546
open world in a racing game is a gimmick that makes the experience worse.
i genuinely believed that burnout paradise had already proven this, i have no idea why it took another game for people to realize this
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:54:18 AM No.713785850
It can't possibly be worse than MK8
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:58:01 AM No.713786024
happy 626 day [which is now over]
happy 626 day [which is now over]
md5: a17b28f9bff613cef9edd72daa16697c๐Ÿ”
I quit to SPEEDSTORM!
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:59:11 AM No.713786083
>>713785546
paradise is better though
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:59:42 AM No.713786107
Yeah. It's really bad.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:00:37 AM No.713786150
I'm playing right now chud
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:00:51 AM No.713786161
>>713786083
paradise is dogshit compared to burnout 3
open world is fundamentally incompatible with racing games
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:01:42 AM No.713786208
>>713785464 (OP)
nintendo is just going to close the servers for mk8
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:02:02 AM No.713786238
le sad mayrio
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:02:52 AM No.713786269
>>713785546
If the Switch 2 wasn't backwards compatible I'd be a lot more annoyed they went so bold with the series.
If I ever start getting annoyed with intermissions I'll just switch to 8 real quick and play the 100 fucking tracks that game has.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:02:54 AM No.713786271
Have you noticed how "The screen sucks" thread spam got replaced with "Mario Kart update sucks" thread spam and suddenly no one cares about the screen anymore?
I just thought it's interesting
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:03:41 AM No.713786308
>>713785464 (OP)
Yeah, no one likes playing Desert Bus besides contrarian faggots who suddenly don't like three-lap races anymore which they didn't say for the past three weeks.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:04:14 AM No.713786341
>>713786271
>and suddenly no one cares about the screen anymore?
To be fair it took people 3 whole weeks to start caring about the screen at all. If people genuinely cared it would have been a much bigger day 1 talking point.
Replies: >>713786568
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:04:53 AM No.713786371
>>713786271
Stop noticing things
Replies: >>713800938
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:05:06 AM No.713786381
>>713786271
>if you don't talk about every issue in every post you make it means you don't care about it!
stop acting like a woman, you will never be one
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:05:44 AM No.713786414
>>713785464 (OP)
You know Switch 2 and Mario Kart are doing unbelievably well when you see all these retarded clickbaits popup like pimples on OPs teenage ass.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:06:55 AM No.713786464
>>713786414
It's genuinely kind of amazing how much 4chan rages about tendie cults considering Nintendo lives rent free in their mind 24/7.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:08:55 AM No.713786547
>Was it really THAT bad?
Yes. Nintendo denied everyone a way to play simple races at launch by forcing open world shit into Grand Prix mode. People found a way to actually have fun with the game by choosing random and guaranteeing a 3 lap race. Nintendo then changed it so that no matter what you do, you're playing open world connection races instead of racing on actual tracks.
It's the biggest cunt move in recent memory. I don't even want to play the game now.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:09:24 AM No.713786568
>>713786341
Like how it took people 3 whole weeks to start praising the shitty intermission courses because 3-lap races are suddenly for le ebil tryhards.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:10:19 AM No.713786612
>>713785464 (OP)
tf does this nintardo mean "going back" like mario kart is something you permanently play lmao
Replies: >>713786780
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:14:19 AM No.713786780
>>713786612
By going back they mean "I'm going to make 1000 more videos of me bagging on cheese land so hopefully you keep watching them for another 8 years"
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:15:04 AM No.713786812
It's bad. It's the equivalent of Sakurai updating smash ultimate to online allow timed matches instead of stock because people were enjoying themselves too much
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:16:28 AM No.713786864
why does it smell in here all of the sudden?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:16:57 AM No.713786895
>>713785546
The Forza Horizon games sold well and are popular with that formula though.
Replies: >>713786975
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:18:44 AM No.713786975
>>713786895
still shit compared to a traditional racing game
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:19:41 AM No.713787012
iPray4u
iPray4u
md5: 5343ca8966be3919388fcc2c0032ae35๐Ÿ”
>>713786864
Your house is on fire.
R.I.P.,Anon.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:19:53 AM No.713787021
>>713786975
and Mario Kart has always been a shit casualized kart game lel
yes anon even MK wii
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:24:13 AM No.713787227
>>713786271
You can own a switch 2 and be critical on some of the flaws it has. Mario kart world just wasn't worth the 80 dollar price tag, simple as. New DK game looks like I'd happily pay 100 bucks for it however.

You defend these companies tooth and nail because you're a poor fag and 500 bucks is basically an entire years wage for your brown village and then said company will start getting shitter knowing they can get away with it.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:51:16 AM No.713788456
>>713787227
If you were actually critical, you wouldn't have bought it.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:01:10 PM No.713788914
>>713786271
A single glance without even scrolling down and I saw a thread up right now about how the screen sucks.
What should really stop sucking are you fanboys slobbing on nutendo's knob. Grow a spine and get some goddamn standards or they're only going to keep getting worse.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:02:56 PM No.713788989
>>713785464 (OP)
No this is just drama slop channels dropping the slop for the cattle that unironically believe Nintendo is dying today
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:07:19 PM No.713789183
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md5: 6d4ec43ae30cf14ba4b2718791095d52๐Ÿ”
>>713787227
AAAA Quality
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:09:47 PM No.713789284
>>713785546
>open world in a racing game is a gimmick that makes the experience worse.
I dunno, it worked pretty well in burnout paradise
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:12:25 PM No.713789391
>>713789284
see >>713786161
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:12:26 PM No.713789392
>>713788914
>akshully I just mad- โ€ฆI mean there is a thread!!!
Replies: >>713790082
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:13:44 PM No.713789440
>>713788989
>No this is just drama slop channels dropping the slop for the cattle that unironically believe Nintendo is dying today

Yeah it's schlock content designed for people who don't actually like Nintendo.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:15:21 PM No.713789497
>>713787227
>You can own a switch 2 and be critical on some of the flaws it has. Mario kart world just wasn't worth the 80 dollar price tag, simple as. New DK game looks like I'd happily pay 100 bucks for it however.

If you were doing it sincerely you wouldn't be robotically following a pattern of "critiques" where you only start criticising something after the influencers do.
Replies: >>713789984 >>713801631
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:17:05 PM No.713789574
>>713785464 (OP)
Worst MK since Super Circuit. This game sucks.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:17:17 PM No.713789583
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md5: 5a51afad6401095c699f2d90e693aa93๐Ÿ”
>>713787227
>tendiecuck proud of spending mommy and daddys money

The moment you turn into a wagecuck like everybody else will be a sight to behold
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:20:26 PM No.713789737
R (16)
R (16)
md5: 41651a8d8b6ac102829828401822138f๐Ÿ”
>>713789183
Slop
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:20:31 PM No.713789738
>>713786271
Very organic isn't it
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:26:09 PM No.713789984
>>713789497
When else would you criticize an update like this other than when the update happens? Should I start preemptively complaining because I intuitively know they are going to see people having fun and put a stop to it? Maybe wait until Mario Kart 10 to talk about how much better or worse things are now? Also, what is your defense of the update if you don't like the "critiques"? Why do you prefer the game to be biased towards intermissions?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:28:22 PM No.713790082
>>713789392
It's been up for 2 hours.
Replies: >>713793278
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:28:50 PM No.713790112
>>713786547
>People found a way to actually have fun with the game by choosing random and guaranteeing a 3 lap race.
Filthy gaijins aren't playing the game as mandated by Nintendo. YOU DON'T OWN the game so YOU can't play the game like YOU want to.
Nintendo has every right to update the game and force you to play the way they wanted to.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:29:56 PM No.713790160
Why are people whining about completely meaningless shit so much?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:30:57 PM No.713790193
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550841329-H
md5: 5f4a9606669aa1b353c0dadb7c96aa70๐Ÿ”
>>713785464 (OP)
mario kart fans be like
>im so good at this game that was designed for children to succeed at
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:31:59 PM No.713790242
>>713785464 (OP)
I've only played it once and I had no fun at all.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:32:05 PM No.713790250
>>713790160
i hate games where grinding on rails is automatic with no chance to fall
thps2 spoiled me and i expect, i DEMAND all rails section to require skill to pull off
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:36:02 PM No.713790440
>>713785546
Nintendo designed the open world of MKW in a less intrusive way than Forza Horizon or Burnout Paradise. There's no real reason to do freeroam outside of exploration and stickers. Because of that the main game can just be navigated by a menu (thank god) and it's basically a completely normal Mario Kart experience.
Replies: >>713792947
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:44:47 PM No.713790818
>>713785464 (OP)
Anyone that uses AI slop for youtube thumbnails deserves to be buried alive.
Replies: >>713790864
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:45:54 PM No.713790864
>>713790818
we do be needing more social media screencap threads dos
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:47:28 PM No.713790932
>day 2 of snoys trying to convince people Nintendo is doomed because Mario Kart involves racing
Not a cult btw.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:10:13 PM No.713791949
NINTENDO IS DOOMED BECAUSE MARIO KART INVOLVES RACING!!!!
Replies: >>713792448
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:15:16 PM No.713792173
NINTENDO IS DOOMED BECAUSE MARIO KART INVOLVES RACING STRAIGHT TRACKS WHERE TENDIES SUCK DICK FROM THE DRIVER'S SEAT BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING BETTER FOR THEM TO ENGAGE WITH!!!!
Replies: >>713792448
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:18:07 PM No.713792294
>>713785850
It was worse
They just ruined it completely with the latest update though
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:20:59 PM No.713792448
>>713790932
>>713791949
>>713792173
I posted all these btw
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:24:08 PM No.713792598
>>713790160
it's literally the only new game they can play on their shiny new console
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:26:05 PM No.713792692
I can't believe we have to deal with Nintendo's open world era for the entire rest of the gen until they course correct. BOTW and its consequences have been a disaster for Nintendo.
Replies: >>713793040
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:32:04 PM No.713792947
>>713790440
are you fucking retarded? it couldn't be any more intrusive.
when you select a track. you don't even get to play that track.
Replies: >>713800174
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:32:20 PM No.713792961
>>713785464 (OP)
wow 4 griftubers are going back to MK8 while rest of the world liteerally plays WORLD. Such bait
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:32:59 PM No.713793001
>>713785464 (OP)
Does it matter when it has already sold more than 3 million copies?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:33:21 PM No.713793018
>>713786208
BASED, please make this happen
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:33:21 PM No.713793019
>>713786864
rip bozo
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:33:53 PM No.713793040
>>713792692
>until they course correct
lol
They won't course correct until they eat shit. If people keep buying it regardless, they'll keep shitting it out.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:34:00 PM No.713793043
>>713786271
I'm seeing both.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:37:03 PM No.713793179
Sonic won.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:39:13 PM No.713793278
>>713788914
>>713790082
It was made after he got called out in another MK seethe thread >>713783404
Too bad, all your grandstanding was for nothing.
Replies: >>713794169
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:41:20 PM No.713793386
>>713786271
yes sir, this is another prank by paki dalits to malign good name of Nintendo and Bharats
Replies: >>713793545
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:44:24 PM No.713793545
>>713793386
>Sonyjeet is projecting again
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:56:10 PM No.713794169
>>713793278
>It was made
Okay. And I'm sure the other two that're up are for the same reason because the baseless claim can't be wrong. Anything to cope with how much Nintendo utterly despises their consumers.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:42:46 PM No.713796762
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md5: 549c2a292016364c51b31e80dd06c8ba๐Ÿ”
>>713785464 (OP)
new toy syndrome has worn off and tendies realize they got duped
Replies: >>713797636
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:45:07 PM No.713796910
>>713789284
It's a great game, but it could've been better. That's what Anon meant.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:48:19 PM No.713797078
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>>713785546
Nope
Forza horizon gamea are pretty good
Nintendo just need to steal the gamemodes and custom routes
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:49:14 PM No.713797128
Imagine waiting 11 years for a sequel that dies in 3 weeks, and cosst $80 to boot.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:57:40 PM No.713797617
>>713785464 (OP)
None of these faggots are going back to 8. Especially the ones who rely on MK content to make money. People and the algorithm want to see the latest and newest game. They're just gonna suck it up and continue playing for views.
Replies: >>713798030
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:58:00 PM No.713797636
>>713796762
What the fuck is this track "design"?
It's a straight line.
Replies: >>713797971
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:03:30 PM No.713797971
>>713797636
It's like 5 seconds of road relax every mariokart game has it, if you look at the top of the map thats the main track which loops, this is an intersection
Replies: >>713798273
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:04:30 PM No.713798030
>>713797617
>None of these faggots are going back to 8. Especially the ones who rely on MK content to make money. People and the algorithm want to see the latest and newest game. They're just gonna suck it up and continue playing for views.
Exactly this!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:08:47 PM No.713798273
>>713797971
Lieing faggot. You spend two laps going straight and 1 lap in that track
Replies: >>713798335
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:09:47 PM No.713798330
>>713786271
Both threads are up, and news sites are reporting on both too. But keep licking that boot I guess
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:09:55 PM No.713798335
>>713798273
Bro i got the game I don't need to lie I'm destroying cats online, git gud
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:11:00 PM No.713798384
>>713785464 (OP)
It's-a so over...
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:22:14 PM No.713799084
NINTENDO HATE THREAD #6
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:24:46 PM No.713799252
itsover
itsover
md5: a86b226f1ea717de44019c80fda1098e๐Ÿ”
It's Mariover
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:30:49 PM No.713799632
nintendo can just literally spray diahera shit down players throats and nintendies will literally just take it
Replies: >>713799692
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:31:48 PM No.713799692
>>713799632
I won't but they haven't done that yet so...
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:36:19 PM No.713799997
>>713785464 (OP)
Glad I didn't get a Switch 2, what a disappointment after waiting 11 years for this shit
Replies: >>713800667
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:37:19 PM No.713800058
>>713789183
This game looks so gross graphically lol
Replies: >>713800305
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:39:01 PM No.713800167
>>713786975
They just provide a different experience.
Some of the old NFS games were open world too.
Sometimes I want to pretend Iโ€™m a race car driver and so traditional games work well.
Sometimes I want to mod a car and drive recklessly on the streets. Thatโ€™s where open world works.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:39:08 PM No.713800174
>>713792947
You literally can race on the normal tracks in Vs mode and they show up online as well. Pick the 3 lapper online instead of bitching
Replies: >>713814273
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:41:05 PM No.713800305
>>713800058
What's so bad about it
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:42:17 PM No.713800385
>>713789183
okay yeah im not buying this
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:42:57 PM No.713800435
>>713789183
I still donโ€™t get whatโ€™s wrong with this webm. The water splash effects are a little non-commital, heโ€™s making a dumb face, the banana collecting animation is a little goofy and the โ€œPlaced in a Pipeโ€ objective tells us itโ€™s gonna have at least some padding bananas like the moons in Odyssey which we all knew this game was gonna be similar too.

It doesnโ€™t look worth buying a Switch 2 over but nothing in this particular webm looks like the kind of overwhelmingly bad which warrants lines of anons reacting with guffawing reaction images like Iโ€™ve seen
Replies: >>713811440
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:45:50 PM No.713800667
>>713799997
>what a disappointment after waiting 11 years for this shit
How did you know about the Switch 2 11 years ago? Genuine question because that's some foresight considering switch only came out in 2017, teach me
Replies: >>713803349 >>713817264
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:47:14 PM No.713800757
>>713789183
Okay yeah im buying this

takes me back to banjo kazooie days
Replies: >>713800978 >>713820035
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:47:34 PM No.713800779
>>713785464 (OP)
>Open world shit
>World doesn't have the option to populate with other players to challange to races
>Doesn't use its wide space for a free roaming kart royale
>All the button challanges are brief and don't offer much intensity or need to display mastery
Replies: >>713800910
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:49:33 PM No.713800910
>>713800779
The intermissions also encourage bagging more than ever. It's just a shit game
Replies: >>713812104
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:49:54 PM No.713800938
>>713786271
>>713786371
>>713789738
*sniffs*
Yup, it's him. Gotta be! I know he's out there... to get me!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:50:35 PM No.713800978
>>713800757
saying your switch 2 game looks like n64 visually isn't the win you think it is
Replies: >>713801215
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:53:49 PM No.713801179
>>713786864
get your mom to check your diapie
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:54:17 PM No.713801215
>>713800978
I know I didn't say that though, maybe learn to read, it looks as creamy and smooth as BOTW Switch 2 Edition which is GOTY so far so im looking forward to it
Replies: >>713801302
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:54:46 PM No.713801250
>>713786271
>>713789395
Tendies BTFO twice in a row by 1 thread
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:55:49 PM No.713801302
>>713801215
a port can never be goty
Replies: >>713801391
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:57:07 PM No.713801391
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md5: f744edac8dcd7d6abbd8c1efcb1ef9f4๐Ÿ”
>>713801302
you sure m8
Replies: >>713801465
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:58:08 PM No.713801462
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md5: e70f23db18a0676260a07cbf1ba9af6c๐Ÿ”
>>713786208
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:58:12 PM No.713801465
>>713801391
Seriously though how is TOTK higher than BOTW I put BOTW at 99/100
Replies: >>713802061
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:00:26 PM No.713801614
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1750100907794266
md5: bc32c86580520c5a66ba3d219a7fa75c๐Ÿ”
>gimmick grind/wall tech is slower than driving in a straight line
>90% of gameplay is driving in a straight line
Replies: >>713803412 >>713805127 >>713808281
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:00:46 PM No.713801631
>>713789497
>nooo it doesn't count!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:01:34 PM No.713801676
>>713786271
Switch 2 hate is kinda forced ngl
Replies: >>713802059 >>713802163 >>713817550
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:03:01 PM No.713801763
>>713785464 (OP)
no, niggers are being overdramatic as per usual
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:05:09 PM No.713801910
>>713785464 (OP)
They're posting sloppa version of sadmario.png... It's really Game Over, Nintendo is going bankrupt as we speak...
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:07:34 PM No.713802059
>>713801676
Nice meme.
Replies: >>713802208
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:07:38 PM No.713802061
>>713801465
Sharing autobuild QR codes is fun
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:08:59 PM No.713802163
>>713801676
how does that make it forced? it just means you zoomers can't focus on 2 things at 1 time
Replies: >>713802208
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:09:34 PM No.713802208
>>713802163
>>713802059

Case in point.
Replies: >>713803556
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:11:45 PM No.713802346
>>713786161
see >>713786083
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:12:46 PM No.713802404
>>713786271
Are you saying that the screen doesn't suck?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:26:59 PM No.713803349
>>713800667
The Switch 2 is ass
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:28:00 PM No.713803412
>>713801614
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:30:03 PM No.713803556
>>713802208
no not really
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:35:46 PM No.713803958
>>713786547
Is that knockout mode really the only online option? That's some bullshit.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:39:00 PM No.713804189
>>713790193
Mario kart fans should quit being fags and play ctr
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:42:34 PM No.713804474
>>713785464 (OP)
$90 well spent!
Replies: >>713812667
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:47:01 PM No.713804802
princess
princess
md5: 83278ef2ba15b898b52599d25e83cabb๐Ÿ”
>everyone is quitting
just like everyone was gonna boycott the switch 2, I assume?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:50:16 PM No.713805012
It died to me because I canโ€™t watch Jbone do time trials anymore because Mango did dryboning at a party. :(
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:52:13 PM No.713805127
>>713801614
Fucking This
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:23:26 PM No.713807324
>>713785546
Forza does a good job of it. Even Diddy Kong Racing's take on it was pretty good. It can work depending on implementation and the type of game. I haven't played Burnout Paradise so I can't comment on that, but open world/open field/whatever you want to call it can work. It just may not work well for a game like Mario Kart.
Replies: >>713809227
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:28:37 PM No.713807658
https://youtu.be/0hVqEeRpwmc
japanese chads hate it
Replies: >>713816854
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:30:18 PM No.713807770
1751009527604569
1751009527604569
md5: 58251a623e1b3b27c45ba3e10a51ae05๐Ÿ”
Guys stop talking bad about the patch, you're ruining people's creative output.
Replies: >>713807858 >>713807947
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:31:35 PM No.713807858
1522365537046
1522365537046
md5: b39fbf747c8c5f837c21a2bac8a5cddb๐Ÿ”
>>713807770
>exclusive release so that mature adults can engage with it
>BING BING WAHOO KART
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:32:43 PM No.713807947
1750528169425575m
1750528169425575m
md5: 38795a41cc9edea0c94ca025df5be30e๐Ÿ”
>>713807770
He's honestly right.

Nintendo Derangement Syndrome is at an all time high.
Replies: >>713809068 >>713813520
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:35:18 PM No.713808113
>>713785464 (OP)
I looked through a couple of YT vids any only one actually showed the match making. People still voted for three lap courses and the random was actually one of them. Just seems like more click bait reaction til I'm presented with more evidence.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:37:02 PM No.713808224
>>713789183
>sticks his tongue out near bananas
SOVL
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:37:54 PM No.713808281
>>713801614
NOOOO ERIC SNOYSNOSYNOSYSNOYSNOY!!!!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:40:16 PM No.713808439
>make MK game
>it's a clusterfuck of 24 players
>entire game is reduced to busting through bills, shrooms and getting hit every 3 seconds
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:42:08 PM No.713808572
8snoy rage general
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:42:28 PM No.713808603
>MKW tracks have the most difficult and satisfying shortcuts in the entire series
>Jumps and grind rails are awesome
>Get to use all that about 10% of the time because of Nintendo's hubris
Shit sucks man.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:49:29 PM No.713809068
>>713807947
I will never understand how these outrage grifters constantly go from one topic to another, make a literal dozen videos on the same thing using the same AI style and format and then once engagement numbers go down they drift to another topic and still have any type of fan base at all
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:51:52 PM No.713809227
>>713807324
All Forza needs for Forza 6 is a better soundtrack and somewhere more interesting than Mexico and I'll be good.
Replies: >>713819937
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:20:12 PM No.713811224
>>713785464 (OP)
MKW is so dogshit holy shit
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:22:51 PM No.713811440
>>713800435
2 main things that stick out to me is the fur when it gets wet and the animation. His fur is very shiny and looks like plastic, even after he enters the drainage pipe. His animations don't smoothly transition into one another. He just goes from walking to standing which looks cheap.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:26:58 PM No.713811774
Getting a connecting course that ends with Koopa beach is a slap in the face.
Replies: >>713813212
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:31:00 PM No.713812104
>>713800910
Whats bagging ?
Replies: >>713812247 >>713812482 >>713813740
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:33:04 PM No.713812247
>>713812104
sandbagging; intentionally hanging in the back to get powerful items and winning with them at the last moment
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:36:28 PM No.713812482
>>713812104
When you intentionally stay behind to try and get strong items.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:38:52 PM No.713812667
>>713804474
>Pay $90 on mid af game
>Try to find some way to squeeze some fun out of it.
>Devs immediately patch out the fun as soon as the refund window expires.
โ€˜Hoodwinkedโ€™ would be an understatement.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:46:20 PM No.713813212
>>713811774
It's a relief knowing I only need to suffer one lap of troonpa beach
Replies: >>713814302
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:50:18 PM No.713813497
>>713786271
NPC wojak update chip moment
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:50:40 PM No.713813520
>>713807947
>m
Also
>fans criticize game
>nintendo derangement syndrome
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:53:40 PM No.713813740
>>713812104
Staying last place on purpose for like two thirds of the race hoarding powerful items and then using them in the final lap to catapult to first place fast.
The wide roads and the open world around it make it pretty easy to use shortcuts with mushrooms.
So all you need to do is stay last place for the majority of the race until you pull a golden shroom and then use it on the final stretch of the intermission segment to get first place instantly. Itโ€™s ridiculously easy.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:55:26 PM No.713813889
1722257381110317_thumb.jpg
1722257381110317_thumb.jpg
md5: d604064406f3d7590b504a69ee721e07๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>713814228 >>713814479 >>713815434 >>713818619 >>713821609
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:59:36 PM No.713814228
>>713813889
contrarians be like
>WHOA THIS IS PEAK GAMEPLAY, COMPFAGS BTFO
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:00:11 PM No.713814273
>>713800174
Thats the problem and the reason these threads are in: NINTENDO DOESNT LET YOU DO THAT ANYMORE! you can only play with track intermissions and random is not allowed.

I dont play the game and even i understood that.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:00:31 PM No.713814302
>>713813212
So Koopas are trans now?

What is wrong with you obsessed fuckers?
Replies: >>713815141
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:02:46 PM No.713814479
>>713813889
huh, didn't this used to be a game about drifting tight corners?
Replies: >>713819914
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:09:32 PM No.713815020
>>713785464 (OP)
THEY FUCKING KILLED THE GAME WITH THIS UPDATE EVERYTHING IS FUCKING DOGSHIT I PAID 600$ FOR ALL OF THIS JUST TO GET TO PLAY FOR 3 WEEKS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING NIGGERS FAGGOT NIGGER
Replies: >>713815307
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:10:54 PM No.713815141
>>713814302
Because they get that kind of reaction from dumbasses like you
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:12:22 PM No.713815259
>>713785464 (OP)
At this point, I'd release a physical MK8 Complete EDITION on Switch 2 as plan type B.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:12:38 PM No.713815276
>>713789183
lol, it looks like a unity game made by a team of 20 college students

Still buying it, full price :)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:12:55 PM No.713815307
>>713815020
shouldnt have bought the bundle now you're stuck with this shitty game
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:13:10 PM No.713815331
>>713786271
What's said has been said. It's just another negative to add to the pile like Joycon drift. These issues don't go away but there doesn't need to be new joycon drift threads when we already know they suck.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:13:39 PM No.713815383
>>713790193
i think the issues is that this game designed for children is actually too fucking hard
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:14:20 PM No.713815434
>>713813889
rathar than a race this is more like a comfy trip
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:17:42 PM No.713815716
>nintendo: actuarry we rike to foster non competetive atmosphere so whore famiry can enjoy geimu
>also nintendo: *gives AI comp level accuracy speed and item box luck*
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:19:32 PM No.713815876
1737773356612233_thumb.jpg
1737773356612233_thumb.jpg
md5: 2c7af288f958824bbf08c4a20508bb36๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>713816360 >>713816552 >>713817208 >>713818619
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:20:15 PM No.713815939
>>713790112
kys
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:20:27 PM No.713815956
>>713786024
>I QUIT TO DISNEY MOBILE GACHA KUSOGE
Good for you?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:24:59 PM No.713816360
>>713815876
I was expecting a moment where the track would go to the cool places on the sides, but it was a straight it
Then I thought
>oh, it'll have an underwater part, I see
It didn't

NGL this webm got me like three times for expecting something and it not happening.
Replies: >>713818619
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:27:09 PM No.713816552
>>713815876
This new F1 movie is looking great.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:30:46 PM No.713816854
>>713807658
I hope so, that's the only way Nintendo'll cave in
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:35:07 PM No.713817208
>>713815876
I dont get why they didnt keep the open world separate from the racing mode. Thats what it sounded like they were doing from all the prerelease stuff
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:35:46 PM No.713817264
>>713800667
>a ninth mario kart entry is coming
jee, I dunno
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:36:19 PM No.713817305
>>713785464 (OP)
Yeah
Like, it's not THE WORST game ever made or anything, but, once the novelty of new game fades, it's pretty much just worse than MK8.
Fewer courses even without the booster pack, with less complexity. 24 players was a fun gimmick, but is a shitshow in practice, the item balance is completely fucked, the grinding and wallriding is completely wasted potential that doesn't shake anything up enough.
Even before intermission tracks became the new world order, it wasn't a great comparison. Now that you can't even play the courses anymore, it's a joke.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:37:25 PM No.713817404
>>713789183
God, this looks rancid
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:38:00 PM No.713817454
5a9d65bd6a39c94b4bd17a06c9660fb4
5a9d65bd6a39c94b4bd17a06c9660fb4
md5: d636741756ca76c19a8279a96283f848๐Ÿ”
sonic roboblast 2 kart is the best mario kart around, its free and you can be a million anime girls so like why would you ever play this shitty version
Replies: >>713817512
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:38:56 PM No.713817512
>>713817454
>roboblast 2
Isn't that the stupid motherfucking pinball one that was forced, but worse than the OG?
Replies: >>713817645
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:39:25 PM No.713817550
>>713801676
I think I have anti-Switch 2 fatigue bros....
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:40:28 PM No.713817645
2f52f642467b16bbfc07f9eea9d846a2
2f52f642467b16bbfc07f9eea9d846a2
md5: 4c645334b111ded5513876b0df02abc9๐Ÿ”
>>713817512
what?? i think you might be thinking of robotnik ring racers maybe or by pinball you might mean sonic spinball but thats a totally different thing
Replies: >>713817781
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:40:36 PM No.713817660
>>713786547
You will play how Nintendo intended chud.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:42:09 PM No.713817781
>>713817645
Maybe
I recall they made a sequel to roboblast that sucked dick to play kinda recently. Had a weird boost system, and fucked up physics.
It's been a minute since I've kicked it, I forget what it was.
Ring racers actually sounds familiar, maybe I'm thinking about that.
Replies: >>713817857
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:42:41 PM No.713817831
IMG_1696
IMG_1696
md5: 96df99f1ba172b3cb4b0f0514456663c๐Ÿ”
>>713785464 (OP)
Totally unrelated but it is shocking to me that every year people find new ways to find YouTube thumbnails even lazier.

I really thought the giant red circles, impact font, and soifacing was the worst of it, but fuck me at least they had the effort to make something. The AI ones are fucking everywhere now.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:43:03 PM No.713817857
>>713817781
yea youre thinking of robotnik ring racers sonic roboblast 2 kart is the previous good one
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:52:15 PM No.713818619
>>713813889
>>713815876
>>713816360
Yeah, I kept looking at these webms waiting for something to happen until you realize that that's whole race

peak gaming
I can even see little kids getting bored with that
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:54:30 PM No.713818815
1743644455334248
1743644455334248
md5: 8bf2ead833b28e032ced4be129d27d49๐Ÿ”
>>713785464 (OP)
>Nintendo tries to be Forza
>Nintendo fails.
LMAO!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:57:54 PM No.713819086
>>713789183
>>713818687
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:00:59 PM No.713819321
They turned Mario Kart into slow NASCAR?
Replies: >>713819813 >>713820167
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:06:10 PM No.713819813
>>713819321
NASCAR has laps and curves
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:07:14 PM No.713819914
>>713814479
those tracks are so long that most of the corners on them are too wide to be worth drifting on vs just driving and slightly turning
it really is sad
>no point drifting, doing tricks, wall riding, literally anything
>vs just driving and being faster than all that
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:07:33 PM No.713819937
>>713809227
6 will be in japan.
>listening to in-game tracks
Replies: >>713821580
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:08:41 PM No.713820035
>>713800757
>look at mario odyssey, but dk and worse
wowie zowie!!!!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:10:22 PM No.713820167
>>713819321
Yes, just like Nascar most of it is driving in a straight line, which is why Nascar is for very stupid people, like the new MK
Replies: >>713821398
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:25:13 PM No.713821398
>>713820167
At the very least you have some buddies to drink cheap beer with and enjoy some grilled burgers with.
With Mario Kart? I can't say the same.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:27:44 PM No.713821580
>>713819937
I hope it is. I'd actually enjoy that. Also, what do you typically put on in the background when you play?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:28:00 PM No.713821609
>>713813889
>literally only getting mushrooms
mushroom curse also affects this game i guess
Replies: >>713822585
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:40:36 PM No.713822585
>>713821609
Some players noticed that you are basically guaranteed to get triple mushroom from the first set of item boxes if you are in the back half of the pack.