Thread 713788059

will not be playing

>>713788059 (OP)
shan't either

I'm not an anti-woke tard but I just don't care about a modern 007. It needs to be set in the 60s at the very least. I want silly wacky technology that would be "believable" back then.

this game lives and dies by how fluid bond is to control. if it's a struggle to hop through windows like it is in hitman, it's dead.

I refuse to buy anything made by IOI until they make Hitman FULLY functional offline.
I AM NOT ALONE

>>713788059 (OP)
>you know those unfriendly miserable looking women in the office?
>yes, the very tired middle-aged women that are bitter about their appearance because not even they like how they look
>yes, yes, the ones that are super unpleasant and act like they hate everyone around them!
>haha, we made them the main characters of our game, don't you want to play it with them on the cover and in our marketing materials?
Sheer lunacy.

>007 but always-online and filled with DEI

I hope IO Interactive goes bankrupt in my lifetime.

>>713788316
IOI is completely deranged. They are burning every bridge they have ever had and abandoning every customer that just wants to own what they pay for.

They seem to be deliberately trying to go out of business. It's insane.

>>713788059 (OP)
An ugly jeeta front and center will definitely make people want to play out game

>>713788203
>I'm not an anti-woke
So yo uare not normal?
The opposite of woke is normality

Sad to see a slam dunk dev-IP partnership ruined by gay shit like that especially when culture is turning away from it, looking very 2020-2024 development cycle here lmao
Oh and since these are his MI6 handlers they're going to be in the sequels too yay

>>713788426
I thought this was a good post until I realized it was replying to the post below the one it was actually supposed to be replying to.

>>713788316
>>713788461
this is a collage thrown together by some news site, not official promotional material. the shitty drop shadows should have clued you in.

>>713788504
No one ITT is normal until proven otherwise.

>>713788059 (OP)
>a pajeet, a nigress and a zoomer
What the fuck happened to IOI? Amerimutt meddling? Did they get a Shaneequa as marketing manager?

>>713788316
Denmark doesn't get called out as much as Sweden but it's a proud cuck nation

>>713788059 (OP)
I find the nerd to the left unironically sexy. She looks like she'd enjoy rough, kinky sex.
But above that. She doesn't look like a normalfag.

>>713788619
Funny how every white nation in the planet gets called a cuck nation by deranged mutts.

>>713788606
yuropeans, especially nordcucks just hate the white race at this point.

IOI is a zoomer e-girl with a hundred red flags but I can't help coming back when the gameplay-pussy is so good

>>713788059 (OP)
Is that a Roman robot?

>>713788694
No they don't.
>>713788664
>gets mutilated at birth like a good goy slave
>can't walk the streets without getting shot
>can get fired from his job out of the blue for no reason
>consumes food that's banned in 1st world nations
>standard of living and life expectancy on major decline
Americans have 0 self awareness.

>>713788316
They're atleast 50% of the US/UK/Nato defence apparatus
Ugly mutt hags are the ones officiating the american-zionist hegemony

>>713788664
TRVKE

>>713788203
>anti-woke
Just say normal, retard

>>713788059 (OP)
I'll play it but whether I buy it or not depends on the reviews.

>>713789045
See: >>713788601

>>713788664
>in the
ESL. you are brown.

Even woke shit aside, the bond casting is absolutely baffling. Why would they pick this bland zoomer charisma void? Zero edge whatsoever. Can't believe it's the studio that made kane and lynch 2 and hitman contracts. Also leads me to believe the gameplay will just be splinter cell conviction linear killing braindead AI with zero creative sandbox puzzle social stealth which is supposed to be their expertise. I wanted to see shit like the embassy mission in silent assassin or some kind of heist you can pull off with a few different solutions.

>>713789139
Yes, Americans are brown.

>>713789140
He simultaneously looks 16 and 38

>>713789186
Should've modeled him after a young Depp or some shit.

>>713789186
military ages you

>>713789186
tom cruise ah unc :skull emoji:

>>713789140
because zoomers refuse to play as any character over the age of 25
"unc status" is what they call it
same reason why they changed the character model for marvels spiderman

>>713788296
Just pirate those piece of shit games.
Blood money was the last good hitman

>>713789234
based young johnny depp autist

I love you

>>713789291
aging is going to be brutal for zoomers

>white love interest
We are so back.

>>713788203
>. It needs to be set in the 60s at the very least
Literally every Bond movie is set in the time it's been filmed.

>>713789495
So what?

>>713789487
>olive_oyl.webp

>>713788059 (OP)
I will be boughting it if Bond can have unprotected babymaking sex with Moneypenny.

>>713789234
They should've made him look like Ryan Gosling

>>713789495
And that's why I have never cared about any 007 movie released within my lifetime. Shame IO fell for the same trap.

Spy fiction is just not interesting in the current era.

>>713788059 (OP)
nobody cares about s80ybond

>Game comes out in 2026
>Bond is 26
>Born in 2000
Damn...

>>713788059 (OP)
Mods?

>>713788059 (OP)
Did IOI make this or did they license their engine? Hope IOI didn't waste time on this.

>26 year old bond
wtf who wants this?

>>713788606
When they started censoring underwear you knew which side they were on.

>>713789798
They've been making this for a while. They announced it years ago.

>>713789869
It's so they can make a trilogy

>>713789872
Wow what retards.

>>713789913
bond should be at least 40
you need to have way over 10 years of military and espionage experience to be a 00 agent

>>713789989
What, did you want another Hitman? They can make both games at the same time.

>>713788059 (OP)
This is actually how London looks now, its accurate, stop complaining nazis

>>713790016
No I wanted them to make a good game instead of pandering to the woke crowd. They can't afford such mistakes after going indie.

>>713789684
No, Gosling looks like he has Down's Syndrome.

>>713788296
And that's why we need Stop Killing Games ™

>>713790002
They say he's a prodigy in the trailer so it's okay

they'll make him have a trans love interest

you know its true

notice how they love to ruin all the best franchises white people grew up with

>>713788059 (OP)
Not British enough. James need to be black.

>>713788601
Men can't become women, this is a normal thinking person's statement.

>>713789317
There is no progression if you play the pirated version, I think

Does anyone really trust Amazon with the Bond license after Wheel of Time and Rings of Power? How do we know they won't interfere hard over this game?

>>713788059 (OP)
Hitman 3 was basically Bond already

>>713790903
Don't change the subject. No one ITT is normal.

>>713788296
There's a mod to allow unlocks offline which is good enough. At least the game can be played offline and doesn't need to connect to a server to start.

>>713788606
UK literally has diversity requirements for all their entertainment. A certain percentage of your cast MUST be non-white.