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Anonymous No.713788059 [Report] >>713788161 >>713788316 >>713788461 >>713788606 >>713788659 >>713788867 >>713789069 >>713789632 >>713789721 >>713789741 >>713789798 >>713790128 >>713790474 >>713791563
will not be playing
Anonymous No.713788161 [Report]
>>713788059 (OP)
shan't either
Anonymous No.713788203 [Report] >>713788504 >>713789045 >>713789495
I'm not an anti-woke tard but I just don't care about a modern 007. It needs to be set in the 60s at the very least. I want silly wacky technology that would be "believable" back then.
Anonymous No.713788270 [Report]
this game lives and dies by how fluid bond is to control. if it's a struggle to hop through windows like it is in hitman, it's dead.
Anonymous No.713788296 [Report] >>713789317 >>713790235 >>713792243
I refuse to buy anything made by IOI until they make Hitman FULLY functional offline.
I AM NOT ALONE
Anonymous No.713788316 [Report] >>713788426 >>713788585 >>713788619 >>713788956
>>713788059 (OP)
>you know those unfriendly miserable looking women in the office?
>yes, the very tired middle-aged women that are bitter about their appearance because not even they like how they look
>yes, yes, the ones that are super unpleasant and act like they hate everyone around them!
>haha, we made them the main characters of our game, don't you want to play it with them on the cover and in our marketing materials?
Sheer lunacy.
Anonymous No.713788336 [Report]
>007 but always-online and filled with DEI

I hope IO Interactive goes bankrupt in my lifetime.
Anonymous No.713788426 [Report] >>713788545
>>713788316
IOI is completely deranged. They are burning every bridge they have ever had and abandoning every customer that just wants to own what they pay for.

They seem to be deliberately trying to go out of business. It's insane.
Anonymous No.713788461 [Report] >>713788585
>>713788059 (OP)
An ugly jeeta front and center will definitely make people want to play out game
Anonymous No.713788504 [Report] >>713788601
>>713788203
>I'm not an anti-woke
So yo uare not normal?
The opposite of woke is normality
Anonymous No.713788519 [Report]
Sad to see a slam dunk dev-IP partnership ruined by gay shit like that especially when culture is turning away from it, looking very 2020-2024 development cycle here lmao
Oh and since these are his MI6 handlers they're going to be in the sequels too yay
Anonymous No.713788545 [Report]
>>713788426
I thought this was a good post until I realized it was replying to the post below the one it was actually supposed to be replying to.
Anonymous No.713788585 [Report]
>>713788316
>>713788461
this is a collage thrown together by some news site, not official promotional material. the shitty drop shadows should have clued you in.
Anonymous No.713788601 [Report] >>713789078 >>713790903
>>713788504
No one ITT is normal until proven otherwise.
Anonymous No.713788606 [Report] >>713788694 >>713789871 >>713794850
>>713788059 (OP)
>a pajeet, a nigress and a zoomer
What the fuck happened to IOI? Amerimutt meddling? Did they get a Shaneequa as marketing manager?
Anonymous No.713788619 [Report] >>713788664
>>713788316
Denmark doesn't get called out as much as Sweden but it's a proud cuck nation
Anonymous No.713788659 [Report]
>>713788059 (OP)
I find the nerd to the left unironically sexy. She looks like she'd enjoy rough, kinky sex.
But above that. She doesn't look like a normalfag.
Anonymous No.713788664 [Report] >>713788898 >>713789031 >>713789139
>>713788619
Funny how every white nation in the planet gets called a cuck nation by deranged mutts.
Anonymous No.713788694 [Report] >>713788898
>>713788606
yuropeans, especially nordcucks just hate the white race at this point.
Anonymous No.713788732 [Report]
IOI is a zoomer e-girl with a hundred red flags but I can't help coming back when the gameplay-pussy is so good
Anonymous No.713788867 [Report]
>>713788059 (OP)
Is that a Roman robot?
Anonymous No.713788898 [Report]
>>713788694
No they don't.
>>713788664
>gets mutilated at birth like a good goy slave
>can't walk the streets without getting shot
>can get fired from his job out of the blue for no reason
>consumes food that's banned in 1st world nations
>standard of living and life expectancy on major decline
Americans have 0 self awareness.
Anonymous No.713788956 [Report]
>>713788316
They're atleast 50% of the US/UK/Nato defence apparatus
Ugly mutt hags are the ones officiating the american-zionist hegemony
Anonymous No.713789031 [Report]
>>713788664
TRVKE
Anonymous No.713789045 [Report] >>713789078
>>713788203
>anti-woke
Just say normal, retard
Anonymous No.713789069 [Report]
>>713788059 (OP)
I'll play it but whether I buy it or not depends on the reviews.
Anonymous No.713789078 [Report]
>>713789045
See: >>713788601
Anonymous No.713789139 [Report] >>713789175
>>713788664
>in the
ESL. you are brown.
Anonymous No.713789140 [Report] >>713789186 >>713789291
Even woke shit aside, the bond casting is absolutely baffling. Why would they pick this bland zoomer charisma void? Zero edge whatsoever. Can't believe it's the studio that made kane and lynch 2 and hitman contracts. Also leads me to believe the gameplay will just be splinter cell conviction linear killing braindead AI with zero creative sandbox puzzle social stealth which is supposed to be their expertise. I wanted to see shit like the embassy mission in silent assassin or some kind of heist you can pull off with a few different solutions.
Anonymous No.713789175 [Report]
>>713789139
Yes, Americans are brown.
Anonymous No.713789186 [Report] >>713789234 >>713789258 >>713789269
>>713789140
He simultaneously looks 16 and 38
Anonymous No.713789234 [Report] >>713789336 >>713789684
>>713789186
Should've modeled him after a young Depp or some shit.
Anonymous No.713789258 [Report]
>>713789186
military ages you
Anonymous No.713789269 [Report]
>>713789186
tom cruise ah unc :skull emoji:
Anonymous No.713789291 [Report] >>713789371
>>713789140
because zoomers refuse to play as any character over the age of 25
"unc status" is what they call it
same reason why they changed the character model for marvels spiderman
Anonymous No.713789317 [Report] >>713791146
>>713788296
Just pirate those piece of shit games.
Blood money was the last good hitman
Anonymous No.713789336 [Report]
>>713789234
based young johnny depp autist

I love you
Anonymous No.713789371 [Report]
>>713789291
aging is going to be brutal for zoomers
Anonymous No.713789487 [Report] >>713789595
>white love interest
We are so back.
Anonymous No.713789495 [Report] >>713789590 >>713789695
>>713788203
>. It needs to be set in the 60s at the very least
Literally every Bond movie is set in the time it's been filmed.
Anonymous No.713789590 [Report]
>>713789495
So what?
Anonymous No.713789595 [Report]
>>713789487
>olive_oyl.webp
Anonymous No.713789632 [Report]
>>713788059 (OP)
I will be boughting it if Bond can have unprotected babymaking sex with Moneypenny.
Anonymous No.713789684 [Report] >>713790175
>>713789234
They should've made him look like Ryan Gosling
Anonymous No.713789695 [Report]
>>713789495
And that's why I have never cared about any 007 movie released within my lifetime. Shame IO fell for the same trap.

Spy fiction is just not interesting in the current era.
Anonymous No.713789721 [Report]
>>713788059 (OP)
nobody cares about s80ybond
Anonymous No.713789728 [Report]
>Game comes out in 2026
>Bond is 26
>Born in 2000
Damn...
saucy No.713789741 [Report]
>>713788059 (OP)
Mods?
Anonymous No.713789798 [Report] >>713789872
>>713788059 (OP)
Did IOI make this or did they license their engine? Hope IOI didn't waste time on this.
Anonymous No.713789869 [Report] >>713789913
>26 year old bond
wtf who wants this?
Anonymous No.713789871 [Report]
>>713788606
When they started censoring underwear you knew which side they were on.
Anonymous No.713789872 [Report] >>713789989
>>713789798
They've been making this for a while. They announced it years ago.
Anonymous No.713789913 [Report] >>713790002
>>713789869
It's so they can make a trilogy
Anonymous No.713789989 [Report] >>713790016
>>713789872
Wow what retards.
Anonymous No.713790002 [Report] >>713790328
>>713789913
bond should be at least 40
you need to have way over 10 years of military and espionage experience to be a 00 agent
Anonymous No.713790016 [Report] >>713790140
>>713789989
What, did you want another Hitman? They can make both games at the same time.
Anonymous No.713790128 [Report]
>>713788059 (OP)
This is actually how London looks now, its accurate, stop complaining nazis
Anonymous No.713790140 [Report]
>>713790016
No I wanted them to make a good game instead of pandering to the woke crowd. They can't afford such mistakes after going indie.
Anonymous No.713790175 [Report]
>>713789684
No, Gosling looks like he has Down's Syndrome.
Anonymous No.713790235 [Report]
>>713788296
And that's why we need Stop Killing Games ™
Anonymous No.713790328 [Report]
>>713790002
They say he's a prodigy in the trailer so it's okay
Anonymous No.713790365 [Report]
they'll make him have a trans love interest

you know its true
Anonymous No.713790416 [Report]
notice how they love to ruin all the best franchises white people grew up with
Anonymous No.713790474 [Report]
>>713788059 (OP)
Not British enough. James need to be black.
Anonymous No.713790903 [Report] >>713792019
>>713788601
Men can't become women, this is a normal thinking person's statement.
Anonymous No.713791146 [Report]
>>713789317
There is no progression if you play the pirated version, I think
Anonymous No.713791205 [Report]
Does anyone really trust Amazon with the Bond license after Wheel of Time and Rings of Power? How do we know they won't interfere hard over this game?
Anonymous No.713791563 [Report]
>>713788059 (OP)
Hitman 3 was basically Bond already
Anonymous No.713792019 [Report]
>>713790903
Don't change the subject. No one ITT is normal.
Anonymous No.713792243 [Report]
>>713788296
There's a mod to allow unlocks offline which is good enough. At least the game can be played offline and doesn't need to connect to a server to start.
Anonymous No.713794850 [Report]
>>713788606
UK literally has diversity requirements for all their entertainment. A certain percentage of your cast MUST be non-white.