Thread 713793054

>Deepens voice like Elizabeth Holmes, says its his 2nd puberty at age 30
>Gamed the YouTube algorithm to get rocketed into mainstream
>Spams shortform slop for maximum engagement farming
>Just stream clips where he talks smugly into the camera
>Appears intelligent and knowledgeable to the layman, but really doesn't know that much
>The stupid man's genius
>Keeps popping up in dumb internet drama, he loves the attention
>Nepobaby at Blizzard because of his dad
>Probably never wrote a single line of code, was in QA
>More likely the coffee errand boy
>Claims to be a "game dev", has not released a single game
>The only one he has is a Kickstarter Undertale knockoff in dev for 9 years (abandoned)
>Toby Fox took 3 years
>Used Steam achievements as "uncrackable" DRM to stop piracy (ironic), cracked instantly
>Furry ERPs as ferret fursona, owns a ferret rescue (???)
>Shit at games
>Babyraged at his party for his fuckup, looks up guides and pretends he figures it out himself
>Most smug asshole incapable of introspection, believes he is the smartest man alive
>Looks, talks, acts like Elon Musk and Asmongoloid's unwanted baby
>Industry plant, moron, or liar, considering how he trashed and misrepresented Stop Killing Games
>Likely all 3
>Will not admit he was wrong, refuses to talk to and insults Ross (SGK), mutes and bans any mention in twitch chat, argues in circles, deflects blame, whines on twitter
>Privateers were pirates paid by corps and govs to disrupt and stifle competition (kek)
>Annoyingly, is an authoritative voice in the online game sphere
>Holds influence due to sheer numbers and spread of his brand. Idiots hold sway when any random schmuck on the internet can become rich and famous overnight.

The makings of a politician or CEO. Maybe on his 3rd puberty his balls will drop for real and he grows and changes as a person.

uh... bideogames?

>>713793087
he's a game developer
you can discuss video game related people on this board just like you can discuss actors on /tv/ or musicians on /mu/

midbroken

>>713793054 (OP)
>Used Steam achievements as "uncrackable" DRM to stop piracy (ironic), cracked instantly

This nigga never heard of SAM?

>>713793287
Yeah his game was mid and immediately broken

Who gives a fuck you mongrel
Just laugh at the cow and move on with your life

>>713793320
Is it true localization in his game is a 17k line long switch statement? Is there proof?

seen someone write that he might be using ai to process his stream speech in real time to generate shit he can read back to his audience to seems smart on any topic

>>713793054 (OP)
>tries to commit suicide
>fails
forgot that OP.

>>713793753
No way, he's too narcissistic to neck himself

>>713793753
source

ecelebs aren't video games

>>713793054 (OP)
You're on the list bud, hope it was worth it.

>"I'm an ex-blizzard developer" (his dad brought him in as a QA)
>"I hacked a powerplant" (he was part of a 10+ member of a team at DEFCON, largely doing nothing)
>"I'm a successful gamedev" (finished games: 0, his developing game which started around 2016 -which was kickstarted- is still nowhere near done because he isn't actually working on it, he made a minor change on it recently because it was about to be hit by an abandonment tag by Steam Early Access)
>"I'm exceptionally smart" (obviously using guides in puzzle games then acting like he figured it all out by himself)
>"I'm the best in [game]" (deserts his team in WoW at the first sign of troube, deserts his guild in Ashes of Creation at the first sign of competent rivals, deserts duels in Ashes when faced with a competent opponent)
>Misinterprets (or maliciously misrepresents) the initiative
>Narcissistic, literally can't admit fault
>Doubles, triples and quadruples down whenever he is exposed

>>713793519
>>713793753
Sauce? I'm all for laughing at this faggot, but only over things that are actually true.

>>713793519
That sounds like bullshit, but I believe it.

I hate this age of grifters. I'm tired of all of them, sons of millionaires pretending they grinded all the way from the bottom and how much they deserve what they have. Disgusting human beings, no one would shed a tear for their absence.

>>713793054 (OP)
The fact that this insecure faggot named himself "Thor" tells me all I need to know, what a pathetic manchild wimp.

>>713793054 (OP)
>yet another eceleb thread
Anon, you need to go to therapy. You're obsessed over someone who has absolutely zero effect on your life.

>>713793054 (OP)
>rat software

bump

5000 more signatures for Stop Killing Games since last thread.

>>713793136
I don't think you classify as a human being.

>>713793795
>>713793798
>>713793963
cant find anything on it, just what was posted yesterday on 4chan
nothing public other than sexual exploitation allegations.
probably not true or was scrubbed if so.

>>713794058
That's Anton Chigurh's motivation in the book.

>>713794084
I need to kill these video games

Eceleb thread

>>713793054 (OP)
>>Used Steam achievements as "uncrackable" DRM to stop piracy (ironic), cracked instantly
Elaborate, what the hell were achievements going to do it stop piracy?

>>713794082
I wish this was true but it happens to many threads not just eceleb shit

can we please go back to making threads explaining misconceptions about the campaign instead of about this sleazy scumbag

>>713793087
an Asmongold thread died for this

Can someone please explain to me how you can have leaked chatlogs where you're in the middle of a gay furry erp session, dox a child, brag about being an ex blizzard developer, then go back to gay furry erping, and not get fucked over for it?

This guy should be an untouchable. Does the gay furry erp sandwich shield him from all criticism? Nobody wants to point out this insanity because people will percieve them as anti lgbt? What the fuck?

>>713793861
Gets me every time

hate fuckers like him but lets be real the "nerdsphere" is choc full of lonely fucks who need validation in the form of looking knowledgeable. ever asked a question and the community yapper figurehead needs to chime in and answer everything even if you can smell they aren't certain?

>>713794173
cope

>>713794084
It will plateau soon.
And if not, it will not reach 100% in 30 days anyway.
And if it does it doesn't matter, they will probably ignore it.
And if they don't it will probably not amount of anything.
And if it does, it's probably for the worse.
And if it isn't, I was actually manufacturing attention for it all along.

>>713793054 (OP)
>eceleb drama
Go back.

>>713793054 (OP)
>*waves hand*
>No no, I'm [Calling Bullshit] on that.
>*absolves himself of all personal responsibility and instantly erases the validity of your negative claims*

fear this powerful wizard.

>>713794306
>be a nepobaby so you have higher power shielding you
>be a redditorbaby so you have lower tier scum shielding you
all the rich powerful people are pedos and all the redditors are furry freak degenerates. So theres nothing they want to attack.

>>713794357
Lonely fucks seeking validation are not the same as galactic scale narcissists like him

>>713793054 (OP)
This guy is getting shit on for something different every month, it's honestly impressive how unlikable he is

>>713794385
>And if it isn't, I was actually manufacturing attention for it all along.
I want it to go through all the way because he will definitely pull this card out

>>713794058
same desu

>>713794306
people are now being conditioned to allow pedophiles that are on the "right side" of the history to still be public
look at pyrocynical for example, despite being an obvious furry pedophile that got outed some years ago he is still being let to have a platform that is mostly being watched by children and

>>713793087
You're in /v/ anon...

>>713794082
>rulecuck announcing reports

>>713794453
It's quite the anomaly. He simultaneously has enough viewers to make serious bank yet is also hated by fucking everyone you ask.

>>713794173
>namefag

>>713793136
Fuck off, Eurocuck. Take your autistic obsession to kiwi.

>>713794453
We're living in another era of peak e-drama and this dude is a hypernarcassist with a big platform so he can't help injecting himself and his "expert" opinions into fucking EVERYTHING that crops up, so he ends up being a focus point of hate in every separate drama going on.

>>713794058
Welcome to the enshitification of the internet. The biggest streamers aren't even regular guys anymore. They're always some nepo babies, very obvious plants or bought out grifters. Makes me miss dudes like Pewdiepie, even though it used to be "cool" to hate on him for acting like a kiddy-pandering faggot back in the day before he reinvented himself. He looks like a fucking legend in comparison to these tools.

this thread was made by certified subhumans on a discord

>>713794649
>The biggest streamers aren't even regular guys anymore.
I don't know why this surprises anyone. The moment streaming got the point where anyone notable is registering their streams as LLCs to dodge liability and moving off to Texas to dodge taxes is when the whole "heckin wholesome grass roots entertainment" angle seriously fucking died. It managed to become a as cancerous as big corps yet run by people in their bedrooms.

>>713794649
makes sense
>people with money want money
>spend money to push nepobaby into fame
>farm them for profit
no market for free thinking creative individuals.

>>713793054 (OP)
This guy has a serious problem with forcing ridiculous conclusions to explain what is generally normal and understandable. Half ass a dungeon because you think the group are dumbasses and get some characters killed? ‘Um actually it’s a gamer law that you can’t receive new orders after a ‘run’ command is given, and haters are terrorists anyways so wtf?’ Someone accuse you of setting you audio levels to make your voice sound better? ‘Um actually the audio from your speaker is literally only from my diaphragm, it’s not even digital. And people’s voices don’t even change with age actually I had a ‘second puberty’. Just typical know-it-all behavior from an elitist who needs to ‘win’ at every little thing. Plus he’s a sadist who brags about his ability and history of manipulating people and stealing data. Like, we know how you act when you’re showing off some epic story about how stupid everyone is because you enjoyed breaching their security to get them fired or banned, how the fuck are you going to act like you’re a moral barometer for anything? You’re a daddy’s boy cyber cop, internet hall monitor tattletale, your game is fake and you know you’re faking it for the streamer income, and your whole show is constantly rubberbanding between sharing contempt for the public by bragging your ability to manipulate them and the online market, and insecurely covering up and scolding people for your failed attempts at manipulating them. It’s ridiculous

>>713793054 (OP)
>age 30
He looks 38 at best

>>713794306
because the guy accused him of some retarded stuff which wasn't true so almost no one looked into it further

Clean it up, janny faggot, lest someone cleans you up

>>713793087
keep killing them

>>713794914
He said his voice changed at 30. He is 38, born in '87.

>>713793054 (OP)
A CEO wouldn't keep around furry ferret shit. They get in the way.