Thread 713793101

Kojimbo brothers... they're laughing at us again...

>woman doesn't get it
every time

>>713793101 (OP)
>woman doesn't understand emotions
Color me surprised

>the average /v/irgin has gamer girl tier opinions now
grim

>>713793290
>>713793828
She is correct though. Death Stranding is pretty much just Rick and Morty or Bojack Horseman of gaming (shallow garbage that is only enjoyed by low IQ normalfags who desperately want you to believe that it's "mature" and "deep" while actually having little experience with the medium and no deeper interest in it)

>FEMALE
DOHOHOHOHOHO

>>713793101 (OP)
you can make a better looking screenshot in ue5 with default assets probably in 10 minutes

>>713793101 (OP)
>final fantasy handle + e33 name
>and a woman
couldn't have encountered a worse person for their opinion on something

>>713793101 (OP)
>woman or child having an opinion on a video game catered to men

>>713793101 (OP)
why is a woman giving an opinion?

>>713793985
but ue5 runs like shit

>>713794157
Normalfag redditors are not "men".

>>713794203
it runs just fine if the map is as empty as in death stranding

>>713793290
>>713793828
>>713794127
>>713794157
Prove her wrong

>>713793101 (OP)
That terrain has 1 texture, no wonder it's "well optimized"

>>713794291
>me looking at the poor brownies who cant run ue5

>>713793927
I just like delivering packages in the post apocalyptic world. It’s relaxing yet satisfying to me to snake a truck through the mountains with a full load of deliveries.

>>713793101 (OP)
>I got into games thanks to movieslop walk forward and watch cutscene with some sad music in the background
These people deserve all the mockery

>>713793101 (OP)
Why do people willingly go out in public and yell to the world about how hard they got filtered? It's embarrassing.

>>713795415
>Boring work simulator, Germany
:|
>Boring work simulator, Japan
:D

>>713794319
She's a woman, she's wrong by default

>>713793101 (OP)
Imagine walking 5 kilometres loaded down with like a hundred kilograms of packaging on a mission to unite continents and bring infrastructure back to a broken world.
Now imagine feeling NOTHING at that idea. Not being moved a tiny bit.

This is why SSRI meds were a mistake.

>>713793290
>It's not about fun... it's about the emotion...
You sound like a last of us dev

>>713795708
>Now imagine feeling NOTHING at that idea
Sam doesn't. You've been filtered.

>>713793101 (OP)
>haven't played it
>but
every time. These retards think they can understand anything if only shown in a 10 seconds Tiktok clip but reality is their brains are dopamine fried and are not receptive anymore... Still have an opinion though, even though they have no idea what they are even talking about.

>>713795708
>Now imagine feeling NOTHING at that idea. Not being moved a tiny bit.
That's the point retard.

>>713795815
>Sam feels nothing about his job.
"I live for this shit." - Sam

>>713793101 (OP)
>twitter tranny
e33troons aren’t taking kojima delivering trve kino well

>Play Kojima Kino
>Go online
>Literally every single person denigrating it is brown
>MFW

>>713796126
It's always either the browns or the Americans.

>>713793927
>this thing 4chan told me not to like is totally like those other things 4chan told me not to like guise

>>713796157
I saw a dude saying "Well I hated it and I'm polish."
The Polish are the type of Europeans to have a favourite flavour of crayon, no way I'm taking your opinion seriously.

>>713796073
Yes he clearly express how it's all shit

>>713793101 (OP)
>I haven't played it but...
Okay, retard.

>>713795815
>Sam doesn't
Sam isn't supposed to be you though. He's a character in a story that exists independently of you.
You are supposed to feel differently than Sam, the plot doesn't work if you're on the same page as him.
I know Kojima likes to play with metaphor too much but he isn't that fucking subtle. The juxtaposition of a man who is uncaring about his role in human connection deciding to reconnect humanity... that's the point.

>>713793101 (OP)
>I haven't played it but
I have, and you're a mental midget.

>>713796508
>You are supposed to feel differently than Sam
Wrong.
>that's the point.
Wrong

>>713793101 (OP)
>Literally Who: I have an opinion
Stop giving these terminally online nobodies attention, faggot.

>>713795546
To be fair it was a pretty good idea to take omega autism delivery simulators and 'game-ify' them. I may be more inclined to deliver shit if there's fantastical environments and some fighting along the way.

If we accept the Kojima empty world then we have to accept the Starfield crater as well.

Have Kojima dickriders finally become more deranged and defensive than Nintentoddlers?

>>713797271
No, you don't get it. Please refer to the rules:
>Empty world
:|
>Empty world, Japan
:O

>>713793101 (OP)
Literally who is this dumb piece of shit!????????

>>713793927
>shallow garbage that is only enjoyed by low IQ normalfags who desperately want you to believe that it's "mature" and "deep"
It's not deep thematically and it never really tries to be. It's possible you're confusing depth with certain degrees of convolution. It just ping pongs between endearing cringe kino, some down to earth heartfelt moments and exposition dumps. That's it. Sometimes they hit and sometimes they don't. There's nothing inherently deep about, say, fatherhood but it doesn't make it any less human.

>>713793927
Your post is literally nothing but incoherent buzzword salad you have no fuicking individual cirticial thought in your head. Your brain has been turned to mush by /v/. I feel bad for you.

>>713794319
Why?

>>713797893
>I feel bad for you
He doesn't think about you at all because he doesn't think

>>713793927
Post your playtime

>>713793927
You forgot a few buzzwords, you should add "slop" and "safe horny" somewhere in there.

>>713796126
>>713796157
>>713796331
>t. larping turdworlders

>>713797419
>finally
Finally? They have always been midwits who think they're better and smarter than everyone else because they play Metal Gear or this shit now. Funny how /v/ermin always have an allergic reaction to e-celebs but love sucking off their celeb deity.

>>713797419
I always laugh at this webm
no one does absurdist comedy like kojimbo

>>713793927
TRUTH NUKE

>>713793101 (OP)
>expedition 33
>woman
>trying to talk about gameplay
lmao

>>713799110
>I always laugh at this webm
>no one does absurdist comedy like kojimbo

>>713793927
You got death stranding and expedition 33 mixed up there retard

>>713799272
gr8 b8 m8

>>713799184
you need to be over 28 and hate being alive to really get it

>>713799404
I'm over thirty and it's pure unfiltered cringe. If it was anyone else but this retarded slant eye you'd be having the same reaction too.

>>713799483
you don't hate being alive enough if you can still cringe

>>713799808
>bro you need to be a suicidal furry to be able to appreciate Kojima's greatness
No thanks bro

Nigger hasn't even played it baka fr fr

>>713793927
>>713799119

Nah Bojack is GOAT

>>713793101 (OP)
Same vibes as people who called Starfield's big crater amazing

>>713793927
bojack is good.
rick and morty was good for half of season 1.

>>713793101 (OP)
>Woman doesn't understand the Faustian Spirit
Ofc

>>713800654
The Faustian spirit is playing pretend in video games while you never venture out of your basement irl?

>>713800746
>Nooooo, you can never daydream or imagine yourself in other situations
Question, when you think of an apple, which do you see?

>>713793101 (OP)
>i don't understand what's so touching about fatherhood
Fatherless behaviour.

>>713796157
Why the random american shot, mgs and death stranding sold the most copies here dipshit

>>713800845
Im thinking not seeing idiot

>>713800845
I can use my imagination perfectly. But don't pretend to be le vgh le conquering aryan man by playing video games

>>713795546
Because most work sims are cheap shovelware. There are some good ones but nothing obviously compares to a big budget AAA working sim.

>>713796508
Exactly. Well said homie

>>713793101 (OP)
Lmao kojitroons btfo

>>713797059
Except in real life, you're faggot ass would die a gruesome death. You probably couldn't even deliver a day's worth of mail in Detroit without getting your skull and asshole split to the white meat, retarded faggot.

>>713801601
Why are brownoids so violent?

>>713801690
300 years of slavery will do it. Faggot white bois go 30 years without pussy and are ready to shoot up schools and malls...imagine 300 years of slavery.

>>713793101 (OP)
>>713793101 (OP)
>hey look at this dumb bitch you talking animals, you filthy goycattle! Doesn't this make you want to consoom kojigook's last sterile shitty game and endure all his cringe writing and unbearable characters? Remember it's muh soul and reminiscent of the le human spirit!

It's so easy to win goycels over

>>713797419
Honestly when I first saw Vamp spinning and licking the blade in MGS2 I didnt think it could get any worse than that and Kojima has simply upped it ever single time in every game.

>>713801601
Damn nigga.. chill I wasn't even talking about real life. You need to get something off your chest?

>>713793927
>Sincere and deliberately boring and slow game
>Exactly the same as irreverent, rapid-fire comedies that occasionally switch to being emotional
Stop being a fucking retard, please.

>>713801916
brown chimpout dw

>>713801601
>talking about games
>brings up real life
lol

>>713793101 (OP)
Good. Gatekeep it harder.

>>713798975
>midwits
They are straight up dumb.

>>713793101 (OP)
>wiypipo dont season dey games

>>713793101 (OP)
>The girl is a expedition 33 fanboy
I'm starting to notice

>it's le deep because......... because it just is
>connecting people using likes... really makes ya think...... powerful commentary
>i clapped when he did the solid snake reference!!!!!!
>the bad parts are intentionally bad because kojima said so
kojimdrones have lost all sense of reality

>>713793101 (OP)
The dude is running on the terrain.
Unlike every game she likes that is a cylinder hovering over a flat plane.

>>713793101 (OP)
Still better than what Blooper is doing with pos Silent Hill remake. Silent Hill f will be GOTY though.

>>713795415
>I love coming home from work and loading up more work on my snoystation!
Get a 2nd job wage cuck

>>713793927
Quick someone post the webm of die hardman doing interpretive dance to prove him wro....oh

>>713793101 (OP)
As in what, texture shade or environmental shade?

>>713806682
this, but unironically

>>713793927
Rustled a few jimmies here

The idea of a weird stripped down freight courier game through weird environments sounds like something I would really like, but after getting glimpses from DS1 into Kojima's fever dream project where he hires actors he likes so he put them all together in one place like a kid playing make believe with all his favorite action figures he wishes were his best friends I can't be fucking with it. It's just too unbelievably cringe. What I've seen of DS2 seems like it's gotten even worse in that aspect.

>>713793101 (OP)
You can say this literally about any open world game without any context

>>713793101 (OP)
>Obstacles to navigate while managing your items without breaking them
>Enemies that try to rob you
>BT's trying to kill you
>Weapons, even guns
>Melee combat mechanics
>DRIVING
>Survival crafting
>"Yeah you're just walking mindlessly without any real challenge"

I can see how you disingenuous fucks say shit like this. I get it Hideo Kojima "dickriders" are obnoxious so you look for every possible way to spite them. But you're just the only ones showing how shallow and close-minded you are. It's not an 11/10 masterpiece, but it's a 9/10 game that you should give it a chance. It's not just mindless walking.

>>713812353
They hated him... for he spoke the TRVTH

>>713793101 (OP)
Why do white girls always type like they’re black on social media? Isn’t there some huge liberal campaign on respecting other peoples cultures 24/7?

ITT:

>>713812549
John Lennon warned about this

>>713793101 (OP)
Why do some people have such a hard time comprehending the majesty of nature?

>>713800049
It was a ride, but the one I surprisingly can't recommend to anyone in particular.

>>713794127
>final fantasy invented dragoons
lol