LESS THAN 24 HOURS

https://horaro.org/esa/2025-summer1
https://horaro.org/esa/2025-summer2

>two streams

>planned on ordering in an indian in for tomorrow because in the mood
>halo would probably be on by then
Boooooring.

>200 bucks to attend the event
>used to be like 50
wtf?

>>713798328
Just watch VODs with him until another run goes on

>>713797529
>long-ass JRPG starts being played
>swap to the other stream
Only thing they fucked up was not showing both schedules on the same page so it's easier to parse when they're happening, but Stream 2 starts when Metaphor: ReFantazio is being played.

>>713798415
I audibly laughed.

>>713797529
they/them

>>713798425
Their own site shows both
https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

Oh boy, I LOVE let's plays!

>Harry Potter games
GDQ could never.

>>713799003

>>713799132
>frog fractions
What

>>713799261
GDQ didn't like the part of the game where you're making bug porn.

>>713799132
>Barkley
Do they hate b-ball or something?

>>713799132
what's wrong with ion fury?

>>713799132
>Five Nights at Freddy's
huh?

>>713799571
Bill Cosby is in it, even though the game predates the allegations that came out.

Euro Chads, I’m ready

>>713799943
I think the creator supports trump and that’s why

>>713799783
Probably the dev
wasn't supporting trans rights. I vaguely remember something like that.
>>713799943
The main dev donated to some org they didn't like.

>>713800045
>>713800072
>if a creator supports the PRESIDENT of a country all his games gets banned
This is actually insane.

>>713797345 (OP)
amongus

>>713800045
>>713800072
I thought troons were all about acceptance? Why can't you support trump

>>713799132
>Rocko's quest.

>>713800136
>insane
nope
twitch is being moderated really retarded. They don't have solid guidelines for bans.
It's mostly when an employee doesn't like something it's banned

>>713800136
He wasn't president when FNAF got banned.

>>713797345 (OP)
whats the stream so i can spam trump is your president on multiple accounts?

>>713800045
He was donating sizable amounts to orgs that were specifically anti-trans.

>>713799783
Gay jokes in the game, plus leaks from the dev's discord about making jokes at trans' expense.
They shouldn't have since the jokes about transwomen write themselves.

>>713800250
I put it up there with Bonesaw's Jak&Daxter run, despite it being the polar opposite in terms of competence.

>>713799943
FNAF creator is like a massive christcuck tradfag. It's a pretty known thing. Idk if he supported Trump or not but he is like blatantly a conservative

>>713800465
And?

>>713800438
You'll have to wait for GDQ, this event is for Euros

>>713800438
anon, they are talking about GDQ
Trump is welcome at esa

>>713800441
>Gay jokes in the game, plus leaks from the dev's discord about making jokes at trans' expense.
and the "games are too political today" crowd probably loves the game

>>713800587
>Trump is welcome at esa
nope, but it's an euro event and he's not our president

>>713800587
We don't care about your clown politics show, USA is a 3rd world dystopia to us

>>713800819
The only thing they talk about 24/7 in Sweden is Trump and Elon Musk.(not much about Elon anymore tho)
It was "big news" that some of our politicians were driving a Tesla, so yes we care... A LOT.

>>713800819
Mashallah

>>713801084
i don't believe you.
Trump is no more in the news than any other world leader in germany

>>713801198
I live in Poland and my mother called me up crying when Trump won the election. She doesnt even know who our prime minister is

>>713801198
https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/utrikesministern-om-familjens-tesla-kor-den-mycket-sallan
This is from our national public news, how it's big news that some politician was driving a Tesla.

>>713801321
so what she overreacted but the dude still makes shit worse for us.
also he's still not more on tv than any other world leader. Macron is way more on the news and americans don't act like we're obsessed with him.

Very cool. I thought this was next month.

>>713797345 (OP)
Idk how I feel about ESA going before GDQ. I dont wanna be burned out for GDQ.

>>713801752
i was talking about the 24/7 part
we get world news in europe every time one of your kings does something or fucks up we get news about it doesn't mean we're obsessed with them

>>713802104
don't see a problem with it

>>713802104
You have ASM right after SGDQ, Dogwater on like the last 2 days of ASM, and then BSG in August.

I'm, more sad that ESA won't be there to wash the disgust of watching SGDQ away.

>>713802106
Even when Biden was the president every day the TV news just talked about Trump 24/7 here

>>713798356
really? the one time i attended the ticket prices were around 110€

I stopped caring about ESA when they started doing the pronoun shit also.

>>713799132
Panty shot high school translation when

>>713799132
What's wrong with God of War 1 specifically that isn't present in 2 or 3?

>>713805172
I forget what all would be offensive to them beyond the optional off-camera sex minigame.

>>713802104
Don't you have like half a month or something before gdq starts? How the hell could you get burnt out unless it was two weeks back to back?

>>713802104
The threads carry GDQ. It'll be fine.

>>713805620
SGDQ starts July 6

ESA is dogshit. the whole event is washed

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Also what am i missing?

>>713806654
don't care about any of those except A/SGDQ and Frame Fatales

>>713806745
GTFO

>>713806805
ESA is terrible. too many corny in jokes and literal who runners with bad accents. too many stupid intermission time wasters like making ikea furniture or watching a group of ESA oldbois fellate each other.

>>713806880
GDQ is like a corporate retreat where HR is watching you the whole time

When's the Final Fantasy relay race happening? pain to find any info on it

>>713806971
GDQ is mostly boring af these days but at least it's not a yuropoor circlejerk with the camera left on. ESA is literally just a small cast of the same faces patting each other on the back and dickriding their clique while playing good games badly or straight up playing bad games while mumbling in broken english

>>713807724
if by >these days you mean the last 12 years you're right

>>713807928
it wasn't even worth watching for the last 4-5 years. AGDQ 25 was painfully mid but still a big improvement over what it has been. sometimes i think i'm just getting old too. I should have a family at this age instead of watching kids half my age play nintendo

>>713808134
>I should have a family at this age instead of watching kids half my age play nintendo
yep i should be too busy with my family to waste time on this

>>713799132
So, uh, why did the first Huniepop get like mega banned from Twitch again? The ero content was completely optional. It wasn't any lewder than sluts in swimsuits streaming from their inflatable pools.

>Both Paper Marios on the schedule

>>713808473
americans are retarded