Why are blonde male protagonists so rare?

swarthy protagonists are safer because they don’t upset browns

>>713807956 (OP)
because they aren't white

>>713807956 (OP)
Link
Shulk
Alundra dude
Nioh 1 MC
Cloud
Zidane
Leon
Raiden from MG2 and Revengeance
Duke Nukem

>>713807956 (OP)
1. Natural blondes are rare as hell
2. Men don't dye their hair

>>713808409
whole buncha faggots and two of them change hair colours depending on the game

>>713808664
>Natural blondes are rare as hell
maybe in italy

Sex with Laios

Blonde haired male x Black haired female is the best pairing unironically

>>713808848
Falin…

>>713808976
I prefer black male x blonde female

Sorry yuri niggers, the male human fighter gets the female elf wizard.

>>713809131
Laios only likes feral monsters.

>>713809131
I know manga getting a anime is always a mistake but christ it was especially bad with DM, I hope they are all bored of it and don't come back for the next season.

>>713809131
In any other scenario I would agree with you, but Laios exclusively fucks monsters.

>>713808848
Marcille...

>>713809280
Yeah like this one

because blonde looks better on women than men unless you have absolute chad genetics

>>713809131
they share

>>713808409
All made 20+ years ago

>>713807956 (OP)
>>713808409
It occurs to me that blonde characters seem to get treated like shit and villainized no matter what. Are they really that threatening to people?

>>713808976
>series by or for women
>always some blonde male love interest

Funny how they always tell us not to like them though

>>713812029
>jump series written by a man
whatever you say bro

>>713812791
Dungeon Meshi is by a woman. And women also love Loid.

>>713807956 (OP)
saar the statistics say women overwhelmingly prefer dark tall and handsome of the swarthy variety saar

>>713807956 (OP)
no thoughts
just Itsuzumi

>>713808409
Leon is not blonde

>>713808797
Bro, 2% of the world is blonde. Even the US is less than 4%

>>713811941
>people
Certain types, yes actually

>>713807956 (OP)
the type of blonde that also comes with very fair facial/body hair is gross/effeminate and if you're gonna give darker blonde hair to avoid that you may as well just do brown or black hair since that's a more striking visual for a white male character.

officially laios and falin have "light brown" hair

>>713807956 (OP)
Most blonde people just end up brown haired adults

>>713809302
He sounds based

>>713813791
Who gives a shit, blonde characters are hot

>>713807956 (OP)
Fake victimhood. You know what ethnicities are actually rare in video games?
>Mexicans
>Native americans
>Red heads and gingers

>>713808409
>Link
>Shulk
>Alundra dude
>Nioh 1 MC
>Cloud
>Zidane
>Leon
>Raiden
All Japan
>Duke Nukem
Irrelevent after 9/11
I'll give you one free
>Blaskowitz
Aryan appearance is actually a "gotcha!" subversion because he's a polish jew who HATES the blonde people

Are we really not allowed to have a good guy who looks like this?

>>713807956 (OP)
My dream game is a Dungeon Meshi MMO

>>713807956 (OP)
They aren't.
>>713808409
/thread

>>713814106
>>Native americans
last time natives got representation, white people complained until it was removed

>>713814261
Damn that guy won the genetrics lottery hard.

>>713807956 (OP)

Men with blonde and/or curly hair cannot be trusted.

>>713813510
video games aren't the real world

>>713813389
I love the retarded cat.

>>713814261
White supremacists are too stupid to make videogames, so no

>>713814569
It's not that we're stupid, we just don't get into media and the arts for professions.

>>713814471
You know you're supposed to read what the posts are replying to, right?

>>713814263
Learn to coda and make one yourself. Don't just copy stuff, obviously but the general setting is nothing new.

>>713814765
You're right, you're just soulless bots with no creativity or imagination

>>713813414
RE4 Leon is

>>713814261
I vant to succ his cawk

>>713811941
Blonde men in (((western media))) are always cast as villains, because they are still seen as the enemy who stubbornly persists existing.
Blonde women in (((western media))) are allowed to be on the good side, but get "damsel" roles more than other women because they are seen as the spoils of victory, for sexual conquest.

If hollywood was not a jewish supremacist cult, more nordic-coded characters would be written just like Laios; friendly but autistic fellas who are socially inept but otherwise smart and strong.

>>713815001
You could be onto something. Someone needs to make the world work. I'm in nuclear energy myself. But I do like art. I wouldn't call myself creative though

>>713807956 (OP)
You illiterate faggots it’s spelled BLOND with no e for men

>>713815001
What have you made besides accusations of racism and posts worshipping blacks?

>>713815001
The biggest problem with everything in the modern west's creative industries is that they lack creativity. It's so bad that video game movies are the biggest movies releasing every year.
So it seems like progressives aren't particularly creative either.

>>713815351
We're not french, anon

>>713807956 (OP)
Because blond is a stereotype for rich fags in fantasy setttings. And rich fags in fantasy settings are the second most popular villains next to churches.

>>713814106
>red heads and gingers
nigger, nearly every female lead/co-star in the past decade has been a ginger. Have you been living under a rock?
>Mass Effect
>Enslaved
>Expedition 33
>Heavenly Sword
>Horizon
>Blood Rayne
>Borderlands
>Persona 5 Royal
I could go on, but basically, you're a faggot whose mother sucks dwarf cock

>>713813414
Real blonde hair doesn't look golden yellow unless you are being directly lit by the Sun or some sort of harsh light source. If it does it's almost certainly fake blonde.

>>713808797
Isn't marcille from italy?

>>713807956 (OP)
?

>>713816219
Gendered adjectives exist in English too, dummy. Especially where we literally just took the words from another language.
I guess if you wanna walk around like a retard pronouncing the T in “often” and calling a man a fiancée nobody’s going to stop you, but anybody that knows better will see you’re a total idiot.

>>713807956 (OP)
They aren’t
fuck off don’t care

>>713807956 (OP)
Red looks much cooler

>>713816804
Retard. Blond hair comes in variants. Apart from which, many blondes are born with hair that is so blond that it appears white, but as they grow older it turns more golden blond.

>>713808409
>Anon fits every blond protagonist into a single post and thinks he btfo OP.

>>713817090
Name 3 red haired males in vidya that are not anime characters.

>>713817229

>>713813510
and 99% of the world don't create anything
that 2% becomes much higher if you're looking at authors or people who create literally anything of value
>sar statistically your protagonist should be shitskin redeem like me sar

>>713817229
Ganondorf
Bowser
Knuckles

>>713807956 (OP)
Because they're evil

>>713807956 (OP)
>>713808409
Tidus?

>>713817229
Shirou is from a vn. Adell in Disgaea. Iori in kof. Postal dude if you want something not from Japan.

>>713807956 (OP)
bitch bastard best protagonist black hair bloody bitch

>>713817229
Adol

>>713817841
East Asian media portrays the greedy West like this. Foreign and untrustworthy/conniving

>>713818724
When he said "not anime characters" I think he meant "not japanese".

>>713817229
The dude from the Jedi survivor games. When you say anime, do you mean anime art style games or licensed game characters

>>713818787
Jews perpetuate both the stereotype of the evil blonde and the dumb blonde.

I think there was an old TM interview where Takeuchi said that blonde hair can come off like the stripes on a bee or the bright yellow of a venomous frog, it's to the japanese what a woman with blue or pink hair is to men in the west. A loudly announced sign of danger, a bad omen.

>>713818724
Is this series good?

>>713809131
Sure, but what if..?

>>713819247
No. Play Rance's games instead, he was meant to be Adol but actually entertaining.

>>713817576
holy based!

>>713819330
Are the early ones translated? Or is there one I should start with that’s translated?

>>713819247
They are pretty fun. The first game is kinda bullshit on nightmare because of it being fully dependent on bump combat but after they started adding magic and more options.

>>713811941
hate that this is the most modern rendition of the zero suit. even Seamus looks like an annoyed dike, posing just because she was forced rather than enjoying being a slut like the previous games' unlocks

>>713819494
Yeah, Rance 01, the remake of the first game. Though you'll have to keep in mind that at its core, mechanically, it's still a game from 1987 or something like that.

I stopped reading this when they revived his sister with dragon bones or something how did it end and why did t-words end up latching on to it

>>713808409
less than 10 characters out of millions of games
and all of them from 10+ years ago

>>713819801
Sounds good, I’ll try it.
>>713819626
I’ll try them too.

>>713819956
Uh, you do know that the Rance games are eroge, right? Though it is true that the Rance series started out as a parody of the Ys series.

>>713819038
True

>>713818724
my fuarking hero

>>713807956 (OP)
Theyre not?

>>713820087
Yeah I heard about them separately after reading Dohna Dohna. Felt like a good time to ask.

>>713820242
Okay. Rance 01 is the perfect entry, yeah, it's like under 10 hours for a run but you'll have to accept that you're going to miss out on a lot of content if you do everything blind because the side content is comically convoluted and missable despite being a glorified adventure game. But that's what NG+ and the wiki is for. Yulan best girl.

>>713816624
Fake redheads.

>>713816624
Don't forget the Witcher.

>>713809075
I'd prefer for you to kill yourself, never fucking reply to me again

>>713807956 (OP)
Because they are the niggers of the Caucasian Anglo-sphere.

Another interesting fact about them are that they have the highest percentage of furfags than any other Caucasoid group.

Do you think blondes and gingers will still exist a thousand year later?

>>713821931

>Do you think blondes and gingers will still exist a thousand year later?

Absolutely not, I'll be a bit bold and say they probably won't exist in another 100 years.

The only surviving Caucasoid types will most likely be the black hair ones. Maybe brunette ones. And even they will be rare.

>>713821839
You literally couldn't confirm that if you wanted to

>>713807956 (OP)
they're not?

>>713822191
Think they'll be force bred out of existence or something?

>>713822278

>Think they'll be force bred out of existence or something?

No, they just won't have enough kids with other blonde types, and since Blonde is a recessive gene. Even if they don't intermingle with other races. (Which is becoming more and more common now.) The Blonde recessive gene will eventually fade out in favor of brown or black.

I'm blonde but will never marry, and know most others are just like me.

>>713809302
This Laius fucks his sister canonically. Gotta keep the dragon-demon blood in the family.

>>713822494
The only time Toudens are in bed together is when they are sandwiching Marcille

>>713807956 (OP)
blonde male protagonists are more common in japanese games.

because its too wh*te

>>713822494
>>713822618
Laios will fuck Pattadol so he can give Marcille a faux-niece

>>713822492
The future sounds extremely bleak, shitty, smelly, dysfunctional, and hellish.

>>713811941
Because blondes are niggers, yes. They were the most nasty disgusting sub-race of Caucasoids from Europe. They were written about historically by there disgusting squalor.

Absolute sub-human race.

>>713808361
If blond men aren't white you have no right to complain about them; by the rules of your own word games.

>>713822618
I'm just saying, Falin's basically Laius's dream girl. Half-monster, his sister, knows him best, they used to sleep in the same bed together every night, literally eloped together, etc.

>>713822934
Post hand, I want to laugh

>>713809569
kinda this + lesser men are threatened by chads of any complexion.
Blond Chads are the hottest/most threatening men.

>>713822492
The entire world population will decline sooner or later. Japan was just abead of the curve, with the west coming after. Eventually there won't be a place without an aging population.

>>713811941
The founding myth must be perpetuated

>>713822934
I’m so glad I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Your eyes are brown as shit

>>713807956 (OP)
I love all of the art of him being tentacled, slimed, and humped by his friends.

>>713808409
Don’t forget Solid Snake. He dyes his hair.

>>713823083
And that's why she's a valuable collaborator for grinding the elf into paste.

>>713820219
Real blond men don’t like japs wearing blond wigs

>>713809280
Wrong, he likes plump Orc women.

I love how you trannies will turn anything and everything into some conspiracy faggotry that always involves either Jews or Indians trying to destroy the planet.

>>713807956 (OP)
Highest rate of faggots per capita in terms of race group, btw.


Absolute sub-human race.

>>713808409
Vaan

>>713823627
You should stop destroying the planet.

>>713823741
It's also cute how you immediately start shrieking that anyone who disagrees with or points out your nonsense is the demons you rail against.

>>713823652
Indian black or jew which one are (You)

>>713815001
>>713814765
Looking at games what radical lefties have made the suicide squad, concord, avowed,dragon age, saints row. they are probably hundreds and thousands uncreative pieces of shit with the most unappealing characters.

and all that is flying in your mind is some trump supporter cock.

>>713814261
If you look like this why not donate sperm and make world more aryan or impregante bunch of women?

>>713824178
Why'd you rope me into that

>>713814261
Blaskowitz is a pure Pole, the thing about him having partial Jewish ancestry is Bethesda fanfic like nuDoom.

>>713823842
Jews and Indians really do hate us for some reason. Just saying Aryan seems to piss them off too

>>713822492
>Blonde is a recessive gene
wife and her parents are brunette, both my kids are blonde. almost all children born into my mothers family are blonde despite people marrying into the family being of all types

>>713823842
>It's also cute
Yes we know (You) think we're cute.
Stop destroying the planet

>>713824412
My dad is blonde and my is brunette. Me and my sisters all have blonde hair. We can pass it on with other white people, but breeding outside of that is a death sentence for Aryan genetics

>>713807956 (OP)
Because the Jewish media has conditioned people to associate blonde hair and blue eyes with evil because they're LITERALLY HITLER

I personally find brunettes more attractive.

Meshi game when?

>>713824585
Captain America (the one audiences liked) has blonde hair and blue eyes
Can’t help it if Brits are cucked retards

>>713815186
Blonde Europeans in Jewish media can be virtuous if they're gay or in mixed race relationships with browns.
The dude in GTA:VI isn't blonde but the sex is acceptable because it's interracial.

>>713824449
Keep copypasting infantile "No u" responses, it's adorable.

>>713809131
I like how 95% of laoisxmarcille fanart is made by degenerate women.
The author of dungeon meshi knew what she was doing with those 2

>>713824412
Your kids hair will most likely darken to brown when they get older. Most blondes are not true blondes. The hair pigmentation darkens with age.

>>713807956 (OP)
I want to breed him like you wouldn't believe

>>713825385
>not true blondes
wtf is true blond?

>>713823534
I do find it really funny that in the epilog the orcs were despairing cause they were 100% convinced laois was going to demand the chieftain's sister be made his concubine.

>>713809131
Doesn't he want to fuck the blue eyed brown dude?

>>713807956 (OP)
Blond men are seen as weaker and lesser by other races in both strength and intelligence. Game developers and players don't want their avatar to be a weak blond and would prefer blond characters to be frail, helpless boys just there to look pretty and be dominated by manlier characters.

ahem...
ginger >>>>> poo poo >>>>> pee >>>> blond(e)

>>713825338
Alot of Women deep down want a handsome yet really autistic man who is incapable of judging them and will go with the flow on any kind of stupid silly shit.

>>713825659
>i love these things so everyone else does

>>713825659
>Projecting your inferiority complex this hard

>>713825070
>captain America is blonde

>>713826258
>shit skin can’t read
Imagine my shock. You need to get those shit patties you call eyes checked, Raj

>>713816804
Natural blonde hair can absolutely be golden yellow or even beyond that.

>>713825771
God I wish I was Laios. Handsome, tall, built, resourceful, cute mule wife. He's got it all.

>>713807956 (OP)
I always found it funny how Japan respects the source material for european stories/folklore more than the west does.
Like, who the fuck would want to watch rings of power? Theres a ton of good mythical and fantasy anime without the niggers.

>>713814368
its only ok to have a native american if thats the whole point of the character. Like unless you can meet his clan and romance them and have 90 hours worth of side quest dialogue and "gameplay" towards the native american whos only personality is being a native american then its unacceptable. No you cant side against the native american or kill em that would be racist. If you gun em down they'll flitch but not die and attack back.

>>713823842
>>713823627
You are obviously a jew or an indian because everyone else on the planet knows you two are destroying the planet. Capitalizing the names was a dead giveaway.

>>713826628
Same reason why their art programs are light years ahead of us. They actually respect the fundamental grind instead of shitting on a photo of the Virgin Mary and professor Schultzstein hailing it as a masterpiece.
To put it simply, they respect real culture while we worship niggers.

they make good villains

>>713826531
>huge sandy blonde domming a little honey blonde
So perfect

>>713825659
Skinny Aryan guys get by fine. I’m Mr Popular most places I go. These features make it so so easy to fit in with all other races except Jews and the bad kind of Indians.

>>713827091
another one

>>713825779
>>713826232
Look how blond characters are portrayed in fanart especially character like Link and you'll understand. They're drawn effeminate and many women fans will say what they like about the character is that they're cute or soft. And in real life listen to what people say about blonds. They get called pretty and people hold misconceptions like them not having body hair or having smaller frames. And when was the last time you've seen a blond man in a leadership role? They aren't trusted in those situations because they're seen as less competent and masculine.

>>713807956 (OP)

>>713827091
And holes!

>>713827279
>Continuing to project his jealousy, inadequacy, and bitterness

>>713827279
It wasn't that rare before.

>>713808409
>Link
TotK had a humiliation ritual. Link goes on a quest to find women's clothing with the NTR guy that's fucking Paya. That's how they warm you up to it. For now it's OK, because Link still has Zelda, but give it time, it'll all be cuck shit and Nintendo will shoot themselves in the foot with woke shit the same way Western companies do.

>>713827279
>Coping this hard over not being a pureblood
Every time I look the mirror, I thank god he made me like this and not some curly hair Jewish midget with glasses or a pajeet

>>713807956 (OP)
Why are blond males so rare?

Reminder that 100% of blonde niggers have jew snipped broken dicks, hence why their blonde hair is irrelevant IRL and why they brag about it on an anonymous image board where there's already a white bitch cope board (pol) and it's still not enough!

Insecurity of this level will be in future text books, it simply must be studied. Is it the removal of the foreskin by a master race that causes this level of embarrassing insecurity? Is it constant rejection despite being told these traits apparently make them special? Is it no love from their deeply uninterested parents who throw them out at 18? The Indoctrination of their Jewish Masters superior God?

>>713822934
>type shit like this
>furiously masturbate to nordics
>cry tears of despair
>repeat

>>713827717
Most go bald at 19, if they haven't already died of skin cancer

>>713807956 (OP)
Gen X and boomer nips loved making blonde MCs but millennial and zoomer nips have become too insecure from all the White sexpats taking their women. Gooks and chinks have always been too insecure to glaze White people.

>>713827793
>>713827731
Interesting level of coping mechanism from an indian man.

>>713827717
There are exactly as many (natural) blonde men as women. There are more blonde women because it is more normal for women to bleach their hair.

>>713827717
Because if everyone was super, no one would be.

If Hitler was born in the 90s he would be drawing Zelink, I think

>>713827717
Men don't dye their hair

>>713827880
You're coping over traits you can't prove online buddy. You have zero good things going on in life lol.

Come on papi, talk to me me, what's going on that got you so big mad lil bro.

>>713828091
He would have loved the art style since he drew Disney fanart.

>>713825070
And then you realize he had darker "light brown" hair and the guy in the TV series that had lighter blonde hair was "bad" and they made the main one black. Where've you been? They even made Thor's hair darker as the boxes went on, cut it off, and dyed his beard dark.

>>713825659
>Blond men are seen as weaker and lesser by other races in both strength and intelligence.

>>713827731
>>713827793

>>713816804
I'm blonde, I definitely know most "blonde" women aren't actually blonde. Fuckin posers

>>713827717
Most blonde men go bald and the few that don't their hair gets darker as they age, so some brown haired men were blonde. Any blonde man over 30 with a full head of hair is either a rare outlier or they just dyed their hair.

>>713827717
We make up even less than the Jewish world population

>>713827793
Now that you mention it, most bald guys seem to have dark hair. Huh. Or are gingers

>>713828620
>implying

>>713827731
TRUE.

Preach it brother. Blondes are the most cucked race of white sub-humans on the planet.

A race full of actual subservient golems to throw in the meat grinder.

>>713827717
you are brown and live in your brown country

>>713828620
Me and my brother had dusty blond hair when we were super little before it ended up turning black. Now we're balding so it doesn't even fucking matter anymore. Life sucks.

>>713828769
rude

>>713828796
>being bald is the worst thing to happen in my life
You must live a very comfortable life.

>>713828947
Being bald and ugly is a death sentence for any man that isn't rich.

>>713827658
This is my firsthand experience. I've been complimented and had my waist grabbed ass groped by a manager when I worked in the dairy department of a grocery store and back in high school a couple times by classmates, women would call my hair pretty and wouldn't treat me like a man, in all levels of schooling and at work people would assume I'm stupid until proven otherwise. Other races have a weird fetish for blond men.

>>713807956 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/qb85dr.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cp36tl.png
https://files.catbox.moe/5sd817.png

This fucking guy

>>713827658
>some curly hair Jewish midget with glasses
Literally me. Every day I come closer and closer to killing myself.

>>713828502
>Britain
>blond

>>713828796
Actual blond people have bright white hair when we're young.

>>713827731
Only good post ITT Incredible.

It's always *redacted*
Every single time

>>713829592
How many skin diseases do you have brownboy?

>>713822492
Bioware employee hands typed this post

>>713825385
That's not how true blonds work

>>713825659
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post

>>713829871
It's just a coincidence. Surely it has nothing to do with the half the site traffic being Israeli IPs.

>>713829578
Guess how "Whitey" Bulger got his nickname

>>713824276
Because anyone can use the sperm to create mixed monstrosities. There needs to be a clause for sperm donors thar only White women can use it.

>>713829871
What the fuck is a "true blond"?

>>713830020
I was being facetious, the only thing that separates a "True" blond from a false blond is someone who is actually born blond and someone who dyes their hair that color.

Am I the only person on this website that absolutely cannot take gooktoon image posters seriously? I look at them in the same manner one would a literal child.

>>713829965
He like a tall glass of milk before bed every night.

>>713830125
oh, welp. There goes my shitpost material.

>>713807956 (OP)
They make everyone else seethe
>most handsome
>most accomplished
>biggest dicks
>tallest
>strongest
There's really nothing anyone else has to cope, the non-blonde women of the world all dye their hair blonde but that's the most they can do to match the natural beauty of blondes. Non-White women go nuts over blonde hair and blue eyes on men, it's downright predatory how thirsty they get.

>>713830197
Anime website.

>>713830276
No it's not.

>>713814906
vivec?

>>713828183
>dye my hair blonde when I was 9 years old because of a football player
>girls found me so attractive even the mother of my crush would compliment me
It might actually be the potion

Blond boys are the most beautiful angels on earth

>>713825268
You're so tsundere

>>713827279
>And when was the last time you've seen a blond man in a leadership role?
The last two sitting US presidents would like to say hi.

>>713830412
They thought you were pretty, harmless, and less manly and therefor approachable. People are conditioned to treat blond people, even children, as less than human sex objects. People like this >>713830673 exist. See what I mean? Even so much as dying your hair blond signals to some people that you only exist as something to be taken and not as an equal human being.

>>713827279
>And when was the last time you've seen a blond man in a leadership role?
Aren't Trump and Putin both blonde? Or were, when they were younger.

>>713827731
Only in your disgusting jewish fantasies.

>>713830949
Biden and Trump had light brown hair when they were younger, not blond.

>>713807956 (OP)
Most blond men's hair turns brown as they age

>>713831190
Cope.

>>713831319
You posted a man with brown hair that is turning white.

>>713831068
As a blonde man, I can attest to this. Women only seem to value me for sex.

>>713831791
More like a dress up doll. The want to play with your shiny hair and dress you in pretty clothes but they don't see you as a strong, dependable man.

>>713831581
That looks brown to you?

>>713807956 (OP)
Male protagonists are too non-woke for the west and too masculine for the east

>>713832249
Better than being seen as a worthless ugly freak.

>>713832249
And that's bad because?

>>713807956 (OP)
I think it's weirder how a lot of the blond male characters are twinks and/or gay

>>713832249
Only one female has ever complimented my long blonde hair. It's usually guys. I will say the increase in Viking media has been beneficial. Sometimes I get the comparison or "come pillage my pussy like a barbarian". Sometimes it can work out, but you can't be skinny or a fatty. And it helps if they see *you* as exotic (like if they're Asian or Jewish)

>>713807956 (OP)
They are danger

>>713832764
I take that back. The chicks that cut my hair obsess over it, but they work for tips so I don't trust them, plus they just like hair in general

>>713825581
Other way around

>>713832249
Nobody sees you as dependable, ranjeet.

>>713830673
Guess where the term Anglo-Saxon comes from

Is this blonde?

>>713833637
That's uh. White, man

>>713833493
Marcille is a lucky girl, getting sibling sandwiched by the most beautiful humans.

>>713832315
Yes because I'm actually blond and come from Norwegian stock unlike brown haired larpers. Blond men get treated as lesser because people with British ancestors are subconsciously still butthurt about getting pillaged by vikings. It's the same with japs but with Americans and nukes instead.

>>713809282
Contrarian brainrot, the anime is good.

>>713834194
They still piss and cry, comparing them to simple pirates and raiders

>>713817632
99% of all blonde people live in Sweden, Norway, and Finnland. 50% of them are gay pedophiles, the other 50% are alcoholics.

This thread demonstrates /v/ being filled with seething shitskins, explains the dramatic drop in post quality too.

>>713834578
I'm simply noticing how they treat blond boys as objects and are conditioning others to do the same.

>>713813791
only with men, blonde men start losing it by 25+

>>713834889
Is India expected to win more medals because they have more people...?
Do you not have the slightest understanding of how the Olympics work?

>>713835391
Yeah? India's poor performances at the olympics relative to their population is common trivia.

>>713808190
I've never wanted to be white but I've definitely wanted to look like this guy and would gladly live vicariously through a similarly-shaped avatar.

>>713808409

>>713818787
odd how they're still also the only people who still put blonde especially males in leading roles

>>713836585
>Wolfenstein

thinking about sassy blond bois pretending they don't like dick

>>713836585
Yeah it seems to depend on the setting. If it's in glorious Nippon vs a European medieval setting

>>713836657
Anti-white jewish revenge porn where BJ is "one of the good ones"

>>713836657
Series from the 90s

>>713834387
He is not saying the anime was bad, he is saying it attracted a lot of retarded people.

>>713835391
Yes? Yes. If you have loads of people, you have loads more exceptional people. If one in a billion is exceptional, india has approximately 1.4. Estonia has .001

>>713822492
this is not how genetics work at all

>>713833521
The first use of the term Anglo was in Tactitus's Germania, in Latin, ~98 A.D. The word angel is even older, from the Greek "angelos" meaning messenger. They're just similar words, neither is derived from the other.

My blonde gf says blonde men seem feminine to her.

>>713832609
it would be nice to have a blond male protagonist who is attractive and clearly straight

>>713815351
the only good post in this thread

>>713836824
The last game came out this decade, co-starring you-know-who with a giant afro, and they still kept him in.

AC: Valhalla had a blonde male protag. Too bad that
>1. its ahistorical "biker gang" leather & tats vikings
>2. its assassins creed / ubislop shovelware

>>713822492
Unfortunately, my wife couldn't have kids so I had to adopt. Leaving my excellent genes on the shelf. I feel like I'm letting the world down

>>713837610
That's the only blonde we get in media. The guy from sons of anarchy and that "Vikings" show

>>713809131
Normally I tell yurifaggots to fuck off but I really don't see it between these two. Not within the next decade at least. Marcille's development into adulthood is weird as a half-elf but she almost seems like a young girl in the "boys have cooties" phase in the body of an adult woman. Laois is so autistic that he would have to majorly commit to jumping over various emotional hurdles if he actually wants to become intimate with someone.

>>713825385
>Be black
>Born with extremely light hair
>Grow up, hair appears black but is actually dark brown
>Some beard hairs are straight-up red, they're the first to turn gray a la redheads going gray in their 30s
Phenotypes are weird, especially melanin-related ones. My great*n grandfather was (probably) the governor who started the Civil War so dem cracker genes are strong I guess.

>>713837862
stop saying blonde reeeeeeeee blonde is for girls, men are blond

>>713838007
Cut down a million brownoids in the streets of Paris and I will use the French spelling.

>>713838007
blonde bois don't need a masculine version of the word

Nietzsche talks about blonds.
If you cross reference his writings, he seems to basically be a homosexual with a taste for blonds, with a semi-historically founded fantasy about blonds as natural aristocrats who bring enlightenment and culture to other tribes, with an interesting angle, that bears some truth, that blonds seem to evolve naturally and are not specific to any bloodline.
This is actually true scientifically: given the right conditions and epigenetic factors, blond individuals can arise from almost any population (see Australian Aborigines, Iranians, certain tribal Arabs, etc.)
In his writing he essentially fetishizes Blonds and he writes about the responsibility of aristocrats, particularly his blond aristocrats, to create culture and make life worth living for others by their grace and beauty.

I'm not sure how I feel about Nietzsche. Not sure how blonds feel about Nietzsche.
For better or worse though, I think his writings have had a massive impact on western culture and how blonds are perceived.

>>713839102
blonds can make life worth living by giving up their bodies to other men and rather than spread culture they should spread their holes for their betters

>>713839102
>If you cross reference his writings, he seems to basically be a homosexual with a taste for blonds, with a semi-historically founded fantasy about blonds as natural aristocrats who bring enlightenment and culture to other tribes, with an interesting angle, that bears some truth, that blonds seem to evolve naturally and are not specific to any bloodline.
It's said that when the French Revolution was over, the French people lost 2 inches from their height and were several shades darker in hair and eye color.

>>713839992
You are brown.

>>713838007
Being so bothered by something that's truly optional is not masculine, anon. Believe me, I do think about it every single time I write it. But what can I say, I'm playing through ff7 remake with my son and I still call her "Aeris". No worries

>>713839992
That frankly was my read of the subtext of what Nietzsche was saying.
He has some rather complex and beautiful writing, but a lot of it seems like he's pining after the fantasy of a superior blond philosopher boyfriend.
I agree with a lot of what he has to say, but that aspect of his writing makes me feel bad for natural blonds.
I think I'm also kind of gay for blonds. I say this as someone who had blond hair as a child which has turned darker.
But I kind of just want blonds to be happy. The ones I've known in life were all pleasant, and they did make life a little brighter with their smiles.

>>713840030
curious.

>>713840478
Every great philosopher trys to dress their fetish up in the guise of sophistry. It's how they cope with their animal mind intruding into their rational one.

>>713822934
must be why so many romans wore blonde wigs

>>713807956 (OP)
It's reserved for good characters

>>713840987
Roman prostitutes were legally required to dye their hair blonde to distinguish themselves from other Roman women

>>713816624
Half of the examples you posted have blood-red hair that isn't possible without hair dye, those hardly count as gingers.
Name 8 examples of male main characters that are natural redheads.

>>713841131
doesn't really change my point
wealthy Romans imported blonde wigs/emulated blonde hair for a time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_hairstyles#Wigs
>Wigs were made from human hair; blonde hair from Germany and black from India were particularly prized
>Emperor Lucius Verus (r. 161 – 169 AD), who had natural blond hair, was said to sprinkle gold dust on his head to make himself even blonder.[18]

>>713809131
I mean, he DID see her when they were attacked by the succubus

Video games you stupid faggots, VIDEO GAMES.

>>713840824
It results in complex and entertaining writing.

>>713822934
Consider the source. You're reading accounts from Romans who were waging war and looking for public support.

t. history major

>>713841901
Roman Empire fell to blonds.

>>713807956 (OP)
Hard to make a hero out of someone who is evil coded.

As someone who just rewatched Dungeon Meshi, I want more. I WANT MORE. I DON’T WANT TO READ IT, I WANT TO WATCH IT! I WANT MORE, MORE, MORRRREEEEEEE

>>713842159
Only losers see blonds as evil.

>>713832249
>>713831068
>turdworlder worships blondes/whites so much he can't help but compliment them whilst trying to insult them
lmao

>>713842296
Char is evil AND retarded

I wish I was blonde as a kid, but growing up and talking to women, my blond gf included, I think I'm glad with my black hair now.

>>713841841
Waxing poetic about mother's and the honour of submission are some of the more common ones and the beauty and grace of a young man if they're suitably homosexual.

The Belgian finished his exams and the bonus town event commissions, still working on implementing them along with some balance changes. Falin mod might actually be happening for real this time, but I was also thinking of turning the Leed enemy into a full character mod and release her first just to fuck with people. Have a decent amount of coding done for both

>>713808409
>Link
>Alundra dude
>Cloud
>Zidane
>Leon
>Duke Nukem
all from the 90s... earlier in Link's case actually

>Nioh 1 MC
>Raiden from Revengeance
gray/white hair really, not blondes. Raiden was blonde in 2001

Shulk is the only one that was made less than 20 years ago and he was 15 years ago lol. Kind of seems to reinforce OP's point

>>713823670
looked gay as hell and wasn't actually the protagonist in the end.
...Basch and Ashe were both blonde though so it evens out I guess. Shit, so was Penelo. and Balthier was a redhead. what an trve aryan jrpg party

>>713817229
Ace Cadet from Monster Hunter 4.

This is the thread.

>>713815186
>>713825165
surprisingly redpilled /v/ thread today

>>713844273
White hair is blonde.

>>713844386
Even the black girl had white hair

>>713826427
Why did you post a picture of an unnatural blonde to say that?

>>713835391
>Is India expected to win more medals because they have more people...?
>Do you not have the slightest understanding of how the Olympics work?
yes retard do you have the slightest understanding of statistics and reality?
what the fuck even. what

>>713842795
Char is great. Just, as a character, he's fucking great. I can't think of a more entertaining fiction character in mainstream media in the past what 50 years?

>>713838007
nobody cares pierre

we call males "naive" in this language too. are you gonna get mad about it

Because blonde is a disgusting savage hair color
human beings of divine origin (created by the breath, blood, flesh, and love of God) have brown hair and green eyes.
If you ever wonder about the image of god he'd have brown curly hair and green eyes and strong forearms and olive skin all the signs of a hard working man, immune to the ravages of sun and conditioned from great labors.
Every wonder why the world is shit today? Because disgusting pale yellow savages interrupted the process of the alchemical work of the philosopher stone of civilization because they wanted to rape their sons in the butt and steal from fields like a rodent and bred their outcasted alchemical waste product genetics into our divine lineage ruining and condemning and forsaking all the world and humanity and the very concept of divinity. We live a curse life in which those blessed/curse with fading light in their mind's eye can only sit an watch the hell around them knowing the truth of the future and our ends.
This is actually exactly what the story of my RPGMaker game is. Oh well a candle is always meant to fade after its illumination, my divine source will be returned for renewal even though the world is a failure.

>>713825165
>>713815186
i had long blond hair in high school, and this one flabby jewish kid i sat next to spent the entire year trying to make me an atheist, even forcefully lent me his copy of 'the god delusion'

just thought he was an exciteable nerd at the time, but man that is funny in retrospect

>>713844748
nod rly

>>713845356
Seething Jewish hands typed this post.

I hope nordics learn to ignore the tears of women and brownoids, and become hyperviolent again like they were in the 9th and 17th centuries. Let pewdiepie lead an army into india with a daily ration of berserker mushrooms and enjoy the show. Better to be a "snownigger" than a cuck.

>>713807956 (OP)
Blonde men command the same respect as a woman: none.

>this is the guy all the weeb girls are in love with

>>713844902
I got that picture from a scientific article with examples of naturally blonde people

>>713846212
is this achievable natty?

>>713846212
He cuts for half a month and every woman in the kingdom drags their cont through glass for a sniff

>>713846016
LOL Post that again without sounding like you'd be threatened by the presence of blond men.

>>713837192
it's a bede reference you dip

>>713807956 (OP)
Feels good to have golden blonde hair, sucks to be like you niggers Kekaroo!

>>713830197
Only if they're moeshitters

lmao at browns itt who masturbate to us, white demons

>>713846801
Bark harder, sissy.

>protagonists you are slowly becoming

>>713846212
I'd kill to be built like that.

I'm obsessed with realism so in games with character creators I make sure to make blond bois as thin and weak looking as possible and give them as sissy of a voice as possible.

>>713846918
Hope you can feel more secure about yourself one day!

Dunno why he's dark haired on the cover, in the game he's blonde

>>713847120
It sounds more like you're gay

>>713847186
blonds aren't ream men lmao

>>713847237
You'd like to think that wouldn't you

>>713847237
Why are you thinking about reaming men?

>>713847062
you don't have to kill, just start working out.

>>713847490
>implying faggots have discipline
That's why they hooked their carts to the jewish empire of lies.

>>713847490
Yeah I can work out, but I'll still be short and balding sadly.

>>713846438
You can literally see her natural color growing back out at the roots.

>>713837764
I don't know how to put this in a polite way, but you are mentally ill and retarded assuming that what you're saying is true. A normal and sensible person would look for a surrogate or dump his useless infertile wife.

>>713826427
That's the crypto-est jew I ever saw.

>>713846212
You posted the wrong version.

>>713807956 (OP)
It's strange because I should just gen Marcille porn 24/7 but I'm about even on Marcille images as I am with Laios being a monsterfucker. Marcille's hotter and more my speed but even with a hardon I end up thinking "I really need Laios looking flustered with an imagination bubble with a giant-cocked minotaur in it"

>>713848126
don't worry it's normal to think of blond "men" like that

>>713848538
>t.

>>713847165
Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy, I'm like 300% weeaboo and hate my childhood but that game still has a special place in my heart. Pure kino.

>>713846837
Maybe that's why it feels so kino - furthest you can be from being a nog

people want tall, dark and handsome not short, pale and effeminate

>>713847845
I did. She's my ex wife now

>>713848912
the tiny dicked chink you posted undoubtedly mogs the disgusting poojeet or jew you were replying to

>>713849426
Good on you, now have kids of your own to pass you legacy onto.

>>713849426
>i adopted AND divorced my wife
If I wasn't so sure you were a narrative-spinning bot/jeet I would call you a drooling retard.

>>713845586
Wrong, idiot.
Jews believe in the demonic belief of equality, an evil concept that intends to destroy and mix everything until there is nothing.
I curse my germanic celt blood, my existence is proof of worldwide failure.

>>713849426
Left you for a bigger man blondie? Probably had no problems having kids with them too kek

>>713849545
Adopted him 10 years ago. While I've always felt guilty about putting him through it, at least he knows what you're supposed to do when you have a witchy cunt that only knows how to yell and spend money you don't have

>>713849776
Bitter browncel hands typed this. Probably for the best too, couldn't imagine how awful I'd feel looking at my children and seeing how hideous and stupid they are if I were you. No wonder your people are often deadbeats.

>>713849776
Nice try, she's infertile though, anon

>>713849841
>>713849545
when my family found out I was autistic my family adopted a child so I'd have a friend. They like him more than me... :)

>>713850015
Sorry anon. Is he your friend at least?

>>713841576
>>713837987
>>713809505
>>713809280
I think Laios is attracted to Marcille somewhat but thinks she'd be cooler as a monster girl. Maybe that's the only way he understands attraction.

As a blond guy, if insults are to be made against my masculinity, then they needn’t come from guys whose heads don’t reach my shoulders lol

>>713817093
>>713816804
>>713826427
Most male blonds end up darkening because of testosterone.

I've heard a lot of woman say that they find blond hair on men too feminine so it probably has something to do with that.

>>713850741
Female blondes also frequently darken, so there must be some other mechanism.

So is this just the umpteenth insecurity thread for "white" guys to seethe about stupid shit, or what?

>>713823652
>Highest rate of faggots per capita in terms of race group, btw.
Anon that's black males.

>>713850741
So the more blond you are the lower test you are. Interesting, almost as if blond men are less masculine by their very nature.

>>713851046
SAAR, I LOST POOJA'S AFFECTIONS FROM TIMMY FOR THE LAST TIME IT IS TIME TO REDEEM

>>713850874
Oh, certainly. But testosterone contributes is my point, at least in males.

>>713851136
Well, thanks for confirming, I guess.
Let me ask you this: if you're supposedly "white" like you think you are, why are you obsessed with indians or any other race? Seems a bit strange.

>>713851221
I was pretending to be Indian, you drooling retard.

>>713851046
>insecurity
I thank GOD every day that I was born a Nord.

>>713851268
>claims to be white
>pretending to be indian
...why would you do that? Do you LIKE scat porn or something?

>>713807956 (OP)
china will provide

>>713851545
To make fun of them. You've never heard of pretending to be someone else to make them look foolish? What a retarded race.

This thread is shit. Where are the blonde twinks?

>>713851221
Jeets are funny, un-threatening, and a low-hanging fruit for people to mock and laugh at. Used to be that people treated africanoids with the same regard, but having them living in your communities, and seeing the damage they do has made them a lot more threatening and a lot less funny. Currently jeets are helpless and pathetic even when in abundance, to the point that women will vocally complain about them doing disgusting shit like masturbating in public instead of fearing that they might get raped (because jeets are gross spineless pussies that won't go that far even without an ounce of shame).

>>713835391
impressive, someone who doesn't understand what per capita is, caught in the wild

>>713851903
It's not even a fun gotcha anymore. Browns simply are not capable of the concept. Much like having had breakfast.

>>713846212

>>713851620
>he needs to make fun of a race to remind himself how stupid they are
So this is the average thinking capacity of a "white" man... I see. That's disappointing.

>>713852387
I don't need to make jokes to be reminded that you're weak, clownish shit-eating retards. Your own behavior confirms that.

>>713851712
see
>>713851586

blonde = villian

>>713852627
what a chad

normalize having more blonde male damsels in distress pretend there is a clapping emoji between every word in this post and a nearly 200 pound woman with hello kitty nails posted this on her socials

>>713849640
Try to be less obviously jewish with your shitposting

>>713853706
I was actually imagining a skinnyfat 75 IQ jeet with flies buzzing around his empty head.

>>713852472
Whatever you say, Paulo.

>>713854021
What happened to your poorly worded insults about me being white, Sukhdeep?

>>713854067
I thought you weren't obsessed with Indians, so why do you keep bringing them up?

>>713854502
Because you are clearly one. Or you're a chatbot. The difference is negligible.

>>713854582
ywnbam blondie

>>713855039
>IESLB

>>713855039
ywnbah

>>713814261
>All Japan
OP didn't specify white protagonists. Only blonde male protagonists.

I only play Zelda games because the hero is blond and the villain is black.

I only play Zelda games because the hero is a twink and the villain is a hunk.

>>713855963
The villain is a kike.

>>713855991
The villain is a... kike.

>>713855963
>>713855991
>>713856172
>>713856217
He is all of these things and a ginger. Truly Ganondorf is the most evil character known to man.

Only women should be blonde since that's a feminine hair color. Men should have brown hair.

>>713856334
Nah, he's just a kike. Your second sentence still holds true, though.

>>713856382
Men should be blond because it makes (You) feel gay

>>713856382
Only women should have brown hair since that’s a feminine hair color. Men should have black hair.

>>713827635
Confusing fan art with real life again.

>>713856834
Anything I fuck is automatically a women. Like you. *touches you without consent*

>Link
>Cloud
>Ash Crimson
How come so many male leads crossdress?

>>713807956 (OP)
The West prefers middle-aged protagonists in all their media, by that time your blonde hair will have turned into something between light brown and ginger.

>>713857348
Because it's been considered funny for decades. You shrieking retards watch "Some Like It Hot" and immediately start worshiping trannies.

>>713857563
>put on the dress white boy it's funny
the degen japs just want you to think that

>>713807956 (OP)

>>713844748
Is it shit. You can be in your 20s and have your hair turned white because of stress ask me how I know it's not blonde.

>>713857739
Wasn't aware Japan made "Some Like It Hot".

I had blonde hair when I was a kid till I grew up, and it's practically black now. My brother, on the other hand, kept his blonde hair.

>>713826427
>>713846438
>I got that picture from a scientific article with examples of naturally blonde people
https://pr.gkhair.com/blogs/all-blog-post/platinum-blonde-hair-achieving-and-maintaining-guide

You people are so stupid. So fucking stupid. It's how I can tell 4chan is full of third worlders. Not cope or seeth or you're brown as an excuse (See how much the ranjeets give a shit about color to the point that they make even a KKK Scots-Irish American go "Jesus christ chill"), it's because you all are SO FUCKING RETARDED

>>713857797
Raiden's hair is synthetic white and William Adams is very clearly platinum blonde. Neither of them are aged.

>>713807956 (OP)
Shitskins feel threatened by them.