Ocarina of Time is nothing but pure rollslop wrapped in nostalgia. All the “innovations” everyone praises are just mindless slop that barely work. The combat is clunky button-mashing slop, the dungeons are basic puzzle slop, and the overworld is empty slop filled with pointless filler.

People act like it invented the adventure game when all it really did was shove a bunch of mediocre ideas together in the most sloppiest way possible. Targeting? Just mindless slop. Inventory management? Slop. Storytelling? Slop.

This game is overrated rollslop that has been carried by nostalgia for decades. It never deserved the praise it gets, and anyone who says otherwise is just stuck in slop-tier thinking.

Ocarina of Time is rollslop and nothing more.

Yea that's why it's 4th after ALTTP, Windwaker and Majoras Mask. It'll be 5th when TP gets a better remaster.

Fake bait thread designed to bait me, specifically, but nonetheless completely true.

>slop
>slop
>clunky
>slop
>pointless filler
>slop

get your brain checked out buddy, you're malfunctioning (or a bot)
meds and/or a lobotomy

sad that you had to interrupt your chatgpt erp session to make it generate this for you

>>713810798
They will alwaya call you AI but they will never call you wrong.

>>713810579 (OP)
>HYUP HYAH RIP "Faggot" TEHH RIP HYAH!

>>713810874
you're wrong

>>713810980
Okay, why?

>>713811257
because rolling isn't a particularly good defensive option in oot

>>713811420
That's...thats it? Fuck off out of my thread you fucking normie. With your post I am proven objectively and morally correct

You know, it occurred to me, no one has ever made a hack of OoT to add in a jump button. A simple thing, but I cannot think of a single hack with a jump button involved.

>>713811862
Just bomb hover you fucking queer
The game is designed to not need a jump button

>>713811862
No one has ever fixed up a ford pinto for a car show either. Shit is shit and cannot be made better. Its shit.

>>713810579 (OP)
zoomer opinions are invalid by default

>>713810735
Wasted a ton of time + took damage

>>713812253
I’m 45, married, own my house, and have two kids. I popped into this board out of curiosity and it’s exactly what I expected — a bunch of socially stunted man-children arguing over cartoon games and plastic boxes like it’s still 2004.

Gaming was NEVER good. It was just something lonely, awkward teens clung to because they had no real hobbies, no social life, and no future. All your so-called “classics” — Half-Life? Boring tech demo. Dark Souls? Recycled trash with bad hitboxes. Zelda? A glorified toddler’s puzzle game. Final Fantasy? Emo fanfiction with turn-based menus. It’s embarrassing.

I grew out of gaming 20 years ago. Now I work a real job, fish, travel, and fix up my car. When I DO touch a game, it’s on my phone while my wife watches TV — because that’s all gaming deserves now. Casual, forgettable distractions.

Meanwhile, you lot are grown men obsessing over console wars, frame rates, and replaying the same kiddie games you did at 14, pretending it “means something.” Pathetic.

Touch grass. Find a woman. Get a life. Or don’t — I don’t care. I’m logging off to BBQ with my family. You can keep arguing over which cartoon waifu looks best in 4K.

Honestly, gaming was always a crutch for losers. Half-Life is a glorified tech demo, Dark Souls is tedious trial-and-error garbage, Zelda is for toddlers who think bright colors equal gameplay, and Final Fantasy is emo soap opera for nerds who can’t write stories.

PC “master race”? You spent thousands on rigs just to play indie pixel games at 165 FPS. Meanwhile, I spent that cash on my patio, grill, and anniversary gifts. Real adults prioritize real life.

So yeah, I’m done. Enjoy your console wars, waifu threads, and pathetic coping. I’m drinking a cold beer watching the sunset with my wife while you argue about whether 30 FPS is “unplayable.”

Cheers, virgins.

>>713810579 (OP)
You know a game is good when people are still seething about it 30 years later

>>713810735
>OoT isn't hard
No one cares. You could have fought the normal way, killed them in five seconds then been on your merry way but instead you played in the most boring way possible to make a point

>>713812374
Don't let the door hit you on the way out nigger