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Anonymous No.713816439 >>713817195 >>713817612 >>713818920 >>713819998 >>713823013 >>713823086 >>713823185 >>713823304 >>713827835 >>713828586 >>713829653 >>713832908 >>713833398 >>713835712 >>713836032
Holy shit, it's shit
Anonymous No.713816702 >>713816813 >>713816895
Filtered
Anonymous No.713816736
Altered.
Anonymous No.713816813
>>713816702
>cubesnoy only has one type of reply to criticism
Anonymous No.713816895 >>713824891
>>713816702
By what, shit controls, cryptic missions, and empty level design?
Anonymous No.713817195 >>713821481
>>713816439 (OP)
The only thing this game flopped on was the last level. You could tell they were in a rush to finish development and had to cut the game short. Everything else was Y2K vacation liminal space kino, and the controls are better than Mario 64.
Anonymous No.713817612 >>713817842
>>713816439 (OP)
It's one of the best GameCube games
Anonymous No.713817842
>>713817612
That's a really sad statement.
Anonymous No.713817975 >>713829152
>Indian plays Mario Sunshine
>Is incapable of comprehending kino
Not surprising.
Anonymous No.713818071 >>713830354
Mario actually accelerates and can shift directions while running near instantly, unlike 64, and that alone makes it an improvement over it's predecessor
Anonymous No.713818082
Galaxy 1 is pathetically easy and forgiving. At least Sunshine offers a challenge
Anonymous No.713818179
Actually filtered
Anonymous No.713818208 >>713818858
This is a hard boss
https://youtu.be/uwpEhP6QFsw?si=eORdeAXCExS9k0yC
Anonymous No.713818858
>>713818208
It's pretty nice Nintendo didn't forget how iconic this boss fight was
https://youtu.be/ULWGtIIE95o?si=Ff4l-gQYhpLXli2i
Anonymous No.713818920 >>713818991 >>713822095
>>713816439 (OP)
Let me guess. Odyssey is your favorite game
Anonymous No.713818991
>>713818920
You lost, Eric
Anonymous No.713819872 >>713823629 >>713823901 >>713824735 >>713828065
>Terrible level progression requiring you to beat Bowser JR on every major area before you can finish the game
>Dozens of terrible gimmick such the lava chain chomps, sand bird and watermelon festival
>No platforming challenge thanks to F.L.U.D.D.
>Actual platforming levels are boring and pathetically easy
>Garbage bosses
>I’m a Chuckster!
>The final level is boring and short and has bowser in a fucking bathtub
>I’m a Chuckster! “Throws you in a pit”
It’s easily the worst 3D Mario game and you’re in denial if you think otherwise
Anonymous No.713819998
>>713816439 (OP)
It captures the tropical aesthetic and atmosphere perfectly. Sorry you have no soul or taste.
Anonymous No.713821481
>>713817195
A tropical vacationing island is a liminal space now?
Anonymous No.713822095
>>713818920
Literally any 3D Mario game clears Sunshine let's be real
Anonymous No.713822658 >>713823013 >>713823082 >>713823465 >>713834174
Galaxy > Galaxy 2 > Bowser's Fury > 3D World > Sunshine > Odyssey > 64
Anonymous No.713822685
It's a good game sar
Anonymous No.713823013
>>713816439 (OP)
Not the best 3d mario out there, but its fun and its summer-y as fuck. I love it mostly for its perfect summer vibes
>>713822658
This anon is gayer than Gay Bowser
Anonymous No.713823082 >>713823465
>>713822658
Unfathomably based
Anonymous No.713823086
>>713816439 (OP)
I like this game but I want to hear out why some would prefer it over 64 and Odyssey (Galaxy is a linear game so i undertand why openworldfags would prefer Sunshine)
Anonymous No.713823185
>>713816439 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq1rlAszRjs
Anonymous No.713823304
>>713816439 (OP)
64, Sunshine, and Galaxy 1 are the only good 3D Mario games.
Anonymous No.713823402
It's a great game with a couple of annoying levels.
Anonymous No.713823465
>>713822658
>>713823082
God zoomers have the most shit taste. Absolute cretins
Anonymous No.713823467
If you ignore blue coins it's good
Anonymous No.713823629
>>713819872
'tism
Anonymous No.713823901
>>713819872
It's not horrendous but I beat it and never looked back
There are some garbage stages in this game
Anonymous No.713823979
sunshine mogs babby galaxy
Anonymous No.713824735 >>713825249
>>713819872
You forgot the blue coins
Anonymous No.713824891
>>713816895
The controls are fine, the missions are fine, the level designs are fine. You're just being a crybaby
Anonymous No.713824961 >>713825173
>whole game focused on the fludd gimmick
>best parts of the game BY FAR are the levels where you have no fludd
Anonymous No.713825173
>>713824961
that's funny because everyone hated how intense those levels were for no other reason than if you ran out of lives you had to go through the entire process of getting back to the start of them.
Anonymous No.713825249
>>713824735
He's right to not include them because then fags would go
>UM IT'S OPTIONAL CHUD YOU DON'T NEED THE BLUE COIN SPRITES
While ignoring the rest of the post. As if it's even a good thing in the first place that extra shines don't matter at all. God I hate sunshine and sunshinefags.
Anonymous No.713827835 >>713836540
>>713816439 (OP)
Nope, try again.
Anonymous No.713828041
kinda wish unlocking the final level just required X amount of shines didnt force you to play a bunch of missions that you dont want to play
Anonymous No.713828065 >>713828180 >>713828771
>>713819872
>>Terrible
You still have freedom to essentially complete the levels in the order you want.
>>Dozens of terrible gimmick such the lava chain chomps, sand bird and watermelon festival
Only one that's really an issue is the watermelon festival and that one's optional, git gud.
>>No platforming challenge thanks to F.L.U.D.D.
Simply untrue due to the secret stages alone, and if you're constantly using FLUDD just to platform that's a skill issue.
>>Actual platforming levels are boring and pathetically easy
Shit taste and the secret stages are widely regarded as some of the harder levels in 3D Mario.
>>Garbage bosses
The giant blooper can be done in like 20 seconds, the wiggler is fine, the goop minibosses aren't bad and can be taken care of quickly, Petey Piranha is whatever, the only one that actually approaches being garbage is king boo and the final boss, but the latter just sucks as a final boss and isn't actually bad by itself.
>>I’m a Chuckster!
Git gud.
Anonymous No.713828180 >>713828279 >>713828432
>>713828065
>I’m a Chuckster!
>Git gud.
Isn't chuckster just RNG?
Anonymous No.713828279 >>713828489
>>713828180
He throwns you in the direction you are facing.
Anonymous No.713828432
>>713828180
It's about lining up Mario with the chuckster and the next platform.
Anonymous No.713828489 >>713833504
>>713828279
I could of sworn there was a bit of RNG to it. Like he'll throw you in a random like 40 degree area from where u talk to him but I haven't play in years and im too lazy to fact check you
Anonymous No.713828586
>>713816439 (OP)
This game is horrible until you master Mario's movement, then it becomes 10/10 kino
Anonymous No.713828727
anyone that hates sunshine doesn't deserve joy in their life
Anonymous No.713828771
>>713828065
>You still have freedom to essentially complete the levels in the order you want.
You don't though
Anonymous No.713828908
Sunshine has the highest highs and lowest lows of 3d Mario. Same case with wind waker and double dash.
Anonymous No.713829152 >>713833128
>>713817975
>SIR DO NOT REDEEM THE BLUE COINS
>WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING THE COINS
>NOOOOOOO, NO NO NO NO! I WILL REDEEM IT!
Anonymous No.713829215 >>713829502 >>713831547 >>713836645
The lilypad and pachinko levels are fine.
You just suck at video games.
Anonymous No.713829502
>>713829215
I consider these two levels the ultimate litmus test for competency in 3D Mario. If you struggle or rage at them, you are not up to snuff.
Anonymous No.713829653 >>713830607
>>713816439 (OP)
It has to be contrarianism. Odyssey mogs this game so hard in terms of controls and overall feel of platforming
Anonymous No.713830354
>>713818071
The complete lack of inertia is a bad thing. Mario just flies off the platform at the slightest tilt of the stick. It's the biggest disadvantage of the controls compared to 64.
Anonymous No.713830607
>>713829653
Odyssey is garbagio. galaxy is the best
Anonymous No.713831547
>>713829215
>lilypad sucks cuz of how long it takes to open the level and if you exit it or game over on it you have to open it again
>pachinko can be very jank at times but is overall not that hard (probably isn't even top 10 hardest shines to get)
Anonymous No.713832908
>>713816439 (OP)
Literally filtered lol
Anonymous No.713833128
>>713829152
Cute tanuki.
Anonymous No.713833243 >>713833897
Yeah and you probably hail AstroButt as a masterpiece when it literally ripped sunshine and galaxy, fucking snoygger
Anonymous No.713833398
>>713816439 (OP)
it’s probably not as mechanically or directionally sound as some of the other 3d Mario games but I love fludd and the setting and art style are absolute kino
Anonymous No.713833504
>>713828489
the RNG is where he spawns. if he spawns in an inconvenient position or randomly stops to play a looking around animation then it's inconvenient for speedrunning

or something like that iirc
Anonymous No.713833642
A first playthough of Sunshine is rough, because of all the jank, dumb design decisions and unfinished sections. But once you know what to do, mastered Mario's controls and learned what parts to avoid, it's much more fun to replay than something competent but boring like Galaxy.
Anonymous No.713833897
>>713833243
>Sony's GOTY is a Mario ripoff
Nintendo always wins baby
Anonymous No.713833950
There are too few actual levels and too many bullshit bonus filler shrines. 64 did it perfectly by having 70 stars to beat the game, 90 actual missions, 15 bonus stars in the hub, and 15 bonus 100 coin stars.
Anonymous No.713834162
It's forced sovl.
Anonymous No.713834174
>>713822658
this but the opposite
Anonymous No.713835386 >>713835469
Sand bird level is absolute shit let's be honest
Anonymous No.713835469
>>713835386
it's pure sovl my niqqa
Anonymous No.713835712
>>713816439 (OP)
This game was so bad I actually found a copy in my recycle room in my building. It was in really good condition.we played it for a bit and found out it was a shit game so we gave it away to someone else.
Anonymous No.713836032
>>713816439 (OP)
it's obscenely shit
Anonymous No.713836340
Just play the Eclipse romhack
Anonymous No.713836540
>>713827835
https://youtu.be/Qg3BjLOfTHw
Stop using iwata was an excuse
Anonymous No.713836645
>>713829215
Reminder that both those levels are optional.