Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:26:49 PM No.713821515
>Can't figure out what a map on cloth is despite knowing what a map looks like otherwise
>Can't figure what beverage cans are despite being able to read and knowing what drink pods are
>Has to wonder if she is in a plaza despite a massive sign saying "Plaza" right in front of her
>Can't fathom the concept of recording information on paper despite being surrounded by power outages
>Can't take pictures of things without including herself in it as a selfie
EVE might be the most mentally retarded character in any game ever made. There are even more examples of her just being dumb as a bowl of soup where it can't just be explained away by naivety or android intelligence blocks. She's is just genuinely retarded. She must have been the sex bot of her airborne squadron, because not only is she dumb as fuck, but her nano suit is the only one that looks like she was going for "whore" and not "sexy soldier." Even Tachy looks more sexy and warrior like despite her anime legs than EVE does, and Lily looks more ready to jump into danger. EVE looks like a store bought asset of "sexy cyber sci-fi prostitue" in her own game. Apparently people were so desperate for a nice ass they forgave/overlooked how dirty the character was done. But we don't even get the pleasure of her being a sex addled bimbo, she's just a lady with down syndrome and a hot bod.
There are even more problems with the game gameplay wise. Game is a 6/10 if you are not just an erection addled coomer and don't give it a pass just because EVE makes your dick hard.
>Can't figure what beverage cans are despite being able to read and knowing what drink pods are
>Has to wonder if she is in a plaza despite a massive sign saying "Plaza" right in front of her
>Can't fathom the concept of recording information on paper despite being surrounded by power outages
>Can't take pictures of things without including herself in it as a selfie
EVE might be the most mentally retarded character in any game ever made. There are even more examples of her just being dumb as a bowl of soup where it can't just be explained away by naivety or android intelligence blocks. She's is just genuinely retarded. She must have been the sex bot of her airborne squadron, because not only is she dumb as fuck, but her nano suit is the only one that looks like she was going for "whore" and not "sexy soldier." Even Tachy looks more sexy and warrior like despite her anime legs than EVE does, and Lily looks more ready to jump into danger. EVE looks like a store bought asset of "sexy cyber sci-fi prostitue" in her own game. Apparently people were so desperate for a nice ass they forgave/overlooked how dirty the character was done. But we don't even get the pleasure of her being a sex addled bimbo, she's just a lady with down syndrome and a hot bod.
There are even more problems with the game gameplay wise. Game is a 6/10 if you are not just an erection addled coomer and don't give it a pass just because EVE makes your dick hard.
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