Damn, Nintendo killed Mario Kart World in less than a month

>doesn't understand what people liked about Mario Kart
>doesn't understand what people liked about Breath of the Wild
>doesn't understand what people liked about Mario & Luigi
>doesn't understand what people liked about Starfox
Is there ANY game of theirs Nintendo still understands?

>>713823397 (OP)
NINTENDO HATE THREAD #17

Reminder it was a patch update to fix random to make it select "random" and work as intended

>>713823397 (OP)
Exactly how much more downgraded does Nintendo have to make the game before the NDF won't be able to call people morons for not liking it anymore?

>>713823696
Exactly how did they downgrade Mario Kart?

>>713823397 (OP)
Played it last night and it was fun

>>713823696
Killing Mario Kart 8's servers, which I'm honestly expecting to happen considering just how spiteful that last update was.

>>713823542
>doesn’t understand what people liked about Fire Emblem Three Houses or Awakening for that matter.

>>713823397 (OP)
See >>713820434

>>713823805
Oh, let us count the ways.

>emphasis on a pointless vacuous open world nobody asked for
>removal of a way to circumvent this, not even giving their paying customers the means to choose their own play style
>retarded roster of generic mooks
>insane rubberbanding that makes the skill expression the least relevant it has ever been, it is now solely a party game designed so grandma can win sometimes
>Knockout Tour is battle royale cancer with item rape
>24 racers is pure lunacy and unfun, you can directly see this in the game when you end up in a room with only 12 players or so and it becomes more bearable
>no means of tracking the collectibles in said vacuous hub world
>various other niggles like not being able to play online with friends and the lack of any audio settings to adjust the music levels
>the cancerous RNG way you unlock other racers

>>713823602
Then why there isn't a "Random: Lap Tracks only"?

>>713823542
>Is there ANY game of theirs Nintendo still understands?
they understand retards will pay money just to rent roms

>>713823602
>Work as Intended: Filler tracks, that are just glorified corridors that exist to link the real race tracks in the story mode, are now included on online play.

>>713823839
Strikers Battle League failed and people were using the announcement of Gamecube Strikers on NSO to shit on BL

>>713824419
Because that’s not the way the game is intended to be played

>>713824223
>Nothing
Again how did they downgrade Mario Kart World? The game is incredible

>>713824562
There's only a few filler tracks relax, are you scared of playing the game and liking it, go get a copy and educate yourself faggot

>>713824584
>to shit on BL
Good, deserved.

>>713824223
None of this is true. lmao

>>713824771
wow you sure showed him I will now buy Mario Kart World™

>>713824647
Ah I see, I am dealing with the kind of Nintendo autist so parasocially invested in the company's products that they will look at an entire wall of criticism and dismiss it as irrelevant.

In other words, talking to your aspie ass would be roughly analogous to talking to a brick wall. Fuck off.

Left: Nine months in development.
Right: Eight years in development.
What went wrong? Why did Mario Kart World fail where Sonic R so brilliantly succeeded?

>>713824991
It's already sold 3 million copies and you're seething.

Nobody cares LOL

>>713824771
Please individually refute each point in the list in a way that does NOT transparently expose you as an undiscerning autist from the Nintendo defence squad. Prove that you are capable of nuance by engaging with conflicting opinions. That is something that people not on the spectrum should not find difficult.

>>713825116
Both sides are garbage but for different reasons

>>713825116
>has a better soundtrack too
https://youtu.be/gSMK7b7DLrE

Be mature.

>>713825116
Fun fact: the courses in Sonic R were actually designed by the original level designer of Sonic 1-3 & Knuckles.

>>713825092
I'm willing to take an L if the game is genuinely shit, but it's a literal God tier kart game from animation to music and gameplay is great take on an old franchise they have completely re-invented the wheel literally

>>713824584
all of the strikers games are just okay
they're neat and a fun for a day or two but then you realize there's just barely anything to them

>>713825332
They did not need to reinvent the wheel. The wheel was perfected in 2014.

>>713825321
Everytime I think KingK couldn't be more of a colossal faggot than he already is, he proves me wrong.

>>713825332
Speaking charitably, it's a 9/10 game trapped in a 5/10 shell.

>>713823847
Shhhh, you'll except the Engage drones.

>>713823847
Shhhh, you'll upset the Engage drones.

>>713825843
>>713825931
i thaw that

>>713825480
After the dust settled, only Supercharged is worth playing.

>>713825116
LOOOOOOOOL this is how mentally ill seething schizos are

>>713824223
>24 racers is pure lunacy and unfun
lol kill yourself in mario kart world.

>>713826561
Yeah I sure do love the whole pack being shoved together like sardines, where a single hit can drop you twenty places and where you are always being reamed by item after item!

>>713824223
>>retarded roster of generic mooks
I'll take that over a quarter of the roster being koopalings honestly
>hates 24 players and knockout mode
Unsoul

>>713826720
Why do you faggots keep talking about the placements as if that shit is just relative

Guess what, you could go from 1st to 9th just as easily in MK8 as you can from 1st to 20th here. It's just one game obviously has more fucking people so you drop more placements.

>>713826720
Unironically that is fun
Especially when you get a couple good items near last place and buttfuck everyone else
Do you complain about random bullshit in Mario Party too?

Sisters....the mexican grifter just uploaded a video laughing at us.....

>>713823397 (OP)
Join the MKlounge cord if you want 24/7 3 lap races

>>713823542
>doesn't understand what people liked about Mario & Luigi
They do, filtered retard.
>>713824514
>pay money just to rent roms
Like every console online service, hypocrite.
>>713825116
>the haters are Sonic trannoids
kek

>>713825304
Why can't we have soundtracks with SOVL like this anymore?

>>713827031
Well that's up to you anon. Personally I prefer feeling like victory is actually in my hands rather than a dice roll.

>>713827031
>comparing a board game to a racing game

??????????????

>>713827427
I do think having 3 full laps after the roadway sections would help with that
There's not enough time for cool shortcuts when you only get one lap

>>713823542
Spatoon, probably.

>>713823839
This is the logical thing for Nintendo to do now.

>>713823839
IMAGINE the seethe holy shit

8snoy cope general

>>713826324
This literally the end of the game, where you all race to reach Rainbow Road, which your video conveniently doesn't show.

Seethe harder schizo.

>>713831978
The map looks impressive until you realize all of the road is about 40 DK's wide and the map lasts 5 minutes, of which the first 80% doesn't really matter.

>>713831978
>sitting through a minute of pure diarrhea shit is fine as long as the other 4 minutes are good!

>>713826324
Some slowed down video that's literally only starting and is 5 seconds the end of the track is madness

>>713831978
Based fact checker, I will now continue to purcahse a Switch 2 thank you

>>713823542
>doesn't understand what people liked about Mario & Luigi
???

>>713832621
>slowed down
That is the game at regular speed.

>>713831978
>have to drive in a literal straight line to get there
>1 lap
lol
lmao

>>713831978
What's wrong with a clip meant to show off the connecting track?
How did you know the clip was meant to be negative?

>>713831978
That's a penis.

>>713832756
It's really not I've gold starred the game this is like half the speed of 50cc

nice try though, im here all night so please, continue your youtube grifting rhetoric

>>713833389
Are you actually trolling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GORU56DRsUo

>>713833623
Holy shit the train on rainbow road is some magical shit

>>713831156
Snoy has officially lost all meaning as a word. Now it just means "person who DARES criticize the thing I like"

>>713823397 (OP)
Crossworlds won

>>713826324
STRAIGHT LINE RACING

I still dont have a Switch 2(and thus, have not played MKW yet), can anyone explain to me why this update is supossed to be THAT bad?, i just dont get it

>>713836429
The traditional formula for Mario Kart is that you race a course for 3 laps. World often makes you race in a straight line and then do only 1 lap on a course. In online, the "random" vote used to guarantee a 3-lap course, but Nintendo recently patched it to have straight lines in the pool.

>>713825116
Mario Kart is for modern zoomers and toddlers.
Sanic R is for millennials.

>>713826324
Completely fucking gay. Fuck Jewtendo.

>>713823839
nintendo is petty enough not only to do that, but also pull MK8 from sale to push more people towards switch 2 and so that world doesn't have competition

>>713833058
shill unintentionally acknowledging poor game design

>>713825116
CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE?

One of the reasons I’m getting a Switch 2

I really like the game desu. Them changing the random option to actually be random is making you guys seeth? Wow.

>>713841854
Fake outrage
Notice how these threads significantly slowed down after a day while people are still buying bundles lmao

>>713824223
>various other niggles
other what?

>>713823847
Actually it was the other way around. Three Houses was made without knowing what people like about Fire Emblem Awakening or Fates.

The funny thing is a much larger new audience liked Three Houses. Engaged tried to pander to the older audience, which is dwarfed and had to work uphill against the hit or miss aesthetics.

>>713824584
Here’s what people want from gamecube on switch 2
>double dash
>melee
>sunshine
>luigis mansion
There, that’s it. 4 games. Sure there’s other games we’d like to check out and replay but at the end of the day these are the games we all want and won’t get for probably years because we have to watch Nintendo drip feed us their shovelware sports games and the Mario party games before we get the good shit. And then they’ll raise the prices for the GameCube expansion tier to justify renting the Melee and double dash roms when the time comes. What an awful company

>>713831978
I like how they grabbed 100% of a good track and only give you 33% of it and filled the rest with the racing equivalent of static noises.

>>713823542
unfortunately the JP CEO is a former accountant from Europe and there is nothing to say about Doug Bowser he's just a guy.
>accountant from europe?
yeah a japanese guy joined Nintendo asked specifically to go to be an accountant in europe and came back to be the new CEO. so a lot of choices are going to be NUMBER GO UP type shit between him and investors saying
>I don't know what videogames are about even are but I want returns on my investment!
I pray sakurai didn't make anything but city trials open slop in air riders.

>>713843363
>even the Japanese players hate this dumbass update
>le fake outrage!

>>713843363
>>713844209
on the bright side, MK8 lobbies are filling up again

>>713844209
They're still playing it, you should know how CVCKED rice farmers are. Total nothingburger no matter how many youtube trannies seethe

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2017/09/splatoon_2_designer_explains_why_the_maps_rotate_and_salmon_run_is_time-limited
>"But in Japan, everything is tailored. You’ve probably heard Sheena Iyengar’s TED talk, in which she went to a restaurant in Japan and tried to order sugar in her green tea. The people at the cafe said, “One does not put sugar in green tea,” and then, “We don’t have sugar.” But when she ordered coffee instead, it did come with sugar! In Japan, there’s a sense of, “We’re making this thing for you, and this is how we think this thing is better enjoyed.” This is why, in Splatoon, the maps rotate every couple of hours. And the modes change. “I bought this game. Why can’t I just enjoy this game the way I want?” That’s not how we think here. Yes, you did buy the game. But we made this game. And we’re pretty confident about how this game should be enjoyed. If you stick with us, and if you get past your initial resistance, you’re going to have the time of your life with this game. You’re really going to love it."

Nintendo knows better than you and this is why they believe that.

Intermissions in Mario Kart World? Map rotations still being in Splatoon even after three whole games? Sakurai forcing 2 minute matches as the standard in Smash over stock? It's all intentional.

I like the intermissions

>>713823542
Honestly I'm worried for DK Bananza now, and I dread what they'll do to Mario, Zelda and Animal Crossing now that the entire company is undergoing an open world slop obsession.

>>713823839
LMAO that would bring forth anti-Nintendo backlash like never before, but I can actually see them doing it; they really are that out-of-touch.

>>713844982
thats a lot of words to say "we time gate the good shit so that you dont enjoy yourself too much and feel satisfied".
this is like gacha 101.

>>713845721
Nintendo are japanese after all, where do you think it comes from?

>>713823397 (OP)
AAAIEEEEEEEEEE!

>>713823542
>>doesn't understand what people liked about Mario Kart
i don't either. please explain. because the only value i see are the time trials that actually take skill and competitively balanced

>>713849940
Items take skill, arguably even more so than time trials.

>>713834939
Mario Kart World is a better modern sonic game, unironically.