Thread 713825081 - /v/ [Archived: 702 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:12:48 PM No.713825081
210856
210856
md5: 1c932b3e2ad1bdd8d72da8abc5732aac๐Ÿ”
Wait a second...
Replies: >>713825926 >>713826420 >>713826560 >>713827772 >>713828081 >>713828501 >>713828959 >>713831608 >>713834089 >>713836797 >>713837934 >>713838005 >>713839798
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:14:50 PM No.713825265
Ick on eck poster will buy this
Replies: >>713827651
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:17:31 PM No.713825489
Would
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:18:24 PM No.713825562
FUCKING KEK
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:19:50 PM No.713825686
sockemboppers
sockemboppers
md5: 43e6aae73ed243c39740361dca810d66๐Ÿ”
?
Replies: >>713826881 >>713828284 >>713828424 >>713829071 >>713838890 >>713839263
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:22:37 PM No.713825926
>>713825081 (OP)
>stick dick in
>this plays over speaker nested inside
https://youtu.be/S-Eyhq-D9yM?si=1sEyci-g5uVibKlI
Replies: >>713826168 >>713826370 >>713826583 >>713827090 >>713828168 >>713831314 >>713836483 >>713837448
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:25:39 PM No.713826168
1607275399090
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md5: 39f71c6012ac49ced5ed61d01eba232e๐Ÿ”
>>713825926
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:27:15 PM No.713826286
DID WE REALLY NEED ANOTHER LYRA PLUSH?
Replies: >>713828663
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:28:17 PM No.713826370
>>713825926
lmao
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:28:58 PM No.713826420
>>713825081 (OP)
is this uk only? can't find it on the american store
Replies: >>713826506
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:29:55 PM No.713826493
1728294137375746
1728294137375746
md5: ef34a9752b468cc6d011620b99194cc7๐Ÿ”
MADE FOR MY HOT DONKEY COCK
Replies: >>713826618 >>713828750
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:30:00 PM No.713826506
>>713826420
This anon wants to fuck a barrel
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:30:41 PM No.713826560
>>713825081 (OP)
it's got that 'cado slot
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:30:59 PM No.713826583
gliss
gliss
md5: 338db1d791f968e92a14ea56c8b9e1ab๐Ÿ”
>>713825926
made me laugh irl
good job anon
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:31:15 PM No.713826615
1743201844554662
1743201844554662
md5: f4f07b84fc09fe7f9918e3a30246e1a1๐Ÿ”
>Nintendo copying Genshin
Sad.
Replies: >>713826726
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:31:17 PM No.713826618
IMG_9643
IMG_9643
md5: 8eb380d520f594bd3b75ebf0318e1965๐Ÿ”
>>713826493
>Whatโ€™s with that le-
>not a leg
Replies: >>713826748 >>713829142
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:32:49 PM No.713826726
>>713826615
Why does she have a butthole on her chest?
Replies: >>713827220
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:33:09 PM No.713826748
1720053088084943
1720053088084943
md5: 75b3eaff73289b827e870a825fd32a3f๐Ÿ”
>>713826618
reminds me when my uncle showed me a horse and told me he had a smaller leg and I asked how could he have 5 legs
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:35:00 PM No.713826881
>>713825686
When I was little, I somehow gave a kid at a birthday party a concussion with one of those, and I still don't know how.
Replies: >>713826998 >>713827025 >>713827098 >>713827959 >>713828104
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:36:46 PM No.713826998
>>713826881
You shouldโ€™ve gotten into MMA, anon. You clearly missed your calling in life.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:37:12 PM No.713827025
>>713826881

oh yeah? i killed a kid with sockem boppers i hit him so hard they had to put me in an asylum for dangerous adults (i was only 9) for 4 years
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:38:02 PM No.713827090
>>713825926
Fuck lol
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:38:11 PM No.713827098
>>713826881
did you remember to inflate it?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:39:57 PM No.713827220
>>713826726
nobody involved could get close enough to a real women to check
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:42:16 PM No.713827374
... It's for your hand, one at each end
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:46:04 PM No.713827651
>>713825265
Rent-free.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:47:46 PM No.713827772
file
file
md5: 8a0ecc49f2f01e4e09da536c5796dbc4๐Ÿ”
>>713825081 (OP)
So... are they acknowledging the expand dong meme?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:50:07 PM No.713827959
>>713826881
When I was in high school one of our teachers told us about how two other teachers decided to fuck around with those things and one of them got knocked the fuck out (other guy was a black belt). They had to desperately try to wake him up as he had class in 10 minutes.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:51:41 PM No.713828081
boo
boo
md5: 3a5fdd29be5cc2169c5c312fcd7f24f4๐Ÿ”
>>713825081 (OP)
Haha, imagine...
Replies: >>713828501 >>713828902
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:51:53 PM No.713828104
>>713826881
when i was like 12 i broke my little brother's nose hitting a plastic ball with a whiffle ball bat and it flew right into his face and blood exploded everywhere
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:52:41 PM No.713828168
>>713825926
/v/ used to be 90% posts like this. You made my birthday, cheers Anon
Replies: >>713828649
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:54:20 PM No.713828284
>>713825686
These are great at holding onto a fleshlight.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:56:03 PM No.713828424
>>713825686
you wouldn't a sock'em bopper, would you?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:57:05 PM No.713828501
>>713828081
>>713825081 (OP)
why is nintendo giving these things orifices?
Replies: >>713828942 >>713842996
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:58:58 PM No.713828649
1723592295419069
1723592295419069
md5: 5c1d6da50b37164d202648f2e91397d1๐Ÿ”
>>713828168
Happy Birthday Anon!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:59:12 PM No.713828663
>>713826286
What I thought of too
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:00:14 PM No.713828750
>>713826493
That's a horse
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:02:07 PM No.713828902
>>713828081
Where's the Lady Bow version
Replies: >>713829990
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:02:41 PM No.713828942
>>713828501
You're meant to stick your hand in and use it as a pillow as shown in the smaller picture in the picture
Replies: >>713829369
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:02:50 PM No.713828959
0o0
0o0
md5: 0b75f586ac3c0f6a700e8459a04e25e4๐Ÿ”
>>713825081 (OP)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:04:07 PM No.713829071
>>713825686
These things were unironically dangerous as fuck
Replies: >>713830192
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:04:50 PM No.713829142
>>713826618
You've never heard of a third leg?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:07:19 PM No.713829369
>>713828942
ah, the "personal massager" approach, oldest trick in the hon
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:14:45 PM No.713829990
>>713828902
Out of Stock for some reason
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:16:56 PM No.713830192
>>713829071
I can see why if they are over or under inflated. Kids aren't going to knock each other out anyways, so you're still beating the crapcout of each other.
Replies: >>713839458
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:30:34 PM No.713831314
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1722126956567023
md5: ed0103e68946a3e65b5901a642880119๐Ÿ”
>>713825926
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:34:09 PM No.713831608
>>713825081 (OP)
I wish I was a guy so I know what it feels like to get a raging boner and pretend that that slit was Paulines gateway for me to plunge me meaty girthy third leg into it and cream inside of it can anyone tell me what its like to be a man ffs I want to transition so bad
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:41:31 PM No.713832214
1547512795213
1547512795213
md5: d400b47757e5486a2e63083ff16535c8๐Ÿ”
this is where you hide your banana
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:03:16 PM No.713834089
>>713825081 (OP)
BARREL BLAST
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:06:40 PM No.713834362
lifesize-eeveelutions-revealed-v0-zcl27p6nnowe1
lifesize-eeveelutions-revealed-v0-zcl27p6nnowe1
md5: 6dce6b042bc578b1e5387c4c6d9ae4d1๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>713836354 >>713836374
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:06:57 PM No.713834383
anyone have that comic where a dude gets mugged and takes out a my little pony onahole plushie, proceeding to retrieve money from inside the hole while the mugger looks agape?
Replies: >>713836457
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:32:41 PM No.713836354
>>713834362
>no pocket in the back
https://derpibooru org/images/2223908
>derpibooru is now URL filtered
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:33:00 PM No.713836374
>>713834362
Flareon > all
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:34:07 PM No.713836457
>>713834383
Gotcha
https://derpibooru org/images/25767?q=robbery%2C+Lyra+plushie
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:34:23 PM No.713836483
1738935842961320
1738935842961320
md5: 298567f6004278bbb7239b94cdf2e506๐Ÿ”
>>713825926
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:38:28 PM No.713836797
images (26)
images (26)
md5: a41d0a779d6f490bd24afafb68a7e9e7๐Ÿ”
>>713825081 (OP)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:46:55 PM No.713837448
1705875801262766
1705875801262766
md5: 2957df3f0d639d0b509c4417395ff22d๐Ÿ”
>>713825926
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:54:27 PM No.713837934
file
file
md5: 37fab03240c2ee15c49db25f2a0ebe70๐Ÿ”
>>713825081 (OP)
Can I have a Pauline cushion instead?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:55:27 PM No.713838005
>>713825081 (OP)
just need one with konga sensors
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:55:38 PM No.713838024
Someone post the dune 2 popcorn cup.
Replies: >>713838758
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:06:01 AM No.713838758
>>713838024
could've just googled it
Replies: >>713840427
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:07:54 AM No.713838890
>>713825686
These really were more fun than a pillow fight.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:13:02 AM No.713839263
>>713825686
Always that one kid that gets hit then turns red and throws a tantrum.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:15:45 AM No.713839458
>>713830192
I'm only saying that cuz I knew a kid that had to get staples on his head because one of these things bopped him the wrong way and he hit his head on the corner of one of those cheap shitty counter tops that aren't smooth at all. never saw so much blood in my life at that age kek. definitely won't knock anyone out but if you get a good hit on someone's face with one of those it makes their head bounce a lot more than if it was just a bare fist or a boxing glove, and being kids we put these things on wherever and whenever the hell we felt like it be the back yard, some cramped space inside or on the street.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:19:52 AM No.713839798
download (20)
download (20)
md5: fc5826a16d75866b7dfd9d14d60b68af๐Ÿ”
>>713825081 (OP)
HIS COCKNUT GUN
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE SHOOTS YA
IT'S GONNA SMELL
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:28:13 AM No.713840427
reddit filename
reddit filename
md5: 87a4565ad335f2a82848f7e26979d7b6๐Ÿ”
>>713838758
Yeah...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:04:43 AM No.713842996
>>713828501
so you can stick a fleshlight in it obviously