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Anonymous No.713825081 >>713825926 >>713826420 >>713826560 >>713827772 >>713828081 >>713828501 >>713828959 >>713831608 >>713834089 >>713836797 >>713837934 >>713838005 >>713839798
Wait a second...
Anonymous No.713825265 >>713827651
Ick on eck poster will buy this
Anonymous No.713825489
Would
Anonymous No.713825562
FUCKING KEK
Anonymous No.713825686 >>713826881 >>713828284 >>713828424 >>713829071 >>713838890 >>713839263
?
Anonymous No.713825926 >>713826168 >>713826370 >>713826583 >>713827090 >>713828168 >>713831314 >>713836483 >>713837448
>>713825081 (OP)
>stick dick in
>this plays over speaker nested inside
https://youtu.be/S-Eyhq-D9yM?si=1sEyci-g5uVibKlI
Anonymous No.713826168
>>713825926
Anonymous No.713826286 >>713828663
DID WE REALLY NEED ANOTHER LYRA PLUSH?
Anonymous No.713826370
>>713825926
lmao
Anonymous No.713826420 >>713826506
>>713825081 (OP)
is this uk only? can't find it on the american store
Anonymous No.713826493 >>713826618 >>713828750
MADE FOR MY HOT DONKEY COCK
Anonymous No.713826506
>>713826420
This anon wants to fuck a barrel
Anonymous No.713826560
>>713825081 (OP)
it's got that 'cado slot
Anonymous No.713826583
>>713825926
made me laugh irl
good job anon
Anonymous No.713826615 >>713826726
>Nintendo copying Genshin
Sad.
Anonymous No.713826618 >>713826748 >>713829142
>>713826493
>What’s with that le-
>not a leg
Anonymous No.713826726 >>713827220
>>713826615
Why does she have a butthole on her chest?
Anonymous No.713826748
>>713826618
reminds me when my uncle showed me a horse and told me he had a smaller leg and I asked how could he have 5 legs
Anonymous No.713826881 >>713826998 >>713827025 >>713827098 >>713827959 >>713828104
>>713825686
When I was little, I somehow gave a kid at a birthday party a concussion with one of those, and I still don't know how.
Anonymous No.713826998
>>713826881
You should’ve gotten into MMA, anon. You clearly missed your calling in life.
Anonymous No.713827025
>>713826881

oh yeah? i killed a kid with sockem boppers i hit him so hard they had to put me in an asylum for dangerous adults (i was only 9) for 4 years
Anonymous No.713827090
>>713825926
Fuck lol
Anonymous No.713827098
>>713826881
did you remember to inflate it?
Anonymous No.713827220
>>713826726
nobody involved could get close enough to a real women to check
Anonymous No.713827374
... It's for your hand, one at each end
Anonymous No.713827651
>>713825265
Rent-free.
Anonymous No.713827772
>>713825081 (OP)
So... are they acknowledging the expand dong meme?
Anonymous No.713827959
>>713826881
When I was in high school one of our teachers told us about how two other teachers decided to fuck around with those things and one of them got knocked the fuck out (other guy was a black belt). They had to desperately try to wake him up as he had class in 10 minutes.
Anonymous No.713828081 >>713828501 >>713828902
>>713825081 (OP)
Haha, imagine...
Anonymous No.713828104
>>713826881
when i was like 12 i broke my little brother's nose hitting a plastic ball with a whiffle ball bat and it flew right into his face and blood exploded everywhere
Anonymous No.713828168 >>713828649
>>713825926
/v/ used to be 90% posts like this. You made my birthday, cheers Anon
Anonymous No.713828284
>>713825686
These are great at holding onto a fleshlight.
Anonymous No.713828424
>>713825686
you wouldn't a sock'em bopper, would you?
Anonymous No.713828501 >>713828942 >>713842996
>>713828081
>>713825081 (OP)
why is nintendo giving these things orifices?
Anonymous No.713828649
>>713828168
Happy Birthday Anon!
Anonymous No.713828663
>>713826286
What I thought of too
Anonymous No.713828750
>>713826493
That's a horse
Anonymous No.713828902 >>713829990
>>713828081
Where's the Lady Bow version
Anonymous No.713828942 >>713829369
>>713828501
You're meant to stick your hand in and use it as a pillow as shown in the smaller picture in the picture
Anonymous No.713828959
>>713825081 (OP)
Anonymous No.713829071 >>713830192
>>713825686
These things were unironically dangerous as fuck
Anonymous No.713829142
>>713826618
You've never heard of a third leg?
Anonymous No.713829369
>>713828942
ah, the "personal massager" approach, oldest trick in the hon
Anonymous No.713829990
>>713828902
Out of Stock for some reason
Anonymous No.713830192 >>713839458
>>713829071
I can see why if they are over or under inflated. Kids aren't going to knock each other out anyways, so you're still beating the crapcout of each other.
Anonymous No.713831314
>>713825926
Anonymous No.713831608
>>713825081 (OP)
I wish I was a guy so I know what it feels like to get a raging boner and pretend that that slit was Paulines gateway for me to plunge me meaty girthy third leg into it and cream inside of it can anyone tell me what its like to be a man ffs I want to transition so bad
Anonymous No.713832214
this is where you hide your banana
Anonymous No.713834089
>>713825081 (OP)
BARREL BLAST
Anonymous No.713834362 >>713836354 >>713836374
Anonymous No.713834383 >>713836457
anyone have that comic where a dude gets mugged and takes out a my little pony onahole plushie, proceeding to retrieve money from inside the hole while the mugger looks agape?
Anonymous No.713836354
>>713834362
>no pocket in the back
https://derpibooru org/images/2223908
>derpibooru is now URL filtered
Anonymous No.713836374
>>713834362
Flareon > all
Anonymous No.713836457
>>713834383
Gotcha
https://derpibooru org/images/25767?q=robbery%2C+Lyra+plushie
Anonymous No.713836483
>>713825926
Anonymous No.713836797
>>713825081 (OP)
Anonymous No.713837448
>>713825926
Anonymous No.713837934
>>713825081 (OP)
Can I have a Pauline cushion instead?
Anonymous No.713838005
>>713825081 (OP)
just need one with konga sensors
Anonymous No.713838024 >>713838758
Someone post the dune 2 popcorn cup.
Anonymous No.713838758 >>713840427
>>713838024
could've just googled it
Anonymous No.713838890
>>713825686
These really were more fun than a pillow fight.
Anonymous No.713839263
>>713825686
Always that one kid that gets hit then turns red and throws a tantrum.
Anonymous No.713839458
>>713830192
I'm only saying that cuz I knew a kid that had to get staples on his head because one of these things bopped him the wrong way and he hit his head on the corner of one of those cheap shitty counter tops that aren't smooth at all. never saw so much blood in my life at that age kek. definitely won't knock anyone out but if you get a good hit on someone's face with one of those it makes their head bounce a lot more than if it was just a bare fist or a boxing glove, and being kids we put these things on wherever and whenever the hell we felt like it be the back yard, some cramped space inside or on the street.
Anonymous No.713839798
>>713825081 (OP)
HIS COCKNUT GUN
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE SHOOTS YA
IT'S GONNA SMELL
Anonymous No.713840427
>>713838758
Yeah...
Anonymous No.713842996
>>713828501
so you can stick a fleshlight in it obviously