Hey all you all Cocksuckers! I DEMAND to know why you MotherFuckers always shit on this game!? 97% on Steam Overwhelmingly positive!
You Fucking Assholes just hate things people like don't you? If you don't like Dave the Diver I also Fucking DEMAND you name another Indie game that you like then? Yeah do that so I can Fucking Shit on it and take a huge massive dump all over it.
Name a better Fucking game in this genre! And if you don't like the genre, then FUCK OFF! Game's not for you you Fucking Shitbird! You young Zoomer and Millennial Fucks!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:55:39 PM
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>>713828753
i could recommend dozens of indie games from the last few years don't want to contribute to a thread with dave the diver as the OP. try making another thread and i'll spoonfeed you. toodles.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:56:35 PM
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>>713828297 (OP)
I loved this game. I’ve completely ignored all hype and controversy.
I liked that anomalocaris got a big role in a video game for once.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:56:40 PM
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>>713828623
what's with the fat Ash Ketchump on the back there?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:58:07 PM
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>>713828297 (OP)
Art style and premise feels like made by a westaboo
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:58:17 PM
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wholesomeslop with aids riddled bara faggot protagonist
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:58:35 PM
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>>713828478
He’s a fat Ash Ketchum parody.
He gives you your fish pokedex.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:59:01 PM
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>>713828297 (OP)
Where are the Seanchan in this picture? I know people hate them but they are an important part of the story.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:00:15 PM
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>>713829252
>>713828384
You can't even name a single Fucking game can you?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:10:56 PM
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>>713828297 (OP)
The start is pretty fun. Then it becomes pretty boring with so many fetch quests. Then it ends pretty okay.
I didn't hate it, but it's not that remarkable.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:17:55 PM
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It seems like a lot of people hated the Sea People. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it feels like the game just changes and then drags from then on. The village itself is badly designed and even with the "fast travel" it's a slog anytime you have to enter it. I wish instead of just going deeper, they put in different areas that you get access to dive into.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:33:00 PM
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I'd rather play Death Stranding
>not an indie game
Neither is Dave the Diver
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:54:11 PM
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>>713833417
>>713831521
What the Fuck even is Nexon!?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:55:28 PM
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>>713833313
a K*rean publisher that is dogshit
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:59:22 PM
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>>713834586
>>713828297 (OP)
I won't play any game with a fat protagonist, fat people are disgusting.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:09:18 PM
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>>713834704
>>713833758
He's not fat! He is like the Kingpin, appears fat but it actually is all muscle underneath.
