>friend tells you he saw bigfoot in san andreas

God shes beautiful

>>713841349 (OP)
why do white women do this?

>bigfoot is actually in the game

>>713841463
POV: You are Skinner's phone

>game has weird npc interactions

>>713841978
wait a sec isnt this the same jew that was resurrecting jewish murder victims of the local neo nazi newspaper man in an earlier episode??

>Say hello to our newest special agent

As of right now, I am officially reopening the X-Files.

>>713842172
>>713841978

Holy fucking shit I need to rewatch this show I don't remember any of this crazy shit

[smokes dramatically in silence]

>>713842451
It's kinoooooo

> friend tells you she saw a big cock in your pants

>>713842807
That's impossible friend, I'm literally a woman.

>>713843078
> tranny_suspiciously_stops_and_looks_back_at_you.webm

>>713841349 (OP)
I liked her even better in Hannibal

>>713842693
doesn't she mean "who lights my cigarette"?
is she retarded? the fire is already lit, and it's not hers.

>Gillian Anderson directs an episode of X Files
>closing shot is her nylon soles directly in the camera

>>713843609
It's an expression like in the doors song "come on baby light my fire" you probably don't get it because you're ESL

>>713843616
Which episode

>>713841349 (OP)
>friend played san andreas

>>713843609
>is she retarded?
>referring to Scully

Sorry to inform you, Turbo. But the call is coming from inside the house.

I fucking love the X-files, man. Especially the early seasons. It should be required viewing not just if you like dorky redheads and alien shit but also if you're a car nerd who misses the 90s and especially American boats because every background shot will have at least one "I want that!" thing.

>Mulder will believe in any creature, spirit, myth, or folk tale he encounters
>Prides himself on his open-mindedness
>Becomes a dogmatic bigot around Scully's faith in God, even when seeing nephillim and dealing with angels and demons

>>713841349 (OP)
>Show has two main characters
>One is a lovable, kind of goofy guy who believes in all of the shit that happens
>The other is a totally unlikable bitch who ruins the show and makes it unwatchable

>>713844694
OTP

scully you are being fucked by aliens

>>713844508
One of my favorite little things is when the Local Police/Sheriff's Department of the week has pickups and old box-body Caprices and then the feds pull up in a big dick brand-new aero body Crown Victoria and you hear that OHC engine tick and when they pull away later you hear that first-gear whine. Delicious.

This is /v/ BTW anyone ever played this?

>>713844559
They're both retarded. Scully does the same thing in reverse with her
>sure I rescued a literal angel from literally Satan last weekend but a UFO, Mulder? surely there is a reasonable explanation here

>>713843816
not that anon and don't know if he's telling the truth but season 7 episode 17 "All Things" looks like the only episode she directed

>>713843816
One of the later seasons, can't remember episode name. sorry, anon. she directed it though so just look at the final 2-3 minutes of any episode she directed.

>>713845069
The difference is that UFOs aren't real.

>>713845082
Thats it! Thank you anon.

>>713845135
I agree with your point but Scully doesn't even try to reconcile spooky events with her religiosity, she's always just like "nah, didn't happen"
She should be like
>that wasn't an alien, Mulder, that was a fucking DEMON

>>713844987
Is this the survival horror game? You know I was thinking that a new X Files game would be neat, make it survival horror and divided into several chapters where you play as Mulder, Scully, Doggett and Reyes

>>713841470
genetically and evolutionally designed for attracting BWC (me)

>>713844508
>>713844875
early X-files SO FUCKING COMFY

Why is she so damn lewd even at this age?

>>713844508
>>713844875
The intro scared me so bad as a kid that I've only seen like 1 episode.

>>713846157
She wasn't that hot in the early seasons. Absolute rare better with age vintage.

>>713845914
hell yeah brother

>>713842693
I forgot Chuck was in X-Files.

>>713846231
>She wasn't that hot in the early seasons.
Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.

>>713843616
>>713845082
>>713845093
>>713845302
Holy fucking SHIT

>>713846231
Actually, she looks the best in the first seasons, when her face was rounder and she's at her youngest. It's just that she has evolved into an absolute cougar in the last decade or so, openly embraced her sex-appeal, so her progress is more like a curve.
Of course, she always looked attractive.

>>713846529
David Duchovney was so lucky bros

>>713846231
>She wasn't that hot in the early seasons

>>713846674
she specifically looks the best at the end of the first season because she has that pregnant woman glow and also her tits are GIGANTIC

>>713846679
They definitely banged I don't believe them when they say they didn't

>>713846674
>>713846702
Let's settle this bros... for me it's 1996

>>713846895
2002chads rise up

>>713846728
Yeah that played a role as well.

>>713846895
>>713846945
Yeah I think '02 is her hottest but to say she wasn't hot before that is both homo and retardo

>>713841349 (OP)

>>713846895
95 for me.

>>713846217

>>713845082
I hate that episode, I dislike the Myth Arc and the melodrama with Mulder and Scully's relationship in general, but that one was really bad. Not even any interesting case associated with it it had that embarrassing bit in the middle of Scully walking around being sad that was shot like a music video.

>>713846895
wall status: SHATTERED

>>713847238
Truly the standard to which we should hold all women.

>>713847238

>>713846895
>young Gillian
1996

>milfy Gillian
2019

>>713846529
anons on this board can still come together for a worthy cause

>>713847238
Her daughter is really hot too

>>713841349 (OP)
https://youtu.be/CpJs4Az9OKc?list=PL012ADAF8573A38D5

For me it was the "Loch Ness" monster.
I fucking loved that pier with the wheelchair.

>>713847238

>>713846895
>2019

videogames

>>713847941
>TV show thread on /tv/
Dogshit
>TV show thread on /v/
Kino

I've also been in love with Gillian Anderson since I was like 7

>>713848612
damn, these 2 videogames

>>713848797
/v/ also btfos /a/ in animu discussions.
The vidya discussions can be pretty shit but no board off topics quite as well as /v/

>>713848612
hairy pits

>>713848612
There's no way she's wearing panties in this picture.

>>713849049
Trvke

Anyone ever actually play this? I feel like point and click is the only genre that works with an investigative series like The X-Files

I've never seen season 11. I heard the lore episodes are some of the worst ever produced and put the whole canon in the toilet, but that the MOTW episodes are good

>>713849195
extremely cummy

>>713845580
Based and almost trvthpilled but forgot to include me

>>713849049
Anime and manga discussion outside /a/ is shounenshit
Cartoon discussion outside /co/ is capeshit
Movie discussion outside /tv/ is marvelshit or the Resident Evil movies

>>713849195
We used to be a proper country

>>713848612
Uma delicia

>>713849145
I've never played it but honestly I think I'm gonna emulate it tonight for the goof to see how bad it is.

scully get computer

>>713849843
Me outside the Scully cage

>>713844987
There was one on the original playstation as well.

>>713849928
Kek

>>713849843
Is this AI?

Are there versions of the show I can download that are 4:3 and high quality? Or are DVD rips all I can use if I want it to be in 4:3?

>>713850007
no, this is though

>>713850148
IIRC all the HD releases are 16:9. Avoid the Hulu release because it’s 16:9 and is missing a lot of the licensed music.

>>713850316
I wish I was that AI generated pipe

>>713850316

>>713850316
>>713850475
>Scully smokes weed laced with something bad, disassociates, and sits in a brain-damaged stupor in the back while she continues to imagine adventures with Mulder

>>713850316

Remember that episode where they went INTO A VIDEO GAME

it was awful

>>713851131
cute animu scully

Remember when Mulder visited /pol/?

>>713841349 (OP)
What about yous, OP? Have yous ever seens bigfeet?

>>713851207
>written by William Gibson

>>713851293
there was an episode with bigfuta with tits

>>713846945
absolutely

>Game doesn't run on modern hardware

>>713844508
>See Scully
I want that!

>Sup

>X-Files
>Buffy
>Twin Peaks
The 90s were fucking comfy, man.

>>713851207
starship spookers

>>713841349 (OP)
>child: Damn she's so admirable I when I grow up want a partner like her
>adult: Damn she's so annoying

>You didn't have sex with a skinwalker Mulder. It was a furry and it wasn't even a woman.

>>713841349 (OP)
>It wasn't a "haunted N64 cartidge" Mulder!
>Those kids simply died of an epiletic seizure! It was statically inevitabiliy for a game like Zelda 64.
>And sometimes...people experiecing a seizure tend to shake or make noises or say things that MIGHT sound like a demonic possesion to retarded midwestern moms

>>713850316

>>713846895

96 is good, but I think 2014 is a real standout.

>>713842348
IRL Caius Cosades

>>713855662
>excellent work director but how did you getting addicted to skooma help your agents complete the mission?
>what mission?

>>713853512
>I never said it was a woman, Scully. And the real Scully would know that I didn't care.

I LOVE OLD AND MIDDLE AGED WOMEN

The shark is real btw

https://youtu.be/-Ue2Xmei2iQ?si=MKxkJ5nm4AA_QoUn

>>713846895
Good Lord, how can a woman be THIS beautiful?

>>713846529
I remember renting this back on VHS many moons ago just to jack off to this scene.

>footfags are at it again

I didn't realize as a kid that the jersey devil woman wanted to fuck Mulder.

>>713852612
I have yet to watch Buffy.

i want to remind everyone that she's a self admitted anal queen

>>713857370
Proof?

Gillian Anderson owes me sex

>>713857687
Don't talk that way about my wife

>>713857771
about your HOTWIFE

>>713841349 (OP)
I'd walk into 30000 feet of water for Scully

She was such a piece of shit in this show.

Scully feet

Wait a minute... this isn't video games, this is Agent Scully.

>>713858247
yes it is

>>713858514
Wow what a whore lol

>>713846895
clearly 1997 is the best

>>713857687
And you just might get it...

>>713857345
I couldn't get into it

>>713857550
multiple interviews

>that time Scully showed up on ReBoot because she was a huge fan

>she's still hot

>>713860216
Wait a minute she's in the new Tron movie too. She's been in cyberspace at least 3 fucking times thanks to that one episode of files where they go in a videogame

>>713841978
kino

>>713860216
>Agent Data Nully

>>713860216
>because she was a huge fan
More like because her husband worked on the show and called asked a favor. The first five seasons of The X-Files were filmed in Vancouver which is where ReBoot was being made.

Does this show have any panty shots of scully? If so, they should be posted haha

>>713860494
I can't find proof because it just gives me shit about a new xfiles reboot I didn't know was happening and now I am very upset

I am officially reopening the Sexfiles

>>713860558
In episode 1 she's just in her bra and panties at one point

>>713860834
>New X-Files reboot
what

>>713860947
Some darkie is redoing it, of course with an all black cast. Same thing they tried to pull with the Twilight Zone

>>713860834
>>713860947
Ryan Coogler, director of Black Panther and Sinners, is doing an X Files reboot where Mulder and Scully will be african american

>>713861015
>Same thing they tried to pull with the Twilight Zone
That was truly embarrassing

>>713860898
>only in episode 1
I hate how shows do this. I've watched so many anime that start off strong with hot fanservice in the first episodes and then have zero fanservice for the rest.

Any torrents to find 1080p versions for all seasons?

>>713841349 (OP)
I cant believe I thought this chick was unattractive when I was younger. What a retard I was. I'd fucking LOVE a 25 year old skully wife right now.

I hate David Duchovny. Robert Patrick mogged him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgEN1t4jPRE
yjk

>>713861147
Yeah just look on 1337x

>>713861792
cmon dude Robert Patrick was surprisingly good but Mulder is the GOAT

>>713845326
>Hidden Skinner scenario unlocked by S ranking all the scenarios
>The enemies are all prostitutes
>Skinner has no guns, but a whole array of whore stomping, hooker neck snapping melee moves

>>713856886
Didn't Scully voice that wolf

>>713863082
Kek!

Thanks Scullybros... it was a good thread

>>713847174
im 30 and i still skip the intro every time because of this fucker

>>713844508
everything in this image is better than anything the human race has created in the last 20 years.
and thats a fact.

>>713841349 (OP)
I saw Bigfoot in Pacific Drive

>>713846231
>She wasn't that hot in the early seasons.
fag

>>713846895
ROLL

>>713847238
her milf/hag aura is LITERALLY RAPING that walled cunt behind her.
in absolute awe of the lass.

>>713861792
I like him but I hated Reyes. That one quirky autistic blonde agent should have been his partner.

>>713865919
>got Meredith Stout from cyberpunk
im ok with this.

>>713847238
mommy

>>713849195
i wonder how much cum globally was shot onto this double page spread.
its gotta be hundreds of liters right?

>>713846895
For me, it's 2001 slutmaxxing

>>713852324
>skinny jack black isnt real he cant hurt you

>>713861046
Jesus Christ do they hate gingers that much they had to nuke the entire show?

>>713866347
im getting sin episodes emergence vibes

The 40 minute episodes are too long.

For me it's Melissa

Guys what episode was the one where satanic people gangbanger a girl and killed her babies?

I'm going to stroke my small peepee at a steady rate until I shoot white goo if you know what I mean

>>713866873
I don't even remember most episode descriptions anymore, it's been 9 years since I last watched it. Maybe it's a sign I should rewatch it, maybe it'll feel new.

>>713846702
Weren't David Duchovny and Anderson both actual nymphos who had to get therapy for it?

>>713866873
Die Hand Die Verletzt. Very Silent Hill-ish with a cult pulling the strings in a foggy little town.

>>713841349 (OP)
Fine I'll rewatch X-Files for the first time in a decade, I want to have sex with Scully so bad my dick hurts.

>>713842693

Her and Gates McFadden were my TV crush back then

>>713868432
a man of good taste

This is a hot take but I would have sex with Gillian Anderson. Actually, since it's such a hot take, I call dibs on her.

>>713857345
>>713858929
It's really good. Charisma Carpenter and Michelle Gellar owe me sex.

I was in love with a girl who looks uncannily like Gillian Anderson and I fucked it up bros. This thread brings me pain and joy in equal measure, much like she does.

>>713869937
im in love with a girl who kind of looks like Gillian Anderson rn

>>713870359
I hope you can succeed where I could not, anon. If she tells you religion is very important to her, do not stick to your principles. Just convert.

>>713844508
It was a show that came out at right time. The early 90s where technology was fairly modern and still familiar by todays standards, but people and locations were still isolated enough that alien and paranormal sightings were believable, regardless if they actually happened or not.

>>713870763
sadly she doesn't like me back
>she tells you religion is very important to her
dodged a bullet imo

>>713870902
That was my cope for a long time but these days I think I could live with spending Sunday mornings small talking with NPCs if it meant I got to do it with her. Sorry it didn't work for you either.

>>713846231
>She wasn't that hot in the early seasons
I didn't know it was physically possible to be this wrong.

>>713858514
>

>>713846895
She looks the most like my mom in 2006 so I'll go with that one.

>>713841349 (OP)
for me it's Beyond the Sea

>>713861046
>x-files netflix edition
Something literally no one asked for.

>>713858057
And she had a massive vore fetish

Sex

>>713874223
>That post credits Hannibal scene

>>713863082
Skinner is an inspiration for us bald guys. Shame he took the basedboy shave bald pill in the new season

>thread is still up

Nice. Thank you, jannies.

>>713845914
Millennium is also really comfy even though it's more somber and serious than X files.

Any fellow /x/-philes in here? I miss the old days so badly.

>>713842693
AND HE GOT TO LIGHT YOUR CIGARETTE

>>713882046
those days are so old now, they might as well have never existed
I really do miss the oc...

I gave up on trying to make the title into something funny for attention.
That song about david duchovny thats wall to wall cameos from that era`s celebrities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wijp4-3giNw

>>713882724
He's dreamy.

I'm excited

>>713882532
It's nuts. I remember being 17 so vividly, making some of the first Slenderman posts, taking pictures of my woods and acting like he was in the background and other anons either going along with it or being fooled. Reading the Vox and King Beau stories and all of the early creepypastas. That one time an anon explored an abandoned house near him and found dead homeless man sitting on the armchair. Reading about the occult for the first time in earnest, trying rituals with giddiness. Early Boystown and related conspiracies. All the deep sea threads where I ended up making a reference library because finding the names of these fish was incredibly hard back then. Making the /x/ Volume soundtracks for the board. Walking around the outskirts of my town listening to Mysterious Universe as the sun set.

Such good times.

>>713882991
ayy lmao

>>713841463

>>713842212
She will have so much great porno with that design

>>713882991
>scully figure
I'll buy a hat and eat it if there isn't hotglue pics on the internet day 1 or earlier.

>>713883552
Agents: guess we'll die.

>>713883281
Also, on that, the nuttiest thing is seeing the fallout from those things, either the fact their was a Slenderman stabbing and a Hollywood movie, or all the Q Anon stuff. I was walking through my old neighbourhood in South London about 5 years ago and saw a pop up Halloween shop that had Slenderman, Jeff the Killer and fucking Zalgo costumes.

>>713883501
She's a rapebait character, so yeah that's a given.

>>713849195
>Closer encounters
>Photo of half-naked GA's closeup
Can this era of normalized sexuality and sexual word play come back?

>>713883742
She reminds me of Selina Kyle in Batman Returns before she became Catwoman.

>>713841349 (OP)
It doesn't matter how old she or Julianne Moore gets...I'm gonna always want to cum in them, no pull out ever.

>>713883868
>>713842212
Reminds me of my wife Misty from Yellowjackets.

>>713885076

>>713842212
Yeah she's "special" alright

I love her

My kulli in Scully. Benis in Bagina.

I can't wait for corporations to start exploiting video and story-generating AIs for commercial purposes, so I can finally have my dream maker where I can generate stories for my own consumption, where I'm investigating with Dana Scully but always find a way to end the investigation with her sucking my dick in one way or another.
How will video games compete with this technology? They won't, at least not with normalfags. In fact, it will be the salvation of games. The retards will migrate to dream makers and leave games back to those who actually want to play something instead of experiencing photorealistic narratives.

>>713843078
It's wild to think this was his first high profile role in film/tv

>>713871983
It's my favorite episode, Brad Dourif is amazing in that one

>>713885076
literally me

>>713883743
Why did he hit that pose? Was it autism?

Honestly it is kind of amazing how many chuds here have such a good taste and appreciate Scully

I've seen a really funny comic of Scully he ass probed by aliens and yet she was still saying that aliens are nonsense and fake.
Anyone has that?

>>713847056
>>713890980

>>713890691

>>713882046
>>713882532
What's it been, like twelve years since that board became a woowoo retard haven? Good things never last.

>>713890980
it is posted early in thread>>713847056

>>713842693
>asks for a match
>gets lighters instead

>>713842693
>chuck was a spook before he went crazy about electricity frying his brain
bravo vince

>>713846895
For me it's 1992-2021
god I love her

X-files was so fucking good when it came out. It's timing was so perfect. Literally impossible to release make anything like that today.

>>713883281
remember that "cuckoo house" creepypasta? I wish the anon who wrote it the very best, man, teenager me loved it

>>713858929
It gets good in season 2.

>>713851207
i usually enjoy the stupid episodes
this was too stupid for me and had to stop

>>713883410
>NANOMACHINES, SON!

>>713851283
>Hitler was right

>>713894952
Mulder gets handed this in an episode unironically

>>713846895
aged like finest wine

>>713895461
>fucking a simple looping gif
one job

>>713883552
This was one of the scariest motw as a kid, I'm not sure why because the sfx aren't even that good and almost look silly. I guess the idea of a man-eating swarm combined with a dark forest setting just trigger something in the brain.

>>713895649
Many of the top tier motw episodes ran on pure atmosphere that absolved any flaw they might otherwise have had.

>>713895461
kek

>>713895756
Absolutely. X-Files at its best knew that suggestion > spectacle. The lighting, music, and that cold BC fog could make even a guy in a bad rubber suit feel like cosmic horror. It's why "Darkness Falls" still gives me the creeps even though it's just glowing CGI bugs.