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Anonymous No.713841667 [Report] >>713841679 >>713841897 >>713841951 >>713843465 >>713844765 >>713850063 >>713850149 >>713851129 >>713867061 >>713868268 >>713871198
Nintendo announce DK Barrel Cushion with "Banana Hole".
https://gonintendo.com/contents/50255-nintendo-releases-new-donkey-kong-merch-including-a-barrel-cushion
Anonymous No.713841679 [Report] >>713841758 >>713869685
>>713841667 (OP)
Anonymous No.713841758 [Report] >>713841869 >>713865763
>>713841679
Anonymous No.713841869 [Report]
>>713841758
Time to peel my plantains for this one, but why room for only one? You could fit three in there, hell make room so that there's many
Anonymous No.713841897 [Report] >>713868065
>>713841667 (OP)
I am going to rape whoever made this
Anonymous No.713841951 [Report]
>>713841667 (OP)
>Banana Hole
Anonymous No.713842998 [Report]
I can't fap to this.
Barrels have no emotion.
Anonymous No.713843465 [Report]
>>713841667 (OP)
Oh my god, did they really not realize what they've created? Are they that sheltered?
Anonymous No.713844412 [Report] >>713865763 >>713865898 >>713868787 >>713870757
Anonymous No.713844607 [Report] >>713844669
BLOW EM UP
PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE
GET READY TO HAVE
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
Anonymous No.713844669 [Report]
>>713844607
more fun than a pillow fight
Anonymous No.713844758 [Report]
It looks delicious desu
Anonymous No.713844765 [Report] >>713845296
>>713841667 (OP)
Do not stick your penis in the banana hole
Anonymous No.713844806 [Report]
Dong Status: Expanded
Anonymous No.713845296 [Report] >>713869618
>>713844765
>make a barrel with a banana hole
>people stick their penis there
>"NO!"
A true Oppenheimer moment.
Anonymous No.713847653 [Report] >>713855273 >>713869741 >>713871626
I don't think DK's banana would fit in that hole
Anonymous No.713850063 [Report] >>713850813 >>713859665
>>713841667 (OP)
There was once a preorder kit for a game that included toiler paper. Who would like to guess which game? (pic not related)
Anonymous No.713850149 [Report]
>>713841667 (OP)
I'm holding out until the Princess Peach cushion with banana hole
Anonymous No.713850813 [Report] >>713851714 >>713853302 >>713862179 >>713865405 >>713871496
>>713850063
Anonymous No.713851129 [Report]
>>713841667 (OP)
I need this.
Anonymous No.713851714 [Report] >>713869905
>>713850813
there's a lot to unpack here
Anonymous No.713853302 [Report] >>713855879
>>713850813
Somehow the green apple soda is the worst part of this
Anonymous No.713855273 [Report] >>713865106
>>713847653
There's a hole on the other side too.
Anonymous No.713855879 [Report]
>>713853302
Clearly you haven't played Starfox Adventures.
Anonymous No.713857523 [Report] >>713866146 >>713866834 >>713866942 >>713867403
Weird vidya products thread?
Anonymous No.713859665 [Report]
>>713850063
No More Heroes 1 obviously
Anonymous No.713862179 [Report]
>>713850813
Correct. You definitely needed that toilet paper and the air freshener to make it though the tutorial.
Anonymous No.713865030 [Report]
everything reminds me of her
Anonymous No.713865106 [Report]
>>713855273
coop mode
Anonymous No.713865209 [Report] >>713865264 >>713868968
The foul demon has returned from the depths of hell
Anonymous No.713865264 [Report] >>713865414 >>713865468
>>713865209
why do you have that saved?
Anonymous No.713865405 [Report]
>>713850813
Was this a press kit for reviewers? This couldn't have been a preorder bonus.
Anonymous No.713865414 [Report] >>713865482
>>713865264
That is history anon, the question is why dont YOU have it saved??
Anonymous No.713865468 [Report]
>>713865264
I google image searched just now
Anonymous No.713865482 [Report] >>713865676 >>713866831 >>713867289 >>713868825
>>713865414
Because I rather have things I enjoy and have better taste.
You are a hoarder of weirdo shit that when you die people will see pics like that and think you were into it.
Anonymous No.713865676 [Report] >>713865779
>>713865482
>on 4chan
>care about what other people think
>specifically about him
>AFTER DEATH
Roodypoo
Anonymous No.713865690 [Report]
Anonymous No.713865763 [Report]
>>713844412
>>713841758
B... BIG
Anonymous No.713865779 [Report] >>713865954
>>713865676
The only people who don't care are people who have no reputation to honor. You're just admitting you're a loser with no purpose or legacy.
>But you're on 4chan!
And? It's a website.
Anonymous No.713865898 [Report]
>>713844412
If this comes stateside I might buy it for those quick power naps.
Anonymous No.713865954 [Report] >>713866243
>>713865779
>You're just admitting
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Anonymous No.713866146 [Report]
>>713857523
part of nintendo's fucking bizarre attempt at marketing earthbound as a "gross" game (or outright shitty, "This Game Stinks!") was some scratch-and-sniff cards based on game enemies or characters

one of them was a name-that-smell card you could mail in to nintendo and you'd get mailed back a mach pizza car air freshener if you won
Anonymous No.713866243 [Report] >>713866354
>>713865954
>Are works of fiction.
That about sums up anything you probably accomplished irl.
Anonymous No.713866274 [Report]
It is me Beats.
I want one.
Anonymous No.713866354 [Report] >>713866506
>>713866243
What's with the hate boner? It's bad for your blood pressure anon
Anonymous No.713866506 [Report] >>713866606 >>713866621
>>713866354
So is sitting on a website for years thinking it's some sort of secret clubhouse but in reality it's the only way you can socialize because people don't like you irl.
Doesn't seem to be stopping you.
Anonymous No.713866606 [Report] >>713866683
>>713866506
>cry about hoarding
>cry about it not mattering
>cry about secret clubhouses
>cry about how it's everybody else that is a stand-offish and pathetic nog
get a better posting gimmick
Anonymous No.713866621 [Report] >>713866683
>>713866506
Your fanfic of me is so negative, off-the-mark and sweaty, but still kind of flattering desu
Anonymous No.713866683 [Report] >>713866725 >>713866846
>>713866606
>Calls it a gimmick
>Doesn't tell me I'm wrong.
Truth must sting a little.

>>713866621
You're here on a Saturday morning, like any other Saturday morning.
Anonymous No.713866725 [Report] >>713866796
>>713866683
>you're here
so are you
Anonymous No.713866796 [Report] >>713866882
>>713866725
Yes I'm visiting. You live here. There's a difference.
Anonymous No.713866831 [Report] >>713866907
>>713865482
>save a funny pic of a fleshlight pony plushie some autist fucks to post it to laugh at
>wow bro ur so weird like... umm can't you just enjoy life dude...
Reflect upon your behavior and stop
Anonymous No.713866834 [Report] >>713867201 >>713867665
>>713857523
Sonic is no stranger to weird products
Anonymous No.713866846 [Report] >>713866907
>>713866683
>morning
You got your wires crossed, anon. Happens to the best of us
Anonymous No.713866882 [Report] >>713867068 >>713872009
>>713866796
no anon-kun i will not let you purposefully misinterpret it so you look good in the exchange

you are also here, having this conversation, at this point in time, and your fairweather nature is both irrelevant and its pointing out is juvenile

"i'm laughing at you actually" is the first stopping point for every troll 4chan has ever had and you are boldly going where billions of malformed brazilians and slack-jawed neo nazis have gone before
Anonymous No.713866907 [Report] >>713866958 >>713867091 >>713867787
>>713866831
Nah, I rather actually focus on my hobby. You kids rather meme like the children you mentally are.

>>713866846
I'd be surprised you don't know what time zones are, but your generation thinks dudes can be chicks.
Anonymous No.713866942 [Report]
>>713857523
Anonymous No.713866958 [Report] >>713867068
>>713866907
You sound like a 14 year old who is trying really hard to sound mature
Anonymous No.713867031 [Report]
Anonymous No.713867061 [Report] >>713869569
>>713841667 (OP)
It's not a banana hole, it's a muff.
Anonymous No.713867064 [Report]
>entire market for passing out in your pod
oh japan
Anonymous No.713867068 [Report] >>713867131 >>713867184 >>713867191 >>713867225 >>713867249
>>713866882
How many hours do you waste here?
We can easily prove my point. You live here, you even have pics saved to react because you "socialize" so much on here.
You're on a slightly better GameFaqs because you can curse and post pictures. Not exactly a flex like you think you're having here.
Sad part is, this so called "board" just waifu post and post stupid childish bullshit than the actual topic of said hobby.
Atleast GameFaqs actually talks about video games.

>>713866958
I "sound" 14 year olds? Well for starters this is text so the "voices" you're hearing are in your head.
So if they sound 14, I think you need to ask yourself why you're making people sound like a 14 year old.
Anonymous No.713867091 [Report] >>713867154
>>713866907
>dudes can be chicks.
What does any of this have to do with trannys? Anon...
Anonymous No.713867131 [Report] >>713867208
>>713867068
obvious bait is obvious, kill yourself very fast
Anonymous No.713867154 [Report] >>713867357
>>713867091
Well if you did not have the reading ability of a black you would know exactly what I said and why I said it.
Anonymous No.713867184 [Report]
>>713867068
Sense of humor of a 14 year old too
Anonymous No.713867191 [Report]
>>713867068
>Atleast GameFaqs
Not even Gfaqs would accept your ilk lmao
Anonymous No.713867201 [Report] >>713870446
>>713866834
The problem with painting food blue is that it makes it unappetizing.
Anonymous No.713867208 [Report] >>713867369
>>713867131
If it was bait, and you replied, doesn't that make it successful?
Oh wait, you don't know what success looks like.
Anonymous No.713867225 [Report] >>713867394
>>713867068
>I "sound" 14 year olds? Well for starters this is text so the "voices" you're hearing are in your head.
are you autistic or just ESL
Anonymous No.713867249 [Report] >>713867316 >>713867394
>>713867068
Can't tell if bait or actual ESL child
Anonymous No.713867289 [Report] >>713867394
>>713865482
>WHAT IF YOUR FAMILY BOOTS INTO A LINUX LIVE USB TO SNOOP ON YOUR HARD DRIVES AFTER YOU DIE
Anonymous No.713867316 [Report] >>713867394
>>713867249
Considering what sparked it, probably unironically the latter. Nobody starts baiting about something this random
Anonymous No.713867357 [Report]
>>713867154
>reading ability of a black
You're lost in the banana sauce, anon-kun. Please, return to monke
Anonymous No.713867369 [Report] >>713867457
>>713867208
SIGH
what a retard you are.
Anonymous No.713867394 [Report] >>713867461 >>713867648 >>713867703
>>713867225
>>713867249
Imagine not being able to read words in your own language yet insist on being on a site primarily of text.

>>713867289
People do go through things after people are deceased. Or they sell your stuff and may not delete your stuff.

>>713867316
Oh, we got ourselves a Sherlock here. Let me guess, you're just hiding your intellect and decided to be a loser in life on purpose? Denying us from being graced by your superior insight?
Anonymous No.713867403 [Report] >>713871591
>>713857523
I'm sure all the 3,000 people who bought the limited edition of this game were bought by girls, right? No guy would buy a collector's edition with panties in them, right?
Anonymous No.713867457 [Report]
>>713867369
If I was baiting that's twice now.
You're one dumb fucking fish if I'm baiting.
Anonymous No.713867461 [Report] >>713867526
>>713867394
you should find a dictionary before you try SOUNDING smart
Anonymous No.713867526 [Report]
>>713867461
I said nothing incorrect. If i sound a way via text, you added that tone and sound in your head. I had no part in that.
So if you have 14 year olds in your headspace, why?
Anonymous No.713867648 [Report] >>713867672
>>713867394
be honest, how old are you little buddy
Anonymous No.713867665 [Report]
>>713866834
>no Sonic Spaghetti-Os
Anonymous No.713867672 [Report] >>713867787
>>713867648
There's that accusation I'm a kid.
Starting to piece together you people are likely pedos. You got kids on the mind.
Anonymous No.713867703 [Report] >>713867773
>>713867394
>Oh, we got ourselves a Sherlock here
>bitches about other anons intelligence
>spews this shit on the keyboard
>willing posts it
What a lively one!
Anonymous No.713867773 [Report] >>713867825
>>713867703
I noticed you didn't answer my question.
Anonymous No.713867787 [Report] >>713867880
>>713867672

>>713866907
>You kids rather meme like the children

you have a pretty short memory
Anonymous No.713867801 [Report]
>headspace
oh yeah this is definitely a little mulatto kid lmao
Anonymous No.713867825 [Report] >>713867880
>>713867773
What question was that? I haven't been asked anything, retard-kun
Anonymous No.713867880 [Report] >>713867925 >>713867981 >>713868030
>>713867787
No my memory is just fine. Because I am exposing underage people or mentally immature manchildren who should not be interacting with people on the internet without an actual adult around.
If anything I'm spreading awareness in hopes your handler is near to keep this board autism free.

>>713867825
>Doesn't know what "?" is.
I'd ask how you passed school but they just probably knew you were going to hopeless anyways.
Anonymous No.713867925 [Report] >>713867963
>>713867880
try r/teenagers bro
Anonymous No.713867963 [Report] >>713868162
>>713867925
Why do you know that exists? Do you go there? If so, why?
Anonymous No.713867981 [Report] >>713868045
>>713867880
There's that accusation I'm a kid.
Starting to piece together you people are likely pedos. You got kids on the mind.
Anonymous No.713868030 [Report] >>713868090
>>713867880
>hopeless
It was bold of you to assume it was even me responding. I'm a different anon that was blown away by how retarded your slack jawed rambling has become. It's impressive really. But do keep going, it's not good for your karma though!
Anonymous No.713868045 [Report]
>>713867981
Good job cherry picking what I said to twist to make a huge "gotcha" moment.
Sad part is, it doesn't mean anything. No one cares what "owned" comment you're going to make after I leave or the thread dies.
Even in the digital realm your accomplishments are pointless.
Anonymous No.713868065 [Report]
>>713841897
In Minecraft, right?
Anonymous No.713868090 [Report] >>713868258
>>713868030
>It was bold of you to assume it was even me responding.
You're right, I should have assumed some other social retard uppity conversational hijacking fuckwit would have the nerve to declare he wasn't the same anon or not.
Anonymous No.713868162 [Report] >>713868196
>>713867963
But you also know it exists. Why do you know it exists?
Anonymous No.713868196 [Report] >>713868349
>>713868162
I only am aware of it because I was just informed of it.
Anonymous No.713868202 [Report] >>713868292
>pedos pedos pedos
No wonder he's feeling on top of the world right now, he's fresh off his first visit to KF and heckin enlightened
Anonymous No.713868258 [Report] >>713868292
>>713868090
I mean, you're the one having a legendary meltie with several of your very own comrades (you're here by choice remember) poking the proverbial bear.
Anonymous No.713868268 [Report]
>>713841667 (OP)
I'm checking out of this thread, but anons, I expect one of you to fucking deliver. Possbily dressed as donkey kong. Do it in /b/ or the /trash/ if you have to.

Dressed as pauline, either big or small would also be acceptable.
Anonymous No.713868292 [Report] >>713868363 >>713868534
>>713868202
>>713868258
Well let's see
Making a thread on a SFW board about sexualizing items from a company aimed for children.
That right there speaks for itself doesn't it?
Anonymous No.713868349 [Report] >>713868406
>>713868196
See, people learn things exist sometimes. You don't have to be an incredulous retard each time someone mentions something and act like he must be into it because he knows it exists
I'm teaching you a lot of things, feeling a bit fatherly, sorry you're growing up without one btw
Anonymous No.713868363 [Report] >>713868406
>>713868292
Hope Josh sees this bro
Anonymous No.713868406 [Report] >>713868559
>>713868349
Why do you know it exists though? Why would someone inform you a teenage centric thing like that exists?

>>713868363
I noticed you failed to admit I'm right. Must be that immature fragile ego of yours.
Anonymous No.713868534 [Report] >>713868589
>>713868292
>sexualizing
OP posted an image and link. It looks a bit odd to me as a product (Soccem Boppers were before your time!), but now you're the one finding it innately sexual? I'm beginning to think you're a bit of a pest, trying to ruffle feathers. Disingenuous behavior, did someone from Reddit put you up to this cheeky behavior? I'm sure you're having a proper barrel of fun!
Anonymous No.713868559 [Report] >>713868589
>>713868406
>Why do you know it exists though?
Why do YOU know it exists?
Anonymous No.713868589 [Report] >>713868649 >>713868904
>>713868534
So we're going to ignore his comment too? Oh wait, that'd totally prove my point. We wouldn't want me to be right now would we?

>>713868559
I already answered that.
Anonymous No.713868649 [Report] >>713868675
>>713868589
No, you never explained why someone would inform you a teenage centric thing like that exists
Anonymous No.713868675 [Report] >>713868732
>>713868649
It's not my problem if you don't want to follow the string of replies.
I know you're lazy, but there's a limit.
Anonymous No.713868732 [Report] >>713868807
>>713868675
So why do you keep asking me shit I already answered though?
Anonymous No.713868787 [Report] >>713870757
>>713844412
Wait a second that's too big for my bannana
Anonymous No.713868807 [Report] >>713868874
>>713868732
You said you were aware it exists but you never explained how you found out or why it exists.
Anonymous No.713868825 [Report] >>713868879
>>713865482
why are zoomers such puritan moralfags
Anonymous No.713868874 [Report] >>713868960
>>713868807
I already answered that, stop being lazy
Anonymous No.713868879 [Report] >>713868943 >>713868979
>>713868825
Why are self proclaimed adults think anarchy is a good idea?
Anonymous No.713868904 [Report] >>713868960
>>713868589
>my point
Anon, the objective of this place is to have a discussion, not screech at one another like howler monke. Why are you this way? Are you potassium deficient? You ruined a perfectly good thread by thumping your chest and trying to defend some imagined honor in all your teenage hubris. Very unbecoming.
Anonymous No.713868943 [Report] >>713868992
>>713868879
do they not teach english in mexico anymore goddam
Anonymous No.713868960 [Report] >>713869206
>>713868874
I already knew you were into kids. You didn't have to make it more obvious multiple times.

>>713868904
>Anon, the objective of this place is to have a discussion
And this place has rules and this thread not only violates that rule but allows autism to run rampant.
Anonymous No.713868968 [Report]
>>713865209
Don't want a blowup doll, no fleshlight Lyra plush
I want a dakimakura with boobies I can smush
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/630920
Anonymous No.713868979 [Report] >>713869041
>>713868879
>are self proclaimed adults think
dios mio
Anonymous No.713868992 [Report] >>713869091
>>713868943
I made no errors writing that. You're legit stupid.
Anonymous No.713869041 [Report] >>713869091
>>713868979
And this is why you'll never amount to anything.
>Ha ha you made an error!
Ok? So what? Jesus christ you people are losers.
Anonymous No.713869091 [Report] >>713869168
>>713868992
>>713869041
If this is a larp you're mentally ill
if this is for real you're the most retarded kid I've seen post here
Anonymous No.713869168 [Report]
>>713869091
>You're mentally ill
>Not the guys who want to fuck ponies or a pillow
>Not the guys who jerk off to drawings
>Not the guys who live on a website instead of getting a life.
>Not the guys who complain about their life yet sit on shit sites like this and waste time.
>Not the guys who act half their age.
Yeah, you might want to leave the diagnosing to the actual professionals.
Anonymous No.713869206 [Report] >>713869242
>>713868960
>has rules
I don't even know how to respond to this or your line of thinking. I feel less intelligent for having indulged this miscreant behavior for so long. You owe me a banana milkshake, bub.
Anonymous No.713869242 [Report] >>713869296 >>713869410
>>713869206
>Claims he doesn't know how to respond.
>Continues after that statement.
Anonymous No.713869296 [Report] >>713869324
>>713869242
who are you quoting
Anonymous No.713869324 [Report] >>713869402
>>713869296
>Thinks greentexting means you're quoting.
Anonymous No.713869402 [Report] >>713869496
>>713869324
i love newfriends
Anonymous No.713869410 [Report] >>713869496 >>713869496
>>713869242
>doesn't know how
>tries anyway
Out of the kindness of my heart for you and this prolonged meltdown. What now? Play an actual video game? Take this back to GameFAQs?
Anonymous No.713869496 [Report] >>713869581 >>713869593
>>713869402
So he's new too? >>713869410
Also imagining bragging you live here. That's pathetic.

>>713869410
>Play an actual video game?
Crazy idea, talk about actual video games on a board about video games.
Anonymous No.713869567 [Report]
God remember going through this phase? Like that stickmen on a train pic
Anonymous No.713869569 [Report]
>>713867061
Is that what the British call it?
Anonymous No.713869581 [Report] >>713869604
>>713869496
is ifunny any good
Anonymous No.713869593 [Report] >>713869668
>>713869496
>video games.
I'm the one trying to figure out what your favorite damn Donkey Kong game is, lil bro.
Anonymous No.713869604 [Report]
>>713869581
I never heard of that game.
Anonymous No.713869618 [Report]
>>713845296

Why would anyone stick their penis in a hole for bananas??
Anonymous No.713869668 [Report] >>713869784
>>713869593
No wonder why you're single, you can't tell when someone doesn't want to engage in conversation with you.
Anonymous No.713869685 [Report]
>>713841679
I want to have oral SEX with an pillow!!!!!
Anonymous No.713869741 [Report] >>713870025
>>713847653
What the hell is this bishonen ass Diddy Kong
Anonymous No.713869784 [Report] >>713869862
>>713869668
What does my relationship status have to do with anything? And why do you keep responding then? Moreover, why are you in the KONG thread? My favorite is unironically DKC2
Anonymous No.713869862 [Report] >>713869989
>>713869784
>What does my relationship status have to do with anything?
Literally just made it obvious and you reply AGAIN. You learn nothing.
Anonymous No.713869905 [Report] >>713869927
>>713851714
no? it's only five things
Anonymous No.713869927 [Report]
>>713869905
Jej
Anonymous No.713869989 [Report]
>>713869862
Wouldn't exactly say I come to glorious 4ch to learn. I will say though, Tropical Freeze is my second favorite.
Anonymous No.713870025 [Report] >>713870056
>>713869741
How new are you?
Anonymous No.713870056 [Report] >>713870096 >>713870220
>>713870025
How pathetic are you for even knowing about it?
Anonymous No.713870096 [Report] >>713870118
>>713870056
You also know about it though
Anonymous No.713870118 [Report] >>713870220 >>713870221 >>713870340
>>713870096
I don't.
Anonymous No.713870220 [Report]
>>713870118
>>713870056
I dont. Its very obviously cropped porn.
Anonymous No.713870221 [Report]
>>713870118
Never grow up lmao
Anonymous No.713870248 [Report]
Merchandise?
Anonymous No.713870340 [Report]
>>713870118
I don't either
Anonymous No.713870446 [Report] >>713870481
>>713867201
Only if you're a mouth breathing troglodyte.
If you were capable of thinking properly, you would realise that 90% of easy to make food looks like dog vomit and that the colour of your food doesn't really matter as long as it tastes good and doesn't make you sick.
Anonymous No.713870481 [Report] >>713870631
>>713870446
Why do you know what dog vomit looks like you actual weirdo?
Anonymous No.713870631 [Report] >>713870850
>>713870481
Because I've owned and looked after multiple dogs over the years, and most of those dogs have thrown up at least once in a place where I needed to clean it up.
Anonymous No.713870757 [Report]
>>713844412
>>713868787
It's like throwing a banana down a barrel, as they say
Anonymous No.713870850 [Report] >>713870967 >>713871268 >>713871268
>>713870631
And that excuses you making your life all about their vomit? Just be normal. There's no reason for you to be so concerned with what dog vomit looks like, get some better interests
Anonymous No.713870967 [Report] >>713871059
>>713870850
What is even the point of these comments? You're being obnoxious to make some retard counter point.
Anonymous No.713871059 [Report] >>713871146
>>713870967
just leave him. i think it's a neet. couldn't be a disgruntled 9-5 tranny. so, my guess is he is a right winger who sucks some dicks here n there
Anonymous No.713871146 [Report] >>713871273
>>713871059
I don't remember asking for your input or "advice"
>Must be a right winger.
Least he's not a leftist who wants to slice his dick up like a lunatic.
Anonymous No.713871198 [Report] >>713871560
>>713841667 (OP)
I am going to be the first person to fuck this barrel, what will it take to insure I get my product first?
Anonymous No.713871268 [Report]
>>713870850
>>713870850
It seems like you're really insecure about things, anon.
Are you sure you don't want any of my lovely and fresh green eggs and ham?
I actually made it a few times when I was a teen. I dyed the ham and egg yolks.
Dyeing food is pretty fun, especially when you do it to fuck with people or make a dish where everything on the plate is the same colour.
Anonymous No.713871273 [Report] >>713871389
>>713871146
now that's what i call a newfag. that was a 4/100 bait.now go back and take knife and slit your throat you doubletripleniggerfaggot
go to your wife and moan about me. oh wait... right. neet and unfucked for 10+y
Anonymous No.713871389 [Report] >>713871459
>>713871273
Found the leftist tranny.
Anonymous No.713871459 [Report] >>713871502
>>713871389
i would suck your dick tough. no homo.cmon i know you want it. when was the last time you paid a "chick" to suck your "dick"?
Anonymous No.713871496 [Report]
>>713850813
imagine the aroma.
Anonymous No.713871502 [Report] >>713871553
>>713871459
>"chick"
Translation: Mentally ill leftist who thinks slicing up a man's dick somehow should be encouraged
Anonymous No.713871553 [Report] >>713871629
>>713871502
yeah. what else are you doing with yours? don't tell me fullfilling your biological purpose. oh, don't make me laugh. so why not just snip it off, if you don't use it?
Anonymous No.713871560 [Report] >>713871721
>>713871198
You must gather the Five Pieces of Dong to achieve such a goal. Once assembled, stick 'em up yo ass and run the train
Anonymous No.713871591 [Report]
>>713867403
Who was this game even for?
Anonymous No.713871626 [Report] >>713871676
>>713847653
anon, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU JERK OFF TO?!!!!
Anonymous No.713871629 [Report] >>713871732
>>713871553
I could ask you why even have a brain if you're using it to be obnoxious? You're not using it properly.
Anonymous No.713871676 [Report]
>>713871626
The normalisation of furries has been a net negative for all aspects of society, especially the random porn posted by anons.
Anonymous No.713871721 [Report] >>713871842
>>713871560
ok!
Anonymous No.713871732 [Report]
>>713871629
sorry, thought the thread derailed already. i'm sorry and i hope you have a great day.
Anonymous No.713871773 [Report] >>713871805 >>713872206
What tendies get an officially licensed onahole?!when do us snoys get an onahole?!?!
Anonymous No.713871805 [Report]
>>713871773
We don't need onaholes, we can get real women.
Anonymous No.713871808 [Report] >>713871857 >>713871992
>thread starts as interestly weird or bizzare gaming merch/launch items
>niggers ruin it because one faggot melts down over a mlp fuck plush
You all need to feel shame over this.
You are why /v/ is so shit.
Anonymous No.713871842 [Report]
>>713871721
/thread
Anonymous No.713871857 [Report] >>713871992
>>713871808
>You should feel bad for not allowing autism to run rampant.
No, I don't feel bad. This site is shit because failed men don't know how to behave.
Anonymous No.713871874 [Report] >>713871940
I'm probably lost already, but that does look too much like an onahole
Anonymous No.713871940 [Report]
>>713871874
Is this fan service? Does nintendo want their fans to fuck the barrel..... Shiggy-san what is that you want us to do?
Anonymous No.713871992 [Report] >>713872194
>>713871808
>>713871857
*ahem
go back
Anonymous No.713872009 [Report]
>>713866882
Hey little buddy!
Anonymous No.713872194 [Report]
>>713871992
He has nowhere to go, he's lil bro and attached to all his older anons. He's mulatto, please understand. Still hasn't told us his favorite Donkey Kong. Sad!
Anonymous No.713872206 [Report]
>>713871773