Thread 713841824

Why make it look like the car is almost flipping over every single time I cut a corner? It tells my brain that something I'm doing is wrong and it removes all sense of slickness

It made sense in 7 because water would to that but on the road it just looks wrong

>>713841824 (OP)
should be only light cars that do it, not a fan either

because you bought it for $80

>>713841824 (OP)
Games today are made by retarded millennials who have no idea what they are doing.

Doesn't make sense with water either, IMHO.

But I still kind of aplaud them for daring to make it look so wrong.

>>713841824 (OP)
In real life it can happen that a kart or especially a buggy comes off the ground a bit (usually just the front wheel) but yeah dunno where they get the idea from that it's that extreme and consistent

>>713843431
It's a wacky videogame bro

>>713841824 (OP)
the SLICKNESS of mario kart ,':)

>>713844006
yes

>>713841824 (OP)
Calm down son, it's just a videogame, not the real thing

>>713844204
a videogame of WHAT

>>713841824 (OP)
They overanimate everything now because they think it makes up for the outdated graphics.

>>713844204
Animations are important for games, not sure what your point is.

>>713841824 (OP)
they added an changed a bunch of random shit just so peopel can tell it's not mk 8

The answer to every critical question you can possibly ask about a Nintendo product: Because tendies buy anyway.

8snoy meltdown general

>>713844474
and this game have animations, so your point is?

>>713845198
>this game have animations
how much does nintendo pay you pajeet

>>713845017
>Why did Nintendo release Zelda BotW with a framerate that constantly dips below 20 in denser areas?
>because tendies buy anyway
wtf you are right it's like magic

>>713845289
>no response
i accept yout trooncession i guess

>>713845395
>zoom in
the game's main problem are the wide af roads which you can see from space. and i'm not only talking about the intermissions but the real tracks too. people talk so much about how bad intermissions are that the bad track design slips past

>>713845198
Questionable ones, hence threads like this.

>>713845709
it's a deliberate artistic choice on a game that doesnt pretend to look like the real thing

>>713845653
>the wide af roads
There needs to be room for all the players. Besides, all racing games should be more about the corners anyway. Straights don't matter as much.

>>713845813
That doesn't make it good. No one ever asked for this change.

>>713845859
Keeno

>>713845991
And neither makes it bad

>>713846074
In this case it does. OP explained why.

>>713846140
it doesn't, and OP is a retarded faggot as usual

>>713845871
>There needs to be room for all the players.
nigga you can barely find a full lobby and competitive is only 12 players. it makes 0 (ZERO) sense to make all tracks braindead for the low chance that all the players end up in a row next to each other

so we're just crying over every little change now? who fucking cares how much the car tilts when it drifts

>>713846196
It does and you failed to make an argument as to how it doesn't in the 15 posts you made. I'm not reading your next post.

>>713846305
>>713846196

Cope. Nintendo must die. By any means necessary.

Just go and play slop like picrel since you clearly care too much for muh realistic physics, faggot

>>713845871
>There needs to be room for all the players.
If there's some natural law that dictates we need all courses to be four-lane highways when a racing game has 24 cars, then don't give the game fucking 24 cars. I don't even know why they did that. 12 is more than enough

>>713842360
Millennials have no control over media. Gen Xers are still the ones behind everything

>>713846305
Animations are very important for games, it's a better topic than muh open world bad desu

>>713846613
>ETS
>slop
>defending slop kart world
hahahahahah holy fuck tendies are deranged lmao

>>713846257
>for the low chance that all the players end up in a row next to each other
The chance isn't that low on intermission tracks because every noob can drive them easily. So basically they created an ouroboros of two problems that had no reason to exist--each trying to fix the other while actually causing the issue.

>>713846396
This really makes your critiques seem valid and not just the result of a sad man child with a vendetta.

>>713847329
>tendies are so autistic they can't detect the most obvious sarcasm

>>713847395
Sure, Eric.

>>713846613
>eurotruck
>realistic physics
I mean... I WISH.

>>713844370
>They overanimate everything now because they think it makes up for the outdated graphics.
Meanwhile you fags suck off Double Dash where everyone bounces around like they're made of rubber

>>713846305
Visual ques in a visual medium are so important it boggles my mind you would even ask this.

>>713847781
>where everyone bounces around like they're made of rubber
that's literally the look world is going for with cars bending and shit. whoe ven sucks off dd? it just had some nice aesthetic

>>713847908
DD is awesome to play through in co-op and the special items were a nice idea

>>713847908
>that's literally the look world is going for with cars bending and shit
That's my point, retard. You can't screech about World if you're going to defend the previous games where everything was just as cartoony.

>>713848058
i don't remember cars bending in double dash or side wheelies when drifting

I think this is the most autistic complaint I’ve read yet

>>713848013
MK peaked with DD. No opinion on the handhelds which I heard one of them was real good.

16 player LAN DD was insane on 9 lap baby park.

>>713848163
caring about the animations you see the whole time isn't autistic. you are just coping

>>713848352
Honestly all the games have their own strengths. Like fucking N64 is arguably still the best one when it comes to couch multiplayer, especially battle mode

>>713848163
If it doesn't matter, why expend resources to change it? Guess Nintendo are the autists obsessing over nonsense.

>>713849108
I agree with that. I usually will stick with 64 for battle only. Nothing has topped block fort.

>>713841824 (OP)
More of wacky forced soul shit they have been pushing out for the past 2 years to give their reddit fanbase something to shill about

>>713849108
snes mk has the comfiest retro atmosphere and highest solo difficulty
n64 battle mode
gamecube coop
ds missions
wii most fun bikes and good overall with the most depth yet
7 basic but pretty much perfect mk racing experience with good gameplay, tracks, item balance

gba, 8 and world are the most redundant ones desu

>>713849764
>gamecube coop
>drifting

>>713841824 (OP)
>even this harmless thread made nintendo marketers go completely ballistic
holy shit

>>713849764
64 had a worse battle mode than dkr and ds had the best mk battle mode. Battle mode has sucked ever since they added a time limit

>>713850436
DKR's was a clusterfuck. Still a legit game though, its adventure mode shits all over the World.

>>713841824 (OP)
Gives the impression of the cars being bouncy, stretchy cartoon contraptions rather than weighty (if silly) machines. Which is what they seem to be going for on purpose.

>>713850436
n64 still has the best and most iconic maps (frankly ds has block fort but it made it look like shit), the sound design, the ghost thing and it's easier to set up to play on the couch with family or friends than a ds game

>>713841824 (OP)
Whats with that fog everywhere?