>the game is a direct prequel to Mario Odyssey
>the original arcade isn't retconned
>mario, DK, and Pauline are all the children of the original mario DK and Pauline from the arcade game
>Pauline was a child lost from one of the human kingdoms like Peach from the Mario movie
>The Bananza elders are the only ones who stand in Void Co's way
>Void Co cursed Pauline because she has the singing powers of the bananza elders
>King K Rool is the main villain behind Void Co
>The planet core is able to grant wishes
>DK and Pauline race Void Co to the planet core
>Void Kong wants to wish all Kongs to be erased except for him
>Poppy Kong and Grumpy Kong team up with DK to take out Void Kong
>King K Rool reveals himself toward the end of the game
>He explains how after the DKC trilogy the entire race of Kremlings went extinct and is only fossils now
>King K Rool wishes to revive all the Kremlings
>King K Rool succeeds and the Kremlings come back to life across the DK islands
>Pauline uses up all of her singing powers to transform DK into the Ultimate Bananza Kong form which is like a King Kong sized Kaiju to take out King K Rool
>They have a Godzilla VS Kong fight in the planet core which leads to DK punching K Rool all the way to the crust of the planet.
>DK changes his mind, instead of wishing for Bananas he uses the planet core to wish to bring back Pauline's singing voice and they go to New Donk City
>Sequelbait/donkey kong country sequel teased with Kremlings revival

>making up fake lore for mario of all things
god you people are pathetic losers

What is with Tendies writing fanfic then calling it a leak?

>>713844020 (OP)
2good to be true, cool fanfic though, 9/10, needs to be a little lamer paradoxically enough.

>>713844196
valvejeets are tendies. normal people bought a switch 2.

>>713844196
>>713844413
Please stop doing this.

>>713844020 (OP)
Kremlings aren’t happening no matter how much I want it to.

Kremlings will happen again when all of the Nintendo boomers die off and a new generation starts making games.

To come up with the theory that "Pauline" is Mario and Pauline's daughter takes basic deduction skills.

>>713844020 (OP)

>>713844761
>>713844879
they will never have mario canonically impregnate someone

>>713845004
Why not?

>>713845372
Because Mario belongs with Peach

>>713846381
Oh does he?

>>713844020 (OP)
>arcade isn't retconned
>DK is the children of the original DK from the arcade game
Arcade DK is the grandfather if DK, aka Cranky Kong

>>713846713
OP made up a fake leak because he doesn't like the "Mario's daughter" theory.

nintendo fans have the gayest milhouse level forced memes

>>713846713
In the movie he's DK's dad

>>713844020 (OP)
>>713844090
>>713844196
Stop replying to yourself.

>>713846908
"Fat", lmao

>>713844090
his uncle works at Nintendo, dude.

>K. ROOL
I can't wait for the game to come out and not have him show up outside of minor easter eggs so you fags can finally shrivel up and die.

>>713847920
I'll be fine either way. But if it does happen as you predict, you know we'll just be back again next time anyway.

>>713847920
I understand the desire for K Rool to reappear, and I'm not against it either, but if it does I do hope it's in an easter egg instead of as "DA REAL BIG BAD". The fucking Tikis from Returns will always be disappointing but it's been a decade and a half. He got a damn good showing in Smash and everything. I'm over it.

K rool sucks

what if they’re retconning Pauline to be Mario and Luigi’s sister instead

>lore

>>713852872
Yes, lore.

>>713852947
nintendo has no lore

DA SPEEDIEST WAY TO DA BANANZA IS THRU... DA PLANET CORRRRE

>>713854252
Nintendo does have lore.

>mario odyssey shit clone dumb further down for toddlers