Thread 713844823

Its Friday and that means its time to PUSH THE BLOODY CART in TF2!
Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club

>Why the fuck is there so much custom content
Just download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2
https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7z
and then place the content into their respective tf2 folders


>For Sunday Night, we are going to play insurgency(the 2007 sourcemod)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/17700/INSURGENCY_Modern_Infantry_Combat/


want to get pinged about this server until the heat-death of the universe? click on this link!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van

316 you're on the horn

All payload matches will start with a preliminary straight line warmup before the actual game starts.

This is non-negotiable.

“Levy the mighty! Levy the unerring! Levy the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Levy StormGAWD, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Warriors of the Van, for I love you.”
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Levy cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the party /v/an! The future of 4CHAN! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth!”

>tfw gf refuses to play on /v/an with me
it sucks

im still raping niggas on mk world /v/eekend gimme another hour

>>713845228
if you have a girlfriend you don’t belong here

>>713844823 (OP)
where's 1.6?

>tf2
>with 4channers

>>713845894
this, whens dbd

>>713845948
dbdon't
TF2 and fighting games

>>713845948
tranny game for cucks and women
so fitting for the average /v/an user

whats the difference between insurgency standalone and the mod?

>For Sunday Night, we are going to play (RANDOM SHIT NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF)
I want the Guilty Gear XXACR+ Sunday again.

>>713846583
That's for evo Sunday :steamhappy:

10 lost souls on koth_neo_tropic

>>713845373
what if she's trans? btw im levy, as you can see.

>uses godmode on the last push
gahdood

>>713846498
one has horrendous map balance and broken spawnkill angles, I’ll let you guess which one that is.

There'd better be a spot for me

>>713847731
I call that maneuver “The Apoc Classic”

bakugo's sweaty manpussy ToT

the masculine urge to play TF2 koth with your wife(male) pocketing you

Every (you) on this post is one lash on ponchos body!!!!!!

username’s gigantic BWC….

>>713849256
NHH

its called bakugo's boycunny you are not worth replying to

>>713849256
lashes aren't enough i need him boiled in liquid shit for eternity

>>713850057
bejitabro btw

>>713849256
fuckdatnigga

who am i raping today

>>713849256
bring back minimelt, they were a better sunday host

would've preferred standalone cuz of the mod support alone but that would be less players.
then again its 4$ on steam rn

>>713850583
me me me !!!!!!!!

>>713850583
levy
username
deet
nice computer guy
apocalypse
overmunch
far slashguy
trigun
bakugo
poncho
broken
krizem
gobbo
snowshoe
beta
goku
vegeta
the drink
in no particular order

>>713850583
the better question is who haven’t you raped?

little boys <3

:/

25 microsoft tech support reps on koth_slums

>Jx removed everyone's perms
based

>>713852796
big if true

snowshoe's boycunny feels like a tenga ToT

>>713853250
broken and overmunch are no longer admins
snowshoe still has his perms unfortunately

getting on in a couple mins, clear dubs+ (00+) / 69 / 42 decides name

>>713853675
CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>713853675
Levy's micro

>>713853675
!nominate ayjcck

>>713853675
the pleasure of being filled with deetmilk-Bakugo 2025

>>713853760
…penis

>>713853675
make your rolls realistic to get within 20 posts

>>713853675
Pocket Medic Pistol

>>713853675
FREE COSBY

>>713853675
FREE PUFF

>>713852796
I’m gonna need proof of this claim. That would be an actual improvement to the server and we know the admins can never actually do that.

>>713853675
FREE R KELLY

>>713853675
FREE KELLY

>>713853675
Petty bussy's pocket pussy

>>713853675
trans rights :333

>>713853675
Levy is the strongest warrior on the /v/an

bakugo's bouncing milftits

>>713854069
ALL HAIL LEVY

>>713853675
I love men I love men I love men I love men I love men >>713854069

>>713853675
the pleasure of being filled with deetmilk-Bakugo 2025

>>713854069
DING DING DING DING DING
WE HAVE A WINNERRRRRR :steamhappy:

Irrefutable proof that MY HERO beat all of the tranny chaser allegations btw

>>713851746
BWC slut

>>713853648
lose some weight

>>713854069
......on opposite day!

jx more like gayx
levy more like fatty
blueponcho more like bluewaffle
snowshoe more like snowpoo

>>713853648
obese lol

uh hello? where is my funny quip?

>>713854713
apocalypse? More like suckinontits

32 levy worshippers on pl_canyonfodder (im str8 btw)

>>713855540
gokuchad btw

33 degenerate pieces of filth on garbage_day

the smell of bakugo's ovulating ________

>>713856639
hey beter

slurpugo

38 blind patients who voted for pl_dustbowl_extended

39 bad people getting good ideas on pl_dustbowl_extended

>roll powerplay
>internet drops connection

>>713858638
RAPED

>>713848305
Or because standalone might crash on startup from what i'm reading

LETS GO JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

41 MINERS ON THE ONE, THE ONLY, THAT MAP

>>713859498
SAVE LOGAN

WARNING WARNING
hold down snowshoe and fill him with coom

>>713859707
lose weight

>>713859707
lol obese

do i look pretty
i think i look pretty

SEVENTEEN MORE MINUTES ON DUSTBOWL WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS

>>713859558
post the full thing im trying to jerk off

someone play the game for me im too tired

>>713860656
not til we get auto srcamble these stacked teams fuckin suck nigga

snowshoesisters... how do we stop CHADugo from winning every time?

>>713860824
by putting him in happy mode apparently

>>713860656
mean to reply to this>>713860126

>>713860824
lol obese

>>713859808
>>713859942
>thincucks seething at OBEASTchad

>>713860936
lol obese

43 players suffering under snowshart's reign of terror on cp_dustbowl_nigs

>>713860852
but... he still won

>>713860974
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>713860824
like this

>>713861252
noh~

STOP CALLING ME FAT NOW

>>713861736
Calm down Bakugo

this nigga likes obese MEN

>>713861736
not until you put down that cheeseburger

>>713859558
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

simpsons house more like spawncamp house

>>713861875
and you WILL like it

i love trans women! who am i?

>>713859558
source nigga

>>713862251
bakugo

>>713862251
bakguo

>>713862251
levy

>>713862251
Sniper....

>>713862251
b4kguo of archive fame

>>713862251
bakulevy

41 goyim on koth_slaughter

>>713862251
uncle badass

>>713862251
overmunch

>>713862251
me nya <3

>>713862251
levy https://steamcommunity.com/id/WakeUpDpYourMom

can I stop being put in the nigger team for once

>>713862973
false flag, the real snowshoe is manly and imposing with a warm and welcoming boycunny in contrast with his big rugged manly body

>>713863205
stay in RED nigger

>>713861351
source?

>>713859558
source?

bump

THIRTY-NINE PLAYERS EXPERIENCING THE LUDOKINEMATIC EVENT OF THE SUMMER:
CP
DUSTBOWL
TWO

is death stranding 2 gonna be worth it bros

I also enjoy constant skybox building nonsense

>lets everyone vote for a map with obvious skybox exploits
>BUILDING IN SKYBOX WILL BE PUNISHED
actual retardation

Why don't you ever say my name :(

>>713862251
Arti

44 racists on wacky_races_resurrection

Ralph's bussy looks delectable. Types yea to affirm.

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

>>713865498
Congrats beta

>>713865360
For me, it's the McSnowshoecunny

we know it's you btw

>>713864937
overmunch typed this

where's all the BVLLS

>>713865907
imcoming and so will dr.franken, gobbo and (You)

48 absolute dumbfuck ass retards on plr_pipeline

arti's boycunny who wants it

YOU FAT

BALD

who else drinking they arbys chocolate shake

hurl

slurp

>>713866583
this but a Whataburger Dr Pepper shake

45 CLASSIC NIGGAZ on harbl_hotel

>>713865852
there's no password you can join anytime

>>713853648
why were they ever admins
they don't know shit about running and server and theyre both obnoxious faggots

>>713867129
IESLB

>>713867129
hi bakugo

>>713867129
I love eating out trannies at gas stations btw. My name? levy.

>>713867008
arti open up that pink triangle

Has science gone too far?

50 players getting head from bakugo on harbl_hotel

>>713867129
>known fact that the admin of the /v/an blueponcho will listen to you and do the favors you ask him for if done convincingly enough
>gets mad he doesn't go up to the reception desk
Done and DUSTED.

>>713867129
lol obese

>>713867520
DONT CALL ME THAT

>>713867609
hi bakugo

sex with cupramen

>>713867731
alright bits gone too far now wrap it up

>>713867325
ich auf der linken

test

49 warriors on ctf_vikings which is just yaaargh or however it's spelled

ME HEARTIES

>>713867129
>they don't know shit about running and server
The entire point of admins is to force powerplay RTD on BLU when they're on Dustbowl's last cap

>>713867912
im gay btw

>>713868017
I was touched by my Iranian uncle btw

>>713868068
i scream at night btw

>>713868151
i cream at night btw

>>713868167
I make cream scream at night btw

What made this /v/an so awesome?

>>713868218
bullying bakugo as it should be
MORE PAIN FOR BAKUGO

>>713868218
the vrc goon sesh on the 'cord we had before fragging

>>713868248
pain for bakugo = shounic making him sleep on the couch tonight

snowsisters... he did it again... he carried his team to an effortless victory....

we tried to kick him but it wasn't enough,...

>>713868218
i was here :)

>>713868308
snowshoe knocked it outta the park this time around

>>713868317
Shounic isn't letting bakugo eat at the table anymore... he has to use his dogbowl..

>>713868218
I wasn't here

total bakugo meltdown

>>713868218
I was here, rolled votekick on rtd once, and never rejoined.
You're welcome for the amazing /v/an tonight.

>>713868558
puppyboy bakugo boycunny ToT

>>713868218
My micspam which you could barely hear underneath the other guy's.

>>713868730
>>713868558
>>713868317
so true, snowsisters! who's up for ERP tonight?

>>713868790
lol obese

>>713868790
accept my friend request

>>713868987
stopit

>>713867059
it's not the same if my Pokebro says he doesn't want me there and won't invite me

>>713844823 (OP)
Why is boykisser so cute?

girspetpig here, i miss party and love israel

DANKEY KANG???

>>713870434
I was passed around the football locker room in highschool btw

>>713870510
consensually?

>>713870434
this but trannies, im levy btw

>>713870510
gavitro…

>>713870267
your pokebro is a nigger get in

>>713870927
no he's not, he's just angsty about not having a girlfriend

>>713871169
trannies are almost the same thing, im levy btw

>>713871464
idk who you are but if you dont like sonic youre ok in my book

>>713871621
who doesnt like sonic?

>>713871621
this is a sonic server FAGGOT

>>713871684
>>713871705
sonic is gay

>>713871718
i was passed around like a fleshlight on family bbq's btw

server status?

>>713871820
I passed the egg salad bowl and spilled it at my family's bbq when I was 8 btw

28 mouthfuls of snow in bakugos mouth on pl_fifthcurve

>>713871820
>>713871882
>Sonicfags

>>713871896
I was raped by Morton Koopa in the summer of 92 btw

>>713872140
this but my actual biological dad, whats my name?

>>713872140
Metal Sonic...

/v/an is amazing

What made this Friday so salty

>>713872637
bakugo and boofish live roasting

>>713872715
spitroasting my cock

was chripy AMOHF

give me the snowshoe special

>>713872140
emerl.....

bakugo gives the best pawjobs

PAWGpocalypse

Did you save all your sprays before the nuke?

gn party van

have a good weekend

Give me a (you) if this ever becoems eye divine cybermancy.

fhum, arti likes you a lot and he wants to date you @////////@

>>713844823 (OP)
its joever

Would you rather 1 5$ pizza or 5 1$ pizzas?????????

good vibes

Thanks for the fun morning /v/

>>713875794
Mean, this was taken just as my attempted tower takeover failed :(

This is levy and i love trannies, thats it, thats the whole post.

>>713876620
bakugo is the tranny btw

>>713876673
the trannies are [カ ズ ー] and arti btw

>>713876928
wrong and wrong

>>713876928
correct and correct

>>713876928
never thought I'd see the day when i get named dropped.

>>713878252
make a wish

mmp