Thread 713847601

I have no ulterior motives. Post sexy squids.

Shiver's new look is sexo.

>>713847601 (OP)
>not giving the healthy snacks to the fat one

>>713847919
Marina is a supermodel, she can eat some candy. Also the joke is that Pearl got the bad candy, nobody wants to get a fucking apple on Halloween.

>>713848008
>candy corn is bad

>>713847919
in what world is that fat?

>>713848095
put the fork down and i'll tell you

>>713848091
Yes candy corn sucks. That's right I said it.

but I want romantic and cute squid images.

>>713848243
Nothing more romantic than consummating your love for your squid wife.

nothing is more romatic than seeing cute squids taking a huge shit

>>713848382
yeesh take the girl out to dinner first.

It's about time~

What exactly was the purpose of the nipple rings? How does that increase mission efficacy?

Octos.

Spats buttjob

>>713849024
>japs get this great stuff
>Americans post tranny and gay shit

Sigh.

>>713849070
that's why you report it whenever you see it.

>>713849070
>x get <cherry picked images>
>y get <cherry picked images>
its not fair bros

>>713849309
Sounds like they need to be bred before their eggs are no good.

>>713849532
That's a lot of eggs.

What new weapon class with Splat 4 come with?

>>713849024
>buttjob

>>713850089
Kino doujin.

>>713851832
What would happen to Agent 1 if Agent 2 let out a huge fart?

>>713852008
She'd look at you and tell you you're a retarded freak and beat you up.

Need plump explodable octo wife

>>713854980
Marina is fuckable.

>>713849816
jousting lance type weapon (looks like a toothpaste tube or something, idk) while you hold down the button your inkling runs straight forward and a barrier of short range shots forms in front of you inking the turf at your feet as you run. when you let go of the shoot button it fires a large amount of ink based on how far you ran in a straight line. good for breaking into enemy lines, but bad at close range firefights.

>>713856691
Damn that's actually a sweet idea.

Impregnating squids.

I need Frye.

>>713861306
lol purple toes

>>713858282
that's an octopus.

>>713861852
I was crazed in my lustful fit. Forgive me.

>>713861306
>>713861830

>>713849309
They should both settle down already. With me, specifically.

https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3245/50011b22c4fe6bfdf3b8273dbef5f996.jpeg?13823955
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1296/a76aa38cc6e15c05c14f153c7983faf5.jpeg?13823965

Cephalopods shouldn't be allowed to be so sexy

>>713862652
You got mayo all over them man, not cool.

Octos are precious creatures!

Lonely squid moms.

What do you want from your splat 4 idol(s). I think they should base the next idol on a glass squid.

>>713864232
One idol needs to be a BIG squid ala colossal squid. The octo needs to be Wunderpus.

>>713864373
honestly kind of want them to try a solo idol for 4, rather than just increasing the number again.

>>713864468
That would fuck the turf wars.

>>713864703
do you mean splatfests? i have no idea what idol number has to do with turf war.

>>713864468

What about a solo idol who sometimes collabs with other artists during Splatfests?

>>713864787
Without more than one idol, the turf wars don't work.

>>713848091
mmhhmm corn syrup

>>713864807
I was thinking she could be like a talk show host and have other characters and shopkeepers on her show, so splatfests would be like the gun store owner and the hat store owner arguing about which of the two is better while the idol gets flustered and tries to mediate.
>>713864827
you're using the wrong words here anon, turf war is a game mode where you compete to ink the most ground, it has nothing to do with idols.

worksafe Marina makes me ink my splatzone

>>713864468
They should do a 4 person group, but splatfests should go back to 2 sides (2 members of the group are on each side, which varies depending on the fest)

>>713865020
Shiver makes me unable to control my tower.

>>713865060
You're an odd one.

BIG Shiver.

>>713865020

Gotta love the mint choctopus.

>>713865162
BIG Shiver means BIG poops

>>713865317
I'm too drunk to properly appreciate dark skinned chocto but she deserves all the ink she gets

>>713865381
degenerate retard

>>713864807
That could be kinda neat.
>Solo idol gives the daily report, news, arena info, everything
>Performances are a mix of styles, often featuring other bands that weren't idols
>Hightide Era, ABXY, Wet Floor
>Grand finale for Final Splatfest has a final show remixing the idols of each previous game as they join in
It'd be neat

>>713865381
Okay, not *that* big.

>>713858282
I need more choctopus preg

octoboys belong in lockers

>>713865669
go big or go home

>>713865669
How cruel to say. Octo GIRLS belong in lockers.

>>713865545

It'd be at least somewhat interesting. Maybe one of the other idols pops in on the weekends and provides extra commentary on stuff.

I really really like Marina x Pearl Yuri

>>713866213
Weirdo.

>>713866213
I prefer double-teaming Marina & Pearl, myself.

>>713866625
They're both made for thigh sex

*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

>>713866213

I like anything with Marina particularly with green bits.

>>713866737
Need to smell her booty

>>713866737
Still best girl.

>>713847601 (OP)
I appreciate that you're upfront with that this is a coom thread instead of hiding it as an actual splatoon thread

>>713866737
In desperate need of Marie's services...

>>713866737
Imagine if this was a weapon.

>>713867886
the range sucks though

>>713867604
when was an actual splatoon thread not a coom thread?

>>713868282
There's a brief window when the games JUST came out where everything is about the gameplay. We are no longer in that window.

How to get ceph gf?

>>713869053
they're a squid AND a kid, you need to be at least one of those

>>713869110
Butt whore.

>>713869148
twerk cakes!

>>713869082
>tfw neither squid or kid

It's over...

Stop posting off model idols

>>713869007
that window was like 3 days and 4 hours

>>713869546
I mean I never said it was a big window.

Why is it OK to make these splatoon gooning threads? Not that I am complaining or anything, just curious

>>713869641
jtveemo is so good

>>713869891
We get autosaged a lot so to pretend lie it's "ok" is a bit of a misconception.

>>713870035
I've seen this exact sort of thread reach bump limit before, many times

I will post this creature in every splacoom thread and force you to look at her.

>>713870175
>>713870204
>>713870231
Yeah she's alright even if she is a little too bottom-heavy

Sex with beautiful octopus girls.

>>713863021
I will marry them all.

>>713870256
>too bottom-heavy

Huh?

>>713870330
She big

more jvteemo

>>713870407
True.

Sorry bro I think you are the only one jerking their peñis here

squids would be sexier if they didn't speak in that cursed gibberish

>>713870810
only to the deleted scat pics

these squids are way too old

>>713870825
I dunno, I think it's charming.

>>713870736
All these girls seem to have very puffy vulva.

>>713870994
Comes with being pure sex.

>>713871074
Perhaps.

>>713871283
Nice Fryes.

>>713847601 (OP)
I always try to submerge myself in the media I'm interested in, but this is the one series I'm a full-on secondary of. I only played the first game, and after that I just fapped to the porn and listened to the soundtracks. Music which might be some of the richest stuff that has ever come from vidya.

I should get back into it tho. Salmon run looks fun.
Marie a best btw.

Humongous ink sacs...

>>713871634
Dangerously big.

>>713871479
Play the games, they're really good and only make you hornier for all the characters.

>>713871561
Beautiful octo.

>>713871561
Why is she looking at me like that?

>>713871648
White ink is stored in the chest ink sacs

>>713871741
White ink is actually stored in our balls.

>>713871961
I was not talking about that kind of white ink

>>713872093
But I was.

>>713872234
But I was not

>>713872271
Have you considered the fact that maybe you should?

Ink Ups need to be regulated.

>>713872396
Are you suggesting I start thinking about balls and the white ink stored in them?

>>713872419
I consider that pic a personal insult
I'll post something cute to compensate

>>713872493
Thank you for the eye bleach

>>713872456
you're the one talking about balls and white ink anon

>>713872493
How tragic for you my reach is infinite.

>>713872456
I'm suggesting you start thinking about where that white ink should be going.

>>713872493
Cute and sexy idols are the best.

>>713872531
I was talking about the other kind of white ink, the one stored in BOOBS

Thicc squids.

>>713872613
like this?

>>713870825
retards like you are how we end up with english dubs.

I prefer brown ink

>>713872680
Yes, that kind of white ink, the kind you ask for in your cup of sugary coffee syrup which is more boob milk than anything else.

>>713864921
>mad that candy corn is made with real corn
You people will NEVER be happy!

>>713872543
an infinitely shit taste perhaps

need a squid to give me a prostate exam with her tongue

>>713872776
I cannot be denied. You will submit.

>>713872740
degenerate retard

>>713872786
Imagine

>>713872680
Normally I prefer my veemos canon flat, but sometimes it works.

>>713872680
Agent 8 has been expressly directed to milk herself BEFORE operations.

>>713872864
Big boobs are beautiful, they are an ode to life.

>>713873009
They don't normally belong on precious veemos, that's the thing. But some artists have the gift.

>>713873135
I would molest this octos breasts and then suck on them (with love of course).

>>713873135
>>713873160
Big round soft squishy ink sacs...

>>713873201
So soft and nice.

>>713873160
Molesting bad, this girl needs to be lovingly cradled in your arms.

>>713873416
Why is she wearing a shopping bag?

>>713873416
I will relentless mate with this octo, pounding away, her body beneath mine (a sure sign of my affection.

>>713873520
>Marina takes her coffee black

Damn what a bad bitch.

>>713873464
Rude, it's not her fault she has to wear a custom uniform.

>>713873572
That's better, but only after she receives sufficient amounts of kisses and sweet whispers in her ear. It's what I do.

>>713873825
Why would they wear such lewd underwear?

>>713873772
I'm sad that this artist isn't too active anymore. Drew amazing octo girls.

>>713873880
When will murmika finally give naked cephs.

>>713873649
FRYE'S FAT FUCKING TITS.

sea cow

>>713874221
Best brown.

>>713874221
Mmmm chocolate milk

>>713873992
hochi mama
https://files.catbox.moe/y2pwow.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/s6mbmw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/xd4998.png

>>713874537
Wew, good stuff. Wonder what her milk tastes like.

>>713874537
Her fucking forehead is bigger than her boobs

>>713874580
RUDE

>>713871479
>I only played the first game,
well you did more than most fans of the game, so be proud of that
me too
if you still have your wiiu you can hook it up to pretendo to still play the first game online

brace for gazongas
https://files.catbox.moe/7c0fqd.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/j6u7d8.jpg

>>713874665
Damn bitch, letting them just hang out like that.

>>713874665
I could seriously go for a couple of choco buns and a glass of cold choccy milk right now to be honest.

>>713874537
>>713874665
more fyre please my man

Callie or Marie?

Pearl or Marina?

https://files.catbox.moe/ro3wvm.png
https://files.catbox.moe/a1suts.png
https://files.catbox.moe/rucbyx.png

Frye or Shiver?

>>713874537
i want to put my nose in there

>>713874281
Why'd they do this to her?

>>713875018
I appreciate it but this kinda shit trips the janny alarm so I'd be more cautious if I was you.

>>713875057
Agent 8 is subject to their fetishes.

>>713874993
>>713875009
>>713875026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAm1ZRch_w0

>>713875148
Ah, one of the best pics.

>>713875094
A huge ass isn't much of a fetish, it's more like a refinement of how attractive she already was.

>>713872543
>>713872419
These are my favorites. Wish he drew more of them.

>>713875371
Let me just turn that fetish knob up to 11 then.

>>713875475
Eigaka is genuinely a talented artist, truly. His subject matter is questionable but he is kino like it or not.

Surprise!

>>713875459
Supreme octobutt.

>>713875492
Disgusting.

>>713875492
Perfect

>>713875660
>implying you wouldn't let giga 8 sit on you

I love this thread

>>713875731
These girls are already perfection, doing these things to them should be punishable by law.

>>713875635
What a cutie.

slopper get ye gone

Squid milk.

Older squid ladies.

>>713876030
Shiver claims another victim... horrible woman.

>>713876013
>>713876038
>squids that aren't kids

>>713876315
All squid kids have squid moms anon.

>>713876519
If only the early hopes of squid milfs hadn't been dashed.

anyone need to park their B-52?

it's free real estate

God I love squids

gotta use the stars to find my way off this featureless plane

I volunteer myself to clean squid assholes with my tongue

>>713876994
Put red in the shed and follow Fred.

>>713876190
On my dick

squigger stole my heart

>>713877414
Perl's small butte.

>>713877419
>fishnets
Muh dick

invisible at night

>>713878067
Impregnating every single female there with my human seed.

what do they feed these kids

>>713878236
Human men.

>>713878236
Love, affection, and cock.

>autosaging

What did I tell you >>713870035 ? Janny is a fucking faggot.

Time to post all the sexy veemos I can.

>>713875603
god bless
do you think they smell like seawater

Condemned to the pits

Making love to octo girls and their huge asses.

Nooo it's autosaging, post Shiver, quick!

Well there's your problem, the bump machine broke.

the /trash/ transfer gambit

we are out

>>713879523
Go for it

>>713879201
No, I'm posting veemo.

>>713879523
>>713879587
Hey, don't lie to me. I don't see anyone there.

>>713879602
>>713879648
Nah, I'm just joking since I just found this nekomimi Marina, implying janny would do it to the thread.

>The only splatcoom on /trash/ is the blacked thread
Grim