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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:40:29 AM No.713853998
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How would you rank all the mainline Merry-O games?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:44:59 AM No.713854325
Kino:
64, Sunshine, SMG, SMG2
Great:
SMW, SMB3
Whatever:
The rest
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:45:30 AM No.713854348
*farts*
done
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:45:32 AM No.713854358
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:01:02 AM No.713855348
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>>713853998 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:02:53 AM No.713855452
>>713855348
I'm okay with this list
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:03:14 AM No.713855473
>>713855348
>Super Mario 64 that high
Fucking retard

Mario 64 is so fucking trash compared to Crash and Spyro.

>absolutely atrocious camera constantly getting stuck on terrain, spazzing out, facing the wrong direction, refusing to go where you want it to
>slippery and awkward controls, especially in underwater and snow levels
>2D Mario's momentum and physics work in a 2D environment where you always have a perfect view and perspective of the action; it's significantly worse in a 3D environment where you are constantly fighting the camera and there are fundamental limitations to perspective/depth perception
>these momentum and physics are especially egregious when the movement is relative to aforementioned awful automatic camera that refuses to go where you want
>constantly boots you out after every star and makes you retread each stage a half dozen times all the way from the beginning of the stage with a tiny stupid piecemeal change
>dial a combo system for platforming
>overall level/enemy/hazard design are extremely basic and boring
>constant easter egg hunt for random bullshit grows old very quick
It feels like a glorified fucking tech demo for 3D movement. You need fucking 6 inch thick nostalgia goggles to still convince yourself it holds up today
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:03:55 AM No.713855516
>>713855348
Almost based. YI is too low and 3d land is too high
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:04:59 AM No.713855576
>>713855473
Spyro came out 2 whole years later and still didn't have the level variety of Mario 64 until its 3rd game. Crash is just Donkey Kong Country in 3D with nowhere near the exploration of SM64.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:05:12 AM No.713855587
>>713855348
>Mario 64 in S
>Galaxy in B
Kys asap
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:05:17 AM No.713855592
>>713855473
>posting this is a mario thread
Anyone giving (You) a reply after me is fucking braindead retarded
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:07:43 AM No.713855748
>>713855576
>prefers worst Spyro filled with time-wasting minigame bullshit
I can see why you enjoy gay scrimblo easter egg hunts in dull, barebones levels
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:09:58 AM No.713855876
>>713854325
Sunshine is fucking shit. Slippery controls, annoying level design, no power ups but a shitty jetpack. You have to be one hell of a contrarian faggot to rank sunshine that highly.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:11:49 AM No.713855984
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I know it features spinoffs but it's the only one I have saved.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:14:37 AM No.713856165
>>713855516
I found that Yoshi's Island has a big problem with how it's designed. Just finishing the game is too easy but 100%-ing it is tedious. The game is a proto collectathon so just speeding through the levels without collecting anything doesn't feel right. It really should have had a "get a minimum number of x to progress" goal. Doing a full 100% felt like a chore towards the end.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:20:39 AM No.713856514
>>713855587
The 3D Mario games are better when you have open levels and you can use your moveset however you like to navigate through them. I don't like the bite sized challenges of the Galaxy games.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:26:13 AM No.713856852
>>713855587
Galaxy sucks ass, if anything B is too high.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:27:32 AM No.713856943
>>713856165
"The long, long cave" and "Kamek's revenge" can go fuck themselves, I hate those levels. The rest of the game is bretty good.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:47:46 AM No.713858280
>>713856852
>>713856514
3D Mario is at its best with fun, creative level designs, unique ideas, and challenging enemies and hazards. Not empty, dull levels with gay easter egg hunts where your biggest enemy is the dogshit camera and you're forced to retread each level 7 times with the tiniest of piecemeal changes.

Fuck off retards
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:56:31 AM No.713858830
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>>713858280
Galaxy is cinematic poop made to impress normalfags. It has slow movement, a hub so bare it may as well have been a menu, and gay waggle shit. Cope and seethe.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:58:14 AM No.713858934
>>713858280
>challenging enemies and hazards
In order to get to those you need to 200% the game doing baby challenges over and over. You know what's a good obstacle course based 3D platformer? Crash Bandicoot. 3D Mario doesn't come close to that. But what it does uniquely well is giving you a wide moveset to fuck around and progress any way you like.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:03:50 AM No.713859275
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>>713853998 (OP)
Allow me to create the correct list with vernacular palatable for /v/
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:06:06 AM No.713859407
>>713859275
>dude I love repeating the same level 7 times and hunting for gay easter eggs in boring, empty levels while fighting the camera the whole time!!
>Meanwhile the best fucking Mario game is in "slop"
Retarded subhuman
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:07:54 AM No.713859509
>>713859407
>Retarded subhuman
We don't sign our posts here.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:10:52 AM No.713859667
I don't like platformers so my opinion shouldn't count at all.
I only like Odissey.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:12:04 AM No.713859748
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:13:06 AM No.713859807
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>>713853998 (OP)
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:13:14 AM No.713859815
>>713855348
>64 in S
>YI in A
>SMB2 in D
Shit taste
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:16:27 AM No.713859986
I like them all :)
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:20:18 AM No.713860236
I like SMB 3 and SMG 1/2. Sorry guys, SMW and 64 just aren't for me.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:21:53 AM No.713860358
>>713853998 (OP)
>2d
mario1>lost levels>world>3>NewU>who cares
>3d
sunshine>64>who cares
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:25:43 AM No.713860625
>>713859275
odyssey sucks but other than that this list aint so bad
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:30:22 AM No.713860910
>>713859275
People suck off 3 way too much. Every other level is a boring auto scroller.