The /v/eekend has only just begun

GTH QCG

Get in here raceist

>>713854072 (OP)
bump

>straight line simulator
No thanks

I just wanted you all to know, that I hate you.

>have two players with stars trying to crash into one another to hit me.
They really like me! I'm popular!

Here's the text-free version of the last OP, for anyone interested

>>713854072 (OP)
Cloudy here, sorry but the update killed it for me. I'm out

>>713854361

What a clusterfuck

>>713854361
She's literally playing right now.

>>713854419
Cloudy. You know me anon, I always join the BBC trap good session after the races.

>>713854361
You fucking retard that's why we're in a lobby picking three lappers.

>>713854361
Nobody gives a fuck about you. If you want to sit on a soapbox go to xitter

I need to tell you guys, I’m disappointed in the game. These tracks are garbage. I don’t understand.

Stop larping as Cloudy or Nolan

I went back to 8

Room status?

>>713854321
thanks anon

>>713854947
full

hi cloudy!!

>Saved the thunder just to chaos havoc near the end.
Life is good sometimes.

Hi tsp

>chaos havoc

>baloon battle
Who gave this faggot control over the lobby?

>battle mode

>thurler is the host
it all makes sense now

>battle mode

>Battle mode
Where the fuck is knockout tour? We've done battle three times already?

Battle mode is awful.

Sorry retards, I was tired being the host. So now you get another retard as replacement :).

Whats the funniest intermission and why is it dk spaceport to koopa beach

Do KOT

18/24

I'm not sorry

Whoever shot 4 fucking red shells at me I hope you get cancer and die a slow, painful death.

>>713856218
All me

How about them apples, Toadette Anon?

Wow I can finally pre-order!

is the lobby still battle only?

>>713856963
Check for yourself faggot

Kill yourself flynn.

>I accidentally horned a blue shell
FUCK

>>713856493
>still pre-ordering after 2 weeks

>>713857228
This isn't a Sonic thread.

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>>713857317
>Saw a guy named "Kum Dumpster" the other day on Mario Kart
>He's probably banned now
Grim, RIP bro.

So you’re telling me that all that practice I did this week will be useless if I play with randoms now? I don’t feel like there’s an incentive to play outside of /v/eekends

So is everyone bagging?

>>713857317
I swear to god I’m tired of normalfags saying “bricked”. They don’t know what it means and I hope they all die.

>>713857793
Knockout tour is the tightest shit

>>713857793
There isn’t, there honest to god isn’t
you rike?

hopefully my game is coming in soon, are bikes split into inline bikes and regular bikes like in 8? or is there only 1 type of bike?

So the entire lobby is just straight lines?

>>713858000
i dunno anon, even a factory reset won't disable the ban, or changing accounts

the only thing you can do is return it to the store

>>713858172
There's no longer inward drift bikes.

>>713858350
but you can inward drift now by braking

>>713858350
What's better to use in general? bikes or karts?

>>713858187
No.

Thank you everyone for the races!

>>713858496
Gg

Eat my dolphin dick daisy

>>713858407
Bikes have more drift power Karts have more speed.

>>713858728
Careful with what you say, she may unironically want that

>>713858728
daisy packing a dolphin dick......

>>713858752
that doesn't tell me anything

Rosalina basado

Fucking bullshit

>>713858407
I would say it's mostly preference in this game. One thing to note is that certain cuts are easier or harder depending on if you use a bike or kart. Having a big hitbox can actually be an upside in this game since it makes it easier to hit terrain you can trick off of. On the opposite end, having a small hitbox makes it easier to judge how to aim your rail jumps.

GG's thanks for the races

>>713859404
Wild. In MK8 karts were 100% superior to bikes if you could get used to them properly, Bikes ultimately were a crutch and a kart player that knew what they were doing would trash a bike player that knew what they were doing 100% of the time.

I'm a bit skeptical to believe they are just equal in this game

How many in the lobby right now?

9/24

>>713857793
I only play /v/eekends and Lounge

>>713856490
I'm not sure if this is me with multiple toadettes, but I will acknowledge the toad anon from a few sets back around the time of this post that honked me out of 1st at the finish line one race and then stole my mushroom mid shortcut leaving me stranded just before the finish in the next race.

>>713859738
They aren't very different in this game, the main thing is hitbox size. The current meta kart and meta bikes have extremely similar stat spreads so it really does just come down to the course and preference.

>>713860087
>meta bikes
besides mach rocket what else do people even use

>>713860217
ROB HOG has the exact same stats, but maybe less people use it because it's ROB.

>Half-sized lobby
Comfy hours are here

Time to race

>>713860590
You know it

>>713860043
What is Lounge

>choke because of a misdrift
damn

It's always the lightning that fucks me up the most

WAHAHAHAHA! ... intermission tracks are brain dead, that took no effort at all to win.

>>713861043
"Competitive" Mario Kart. It's a discord server which basically puts you into lobbies. It has a separate elo system that matches you against players of similar skill. I don't take it very seriously but I play it because the skill level is far above worldwides (and now obviously you can't get 3 laps in worldwides easily)

Say, why ISN’T it the case where in online you can just pick whichever course you wanted? You could in DS, Wii, and even 7, but 8 onwards it’s 3 random selections and random itself. Surely people would like to be able to choose their preferred course over a few select options, plus it’s never been an issue either in any of the other games

fucking LIGHTNING

>>713861360
The skybox was pretty in the first part, though.

I know one of you fags are intentionally holding lightning till the end

>>713861585
Press plus (assuming you're in a private lobby)

>>713861587
jk thank you lightning for first place

Bros I'd love it if more of you picked normal 3 lap tracks instead of these intermission ones

I saw your ass waiting for me to use my shroom before that red. You niggas are pure evil

Oh shit it's literally Me

>5 ? blocks in a row in the last places
sick of this shit

GG bros. Have a good night, I had a blast!

>>713861635
I mean in regular online matches

>>713861582
Ah, thanks. Yeah I fear being bullied to much to join one of those

ggs anons

GG GN

>>713854072 (OP)
12/24 going strong

did anyone get spike from my kamek orb?

Niggas please stop voting for intermission tracks

>>713863551
I'll be right in. Pardon my hotel wifi.

>>713863958
Pretty sure have spike unlocked by default

I hate getting first place for like 2 seconds then immediately getting hit by a blue shell

>lightning while 2 bills are rocketing past first

>>713864965
I was one of the bullet bills

>>713854072 (OP)
I bought Mario Kart about a week after launch but have yet to play with /v/ because I'm so busy with all the Cygames gacha slop releasing recently.

>>713864982
I was too. Even got first

>>713865153
Gacha players deserve the prison they're in. enjoy anon

did I miss peepa unlock

>>713865257
no i've been picking boo cinema ever sinnce i joined and we just played it and i'm about to go to bed

that was fucking bullshit, I was in 1st when I got hit by a bullet bill causing me to miss an item box and fall off the side. I finished at fucking 11th because of that

WHO KEEPS PICKING RAINBOW ROAD?

>>713865740
It's pride month...

>>713865740
I've been wanting to play it for an hour now

>get out of bullet bill
>IMMEDIATELY shocked
That was a deliberate personal attack against me and I fucking know it

>>713865740
I do

I got 10th place instead of something decent because the bomb gets automatically thrown forward instead of back

>>713854072 (OP)
19/24 big dicks only

>disconnect
just for that I'm picking rainbow road

what sort of faggot picks toadette

You guys play like NPCs

>get a gold mushroom in second
>cut the corner
>get FUCKED by a shell just before the finish line
>2nd
I HATE ALL OF YOU

I waited this whole time to play rainbow road and I get an error code during the race

>>713866970
lmao

LMAO’ing at the peach who tried cutting a corner and got cucked by lakitu

Good races, Gents

>>713866970
You should have been on like 8 hours ago when it got picked 3 races in a row.

Switch 2 battery is running out, so I guess I'm forcibly out after this set.

>>713858307
you can still play physical games on a console banned system, bricked means you can do literally nothing on it

Calling it a night there, gg’s. Will see you fags tomorrow

Just a reminder for future threads that want to use this art >>713795217 that the one in the linked OP is the latest version. Save it for future use over any other versions.

Playing this game is trying to make the best of this bitch of a world.

Man I just got off work and the lobby is closed?

If any late night gamers are still around here's a new room

F9R4MT

>>713870349
3/24 rn

ITS ALWAYS THE BLUE SHELLS
don't worry I'll tank two every race guys

Couldn't be me. I never get anywhere close to first place lmao

Switch battery is almost gone so time to sleep. It was fun

Alright GGs
Hoped more would show

>game so bad people are starting to just let people go and play in the last position for half the game
Imagine playing 500€ for this
Imagine defending Nintendo
Imagine being cuck

What's stopping /v/ players from bagging to win