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Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:09:24 AM No.713855846 [Report] >>713856579 >>713857934 >>713858524 >>713858814 >>713858954 >>713859125
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>atheist gets stuck in a game
>instantly looks up a guide online instead of putting their trust in the Lord to guide them
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:10:37 AM No.713855913 [Report] >>713855997
How do you have reception inside the game?
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:12:01 AM No.713855997 [Report]
>>713855913
5g signal
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:16:52 AM No.713856301 [Report] >>713856793
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>me, a believer in God
>gets stuck in a boss fight
>God guides me to lower the difficulty
>wins
praise The Lord
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:20:31 AM No.713856506 [Report] >>713858631
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>deist gets stuck in a game
>instantly kills his first born to please the creator instead of looking up a guide
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:21:50 AM No.713856579 [Report]
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>>713855846 (OP)
>I complete the puzzle using brute force
>"Our Father, Who art in heaven..."
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:25:19 AM No.713856793 [Report]
>>713856301
>god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers
>rejects them
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:42:30 AM No.713857934 [Report]
>>713855846 (OP)
The Lord created those guides so that we will never become lost
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:47:09 AM No.713858235 [Report] >>713859853
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>gets stuck
>tells you god needs you to send them money for a hardback limited edition guide
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:47:50 AM No.713858283 [Report] >>713861970
>Guide that advises you on life
:l
>Guide that advises you on videogames
:O
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:51:11 AM No.713858524 [Report]
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>>713855846 (OP)
My faith only got me so far. Where God abandoned me the guides showed me the way
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:52:38 AM No.713858612 [Report]
>agnostic gets stuck on a game
>nobody's really sure if they'll manage to progress or not
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:53:06 AM No.713858631 [Report]
>>713856506
>person who uses a guide is branded as a faggot and "didn't beat the game"
>person who sacrificed his first born is a true believer and made a chad move
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:56:13 AM No.713858814 [Report]
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>>713855846 (OP)
>Fails puzzle and breaks it irreversibly
T'is but only a part of His grand plan...
>Solves puzzle
Praise be to the Almighty...
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:58:32 AM No.713858954 [Report] >>713861125
>>713855846 (OP)
>frogposter is a huge faggot
>contines to fag up the board with their faggot faggot mcfaggothead faggot-ness
i hope you boil alive in a pot of liquid nitrogen
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:01:11 AM No.713859125 [Report]
>>713855846 (OP)
>maltheist
>bitch at god for fucking over my runs specifically
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:13:49 AM No.713859853 [Report]
>>713858235
Jews killed Christ because his dad was never paying back loans and this was before interest rates.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:33:20 AM No.713861125 [Report]
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>>713858954
Frog website.
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:42:46 AM No.713861692 [Report]
>frognigger
>makes a shitty thread on /v/
Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:47:21 AM No.713861970 [Report]
>>713858283
>"advises you on life"
bible's life advice:
>kill anyone who works on a sunday
>enslave anyone who isn't part of your religion
>sell your daughters into sex slavery
>if you're sick, it's because you're not praying hard enough