>atheist gets stuck in a game
>instantly looks up a guide online instead of putting their trust in the Lord to guide them

How do you have reception inside the game?

>>713855913
5g signal

>me, a believer in God
>gets stuck in a boss fight
>God guides me to lower the difficulty
>wins
praise The Lord

>deist gets stuck in a game
>instantly kills his first born to please the creator instead of looking up a guide

>>713855846 (OP)
>I complete the puzzle using brute force
>"Our Father, Who art in heaven..."

>>713856301
>god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers
>rejects them

>>713855846 (OP)
The Lord created those guides so that we will never become lost

>gets stuck
>tells you god needs you to send them money for a hardback limited edition guide

>Guide that advises you on life
:l
>Guide that advises you on videogames
:O

>>713855846 (OP)
My faith only got me so far. Where God abandoned me the guides showed me the way

>agnostic gets stuck on a game
>nobody's really sure if they'll manage to progress or not

>>713856506
>person who uses a guide is branded as a faggot and "didn't beat the game"
>person who sacrificed his first born is a true believer and made a chad move

>>713855846 (OP)
>Fails puzzle and breaks it irreversibly
T'is but only a part of His grand plan...
>Solves puzzle
Praise be to the Almighty...

>>713855846 (OP)
>frogposter is a huge faggot
>contines to fag up the board with their faggot faggot mcfaggothead faggot-ness
i hope you boil alive in a pot of liquid nitrogen

>>713855846 (OP)
>maltheist
>bitch at god for fucking over my runs specifically

>>713858235
Jews killed Christ because his dad was never paying back loans and this was before interest rates.

>>713858954
Frog website.

>frognigger
>makes a shitty thread on /v/

>>713858283
>"advises you on life"
bible's life advice:
>kill anyone who works on a sunday
>enslave anyone who isn't part of your religion
>sell your daughters into sex slavery
>if you're sick, it's because you're not praying hard enough