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Anonymous No.713857664 [Report]
Yep that's me
Anonymous No.713857693 [Report] >>713858937 >>713859013
Alopecia Kong?
Anonymous No.713857726 [Report]
The norwood reaper comes for us all...
Anonymous No.713857810 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
Come on man this is supposed to be a SFW board
Anonymous No.713857843 [Report] >>713857949
>>713857581 (OP)
they took the naked skin too far imo, he almost looks human and this wont look right with a little girl who isnt his blood relative straddling his back

hate to say it but i think nintendo went too far this time
Anonymous No.713857908 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
fin + min
Anonymous No.713857949 [Report] >>713858845
>>713857843
he still has a tie so it's not like he's completely naked
Anonymous No.713858260 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
Uhh based
Anonymous No.713858624 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
donkey if he wrong
Anonymous No.713858670 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
onk ong
Anonymous No.713858696 [Report]
donkey kong isnt a donkey color me socked
Anonymous No.713858751 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
>no penis
Anonymous No.713858840 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
flappity whappity slappity
Anonymous No.713858845 [Report]
>>713857949
he's not naked he's just going through a breakup and got a hair cut
Anonymous No.713858937 [Report] >>713859016 >>713859065 >>713859560 >>713863821 >>713871538 >>713872401
>>713857693
Anonymous No.713859009 [Report]
top-shelf kino post
Anonymous No.713859013 [Report] >>713859148 >>713862532
>>713857693
it's confirmed Matt Lucas is playing DK in the live action movie
Anonymous No.713859016 [Report]
>>713858937
Kek
Anonymous No.713859065 [Report]
>>713858937
>keep my dick out of my wife's mouf
Anonymous No.713859084 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
normal porn for normal people kong
Anonymous No.713859148 [Report] >>713859223
>>713859013
matt lucas is kino i haven't seen him in a while
Anonymous No.713859223 [Report] >>713859424
>>713859148
he's making a new show. also he's super thin now and looks even weirder
Anonymous No.713859424 [Report] >>713859515
>>713859223
wow, you weren't kidding. good on him though, much better for his health even if his face definitely looks better with the weight
Anonymous No.713859515 [Report]
>>713859424
I like him but I should have warned you about the nightmare fuel
Anonymous No.713859560 [Report]
>>713858937
Good job anon
Anonymous No.713859749 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
>let's get drunk and shave his son
Anonymous No.713859979 [Report] >>713860301
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Anonymous No.713860186 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
WHITE NIGGAS
Anonymous No.713860301 [Report]
>>713859979
except that kong THAT CRAFTY OLD KONG he done fooled us all, we heard that slappin and thought he was charging at us right front and center but not a one of us knew that gorillas have tiny little dicks and humans are the big dicked freaks of the ape world which you would perfectly well reason that such a beast might have a bit of a prejudice against humans, lash out in some sorta way. well...

>lights pipe, puffs the righteous puff of the childless, stares off into space

thats a story for another time
Anonymous No.713860510 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
0bama after haircut
Anonymous No.713862220 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
where's the horn?
Anonymous No.713862383 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
looks eastern european
Anonymous No.713862532 [Report]
>>713859013
I only learned who he was thanks to Dr Who.
Anonymous No.713862564 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
HE HAS NO HAIR
Anonymous No.713863717 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
Sir, this is a SFW board. You can't post Joe Rogan nudes.
Anonymous No.713863751 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
Donkey Kong if he homo sapien?
Anonymous No.713863821 [Report]
>>713858937
What does this unedited photo of Will and Jada have to do with this thread, anon?
Anonymous No.713864048 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
I look like this
Anonymous No.713864948 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
Jada Smith
Anonymous No.713865927 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
>no genitals
Coward
Anonymous No.713866403 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
I want to oil him up.
Anonymous No.713866548 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
Nintendo should release a demo for this fucking game or just release it early. There’s nothing to play M-F now that MKW is ruined besides /v/eekend servers. At the very least give us a demo.
Anonymous No.713866576 [Report] >>713869805
>>713857581 (OP)
Anonymous No.713866630 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
Brock lesnar?
Anonymous No.713867234 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
Why is this nigga white
Anonymous No.713868563 [Report] >>713870404
So with feathers does this make him a chicken
Anonymous No.713868765 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
BEHOLD
Anonymous No.713869805 [Report]
>>713866576
I really REALLY like this image
Anonymous No.713870404 [Report]
>>713868563
This is what happens when you try to make AAA games on a cheap mobile tablet in 2025. Embarrassing. If this is the best that Nintendo can do, they should just get out of the hardware business altogether and make games for other platforms
Anonymous No.713871538 [Report]
>>713858937
Kek!
Anonymous No.713872401 [Report]
>>713858937
Keep my wife's DONG out your FUCKING MOUTH!
Anonymous No.713872984 [Report] >>713873068
>>713857581 (OP)
Anonymous No.713872989 [Report]
>>713857581 (OP)
He looks indecent. With the tie he just looks like a fat naked sex pest frolicking through the streets.
Anonymous No.713873068 [Report]
>>713872984
Fucking amazing. Edit the DK into the little star on Steven's shirt and it's perfect.