Thread 713857581

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Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:37:35 AM No.713857581 [Report] >>713857810 >>713857843 >>713857908 >>713858260 >>713858624 >>713858670 >>713858751 >>713858840 >>713859084 >>713859749 >>713859979 >>713860186 >>713860510 >>713862220 >>713862383 >>713862564 >>713863717 >>713863751 >>713864048 >>713864948 >>713865927 >>713866403 >>713866548 >>713866576 >>713866630 >>713867234 >>713868765 >>713872984 >>713872989

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Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:38:32 AM No.713857664 [Report]

Yep that's me

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:38:53 AM No.713857693 [Report] >>713858937 >>713859013

Alopecia Kong?

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:39:23 AM No.713857726 [Report]

The norwood reaper comes for us all...

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:40:30 AM No.713857810 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
Come on man this is supposed to be a SFW board

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:41:03 AM No.713857843 [Report] >>713857949

>>713857581 (OP)
they took the naked skin too far imo, he almost looks human and this wont look right with a little girl who isnt his blood relative straddling his back

hate to say it but i think nintendo went too far this time

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:42:00 AM No.713857908 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
fin + min

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:42:50 AM No.713857949 [Report] >>713858845

>>713857843
he still has a tie so it's not like he's completely naked

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:47:27 AM No.713858260 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
Uhh based

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:52:55 AM No.713858624 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
donkey if he wrong

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:53:43 AM No.713858670 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
onk ong

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:54:11 AM No.713858696 [Report]

donkey kong isnt a donkey color me socked

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:55:03 AM No.713858751 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
>no penis

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:56:44 AM No.713858840 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
flappity whappity slappity

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:56:47 AM No.713858845 [Report]

>>713857949
he's not naked he's just going through a breakup and got a hair cut

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:58:16 AM No.713858937 [Report] >>713859016 >>713859065 >>713859560 >>713863821 >>713871538 >>713872401

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>>713857693

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:59:36 AM No.713859009 [Report]

top-shelf kino post

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:59:39 AM No.713859013 [Report] >>713859148 >>713862532

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>>713857693
it's confirmed Matt Lucas is playing DK in the live action movie

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 4:59:42 AM No.713859016 [Report]

>>713858937
Kek

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:00:27 AM No.713859065 [Report]

>>713858937
>keep my dick out of my wife's mouf

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:00:44 AM No.713859084 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
normal porn for normal people kong

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:01:40 AM No.713859148 [Report] >>713859223

>>713859013
matt lucas is kino i haven't seen him in a while

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:02:52 AM No.713859223 [Report] >>713859424

>>713859148
he's making a new show. also he's super thin now and looks even weirder

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:06:31 AM No.713859424 [Report] >>713859515

>>713859223
wow, you weren't kidding. good on him though, much better for his health even if his face definitely looks better with the weight

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:08:01 AM No.713859515 [Report]

>>713859424
I like him but I should have warned you about the nightmare fuel

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:08:49 AM No.713859560 [Report]

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>>713858937
Good job anon

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:12:04 AM No.713859749 [Report]

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>>713857581 (OP)
>let's get drunk and shave his son

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:16:22 AM No.713859979 [Report] >>713860301

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>>713857581 (OP)

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:19:33 AM No.713860186 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
WHITE NIGGAS

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:21:10 AM No.713860301 [Report]

>>713859979
except that kong THAT CRAFTY OLD KONG he done fooled us all, we heard that slappin and thought he was charging at us right front and center but not a one of us knew that gorillas have tiny little dicks and humans are the big dicked freaks of the ape world which you would perfectly well reason that such a beast might have a bit of a prejudice against humans, lash out in some sorta way. well...

>lights pipe, puffs the righteous puff of the childless, stares off into space

thats a story for another time

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:24:18 AM No.713860510 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
0bama after haircut

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:51:44 AM No.713862220 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
where's the horn?

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:54:51 AM No.713862383 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
looks eastern european

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:57:20 AM No.713862532 [Report]

>>713859013
I only learned who he was thanks to Dr Who.

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 5:57:43 AM No.713862564 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
HE HAS NO HAIR

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 6:17:07 AM No.713863717 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
Sir, this is a SFW board. You can't post Joe Rogan nudes.

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 6:17:52 AM No.713863751 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
Donkey Kong if he homo sapien?

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 6:19:03 AM No.713863821 [Report]

>>713858937
What does this unedited photo of Will and Jada have to do with this thread, anon?

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 6:22:59 AM No.713864048 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
I look like this

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 6:39:06 AM No.713864948 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
Jada Smith

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 6:56:15 AM No.713865927 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
>no genitals
Coward

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 7:04:36 AM No.713866403 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
I want to oil him up.

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 7:06:52 AM No.713866548 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
Nintendo should release a demo for this fucking game or just release it early. There’s nothing to play M-F now that MKW is ruined besides /v/eekend servers. At the very least give us a demo.

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 7:07:24 AM No.713866576 [Report] >>713869805

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>>713857581 (OP)

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 7:08:18 AM No.713866630 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
Brock lesnar?

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 7:18:42 AM No.713867234 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
Why is this nigga white

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 7:46:35 AM No.713868563 [Report] >>713870404

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So with feathers does this make him a chicken

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 7:50:31 AM No.713868765 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
BEHOLD

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 8:12:08 AM No.713869805 [Report]

>>713866576
I really REALLY like this image

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 8:25:19 AM No.713870404 [Report]

>>713868563
This is what happens when you try to make AAA games on a cheap mobile tablet in 2025. Embarrassing. If this is the best that Nintendo can do, they should just get out of the hardware business altogether and make games for other platforms

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 8:50:44 AM No.713871538 [Report]

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>>713858937
Kek!

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 9:11:12 AM No.713872401 [Report]

>>713858937
Keep my wife's DONG out your FUCKING MOUTH!

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 9:25:03 AM No.713872984 [Report] >>713873068

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>>713857581 (OP)

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 9:25:05 AM No.713872989 [Report]

>>713857581 (OP)
He looks indecent. With the tie he just looks like a fat naked sex pest frolicking through the streets.

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 9:27:08 AM No.713873068 [Report]

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>>713872984
Fucking amazing. Edit the DK into the little star on Steven's shirt and it's perfect.