Thread 713860634

>*queues on US servers*
why do they do that?

why would I want to play with other brazilians

FUCK
PERUUUUUUU

>>713860634 (OP)
Which of this conquista rapebabies is the least bad?

>>713860680
you are not better than other brazilians or other latinx joao

>>713860734
Belize
It's a commonwealth of the UK.
All the rest are garbage.

>hate south america
>while staying geographically connected to south america
what do you call this phenotype

>>713860753
Yes I am

>>713861028
We're working on the wall, moat comes next.

>>713861028
>Connected
Says who? Never heard of the panama canal?

>>713860753
i am factually better than all of them as i never voted for lula

>>713861028
i too learned to hate peruvians in my lobbys

source: ex dota 2 palyer

Why does crime seem to get worse the closer you get to the middle of the Americas

>>713860634 (OP)
When the Jews finish poisoning the United States into a collapse ALL of Latino America will attack the weakened USA. Especially Mexico who wants its land back.

And before you say America is tough, nope. Feminism by the Jews stopped masculinity. Don't worry the Jews will leave you nice and weak and you will be DOOMED. To see the United States conquered is the dream. The best part is you dumb whites embraced your own suicide in due time you will be conquered and you will be killed by Mestizos and Mulattoes and such.

>>713861028
being mexican

>>713861041
>yes i am

I WILL play with north americans and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>713861213
Mexico is a Drug Lord nation. And the current leader is a vile Jew.

>>713860634 (OP)
It means they hate other south americans so there's a chance they aren't bad people. Expect heavy ESL accents.

Sudaca here. With my friends we queue on US servers for games like Squad or Hell let Loose because our south american brothers are too retarded and never play the game the way is supposed to be and it's a shit show. This applies to other games that requires any kind of planning or thinking.

>>713861280
holy shit i look like this

>>713861280
>Yes I am

>>713861282
which country are you from? not ashamed of it i hope :)

>>713860634 (OP)
why I would play with locals if I can play with fat american bussies

>>713860634 (OP)
Because all Halo MCC players are in the US

It's your fault for not manifesting your destiny to all of the american continent.
With that being said, most times it's an issue with the company that does the geolocalization, some time ago i've had issues where i would enter american CS:GO servers for no reason at all, and it stopped suddenly.
Blame indian coders, not us Joãos.

south american servers for the game are usually empty. sorry. i don't like the lag either

>>713860753
>>713861093

>>713861327
im going to be real with you, each time i have enter a Spanish guild in any mmo it always end in some shitty drama for egos, that why i only join international guilds now, very chill guild leaders and just a bunch of autistic and kind german people.

>>713861323
omg this
i join NA servers because there is an 100% chance i'll find first world cucks there. expect me to call them filthy woke communists with my thick ESL accent

>Chile
>just a thin line
Seriously what the FUCK were they thinking

>>713861594
>let's cuck out all those other states of sea access lol

My biggest fear when I speak in games is not being outed as an ESL or a Brazilian but being found by another Brazilian.

>>713860634 (OP)
Let’s be honest most of them speak better English than 99% of US born niggers.
>and that’s with 12 years of free school

>>713861594
Cocaina, puto

>>713861327
you are not different or better than other sudacas

>>713861594
its because of the andes mountains to the east, thats pretty much the only reason why chile is shaped the way it is.

>>713861648
you are not different or better than other brazilians

>>713861648
I do the dilma ganhar nem perder speech in chat sometimes. sometimes some brazillian recognizes it and outs themselves.

>>713861743
I don't care, just stay away from me if you're brazilian.

>>713860634 (OP)
Where the fuck else am I supposed to que? I don't speak spanish.

>>713861795
t. complexo de vira-lata

>>713861919
play with your fellow hues

>>713861929
>UHM SORRY CHUD YOU SUFFER FROM SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT FROM YOUR COUNTRYMEN? YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!

>>713861648
This.

>>713861743
Dude, there's niggas out there who think they are women and people have to respect them and call them she/her, the guy only wants to not have to interact with another brazilian because brazilians are the most annoying species on planet Earth, can you blame him?
I know what he's saying cause it's not even about feeling you're above other brazilians, but if everything you consume is foreign you just have nothing in common with other brazilian retards.

/int/ and /sp/ have shown brazilians are the worst posters on the internet

Ouviram do Ipiranga as margens plácidas
De um povo heróico o brado retumbante,
E o sol da Liberdade, em raios fúlgidos,
Brilhou no céu da Pátria nesse instante.

Se o penhor dessa igualdade
Conseguimos conquistar com braço forte,
Em teu seio, ó Liberdade,
Desafia o nosso peito a própria morte!

Ó Pátria amada, Idolatrada, Salve! Salve!
Brasil, um sonho intenso, um raio vívido
De amor e de esperança à terra desce,
Se em teu formoso céu, risonho e límpido,

A imagem do Cruzeiro resplandece.
Gigante pela própria natureza,
És belo, és forte, impávido colosso,
E o teu futuro espelha essa grandeza

Terra adorada, Entre outras mil,
És tu, Brasil, Ó Pátria amada!
Dos filhos deste solo és mãe gentil,
Pátria amada, Brasil!

Deitado eternamente em berço esplêndido,
Ao som do mar e à luz do céu profundo,
Fulguras, ó Brasil, florão da América,
Iluminado ao sol do Novo Mundo!

Do que a terra mais garrida
Teus risonhos, lindos campos têm mais flores;
"Nossos bosques têm mais vida",
"Nossa vida" no teu seio "mais amores".

Ó Pátria amada, Idolatrada, Salve! Salve!
Brasil, de amor eterno seja símbolo
O lábaro que ostentas estrelado,
E diga o verde-louro desta flâmula

Paz no futuro e glória no passado.
Mas, se ergues da justiça a clava forte,
Verás que um filho teu não foge à luta,
Nem teme, quem te adora, a própria morte!

Terra adorada Entre outras mil,
És tu, Brasil, Ó Pátria amada!
Dos filhos deste solo és mãe gentil,
Pátria amada, Brasil!

>>713861513
Lmao I stopped playing MMOs because of that exact same reason, dealing with people's dramas is too tiring when I just want to play a game.There's gotta be something with our culture, or maybe our autists are too extroverted.

>>713860634 (OP)
>Steal half of a country
>Why do they queue in our stolen land?
Dunno, it's a mystery, we will never solve it.

>>713861513
you are not spanish sanchez

>>713860634 (OP)
Because i speak english but not spanish

>>713862358
queue with the other brazilians

>>713861929
t. eleitor de ladrão

Because i don't fucking speak huehuehue and i can understand English

>>713860634 (OP)
Because brazilians have shit taste for games so unless I'm playing DOTA or CS:GO, there's noone to play in SA servers.

>>713862390
that's your country though

>>713862417
queue with the other spanish speakers paco

I won

our side won, your prostrate yourself by abandoning your language , culture and people to post on our germanic protestant anglophone websites

>>713862664
based, keep the street dogs out!

>>713862549
Next year Chile is connecting south-amerca and australia. thanks google.

>>713862549
>oh no! not my acenstral language imposed on my ancestors by roman invaders

>>713861213
heat isn't good for your brain

>>713862726
anglos aren't romans

>>713862726
Who are also your ancestors raul
You dont see balkan slavs crying about speaking slavic even tho they have both slav and native illyrian dna or romanians who have literal roman and dachian dna

>>713860634 (OP)
>living on the west coast
I will take the south americans over the chinese any day of the weak. I'm so sorry I made fun of mexican during halo 2 multi please god kill these chinese horde niggers.

>>713862843
>iberians trying to be racist
kek

I don't know why, but I get less ping in West coast or central (TX) servers than in servers hosted in Latam, even Mexico.

>>713862887
now tell me the percentage of people living in that area that were native iberians

>>713860634 (OP)
jajaja somos americanos

>>713862969
doesn't matter, they all have blood from them

sou foda br uma delicia

>>713862887
Iberian are literal the free use sluts of europe
Taken over by gauls, then romans, then germanic tribes then pre moroccan then by the inbreds habsburgs
Grimm

>>713860634 (OP)
because you don't give us our own server.

Gremlins Inc only has Asia and European servers for fucks sake. Why are eurofags like this?

>>713860634 (OP)
I'm from Central America and I always get paired with gringos. Not my fault.

>>713860634 (OP)
I am in Central America and NA servers are closer than SA servers. I think that's in part because of how the undersea cables are set up. I don't think I have seen any online game with dedicated servers for Mexico or Central America.

Why didn't a nation of le bleached turn into a utopia bros I thought we were heckin based

Sopa do macaco
https://youtu.be/CmxmEEO6v3A?si=Tc7iUGxRdeQdmBdF

>>713863161
most wires go to chile.

>>713860634 (OP)
>kills dota 2 in the anglosphere
PUTA MADRE

>>713860693
>>713861168

I wish we could give brazilians their own server in every single online game.
The average brazilian is incredibly shit at any online videogame and they can't even speak the same language as the rest of the continent.

>>713863161
He's doing the thriller!

>>713863379
wanna know something, weon?
your incakola is made in chile, look the bottle.
you welcome po.

>>713861108
>vooting

>>713862843
NTA but,
>Romans imposed Latin on Iberians
>Latin evolved into Spanish
>Spaniards imposed Spanish on Native Americans

>>713862969
Most of them? The foreign moors were a minority that ruled over a majority of Christians and Muslim converts.

>>713863379
>Inca Kola
>it's fucking yellow

>>713863519
kek

>>713861594
>>713861721
we could've gotten mendoza and patagonia from argentina if we didn't get into various wars agaisnt peru and bolivia

>>713863727
Maybe it doesn't have a ton of artificial coloring?

fodase

>>713863562
>dude don't vote lol it does nothing lol
That's just what (((they))) want you to think.

brazil is a weird phenomenon when it comes to self-hate. indians, southeast asians, middle easterns are all proud of themselves and their culture despite their countries being arguably worse.

>>713863785
lol
lmao even

>>713864075
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongrel_complex

>>713864075
>he doesn't know about brazilian chauvinism
look up videos of foreigners midly interested in anything related to brazil on youtube, not even indians are as obsessed as hues

>>713864148
brazilians complaining about mongrel complex is a form of mongrel complex

>>713860753
I genuinely am, i fix stupid shit on my workplace every single day by just googling shit. Our manager fucked our attendance service by setting a half assed coded AI assistant and never bothering to check what it was doing for four weeks. I had to tard hangle every single employee when a Australian branch representative visisted and explain basic stuff like the concept of him not understanding jokes that only work on our language or that Australia is not in america

>>713864215
My experience with Brazilians is like this as a white American for the last 5 months:

White ones/light skinned pardos: basically suck your dick for showing up to Brazil. Some of the girls acted as my personal chauffeur and showed me around their cities and let me fuck them at their place too. They even let me stay for a week or two. The guys act like you're the most interesting thing to show up if you're an English speaker and some give me personal tours of Rio and free drinks.

>>713864215
case in point >>713864148
brazilian chauvinism is always brushed off as brazilians having low self esteem and needing more pride in themselves
>come to brazil
>brazil mentioned
memes exist for a reason

>>713864075
this but americans and eurotards importing the worst the world has to offer

>>713864420
We need a brazilian Bukele

>>713864075
brazil is too big and split into too many different subcultures and ethnicities. there's no one ''culture'', you can't really define ''brazilian'', it all depends on where you're from and who your ancestors were
strangely America doesn't have this problem. you could put a California libtard, a boomer redneck from the south and some uppity richfag from the northeast in a room together and they'd probably get along because their core values are mostly the same

>>713860634 (OP)
They naturally want to escape the mediocrity of Latin America but wind up bringing it with them as they continue to flood in

>>713864075
Brazilians literally had volunteer soldiers to fight in WW2 and the allies had to ask them to stop because the only thing their forces did was immediately getting hypothermia under any weather outside their hemisphere and they could not afford to take care of them

>>713860634 (OP)
It's a cultural resentment due to our massive inequality issues tied with a sad tendency to worship foreigners.
It's not always the case, but this behavior is quite common, unfortunately.

>>713864562
Not really. We're 100% a monoculture. Regional differences are minor and only stand out compared to something like the US.

>>713864562
brazilian headcanon and cope lol, you're all the same

>>713864606

>worshipping retarded westerners in 2025
kek
does anyone still do this?

>>713864580
Brazilian soldiers in WW2 did fine by any metric. There were just too few to have a significant impact and americans effectively handled all the logistics.

>>713864636
>100% a monoculture
yeah a monoculture of worshiping criminals and everything that is trashy and ghetto.

>>713864538
Go fuck yourself. I fucking hate that shitstain is the only thing you people think about when mentioning this piss stain of a country. Fuck you, and fuck all the enablers of this shit.

>>713864785
cope

>>713864636
>monoculture
>mono = monkey
>macaco
lol.

>>713864075
Brazil's self-hate comes from the fact that the Brazilians who are proud of being hues on the internet are absolutely insufferable and nobody wants to associate with them.

>>713864538
Bolsochud had 4 years and didn't do shit

>>713864881
this, they're the cancer killing /int/ and /sp/

>>713864132
mendoza was a separate occasion from patagonia but it's true, during the 1830s some cuyanos offered the chilean goverment (mainly diego portales) to annex the cuyo region due to them being more culturally and economically linked with chile than with buenos aires, it didn't go through because portales wanted to have support from the rosas goverment so they could help against the peru bolivia confederation and not have another front

>>713864892
Yeah he was a fraud, hope he gets arrested for being an incompetent retard

>>713864892
Yeah. He's a retard.
To be fair though, it's unlikely anyone could have changed anything significant with our useless congress and carebear supreme court.

>>713864785
Considering your piss stain of a country was known as the murder capital of the world, it's a step up

I love my bootifully green hue country, but that's mostly because I live in a far off city that crackheads and druglords haven't found out about yet.

>less cheaters
>american players are better in coop but worse at competitive
>single language servers
>I can practice my english

Why do you like gacha?

>>713860634 (OP)
For some niche games you can't find enough people on our severs so US is the next best option ping wise, in other cases the game don't have a SA sever at all and as mentioned before in the thread some times is better to just avoid playing with people from here.

>>713860634 (OP)
Yeah the United States and Antartica really are the worst

>>713860634 (OP)
I have been playing in US servers for almost 20 years now. At first it was just to improve my English, but now I activelly avoid brazilians, as they turn everywhere they go into a trashy favela. Disgusting, obnoxious, loud, backstabbing monkeys.
I have literally NOTHING in common with these subhumans other than sharing a border.

>>713864256
Look on the bright side, you are like a God to these monkeys. If you can remember that and play the social game you should go far.

>>713864132
Had to give away a big chunk of the Patagonia to avoid a 3-way front war.

>>713860634 (OP)
I usually only do that when I don't have servers with enough players to play with. Like BF4 for example, if I want to play all maps rush, there are no BRs servers or there's only one and the likelihood of it being empty is high.

>>713866224
what's it like being born as an ESL? genuinely...

>>713860634 (OP)
i don't, at least not on purpose because i always get 200+ ping since i'n literally at the other side of the planet
if the game decides to throw me into an US server because the 3 other people that play that game in this continent are asleep is not my fault

>Game where being a SA player always connects you to a Br server
>There’s no decent middle ground for the rest of South America, and anyone who isn’t Brazilian has shit ping
Nobody fucking wins

>>713860634 (OP)
There aren't any SA servers.
And even when there are, they're always either empty or full of hackers.

>>713862174
The entire landmass was stolen.

>>713869040
NTA but it's pretty nice, you end up having a decent level of proficiency on two or more languages.

>>713869040
It's fun. Imagine you being a toddler and listening to pop songs, not understanding shit and then years later you somehow can make sense of it. It's pretty cool, almost feels like magic.