Thread 713863125

I'm just not that interested in GTA anymore

>>713863125 (OP)
I mean GTA V was mediocre at best and given the slop every single AAA studio has been shoveling out over the last decade it's basically impossible for GTA VI to somehow beat the odds.

>>713863125 (OP)
Neither am I but I am interested in Jason.

>Every foid is ugly as shit
>But MC is steroid filled gigachad
Why are all games made for foids now?

I thought latinas h8 yt bois?

>>713863125 (OP)
I want to suck his dick and cum in his butthole.

>>713863125 (OP)
>woo I'm a wacky criminal stealing cars!
Yeah, we grew up.

>GTAV2 releases in 2026
>pc port in 27 or 28
>can buy it on sale for $60 in 2029

>>713863125 (OP)
100% DL dom top, he is on Sniffies 24/7 while calling people fags in public

>>713865651
I mean I dunno how it is now but I graduated in 2003 and I went to school in SoCal and every damn latina chick then wanted white dudes. If you were a blonde haired blue eyed white guy there was a line of Mexican chicks wanting to hop on your cock.

>>713863125 (OP)
too sexy

>>713865651
Lol no, every Latina wants a white man as a husband to impress their family.
They even travel interstate to country festivals to pick up white guys

>>713867616
>dom top
no thanks

>>713867705
>graduated in 2003

Nigga you old af go to bed.

>>713863125 (OP)
Yeah I don't play GTA to live out some goblina's white fever fantasy. I just wanna kill lots of niggers.

>>713867889
power bottom?

PIT HAIR

>>713865651
only twitter hates white bois

>>713863125 (OP)
It would be nice to play an actual stud because every prior GTA protag had to pay for sex. Which works for the gimmick.
Only exception is CJ with the date/hot coffee

>>713863125 (OP)
I hope they let us shave his body.

>>713863125 (OP)
these are unrealistic beauty standards

The only reason sexoo is allowed in this is because it's an interracial couple. When this comes out prepare to see a lot of WMLF couples IRL. Social engineering at its finest.

>>713870254
theres already lots of WMXF couples everywhere.

>>713870254
>why doesn't my game about degenerate criminals has ideal Norman Rockwellian white couple

>>713863125 (OP)
I used to not give a shit at all about GTA, until I saw that you can make Lucía really buff in this game...

>>713863125 (OP)
im not even gay but id get on my knees to worship the cock belonging to anyone who looked like this

>>713870351
The last good gta game was vice city, san andreas was open world slop then they took that formula and made the series' focus pretentious garbage with IV.

>>713870254
That’s literally the most common pairing in the US, maybe globally as well considering how LatAm came into being.

>>713870681
I'm gay and I would rather cook him a nice breakfast every morning with a cold beer then give him a back rub after shooting up a bank

>>713870254
Society becoming too aware of itself was the downfall of creativity. We will never see another genuine work again.

>>713870829
Why not do all that without doing crime?

need yt boi bf

>>713863125 (OP)
How the FUCK am I supposed to compete with this? Goddamn it

white power

>>713863125 (OP)
he looks like ha has brown bf

I hope this game will make white boys stop acting like insecure faggots that end up shooting up schools because they think women only want black cock

>>713871901
the fact you had to make this post makes you sound like the insecure faggot you projecting nigger.
get the BWC out of your mind and stop being gay.

>>713871949
>immediately triggered
Found the insecure white boy

>>713871901
>insecure
>taking the trash out
choose one

>>713863125 (OP)
he looks unironically gay as fuck.

>>713871681
Yeah.

>>713872070
How did Rockstar do it?

>>713865867
i thought fags were either top or bottom

>>713872198
I think Rockstar has leftie activists pretending to work there.

>>713865493
It just tries to be realistic, I've seen so many good looking dudes that take care of themselves with ugly bitches, that I started to question my sexuality. Maybe I'm not attracted to women and that's why I see them as ugly? No, they were just really ugly bitches.

They should have added someone that looks like Jill Valentine acting like a cop-gf (like Kaoru in Yakuza 2)

>>713872248
Gays have different preferences when it comes to what happens in the bedroom. Some prefer to be dominant others submissive. There are those that enjoy bother aka versatiles. There are even men that don't like penetration at all and only engage in frotting or intercrual sex.

>>713872346
>it's real in my mind
>gay bois fuck whales
doubt.jpg

>>713872424
Never said anything about whales or gays though? Just ugly bitches that don't take care of themselves, no make up, ugly wrinkled skin, spaghetti hair.

>>713872569
>chads have relationships with uggos
>chads have relationships
they dont

>>713871901
I wish there was a game that made niggers stop acting like niggers but that will never happen

>>713863125 (OP)
It will turn into shark card slop quickly. Rockstar is dead

>>713876665
ggaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>713863125 (OP)
>>I'm just not that interested in GTA anymore
No one is. Wiggers are out of styld and laughed at, worldwide.

>>713863125 (OP)
How do I look like this?

>>713872346
Easy to check. If you're repulsed by the thought of the way female body parts smell and look like, and you get hard when you think of other men's bodies, you sure as fuck is gay. But it's normal not to be attracted to straight up ugly bitches.

>>713877442
gay board

>I can play as a latina
that's all I need

>>713867705
Blond haired men are consistently ranked as least attractive by all races

>>713863125 (OP)
No one wants to play as chad and a foid. GTA is about playing as an ugly psychopathic social outcast.

>>713863125 (OP)
After the massive disappointment known as GTAV, it’s completely understandable

>>713879796
Doubt

>>713863125 (OP)
GTA is for teenagers, always has been

>>713863125 (OP)
>anymore
people who liked this game have no taste

>>713867705
nigga was born in THE 80S

>>713863125 (OP)
I have 0 interest in the game but it made me appreciate the American white trash redneck male archetype and now I really want a redneck bf

>>713881183
Foid it’s made for you

>>713879796
cope, jeet

>>713863125 (OP)
>play gta3 because of the hype at the time
>didnt like it, didnt finish it
>vice city I really liked, but again never finished it
>4 I did finish, but I wouldnt label it as fun
>did really enjoy Red dead 1 and beat it
>boughted 5 on ps3, strong dislike
>got it again on pc, regular dislike
>red dead 2, whilst impressive, not fun at all, stopped 40% in
I'm just not going to buy this one. Rockstar games are impressive, but the openworld novelty hasnt been a novelty for decades now and their mission design is shit.
I even sold my only hardware to could play it on day one (SeX) because I legit dont care for it.

Saying you dont like GTA and arent going to buy 6 is such a mind melt too a lot of people today.

>>713881287
I'm a gay male

>homo general
good to see /v/ mods found a place to hangout

>>713863125 (OP)
How the fuck is he this muscular but has zero fat around the waist?
It’s impossible to look like this unless you’re bodybuilding for a living (or roiding)

>>713868942
Imagine the smell.

>>713867705
Grandpa is talking

>>713863125 (OP)
>roidtranny gta protag
Sad

>>713863125 (OP)
same desu
i've played my share in vice city and 5

>>713863125 (OP)
I would have been interested if it was set in the 80s.

>>713863125 (OP)
I have never been interested in GTA before but now I am because of all the gay porn I've seen of Jason

>>713865651
It's true. All my brown incel friends on the Mongolian basket weaving forum told me that.

>>713863125 (OP)
I will only play if I can make him fat, bald and surgically shorter and chinless and a few shades browner so that I can self-insert.

>>713863125 (OP)
>>713865443
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>>713867797
>makes all Latinx and black girls wet

Why did they pick Neymar's likeness for GTA's protagonist?

>>713863125 (OP)
Still 5 years until PC release.
I couldn't give a flying fuck about GTA6 any more.

>>713867538
PS6 is ~27-28.
PC release won't be until ~30. Triple Dip again.

>miami
>fishing
>minigolf
>incompetent violent latina gf
>riced out cars that dont go fast
this isnt gta this is a retirement simulator and i am all in favor of that

>>713867496
yeah this but unironically
i know humor doesn't age well, but the "satire" of both GTA IV and V ring completely hollow with me now

>>713863125 (OP)
Are you prepared to see the main game just being an excuse to get the next Online going?

>>713863125 (OP)
Same, if the game was an RPG or gave you more freedom to do stuff not just mini games it would be more fun. GTA5 I really didn't play much at all, I beat the story and then goofed arounda bit and that was it only have 104 hours in it total.

>>713863125 (OP)
>a new generation addicted to BWC
based rockstar

>>713877883
Roids.

>>713863125 (OP)
This is what gamers want.

>>713890059
Xbox is dead, Playstation isn't selling, GTA 6 might not come to Switch 2. It'll come fast to PC.

>>713898004
>GTA 6 might not come to Switch 2
No need to say "might". It "will not" come to Switch 2.

>>713898159
Way crazier ports have happened in the past, zoomer

>>713868812
The guy I'm currently seeing is a muscular bottom. What gives? Shouldn't they all be power tops

>>713863125 (OP)
I look and talk like this.

>>713882210
Lost? Can't find Reddit?

>>713898828
>Lost? Can't find Reddit?

>>713899034
Ah, you're from Sharty. Got it.
Carry on with your newfagging.

>>713863125 (OP)
How many thousands of threads will homos make of this until mods start deleting them?

>>713899308
There are multiple dedicated gay boards, I think you're on the wrong website

>>713899368
>homo has so many diseases he can't even make sense anymore

>>713899474
>newfag scared and wants mods to delete threads
Pathetic

>>713863125 (OP)
Kill all faggots.

>>713899604
An hero yourself fatty

>>713863125 (OP)
It's simple; Western games aren't designed for straight men anymore. Mind you I have no real issue with the male character looking like this, even though women will deny that this is meant to be fanservice for them. But then you look at Lucia and it's obvious to everyone but brainwashed ass lovers that he's out of her league.

>>713899638
Will you stop being upset if I let you suck my dick, faggot? If you're a good boy I'll even let you rim my hairy asshole, you'd probably love that.

WE COULD BE SO HOT
HOT TOGETHER
SO HOT, HOT TOGETHER

>>713899754
Will you stop samefagging if I call you out now? Wannabe janny having a melty

>>713863125 (OP)
Why do homos love shit so much? They fuck each other in the ass and then suck each other off just to taste it. It's so weird.

>>713899754
>hates fags so much he invites them for detailed gay sex
Uh oh repression at its finest!
Did someone get hard looking at Bridget and Poison?

>>713899873
*pisses in your mouth*
You're welcome, gay boy.

>>713899949
>closet fag lost in a gay thread asks people to eat his ass and drink his piss
Almonds activated

>>713866057
>>713866402
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>>713876665
What did the /v/ moderator mean by this?

>>713900000
Quints checked

>>713900000
Holy checked

>>713900053
What's the problem? You guys post gacha sluts all day

is this achievable natty

>>713900153
>What's the problem?
HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, hepatitis B and C, and HPV, you disgusting homo.

>>713900261
All diseases straight people can get...

>>713900331
>possible for straight people to get
>likely for homos like you to have

>>713900385
They don't have prophylactics in your country?

>>713890002

I can confirm that Latinas are machines built solely for sex with White men.

>>713900434

>They don't have prophylactics in your country?

The dinosaurs are all extinct, senpai.

>>713900604
You can't put an pteracondom on your pteradicktyl?

>>713900676

Suck my petracocktyl.

>Jannies would delete video game threads because they don't like the game personally.
>They would keep instead literal homosexual threads like this and will actively participate in them.
And then they wonder why posters shit up the board in retaliation.

>>713900797
You keep bumping it with your samefagging retard are you new here?
How many times do I have to btfo you, third worlder

>>713900757
Yes daddy :)

>>713900757
Why don't you get hit by a comet, dinoNERD

>>713900876
>noooo stop insulting us faggots, sucking shit smeared cock is our basic human right!!

>>713901379
>admits to samefagging
I rest my case

>>713863125 (OP)
Diddy ahh thread.

>>713863125 (OP)
I am because im not old

>>713904102
Nah bro thinks he isn't already unc status :skull:

>>713900604
Based prehistoric mogging. Extinct but still clapping cheeks harder than half this board.

>>713872376
>only engage in frotting or intercrual sex.
My bf and I. Butt stuff is for degenerates.

>>713863125 (OP)
Same. Doesnt help that the last gta is 12 years old and it was shit made to milk people as hard as possible.

the game will have an ai podcast radio station
two ai dudes talking with each other about the things the player does

>>713867705
>graduated in 03
Old ass nigga

>>713863125 (OP)
How do I attain this physique

>>713872346
>miami
>only uggo women
>realistic

>>713908409
Join the Army, apparently.

>>713863125 (OP)
>more fucking shitty drive from point A to point B and shoot a bunch of people missions that are so on rails that literally fucking GTA 3 had more player freedom on how to complete the mission
>some random scripted events are sprinkled in on the road you take to the next shitty boring mission,
>said events are literally another drive from point A to point B mission
> game journalist :"OMG THIS IS GROUNDBREAKING INNOVATION"

>>713867705
Ancient ahh nigga

Gay sex

>>713879796
>Indian men are consistently ranked as least attractive by all races
ftfy, blond men are on the very top of attraction, non-white women literally drool over blue eyes and blonde hair

>>713863125 (OP)
me either I played V online again recently and its just a second job, and it can't decided if its a crime simulator or ready player one.
6 is going to suck balls, youtube thumbnails saying this is what 6 will fix on the map and im like nigga its two towns and a whole lot of empty space, again. not spending 100 bucks and new console for that.

i'm just going to make my own games.

>>713879796
>>713913882
NTA but blonde hair only looks good on women. Men with natural blonde hair look weird.

>>713863125 (OP)
Same

>>713914838
that man is just plain ugly no matter what hair color you tried to give him

>>713880435
Dark blond hair is not the same as light blond hair. Light blond gives off fuckin redhead vibes.

>>713914838
Isn't that the faggot obsessed with Billy Mitchell?