Thread 713864404

Have you ever met with female gamers in the lobbies or surroundings?

>>713864404 (OP)
pokemon games are dogshit, play a real game boy game like catrap.

>>713864404 (OP)
yeah, i have a brick and SP and my og pokemon blue

i heard some female gamers talk in squad sometimes. it's kind of weird hearing combat chatter from females.

>>713864404 (OP)
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""girl"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>713864803
i still remember the girls into invader zim back many years ago its true...

>>713864404 (OP)
Where are all these gir merchandise sporting girls now?

>>713865215
With families, entirely dropping their youthful personalities.

>>713864404 (OP)
I went on a date with a girl to a movie theater once and she stank so badly I wanted to gag. She also took her shoes off in the theater and played with her feet. Fucking disgusting.

>>713864618
Sauce on artist?

>>713864404 (OP)
The reason you can't stop thinking about females is because you have been inundated with romantic and sexual propaganda from your birth that presented unrealistic, non existing females who behaved like cool buddies under layers of makeup and filters, accompanied by tons of sexual artifacts.

In reality females are the losers from your high school but even dumber and without a dick. You don't need them to play games, you didn't want to play games eith them until you were shamed/forced by your mom/teacher to do it.

So ask yourself what the fuck are you doing starting a thread on an anonymous website board about video games asking about females.

>713866157
schizophrenic nonsense

>chat with a girl online
>get along pretty well, might even start dating her
>one day, for no particular reason, after doing nothing wrong and no warning, get unfriended and blocked

>>713866661
She found someone attractive IRL and lost feelings. Long distance relationships never work for this reason.

>>713866661
this shit happened to me a few months ago
she was a tf2 medic main and by coincidence lived a state over and I thought I we were doing pretty good until she blocked me out of nowhere one day

>>713866661
this guy fell victim to online dating LOL!
hopefully you learned something out of it

>>713866661
This happened to me but after 6 years of long-distance dating where we met up several times, because fucking some loser down the street is always the preferable option for them (she was cheating for months beforehand it turned out)
Long-distance is a scam and I was a fucking retard for EVER falling for it

>>713866440
>no argument
you're a subhuman or a bot

>>713866661
>thinks literally having an online conversation means date worthy
are you that fucking socially inept holy shit
until you meet face to face, long distance or online means absolutely nothing compared to some faggot down the street who's available

>>713864404 (OP)
no

>>713864404 (OP)
unironically i have never meet a female gamer, not trying to be an incel about it i just never meet a girl like thay

>>713865195
>>713865215
>>713865770
silly boys. we still exist, tee hee

>>713867515
>not trying to be an incel
If by incel you mean feminized faggot then you did by typing like that

>>713867580
>tee hee

>>713864404 (OP)
The only girls I know that play games I met through other friends, trying to make friends online that are female fucking sucks because they think you just want to fuck them, so they act all boring and reserved as not let their guard down.

>>713867671
I would of been fine, I do it the German way. Didn't even know it was a thing too.

>>713867741
But you DO just want to fuck them

>>713867778
Happened during a relationship, but also just broke up with a BPDemon so I don't want to try anything besides friendships right now.

>>713866661
for me it was a year of slowly getting to know her, being a friend, us gradually realising that there might be something, then 6 months of edating then 2 months where we did absolutely nothing at all, not even talking to each other before i said uhh maybe this isnt working out and neither of us really gave a shit by that point
long distance is an emotional scam unless it's a short enough distance to feasibly visit each other at least twice a month, and then after a few years at most you should be planning to move in together

i've known plenty of chicks who play games, some i've dated. they all go into two (2, dos, ni, deux, duo) categories:
play stuff like skyrim, minecraft and sims for hundreds and hundreds of hours and are terrible at it but it's kind of endearing
or
play stuff like League of Legends, FFXIV or WoW for thousands of hours, are completely cracked at the games and it's disgusting.

I plan on living alone and dying alone. I walk around the house with a gun at my hip so that if something happens where I need medical attention and I can't get it, I can just end it instantly.

>>713864404 (OP)
>playing valorant with brother and his friends
>say in chat to the one rando "jett hit 90"
>girl says "omg i love your voice"
>turn off comms the rest of the game
>brother makes fun of me for it in person next time i see him

>>713868395
this was my experience being in a discord group of all americans except me with my posh ass bri'ish voice
i have never felt more disgusted by other people finding a part of me attractive

>Meet girl in an mmo I play
>She gives me her number
>Calls me every night for a month
>Eventually tells me I'm not her type
>Then THE VERY NEXT DAY she laments 'nobody in the world wants her'

I guess I'm nobody.

>>713864404 (OP)
yeah
they were all fat, mid, and taken

>>713869104
I've had those strawberry sandwiches before, they are divine.

>>713864598
based catrap awarer of. you never beat every level of catrap. and you cannot prove it

>>713864404 (OP)
i met a couple girls in gold nova back in csgo before valorant released. if they weren't annoying then i'd treat them normally, but about half the time they were even worse than me and/or had a white knight so then i'd either troll or say slurs which got the white knight mad.

>>713864404 (OP)
kinda, it's rare. i ran into a girl playing tarkov once. the rest that i've run into are unfriendly lesbians who make it sound that communicating with me is a chore. like bitch, i need to coms to win i'm not interested in you.

>The year is 202X. A single mom in her 30s was just stood up on a coffee date by a guy from Bumble who never showed. She sits in the cafe eyeballing Pokemon Crystal prices on eBay. She already texted the babysitter that she'll be back early.
Could've been there for her anons. Where were you?

>>713867894
based

>>713870135
idk probably sleeping. i sleep from 6am to around 2pm.

>>713870135
>Where were you?
somewhere being happy that i'm not a step-father probably.

>>713870135
out for a run, or napping.

definitely not going for coffee dates with single mothers, ewwwwwwww

>>713870135
>A single mom in her 30s was just stood up on a coffee date by a guy from Bumble who never showed
Good.

>>713870135
jesus christ.
>casually omits she is 400 pounds the child is black and she lives in baltimore in "a medical adjacent field" is in hundreds of thousands of dollars debt and only pays rent thanks to mommy and daddy who own several properties in various cities and travel in their retirement for every season and spend 2 months out of the year on a carnival cruise

>Where were you?
I was at home playing mario kart world on switch 2 with great dismay while wishing I was playing mario kart DS which I could be on my hacked WiiU which is in perfect working condition and charging next to my switch 2.

>>713870135
Keeping my distance from stinky tattooed cunts.
>Invader Zim
God, imagine her hygiene.

>>713864404 (OP)
if you were actually alive during that time you would know these girls were insufferable

>>713864404 (OP)
I think every woman I have met that actually plays games as a hobby is either insufferable, a furfag, a lesbian or some mix of those 3. surely it's just bad luck but the furfag lesbians are everywhere jesus fucking christ.

>>713864404 (OP)
No such thing as good stink.

>>713864404 (OP)
i met a girl from /v/ actually, worst thing that ever happened to me, she did stink good though

>>713870620
>has never smelt the combination of sweat, cheap perfume and novelty shampoo
I never got the appeal of smellfags but sometimes there's something that just hits right.

>>713870620
I beg to fucking differ
>tfw gf who rides horses comes back stinking like a barn and all I could think about was eating her out and raw dogging her missionary

god I miss that crazy bitch

>>713870620
maybe you stink like shit nigga but my hair smells like hazelnuts if i get ripe.

>>713866661
She probably met a BLACK man, nothing you could do about it

>>713864618
why is the cup photoshopped?

>>713870803
Joshua 3inch Ulmer

>>713870135
Playing Pokémon Crystal on my 3DS.

>>713870701
What happened to her?

>>713870695
>>713870701
>perfume
>barn smell
None of that is actual "stink"
the fuck is wrong with you
female stinks just as bad as male
t. accidentally smelled a working rural girl 7 years younger than me

>>713870907
She left him for a horse.

>>713868886
You werent nobody. You were "guy #12927" that she met online and was currently working along with 3 other guys for emotional support until she got bored of you and went on to the next guy in line.

>>713871008
>accidentally

>>713870907
Depression + cutter + suicidal with past issues that only got worse as the relationship went on. relationship fell apart as we left college and tried to get jobs. desu I wasn't helping either cause that depression + cutting + suicidal talk from her was breaking my mind toward the end.

mfs aint lying when they say horse girls are fucking nuts.

>>713870135
Not giving a shit about imaginary sad people doing childish things

>>713864803
Only girls are into invader zim, somehow. The fandom is mostly made of 35-40 yo women. I'm not joking.

>>713871008
Do you think "stink" is just something that's defined by one scent and not a product of surroundings? "Girl who stinks good" is most certainly referring to how those types had a specific smell as opposed to your unwashed caveman ass.

>>713866661
you didn't see them on webcam or meet them so it was probably a guy
sorry that you're retarded and in denial but it's just the truth

>>713871008
speak for yourself man i love eating a chick's ass when she hasn't showered in days, i love when chicks don't shave too, i'm a cave man

>>713868886
>Meet girl
guy*

>>713871008
>female stinks just as bad as male
but my sweaty stinky balls smells really good and i keep scratch'n'sniffing them thoughbeit

>>713871001
it's something you can never provide

>>713870135
>single mom
>all those tattoos
nah nahnahnah

>>713865215
GIR is strongly linked with the scene girl/boys.
>now
You just never payed attention to it. Though, all the y2k nostalgia bullshit from late millenials and early zoomers is making more popular

>>713864404 (OP)
let me guest... trans?

>>713871223
t. larper

>>713871098
you should've help put more cuts on her wrists and licked them when she was done

>actually typing an answer
>it's a fetish thread
Never mind

>>713864404 (OP)
This is my real life fujo gf and I couldn't be happier.

>>713870135
Even if I were literally in that room, right next to her, I would never have considered for a single moment that she would want me to do anything whatsoever. Also she probably wouldn't have wanted me to. Also LOL LMAO SINGLE MOTHER I'm not dealing with that shit.

>>713864404 (OP)
The few I knew became lesbians or drank the non-binary kool aid. Though most of them were weebs first and foremost than gamers.
I'll probably become a wizard with the way the way the world is heading to and having no motivation to chase someone myself.

>>713871098
>suicidal talk from her was breaking my mind toward the end
I feel you brother.
Every single day, there had to be talk about hating men, some paranoid shit, about hating herself, about wanting to kill/hurt herself. As if it were a routine.
You try to be there for her, but it absolutely destroys your mind as time goes on.

>>713870135
Not paying for the coffee of the second guy that ditched her only to pay for the child of the first. What is this, the cuckolympics?

>>713872023
the first time a gf hit me with the want to kill myself i just told her that's your choice and i support you in it and she never brought it up again, but she did constantly tell people i told her to kill herself to drum up sympathy

>>713872152
Yeah, after some time you learn not to give her much to work with, so it can't be twisted into that sort of victim shit.

>>713871295
subjective...

>>713872141
graaaaaaaah
gib lanky gf NOW or I will [REDACTED] in minecraft!!

>>713873073
>tfw no butterface gf

>>713864404 (OP)
No the only gaymers that interact with me are trannies, I don't know why they gravitate to me, maybe it's because I have long hair and am clean-shaven, so they think I am one of them.

>>713870135
these single moms cant get it out the trenches.

>>713873164
that sux b
have any of them been passable? i dont wanna say anything crazy, but you know.. curiosity n all that

>>713866661
>erp with actual girl
>turns into her sending nudes, fapping over the phone, webcam, etc
>ayo wanna meet up?
>sorry anon I have a boyfriend, i know im a slut but i cant
>w/e i guess we can still erp and shit
>*blocks me next day*
what the FUCK was her problem

No, but I had a good thing going on with a coworker but my autistic ass blew it
>t.became cold and started to push her away for no reason

>>713873438
Guilt got to her

>>713873306
1 was actually really cute like a twink basically, the other was horrendous just looked like a dude with long frizzy hair.

>>713873073
>Those stickers
Do not pass GO
Do not collect $200

Broccoli heads trying to piece together what a scene girl was like it's some shattered Mesopotamian vase is harrowing

>>713874043
they were awesome, women like that were the best, then the internet broke them.

>>713864618
I can fix her

>>713874063
Scenes were on the internet...Livejournal? Gaia? Deviantart? Hello?

>>713867087
>she was a tf2 medic main
thats def a tranny

>>713874043
they'll never know what it was like to go to a rave in 2010 and chat up scene chicks with cheshire cat tattoos and they'd talk about dumb conspiracies they saw on facebook.

>>713874613
>2010
That was waaay too late and when they started to morph into tumblrinas or >>713870135

>>713864404 (OP)
My childhood friend is a girl gamer, she used to be cute and blonde and did gymnastics and we'd play games, but ever since she went to college it all went downhill, she gained like 30 pounds, has piercings and tattoos, dresses like a retard, has died hair and of course has political brainrot. Now she finished and is back in town this summer and it's really weird. Of course her favorite game is last of us and is trying to shill dustborn onto me. Also our families are acting like we're going to get married or something, pressuring me to date her. First of all ew, but also deep down I still see my old friend.
Anyways, yes I know a female gamer. Btw I hate videogames

>>713870135
>single mother
I was minding my own business

>>713870135
is the child white?

>>713864404 (OP)
I met my wife on an mmo

>>713874431
the internet hadn't broken them yet.

>>713875113
sort of. it's a hapa (im the father)

>>713875135
tutorial?

>>713867087
Sorry brother, but the moment she told you she mains Medic is where you should've realized that her heart has no room for you.

>>713870701
That's horse piss dude. The smell of horse piss.
Captcha approves of your PINGAS though.

>>713875237
Congrats on your future school shooter or porn star

>>713873073
>gib
What have you done to earn one?

>>713875227
They were born from the internet lil guy I don't know what to tell you. They willingly broke themselves turning into SJWs and shit. I knew a ton and saw it happen in real time. Blame smartphones like for everything else I guess.

>>713875351

engineerbros we still have a chance

>>713875775
Yeah they were always cursed. Things still look sort of alright when they first go off the rails but then it keeps going for another 20 years.

>>713872141
>someone is trying to charge money for this bitch on the VaM market with no pene
They aren't making any money with subpar merchandise like that.

>>713874878
You can fix her
I'm dead serious

>>713875351
>Yaoi hands on the doll

>>713874878
she went to college and absorbed jewish propaganda and degenerate culture but it's not too late for her
>btw I hate videogames
get out

>>713870402
i don't know anon, comparing his fantasy to yours, his is much better

>>713871008
You gotta be in the right mindset, like when you scratch your balls and then sniff.

>>713870135
>phew, just had a nightmare where I was raising a mutt baby, glad that's over
>man that bathroom blowie back in high school was awesome, what did we call her again? vacuum vicky? lmao
>but not as awesome as emulating thousands of games for free

Why do failed normalfag losers come here on a vidya board just to always make threads and posts about foids?

>>713870135
I have a physical copy of pokemon crystal, how easy would it be to pull a chick like this

>>713864404 (OP)
Simping is not discussing of video games. Kill yourself.

I am 26 years old and have never kissed a girl.

>>713864404 (OP)
Not falling for you stink psyop, roastie

>>713866661
For me, it's them dropping all attachment to me as soon as they see my face. At least irl my ugliness stops them from wasting my time.

>>713879757
Yeah well in seven years you'll be 33 and never have kissed a girl if you don't do something about it right literally now. I don't know what, I only know that nothing I ever did works, just know that NOTHING will change with time, only action. Again, I have no idea what action, but it has to be possible, and you have to do it NOW.

You subuhman failed normalfags need to fuck off once and for all.

>>713882520
Do you have any idea how old that image is now? "Back then" is further back from now than the site's creation was at the point that image was made. You're not imagining that there was a 'back then' but it's been dead and buried for over a decade and a half.

Women don't actually exist. It's just been a massive conspiracy throughout all of history. Men have unknowingly been making love to residents of Saturn this whole time, and eventually they will carry out their evil plot to put rings around the Earth.

>girl I was dating told me my dick stank in a good way
>immediately lost all attraction towards her and had to break things off

>>713882913
I feel like that's the best thing a girl could ever say to me.