Thread 713871258 - /v/ [Archived: 715 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:44:48 AM No.713871258
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:46:12 AM No.713871316
Did /v/ always make fun of him?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:47:50 AM No.713871408
>>713871258 (OP)
sales status?

death stranding wasn't exactly a hit and this sequel had zero hype
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:49:25 AM No.713871480
>>713871408
kojimbo doesn't give a fuck about sales
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:50:32 AM No.713871530
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:51:14 AM No.713871556
>>713871258 (OP)
this that japanese guy who really likes feet from hollywood women?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:51:44 AM No.713871576
>>713871316
he is a funny guy
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:51:47 AM No.713871581
>>713871480
>>713871530
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:53:22 AM No.713871649
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>>713871408
/v/ continues to be incredibly out of touch with video games
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:55:47 AM No.713871772
>>713871408
Death Stranding had low initial sales, but also very long legs. It was kind of a sleeper hit.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:58:40 AM No.713871894
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>>713871649
dumb textposter
revenue does not equal profit

netflix uses the same word games when trying to pretend a new show is popular
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:59:28 AM No.713871942
alright
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>>713871316
Not necessarily "make fun of him", but he's always made us laugh.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:01:40 AM No.713872018
I finished the original Death Stranding a while ago but did hardly any side quests. Are there are good/funny ones /v/ would recommend?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:01:54 AM No.713872026
>>713871649
well to be fair 505 is a bottomfeeding company that's going out of business
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:03:34 AM No.713872080
>>713871894
5 million copies 4 years ago
It was objectively a massive success.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:03:38 AM No.713872084
pekora
pekora
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:06:38 AM No.713872215
>>713872080
Squenix's Tomb Raider sold a lot of copies too and failed to make a profit

Death Stranding 1's advertising was pretty much everywhere, that stupid baby specifically
This one was much more modest in comparison
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:07:35 AM No.713872247
>>713871258 (OP)
Konpeko konpeko konpeko!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:09:23 AM No.713872326
>>713872018
there are random easter eggs and cameos but they have nothing to do with orders as far as I can remember.
The only things I remember off the top of my head are the cutscene that plays on your birthday (that you typed in when you started the game) and the jumpscare in your room. It was actually scary but it's only in the directors cut.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:10:54 AM No.713872390
>>713872326
Any stupid/funny items I might have missed?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:16:35 AM No.713872596
>>713871316
It's hard not to. He's such a pretentious and egotistical faggot. If I ever got the chance I'd give him an atomic wedgie in front of whatever celebrity he's currently fantasizing about tongue punching. Maybe spraypaint "Norman Reedus please let me suck your cock" on the side of his car so Norman will think he's gay for him
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:18:55 AM No.713872707
>>713872390
there's a silly beaver hat you can get but I don't remember who gives it.
the inventor (i think) in ds 2 gives you something similar and sam can reference the original one in the dialogue options.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:19:01 AM No.713872716
>>713872596
>Just so you know, it may look like "Norman Reedus please let me suck your cock" car that I'm driving today, but I am not a gay.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:24:50 AM No.713872975
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>>713871649
>20 million players, not sales
>Game Pass
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:30:41 AM No.713873231
>>713871258 (OP)
>勝っているか、息子?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:48:31 AM No.713874036
>>713872975
if DS2 is not a hit Geoff and Sony will own Kojima's ass for all eternity
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:30:24 AM No.713875797
>>713871258 (OP)
He keeps insisting himself on others
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:54:55 AM No.713876852
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>>713872975
la creatividad without fronteras
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:06:54 AM No.713877327
>>713871649
>20 million players
>game was an epic free game
what a disaster holy lmao
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:08:09 AM No.713877380
>>713871258 (OP)
EL CREATIVIDAD
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:13:48 AM No.713877645
memories of murder
memories of murder
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>>713871258 (OP)
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:14:43 AM No.713877704
>>713871258 (OP)
Woah buddy, I think you got the wrong door, leather club's two blocks down!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:24:49 AM No.713878173
>>713871258 (OP)
>got fired by konami
>went on to make two walking sims with superficial messages presented as something profound and bloated budgets spent on hollywood actors and directors rather than better gameplay
So this... this is the true power of unrestricted creatividad...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:32:37 AM No.713878571
>>713872018
I wouldn’t bother unless you just want to soak in the games atmosphere. I just liked building zipline networks in the highlands.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:36:15 AM No.713878729
>>713871316
Laughed at for being an oddball whose English isn't very good, yes, but people really started to turn on him after TPP