Thread 713877913

the shouting and making loud noises just isnt fun

it is when it's me doing your mom though LMAO

fred fucks? FRED FUCKS?!

>AVGN, what's that?
>A VAGINA
that was funny, also the little red hood review

>>713878056
he ruins his own jokes by putting "just joking" after them so none of his tranny redditor fans get offended

what, didn't like his beat it joke when he has explain how to reveal Samus is a girl by beating the game fast?

>>713877913 (OP)
it's not 2013 anymore

>>713878293
he ruined it with "im just joking, dont get offended xD"

>>713877913 (OP)
I laugh every time he makes the frowny face

Where did the hair go?

men lose test as they get older and especially after having a kid, it's to be expected

>>713877913 (OP)
Oh boy. You're going to hate Michael, then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDDKgSirCo0

this wasn't a fun episode, but it was a bit comfy
if only he said anything actually interesting about the games

I want to go back to the past

>>713882606
to when I had hair on more than my ass

>>713879867
I'm down if he just wants to nostalgia gaze at old games. Shit's comfy.

Although I can think of about 10-20 pieces of shit for NES he hasn't touched on yet.
>Ironsword
>MUSCLE
>Bigfoot
>Chiller (or did he?)
>3-D World Runner (mentioned once)
>Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum
>Xenophobe
>Spy vs Spy
>Fist of the North Star
>Athena
>Maniac Mansion (J&M Monday)
>Robodemons

>>713878613
Yeah, he has to catch himself on these things all the time now to appeal to the woke mob. Like how he says "the manual misgenders Samus"
There's no room for even slightly "edgy" content anymore.

>r/TheCinemassacreTruth still trying to make AVGN a hated figure, an embarrassment, and a lolcow
>keeps failing
>younger generations now watch hours of AVGN content as their lullabies
you lost

>>713886638
The manual literally "misgenders" Samus in order to disguise her being a woman from the player. It was supposed to be a shocking surprise, and it was so shocking that it quickly spread among kids and was no longer a secret; people bought/rented Metroid because they heard that she's a girl (and takes her clothes off).

>>713877913 (OP)
>>713886651
Fuck off, stop spamming this faggot over and over again you insufferable and pathetic moron.
You eceleb worshippers are genuinely the most retarded and parasitic types of people on this site, which says a lot.

>>713886798
It's the way it's said. Same way in the recent Deja Vu episode he says how the shooting the aligator in the sewer is "blatant animal cruelty" and that call a 400lbs woman a "tub of lard" is "body shaming".
It's the sound of woke disgust in his voice that shows he actually thinks these things are problematic.

>>713886935
Yeah, he lives off AVGN money. If he gets cancelled, he's fucked. His children starve and he has to sell his fucking Pong consoles to pay rent. Of course he's going to watch what he says.

Just like nobody talked shit on Jesus on television 30-40 years ago. You'd be blacklisted. No one would go near you. Remember Sinead O'Conner? Famous one day, fucking nobody the next.

If you're dependent on viewers, you don't go against the grain.

>>713877913 (OP)
he should take us back to the times when he made funny fucking videos

>>713887748
I hope they get to do one more video together before Douge die from his "condition he developed for no particular reason"

>>713886935
He's never really been that kind of offensive. I think he called some things "retarded" but other than that one Jessica Rabbit phone call where he tells her he's gonna kill her and her whole fuckin family he's not offensive other than using swears and the gross-out toilet humor.

>>713888159
>I think he called some things "retarded"

Everyone on the Internet called things retarded back around 2009.

The irate gamer won.

>>713888309
Yeah but I don't remember him making a gay joke or saying "fag," even when he actually had the excuse with Action 52's "G-Force Fgt".

>>713887831
Qrd?

>>713888540
G-force "what...??" was much funnier anyway and it implied he read it as faggot in his head.