Thread 713884269

>40 year old milf
>flat as a board
This is not realistic at all

>>713884269 (OP)
This is fanart.
Fans are deluded

>>713884269 (OP)
tall flat is such a god tier combo.

>>713885245
Would impregnate but frail bodies like this aren’t built to carry babies

>>713885245
I love ribcages

>>713884269 (OP)
>>713884946
>>713885245
>>713885381
>>713885492
>>>/vp/

>>713885536
You don't know nothin

>>713884269 (OP)
>>713885245
Imagine the smell

Lusamine's hair is absolutely ridiculous, she must take half the day to get ready in the morning.

Also how do you even pronounce her name? I've been saying Loose-ah-mean for years now but I don't know if that's correct. They probably say it in the anime but I never watched it.

>>713884269 (OP)
There are tons of flat milfs. Do you live on a dairy farm?

>>713885536
Why do backseat jannies have double standards? They never call out the threads that I personally dislike.

>>713885761
loose ah me nay

>>713885245
Kanamoney sexo

>>713885761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJkCoBmrrwY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYINthIYgGg

It's Lusa Mean or Rusa Mean Eh in moon.

mogged by wicke

>>713884269 (OP)
>This is not realistic at all
and that's a good thing

>>713886419
it really is a shame she barely has any good porn, and all the Alola girls get mogged by Lana

>>713884269 (OP)
>hottest pokegirl is a hag
How did she do it

So we agree Cynthia should have big breasts?

>>713884269 (OP)
Its to show that she's evil. You're NGMI if you're that slow on the uptake.

>>713884269 (OP)
India Summer is quite flat.

Deploying the hags

>>713887240
Lenora's husband is so lucky

Left or right, /v/?

>>713887367
Both. But if I have to choose one? Right.

>>713887367
back middle, feminization mindbreak treatment

>>713885245
I love booba but there is also something about incredibly flat chicks

>>713886419
Not enough art of Wicke mogging her

>>713885245
this

>>713887367
>pick right
>enjoy as right
>eventually becomes left and get to enjoy left as well

>>713887367
Left while right watches.

>>713887367
Breeding left while right watches

>>713887367
Right with a twist

>>713887702
This. Then reverse. Then both. And I also make them pleasure each other.

>>713887954
this anon fucks

>>713887954
Consider the following
Knock up left and have right worship her belly until birth, call it mental preparation

Cogita breeding sex

>>713888019
where the fuck are their pubes?

>>713884269 (OP)
If you look closely you'll see that she actually has a rather soft chest.

>>713887483
Reverse trap is so dogshit.

>>713884269 (OP)
>>713885245
>>713887483
>>713888019
hate that 90% of flat art is lolishit

>>713888147
pubes are gross, faggot

>>713888147
They shaved in an attempt to look young

>>713888192
Your homosexuality would have been less obvious had you typed "I love sucking on fat cocks" instead

>>713887367
oyakodon is the only choice in this situation
bonus points if the mother is grandchildren crazy and forces daughter to take creampie after creampie

>>713884269 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>713888339
>try for a full year with the daughter to have a kid because the mother wants grandkids NOW
>no results
>mother grows impatient and is worried you're just retarded and not doing it right, goes to show her daughter how its done
>she ends up pregnant with triplets

>>713888176
deal with it

>>713887367
RIRIE

>>713888019
From the thumbnail I thought the person on the right was Gladion, I was disappointed it wasn't

>>713887416
They can be the perfect boys.

>>713888739
I'd rather my women look like women.

tits are gay
a flat chest is the most heterosexual thing ever

>>713888339
>>713888689
oh lordie

>>713890245
cool

>>713887367
I want to fuck both.

>>713890595
That looks like a woman too at least, unlike the trash earlier. Why do you want your women to look like men?

>>713890595
tits too big

>>713890712
You care way too much about this.

>>713890878
okay homo

>>713890878
It wasn't really an information-seeking question, I was just calling you a fag.

>>713884269 (OP)
youre a fucking fag , flat milf woman supremacy

There was no way she didn’t have Wicke as a surrogate mother.

>>713885381
That's like 95% of the appeal honestly. The sheer juxtaposition of a flat chest and pregnant stomach on a tallflat girl, as though pretty much every fiber of her being has to dedicate itself towards developing a child is boner crack cocaine

>>713884269 (OP) I used to date a JP milf and the body type was exactly this

>>713890595
made for the male swimsuit challenge.

>>713884269 (OP)
She's so concerned with youthful appearance and beauty, there is no way she didn't get breast reduction surgery to keep up with looking so rail thin, flat, young - something that is very much haute couture.

Play the games, anon.

>>713892753
>she'll never around top less while wearing my swim trunks

>>713884269 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>713884269 (OP)
now make her 60 years of age

>>713897426
Do you guys thing she'd steal Lillie's body for herself if she could?

>>713884269 (OP)
the milf=fat titcow meme is very unpleasant. skinny milfs deserve love too

>>713884269 (OP)
>>713885245
>>713886216
Unironically the best thread on (((/v/))) right now.
>>713888187
While I, a socially adjusted vidya enthusiast and patrician, very much enjoy it.

>>713898550
more cool art like this where the person is moving

>>713885536
i go there and there are still schizos intentionally going in the waifu threads trying to be jannies

>>713885245
That's not flat that's anorexic.

>>713898668
you don't know what anorexia looks like you fat retard

>>713885245
artist?

>>713898903
>visible ribs
That's anorexia you pornsick retard.

flat girls are superior

Luv me matchsticks

>>713899530
>visible ribs = anorexia

>>713899921
Yes, now shut up and/or kys.

>>713899984
Nigger I'm 240 pounds and I have extremely visible ribs. Some people just have less fat around their torso

Superflat chests and fucking enormous tits are both great and everything in between is shit. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. Fuck moderation.

>>713884269 (OP)
Ehm...actually I'm a titfag and I still cum gallons to Lusamine because she's that hot. Also she's not "flat as a board", she's about a C cup.

>>713884269 (OP)
My step-sister in law (Is that a thing?) is like this.

>like tall women
>but also love tits
>god, I fucking love tits
Why can't tall women on average have huge knockers?....

>>713899530
https://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff-nation/assignments/are-we-too-sensitive-about-body-sizes/10637856/Ribs-are-normal-not-a-sign-of-anorexia

>>713884269 (OP)
Maybe that's actually a dilf?

>>713884269 (OP)
Got a friend like that. Shes tall, black long hair and flat. God put all her stats in leg.
Funny enough she was afraid to wear heels for the longest of time cause that would make her too tall. But shes fine with it when im around cause that doesnt make her stand out as the tallest in our friendsgroup.

>>713900147
and made for sexy parties

>>713885859
post 3 NOW

>>713900668
i suggest you offer her pussy up to me before i get bored and track her down to throat fuck her to death

>>713885245
God, I love long bitches like her

>>713890152
HNNNG SHIROOONAAA my beloved
>>713887367
>>713886216
I love fictional blonde women so much bros

>>713900353
>Gives the flattie a bikini
>Hides Tifa's tits behind 2 layers

Why?

>>713903657
to prevent Tiffa from brutally mogging Aerith

>>713903514
needs more pubes

MASTERSEX finally got Summer Cynthia

>>713898317
>skinny milfs deserve love too
qtf

>>713887367
Center

>>713887367
trapped in between both while they hug each other