Thread 713891769

Total knife ear death. (Rape the women though)

Hating elves is what browns do because elves are white-coded and you envy them just like you do us.

>>713892320
falseflag

Psijic endeavor isn't about escaping it's about taking over the mantle and perpetuating existence. Dunmer and Altmer are in complete opposition on that topic.

>>713892656
Then what did Mankar use to become dragonborn and give himself golden skin, if not the Psijic Endeavor?

>>713892320
Based.

>>713891769 (OP)
>(Rape the women though)
To make more knife ears?

>>713892320
>elves are white-coded

>>713892320
This

>>713892320
kek
fpbp

yum, elves.

>>713894772
>>713892320
>Mer are the chosen race of the gods
>Any scrutiny is actually the thinly veiled hatred of the mongrel races

>>713894327
No, to make more Breton mage fodder

>>713895213
No. The mer believe that they actually were Gods once until Lorkhan came and fucked everything up for no reason. Such a thought is heretical to judaism, which posits that nothing is higher or equal to the one God

>>713894327
Elf women anatomy allows them to have massive orgasms when anally fucked.

>>713895456
>Such a thought is heretical to judaism

>>713895456
Nigga the Jews were willing to shit on God after a month of Moses being up on the mountain directly conversing with Him and worship the golden calf instead, and this coming in spite of the fact that the Uews had borne witness to the ten plagues, walking through the parted Red Sea, being guided by the pillar of fire and pillar of cloud, and having mana from heaven fed to them each and every day.

>>713895937
Yes, and the moral of that jewish story is that the people were misguided and weak to do such a thing. How can you guys not understand this? The jews have been teaching this story to children since the roman empire.

I still don't really get the Auri-el vs Akatosh vs Alduin split.
Are TES Gods just consensus reality/tulpas?

>>713895456
>>713895937
I'm glad that every discussion on here boils down to screeching about Jews.
But you've gotta remember that the proto-Israelites weren't monotheistic until ~1000 BCE

>>713892320
Tree-hugging hands typed this post

>>713896191
>>713895937
>>713895456
Are the jews in Nirn with you right now?

How can I possibly worship Talos as the Patron God of Adventurers (me) when Tiber Septim was such a psychotic giant-robot riding tyrant?

>>713893293
No the endeavor is the process of becoming the next godhead.

>>713894917
Damn, those milkers are huge

>>713892320
Elder Scroll elves are far from being white

>>713892320
>elves are white-coded
Elves are pretty evil, so you might be on to something

>>713896409
Yes, they are called the Thalmor

>>713891769 (OP)
Goblins have knife ears too, yet nobody ever uses the term knife ear when referring to them.

>>713892320
fpbp

>>713896885
The Thalmor are Nazi-stand-ins thoughever

>>713897034
>The Thalmor are [Jewish Psio-op for then to be considered vuctms]

>>713897034
>The Thalmor are like, le hecking notzees an shieet.
Lol, lmao even.

>>713897034
That's the empire, or the dunmer if being cheeky.

>>713897034
>>713897171
>>713896885
>>713897220
>Let's insert jews into this _______ thread.
>Why can't they leave ______ alone

>>713896503
Wrong, retard

>>713891769 (OP)
Kino

>>713892320
We wuz elves n shit

>>713891769 (OP)
Saw a nymph going out with an orc...
The magical wonder forrest has fallen.

>>713892320
Not the elder scrolls ones

>>713892320
TRVKE

>>713892320
If the elves are complete assholes im gonna hate em, simple as

>>713897419
>t. Seething jew

>>713892320
that justifies them committing all the atrocities against the humans, yes? the ayleids did nothing wrong, right?

>>713896974
Goblins are jew-coded, so that'd be antisemetic.
Elves are white-coded. Anti-white racism is okay because whites are the most empathetic and yet ironically the most dangerous race on the planet.
Side note: I wish Huffslove made more actual sex instead of solo content. One of my favorite shortie artists.

>>713894772
Why does Christianity make these fags seethe so much?

>tfw morrowind threads dead
got drunk and lost in narsis in vr last night and tried to help someone find their mom, which led me to a daedric shrine i was grossly underleveled for. had to grab some invisibility potions and tried to fight the dude in the room next to the mom, but he had a fucking nuke so fuck that shit. looted the shrine further down while running from everyone though, that was funny.

tamriel rebuilt has made this the perfect fuck around game, especially with other shit like bardcraft. roaming the mainland aimlessly while playing my lute and being chased by alits is truly video games.

>>713903521
Because in following Christ you are responsible for your own actions. No one else can save you or damn you.

>>713893293
Wasn't it Mehrune's Razor? Like he shaved off everything he didn't like and sculpted himself into becoming an Altmer/Aldmer/Aylied and a dragonborn, or is this just advanced Kirkbridery?

Been a while I've read the Commentaries

>>713892320
Low IQ take, TES elves are semitic

>>713896465
As if you wouldn't enjoy going on a mecha adventure. Tiber just modded in a Titanfall mech and activated Godmode

>>713892320
Nords are clearly based on people who look like me

I'm kind of sick of the Numidium.

I just read the 1st edition of the imperial handbook for the first time. Why the fuck did all of the cool shit get thrown away? An oblivion that still had stuff like the ancestor-moth cultists and the contrast between spiritual east cyrodill and militant west would have been amazing

>>713905198
Normies wouldn't have appreciated it

>>713905198
My guess was they wanted to capitalize on LotR movies coming out.

>>713891769 (OP)
>have a rare setting where the various elf subraces are actually unique, have various interesting goals, are actually invested in the world and not running away to some elf-paradise, are not pushovers and 3rd wheel to humans, have arguably the most interesting cosmology (triumvirates, gnosticism, etc)

>have all that and instead of being proud and shoving it to other fandoms' faces with more boring and conventional worldbuilding, you still feel the need to stroke your microcock about HFY in a FANTASY setting like that's going to make your real life better

Not sure if it's brownoid behavior, or just insecure one. Just go play Warhammer 40K bro.

Btw, in TES cosmology, humans originate from the dark void and the god of murder Sithis (via his creation of the trickster being Lorkhan, who is the patron god of humanity). Which is in complete contrast to Auri-El's representation of light and order.
Not painting all humans as bad, just throwing that out there

i hate that tes sheds weirdlore with each iteration

>>713904109
you're describing paganism, retard

>>713892320
>>713894772
>Elves are white coded

Correct. Otherwise why are so many elves portrayed as blonde haired white skinned goddesses?

Checkmate niggers cope and seethe while I stare at elf tits

>>713892320
>elves are white-coded
altmers are jew coded and jews aren't white.

>>713902942
Nah Dwarves are Jews

Tolkien himself made it quite clear

>>713891769 (OP)
Why don't men all become vampires or liches so they enjoy Tamriel longer

>>713892320
There's a world of difference between Tolkien's elfs and TES mer.

>>713892320
fpbp

>>713909139
Dwarves are definitely not Jews, stop deepthroating Tolkien's cock. If anything Dwarves are old Norse Pagan coded with how they act.

Goblins are disgusting little creatures that are obsessed with treasures and have rampant inbreeding. They're the Jews.

>>713909139
dwarves work hard, not jews.

>>713909781
>in 1971
lol

>>713892320
This is only true in relation to Tolkien and his milieu, the Mer of Elder Scrolls are an entirely different beast and are more jew coded than anything else

>>713896409
Holy shit the first one happened to me like 10 minutes ago
I literally never had something so retarded ever happen to me before too
What the fuck is going on Lorkhan

>>713909781
>"Stop deepthroating Tolkein's cock"
>Continues to deepthroat cock

Your testosterone is as low as your IQ

>>713891769 (OP)
Funny how enduring "knife ear" is to this day considering it was a Bioware writer who came up with it

>>713897672
>Psijic Endeavor is a process by which mortals are charged with transcending the gods that created them.
Neck yourself.

>>713892320
Yea but Elder Scrolls elves are the biggest assholes out of any elves in fiction

>>713892320
Elves are fae you fucking schizo, you keep coming in here to push this shit and you always get btfo because you don’t know basic mythology because you’re someone subhuman retard that takes everything at face value.

>>713910605
Thr Psijic Endeavor is one thing... irrelevant in game. So don't sweat it.

>>713911004
Elves are not Fae you fucking retard, they CAN be portrayed as fae but elves originate from Germanic folklore and are especially prevalent in Norse mythology.

The original word for them is álfar which originated from a root meaning: white, shining, or gleaming.

So yeah elves are pretty fucking white-coded.

Fuck elves
Literally

>>713910776
Why? Because they're not hiding in forests so as to be called treehuggers, or not moving away from the action like bitches? Because they're claiming their place in the world, put their people first and fight for it?
Do you consider humans in TES to be solely good and worthy of admiration or something?

>>713902942
It's sucks since the only sex stuff Huffslove does is futa or yuri content. Why can't a guy spend some time with the Book of Imps, Huffslove?

>>713891769 (OP)
Why do species supremacists always want to bang the women they consider "inferior"?

>>713912637
dominance

>>713892320
Why have i seen so many threads today saying "race"-coded? Is it a raid? Did another obscure chan die and the refugees came here with their shitty board lingo?

>Stay away form those crooked elves
>They look like women and they smell like hell
>If you would take my sound advice
>Keep a distance of at least ten feet

>>713912847
Sure bro, it's not about you being so lonely and horny for literally any sexual contact.

>>713912637
Taking the females of the tribe you've conquered is an evolutionary trait

How racist do you like your Elf GF to be?

>>713913243
You haven't "conquered" any woman at all, your own or others, stop acting like a poser monkey. It's quite embarrassing to watch.

>>713912637
Because most supremacists are just incels(white, black, etc.), men who get laid on the regular don't really go to such extremes, they just fuck

>>713892320
Not in TES they aren't
>Altmer
Japanese caste shit obsessed with aesthetics and purity
>Dunmer
Islamic jews with prophets and kabbalah magic
>Bosmer
Viet cong jungle (forest) fuckers midgets
>OrsiMER
Injuns in japanese armors, live on reservations

>>713891769 (OP)
>You don't like endless suffering and wallowing in your own shit? Let me rape you
Elderscroll humans are like brown people of real life

>>713894693
>Pelinial is Gay
>The literal black bull behind him is fucking st alessia, the female leader of humanity

>>713913404
I'm just explaining why it's a fetish to begin with, not OP

>>713913796
I thought Dunmers are more Japanese than Altmers

>>713911972
>Elves are not Fae
They are you fucking moron. The whole point is that they’re separate from humans and always have their own realm. There are two kinds one of light and one of darkness. If they were humans they would be portrayed as such. Get your retarded schizophrenic bullshit out of here and try reading the fucking Edas before you say stupid shit about creatures actually just being analogs for humans
>white-coded
Go back to tumblr troon. That should have been the fucking give away right there.

>>713913796
Altmer are also British and have some German influence, it is a mix of the three.
>Bosmer
>Viet
That is just ridiculous, you could just call them all Welsh if you are being that grasping
>Orcs
>American Indian
That is just retarded, also I believe their armour is primarily Mongolian.

>>713911337
>Thr Psijic Endeavor>
>irrelevant in game
Thanks for confirming you never played Morrowind.

>>713892320
Yeah Elves are cool, alwais choose Irleit side in wh40k Rogue Trader.

>>713894772
/tg/ oldfags? But OSR fucking sucks. Imagine 5e or Pathfinder stripped of everything that's fun. That's what those fat guys grew up on.

>>713914260
Dunmer and Altmer used to be the same people, but now dunmer are desert dwelling fucks that have prophets and saints, while Altmer spend their time perfecting their katana skills.

>>713914434
They are midgets that live in a heavily forested area. You're right about orcs, I meant mongolian armor, however they live on reservations like injuns and have (had) a warlike semi-nomadic culture and they kept getting genocided by their british (breton) neighbors. The polygamy shit is very african tribal on the other hand.

>>713914712
If I was also an Eldar then I think she would be great but as it stands it feels like you are going immensely out of your way for someone who genuinely thinks of you as inferior (it is right for her to think that from an Eldar perspective but it is just as right to not give a shit about her view from a human perspective). Eldar mc game when

>>713915078
What are you talking about Eldar ranger can 1vs1 against Chaos Space marine with a Dreadnought she the best party member. Despite sending you to Commaragh for the lulz.

>>713915038
Honestly I have no real go-to for either Orc or Bosmer cultural counterpoints, I see your arguments but for every similarity there are just so many other cultures that can slot in with that reason.
>midgets that live in a heavily forested are
Genuinely could go for half the asian continent and much of the historic European tribes, I would generally place them as Celtic mixed with maybe Native Americans but even that feels flimsy. For Orcs I think outside the Mongolian armour they are just standard fantasy orcs, it's a shame because with their elven background they could have some much more variety shown off. In the lore there are even Orcs who worship Trinimac but to my knowledge outside of less darker clothes this doesn't change much of their culture which seems like such a waste.

>>713915384
Don't forget the prolific use of slurs towards you

>>713891769 (OP)
Elves are for:
>holding hands
>making babies
>wives
>consensual sex only
>having elf babies with
>dating
>love
>kissing
>hugging
>spooning
>snuggling
>smiles
>waifus
>massaging behind the ears
>keeping secrets
>best friends
>friends
>neighbors
>petting
>nibbling ears
>positive comments
>role models
>fitness
>a standard human women will never reach
>starting a family with
>proposing to
>marriage
>pregnant belly rubs
>romance
>honeymoons
>introducing to your parents
>stable relationships
>not rape
>comforting
>worshiping elven gods with
>dreams
>happiness
>not purging
>not hating
>not drugging
>having their culture preserved and practiced
>choosing wedding rings with
>long romantic walks in the forest with
>kicking pervy humans off their lands
>treating with romantic dinners
>taking nice relaxing hot springs baths with
>talking their beautiful language
>post-sex bedtalk and snuggling
>top of the line educations
>extended tropical vacations
>killing lesser races with
>montages of romantic activities in picturesque cities with a tacky soundtrack

>>713914417
>If they were human they would be portrayed as such
They are you fucking retard. Elves are portrayed as beautiful, ethereal but powerful HUMAN-LIKE creatures. Even in mythology elves are associated with the Aesir who are gods.

They are linked to so many things that portray them as gods or goddesses.

>Separate from humans and always have their own realm.
Nearly everything in mythology has this you faggot doesn't mean they're fae. If anything it means they have celestial or demonic ties to them. Eg. Dökkálfar (Dark Elves) and Ljósálfar (Light Elves)

>>713915683
this but unironically

>>713915767
what makes you think I was ironic?

>>713915683
Extremely based.

>>713916081
>AI shit
You do not truly love the elf.

>>713916286
I love them so much I create more of them

>>713915764
>They are you fucking retard
They’re not you pathetic schizo, they’re fae, they have their own realms and magical bullshit. They’re “human-like” but that is the point they’re not human, their beauty is meant to be used to trick and lure people to fuck them up. Trying to say that they’re supposed to be white people is just schizophrenic nonsense.
>They are linked to so many things that portray them as gods or goddesses
In mythological bastardizations that don’t actually grasp what they are or what role they played. They’re not people, they’re not gods, they’re elves.
>Nearly everything in mythology has this you faggot doesn't mean they're fae
Yes just ignore their propensity for magic, trickery, the forests, the solstice. And all the other shit that fae are involved.
>If anything it means they have celestial or demonic ties to them
No it just means that types differ nothing to do with demons or other shit like that. Fae come in many different forms. Acting like they don’t just shows your ignorance on the subject. Stop making shit up to say your favorite fantasy characters are supposed to be white people when there are actually fucking white people in the setting.

>>713913796
>Viet cong jungle (forest) fuckers midgets
The Bosmer are more like pagan Celts, including the whole cannibalistic aspect

>>713896305
>BCE
?

>>713892320
elves literally hate humans and consider them subhumans you self-hating cuck.

>>713917331
Elves and humans can form an alliance. In the grim darkness of the m,aterial world that's you need to survive. Every other mythical race including gods will kill you on sight.

>>713917331
>elves literally hate humans and consider them subhumans you self-hating cuck.
So do you humans you stupid fucking retard, and just like its actually valid criticism coming from some humans, so to is it valid criticism from a race soley repsonsible for every single form of innovation thats occured in Nirn.

>>713903521
Because Christianity is the problem.

>>713905198
those concepts are too hard for a 10 year old to understand so they replaced it with generic fantasy

>>713895213
Except in TES the Altmer are responsible for every advanced civilization on Tamriel.
>alchemy
>language
>first explorers
>first painters
>most magically advanced
Their Aeylid cousins established an empire in Cyrodil and the Falmer settled Skyrim long before the Nords came from Atmora. Breton culture stems from elven practices even. The Elves are the series Aryans and their offshoots (dunmer, bosmer) are akin to their Germanic and Hellenic cousins. For all intents and purposes the Thalmor are nazis. The Sloads are the closest thing the series has to Jews:
>undead and zombies are their goy slaves
>universally hated by every race including goblins
>genetic sociopathy
>sits on their asses and does no work ever
>needlessly and cartoonishly malevolent

>>713917136
Before Christian Era
its wokeslop speak to replace Before Christ in academia

>>713914417
I thought coded was a twitter word?

>>713919407
To add on to your point, in modern Tamreilic history the Empire started it when they attacked Alinor which was genuinely just enjoying splendid isolation. Their homogenous society was dragged into a globalist project by force and when the first chance came to break free they took it, the Imperials just feel oppressed because A - they lost the war and B - they are too short lived to comprehend the Altmer are getting revenge.

>>713917136
They also changed AD to CE, because they hate the fact that we live in the years of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

Elves should be expert craftsmen in making heavy armor with high investment but for a high reward
Dwarfs should be low investment for affordable rewards craftmen

>>713920907
stop worshiping jews any time you want

>>713921329
If it bothers you so much, create your own eras, just like the japanese.

>>713921679
we live in 2025 CE though

>>713921796
You mean 2025 AD
Again, if it bothers you, create your own era, the japanese are currently at the Reiwa era

>>713892320
I don't hate white because my gf is blonde and blue eyes. But I'm sure the white women hate you

>Hehe hyuk mah pah and mah told me to hate them weird looking fellers
>Yet ah find meself attracted to some of them...
>Now how can i jerk off to them pretending it's okay? I know! I'll just make them elves or some fantasy race!
I wonder if there's blacks/asians/arabs/indians/whatever females who has a saviour complex towards white racists the same way women might have one towards "bad guys", serial killers and what else. But that does feel like a (raised in the) western woman thing only.

>ELVES ARE WHITE!!!!!

Okay then what's this.

>>713923019
slav

>>713923019
I'm fairly certain dwarves as considered "jews" by those who must connect fiction to real races. Of course, when they're cool in a setting, they're somehow white

>>713923019
muh beard, muh booze, muh mine, muh cool uncle scottish stereotype. There you go 99% of all dwarf characters ever made

>>713921116
I agree, Feanor made Silmarils and Fingolfin was the manliest fucker in Middle Earth

Elf women belong to dwarf men

>>713892320
I truly can't envy a dying race stuck in their ways and with no future whatsoever that basically depends on race-mixing just to "survive". That's what I don't envy elves or whites.

>>713927234
>race-mixing just to "survive"
>whites
Interracial breeding creates browns/blacks/yellows, not whites thoughever

>Elves
White people
>Orcs
Black people
>Goblins
Latinx
>Dwarves
Jews

this is a fact

>>713911004
>>713911972
>>713914417
>>713915764
>>713916905
I can't possibly think of a gayer, more virginal argument two adults could be having. by caring, you both lose. now shut the fuck up.

>>713927334
According to /pol/ white women are the devil so they shill mating with asians, latinas, anything that is not a white woman just to "save" the white race.

>>713927589
Sounds like a jewish pysop to keep the white man down

>>713891769 (OP)
Kill all knife ears!

>>713922746
lol sure ranjeet

>>713927589
>save the white race by creating non-whites
Sounds about right for nu/pol/

>>713892320
Mmm I love mer years. Get fucked by nord cock, you gay little fairy faggots.

Elves need big hair.

Let's be real, half-elves are the actual best.

>>713929428
Yea.

>>713892320
Nope. LotR Elves are White/Whire coded. TES ones behave like asiatic people.
>>713911972
Based Saltz poster.

>>713927589
It’s thirdies that say that shit though
>>713922746
Sometimes you get ones like Sanjay here though

>>713891769 (OP)
Shut up ELF

Eternal reminder.

>>713909043
thyre literally nazis

>>713927802
>>713930904
You both are potentially alone for like and should date each other!

>>713908910
what game

>>713892320
This is true. I have never seen any actual white people hate elves. Always brownoids and spiritually brown subhumans.

>>713892320
fpbp

>>713896305
None of the Abrahamic religions deny the existence of polytheism among the ancient Israelites, but simply assert that the original religion of Abraham was monotheistic and the polytheism was corruption and degeneration from the original, true religion largely picked up from the Canaanites. In fact, the Israelites constantly falling into Canaanite polytheism is something of a theme in the Old Testament.

>>713892320
Elves should be hated though. Just on Auri-el's behalf and not Lorhan's.

>>713934249
Yeah and as usual it's revisionism and not accurate. They were always polytheistic/henotheistic until the cult of Yahweh took over ~3000 years ago.

>DUDE ELVES ARE HYPERBORIAN WHITE BOI CODED
Then what the fuck are the white humans suppose to be?

>>713892320
Yeah, this is a TRVKE. The uptick in recent years has really confirmed it, beyond just a few memes where people LARPed as Dwarves.

>>713935049
tbqh all the races in TES are subversions of tropes. For example Nords are dumb, aggressive niggers despite being pale skinned and blue eyed

Your altmer gf may attempt to disassociate from you.This is to be expected, and is okay because you can guilt trip her later.

>>713935049
>>713935668
Nords are the only race that worships Shor so that should tell you all you need to know.

>>713936202
Imperials worship Shor/Lorkhan in a roundabout way (Akatosh)

Give it to me straight anons: Will Betheada completely fuck up TESVI with wokeshit?
>inb4 muh redguards
I'm fine with Redguards, not modern-day nigger politics, leftist cretin

>>713892320
Elves are jew-coded. Despite the original Tolkien characterization, dwarves are white-coded.

>>713908826
You got psyopped by calvinist crypto-jews, anon.

>>713936857
How is a race known for hording gold, opperating banks, holding grudges, being exiled, having big noses, and only serving their own interests anything but Jewish?

>>713892320
trvke

How do /v/ feel about human-elf racemixing?

>>713892320
Elves in Tolkien's and most other fantasy worlds sure, definitely not Elder Scrolls

>>713938737
There's a clear difference between Beren and Luthien and most modern shit. I heavily favour the former. Doesn't help that most of the aforementioned modern shit is just treated as woman + long ears = elf.

>>713927417
Why do faggots like you always have to larp as other people and then create these bitchy cop outs whenever they lose an argument?
>WAAAAH NO I CANT JUST BE WRONG IM GOING TO SAY WE BOTH LOST AND CALL YOU A LOSER
How about you grow the fuck up and not seethe about learning shit. Maybe read some fucking books or talk to people. Then you can leave your room and not have to be such a fucking loser.

>>713892320
fpbp
look at the brownoids seething in the replies

>>713927589
/pol/ is browny headquarters these days, I automatically dismiss anything they say.

>>713926791
Why is that faggot wearing a wedding dress?

>>713926791
Here's some other art then