Thread 713892312

The great debate

>>713892312 (OP)
Double sided red will always be the best

i want to have sex with lop from star wars visions

that's it. that's the post

>>713892312 (OP)
For me, it's an indigo saberstaff.
Blue works just fine if I can't get my special snowflake color, though

Why isn't there a black light saber

>>713892782
there is. it's called the darksaber

>>713892312 (OP)
Remember when people used to get very pissed off over the fact that "there can only be three colors of lightsabers"
There were only three colors on the OG trilogy because only three fucking lightsabers ever appeared, how does this make it a rule? It's like the people who clap when AT-AT's keep appearing in the new flicks

>>713892312 (OP)
Gimme dat purple jedank

>>713892949
Because it was something Lucas said and purple only got added because they made an exception for Samuel L Jackson in the prequels

>>713892312 (OP)
Darksaber

>>713892312 (OP)
Purple = win

Revan, Mace Windu and Mara Jade knew their shit.

>>713892312 (OP)
>no black one

>>713892312 (OP)
idk whatever im feeling at the moment

>>713894485
This is so fucking stupid.
I guess Anakin didn't feel evil enough when he slaughtered children.

>>713892312 (OP)
If your Jaiden wasn't a purple-orange dual wielding Kel Dor do not speak to me

>>713893456
Yeah, and Lucas has been wrong before. EU did it right. Every color. No one is speshul. go hog wild.

>>713894485
I fucking hate mood ring sabers.

>>713894661
Erm ackshually The Acolyte's lightsaber had a kyber crystal that was jutting out and touching her hand
Don't ask how the fuck the lightsaber could turn on in that state

>>713894485
How the fuck would it behalf blue, that makes zero sense

>>713892312 (OP)
Yellow > Purple > Red > the rest

>>713892312 (OP)
#2, mango light saber

>>713894976
Based sentinel

>>713892312 (OP)
I think silver ones are the coolest, it's a shame they're associated with Ahsoka now though.

Red blade, curved hilt as Darth Bane intended.

>>713892312 (OP)
Orange when possible, otherwise Yellow

>>713892685
did episode 3 anakin make you like indigo
its why i like it

>>713892856
Does this even have a kyber in it? Shit has always been a vibro blade imo.

The lady with the yellow lightsaber in Galactic Battlegrounds seemed cool when I was younger.

>>713894485
>establish bleeding a kyber has to be done at a Dark Side locus and all at once because kyber is alive and actively fights back against its own corruption and the touch of the Dark Side
>ignore your own canon

>>713892312 (OP)
Exar has the coolest style. It’s a double bladed saber but it’s only the size of a standard lightsaber. I personally would toss in a green kyber in there. The best characters in Star Wars have always been mythological characters that you can only heard about. Star Wars has a way of destroying any character with a decent mystique about them once they are physically present on screen


Darth Bane for example….

>>713892685
I fucking hate how the lightsaber blades look in the Jedi games

>>713895209
Weird how it's indigo in the films and blue/cyan in promotional art.

>>713892312 (OP)
Why do Jedi get a bunch of rainbow colors but Sith always use red? In fact if Sith are a bunch of rulebreaking renegades why don't they use yellow, blue, green or whatever just to fuck with Jedi?

>>713894954
it's in the process of turning red

>>713895484
Anon it was so the retarded audience knows that the character is going through an internal moral struggle between good and evil

>>713895573
Promotional was probably made before final edits

>>713895637
KOTOR Sith also used purple

>>713895647
That must be the case. Nevertheless comics seem to follow the cyan route afaik.

>>713895573
even in the 3D clone wars show, it switches from indigo and cyan a lot, sometimes in the same battle scene. its very strange, i imagine its honestly an accident indigo exists

>>713892312 (OP)
Green was the coolest because it was Luke's unique good jedi color before the stupid green = apprentice crap got retconned in by a fat sold out Lucas beyond all caring except for kiddie merch and concessions to vapid hollywood friends.

>>713895484
Acolyte was made by a bunch of people that don't know or care about Star Wars. They just wanted a sci-fi backdrop to put against their gay soap opera shit. It's a miracle they even dropped that tiny Darth Plagueis cameo to sort of tie it into canon.

>>713895637
>Old EU
Jedi had the monopoly on saber crystals so Sith had to use Sith Alchemy to produce artificial crystals that always came in red
>New EU
Sith take a Jedi's kyber crystal and "bleed" it by corrupting it with their own anger, pain and hate, which turns it red

>>713895859
>green = apprentice got retconned in
nigga what

>>713895859
Nigger this.
>why also some blue
>because no one gave a fuck anymore

>>713895878
Old explanation is better.

>>713896206
>it's 50/50 blue and green
So it's not green for apprentices at all

>>713892312 (OP)
Mace having the purple saber was suppose to be one of a kind. A lot of colors are available for sabers likely the entire color spectrum, but they cheapened it over the years.
Mace for example was given a precious stone from a a civilization he rescued from collapse. That stone happen to be a purple kyber and Mace honors them by using it in his saber

>>713896206
or you just...decided to make something up to get mad about for no discernible reason?

>>713892312 (OP)
Dual wielding a purple and orange

>>713892312 (OP)
>Be me
>white
>be you
>indian
Doesn't matter what colour you choose. I will always be superior.

If lightsabers have adjustable blade lengths why don't they just make it as long as possible and at all times? History has proven how reach is king for weapons

>>713896389
Colors were originally meant to associate you specifically within the order. It’s changed now but it use to be

> Blue
Jedi Guardians
> Combat prowess, protection

> Green
Jedi Consulars
> Wisdom, diplomacy, Force mastery

> Yellow
Jedi Sentinels
> Balance of Force/combat/tech

> Purple
Rare Jedi (Mace Windu)
> Mastery of both Light and Dark techniques

> Red
Sith / Dark Jedi
> Synthetic crystals, power, aggression

> Other colors
Crystals from rare worlds
> Tied to unique Force traditions

Shits been retconned so much but i preferred this explanation

>>713892550
Made for BWC

>>713896764
Cause if someone swipes your blade away your recovery time is directly tied to the blade length you’ll be dead before you can position yourself to block again

>>713896764
Probably a power issue.

>>713892312 (OP)
is there really deep lore on what each color represents or is that just fanfic slop?

>>713896389
>His skin is green and he's short
>His saber is green and its short
It's poetry

>>713896923

>>713896812
This was the original continuity before 4 separate people retconned it lel

>>713896882
>your recovery time is directly tied to the blade length
But how? It's weightless.

>>713896967
Yeah now it's tied to which pronouns you use

>>713896812
it USED to be the complete wild west where anyone could have anything
then George said "no, Jedi are only blue and green and there's no real deeper meaning behind the colors (and Sam Jackson gets to be a special snowflake)"
then KOTOR retconned in the specific RPG class associations
then Disney said "mood rings lmao"

>>713892312 (OP)
i think in the first kotor you could make a very strong vibroblade thanks to extra bullshit dlc station
put all the super special one-off crystals into one lightsaber, the best tech augments into a blade, and then slaughter jolee because evil bastila is super hot
dual wielding a lightsaber and a vibroblade is a pretty cool visual sadly you couldn't dual wield with a blaster, works well for a donut steele

>>713892312 (OP)
Why would anyone not pick the double bladed lightsaber when given the option

Greenchads, rise up

>>713897331
because I want to larp as a 1kat space samurai

My lightsaber's still cool right guise?

>>713897005
Yeah see how that works when some space wizard smacks a long ass stick with 1000 pounds of force. Lightsabers also oscillate in your hand

>>713895859
Green's not my favourite, but the black + green combo of Luke was iconic kino not gonna lie.

>>713896475
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

>>713897786
>still

>>713892312 (OP)
Purple > Dark Green > Cyan > Red > Pale Yellow > White > all the rest > Blue

>>713893456
>because they made an exception for Samuel L Jackson
They had it in jedi knight before.

>>713892312 (OP)
it's not a debate 4th from the left is literally the strongest crystal in kotar

>>713892856
is there a non cringe katana version?
like a normal lightsaber but black

>>713892312 (OP)
>galaxy full of different species
>lightsabers are based around one race's visible spectrum

>>713894976
wrong
Yellow>Green>red>the rest

>>713900562
>Lightsabers can block entire volleys of laser shots from multiple people
>Lizard dude can't even block one dude with a pistol
Damn he sucked

>>713900447
TFU has a normal black lightsaber

>>713900680
it's God damn jango "Murphy" fett. very few jedi can kill him.

>>713894485
genderfluid lightsaver

>>713892312 (OP)
Every single lightsaber is the same. Every single lightsaber form is the same. People saying "oh but Windu practiced form VII which merges twirly wirly II with flippy I" are absolutely fucking retarded idiots. "Obi did the defensive style of form 2", "Liam Neeson did the comprehensive child-in-a-deathrace-form". There is nothing more egregiously awful in Star Wars than people acting like lightsaber forms are a thing. Everyone fights the same fucking way. Forms are the most retarded fanfiction bullshit I've ever seen. Forms don't matter. Crystals don't matter. You fight with a sword and you use a crystal to which you had access. That's it.

>>713900520
ok smartypants then explain how our brains would interpret "invisible" colored lightsabers like an infrared lightsaber or an ultraviolet lightsaber
we'd just interpret and call it a different shade of red lightsaber or a purple lightsaber

>>713900680
He sure as hell did. Worst thing is that he was also a Jedi Master and in the Council.

Anakin was 100% justified for doing what he did.

>>713901026
we'd lose pathetically against infrared sabers

>>713900989
>oh but Windu practiced form VII which merges twirly wirly II with flippy I
>Liam Neeson did the comprehensive child-in-a-deathrace-form

>>713900989
if you ever played kotar, which you didn't, you'd each one of those kyber crystals have their one properties. stop pretending like you know shit, moron.

>>713892312 (OP)
This is my ideal lighsaber, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>713901230
seems pretty gay

>>713901224
Let's not pretend there are any other examples of crystals having special properties based on colors outside of games where such things are encouraged

>>713901405
:(

>>713892949
Adding more colors was always gonna happen and it was an objectively good change. Adds more lore, makes characters feel unique with thier individual colors, and it sells merch. It's a win win for everyone.
>>713893456
I'll never not laugh at the fact that the only black guy in Star Wars got a purple lightsaber

>>713892782
>>713892856
>>713895270
>>713900447
>is there a non cringe katana version?
Force Unleashed had one. When I found out that seemingly the only dubiously canon one was a katana I stopped caring.

>>713901230
So, Old School Sith?

>>713901052
With how easily so many Jedis died in the prequels I have to imagine like 80% of them were total shitters. We follow Anakin and Obi Wan so much in the series it's easy to think everyone else was as strong as them. Maybe most of them were more into the whole philosophy mumbo jumbo instead of actually fighting.

>>713901230
Anon that's just diet frostmourne

>>713894485
This is only dumb because she's doing it unknowingly. Like, why didn't Anakins turn red when he was slaughtering younglings? If she had done it I private while meditating it would have been far more lore accurate.

>>713893456
I like how so much of Star Wars lore is because George Lucas randomly says something and then an entire writers team has to bend over backwards to make it make sense in the canon.

>>713892312 (OP)
Everyone wants to play as a Jedi just make another proper Star wars RPG please. I'm sick of discussing Kotor and Jedi academy

>>713894485
Given the actress, outfit and camera, I sincerely thought this was a non-Star Wars property.
I only think it is because anons are saying it is.

>>713901729
Based George just making shit up

>>713901565
nooooo the blade is plasma like a normal lighsaber, just with a different shape.
It's a Broadsaber: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Broadsaber

>>713895191
Is this Starfield?

>>713901874
It's The Acolyte, one of the many low budget TV shows nobody asked for

>>713902038
Yes

>>713902129
>that thousand cock stare

>>713895191
This makes me want to play Starfield. Can't run it tho.

>>713901867
I don't know if modern devs can write an interesting RPG these days. It's seems pretty rare to get a decent one with meaningful decisions and multiple endings these days.

Shit I'd be fine if Owlcat was given the chance with the game being isometric. You could even make it so you could be a gun slinger instead of a jedi. Sprinkle in some waifus and it'd be amazing

>>713901729
>and then an entire writers team has to bend over backwards to make it make sense in the canon.
What films are you watching where there's canon?
>let's kiss leea
>you're now called laya and you're my sister
>the evil guy is my dad now

>>713902463
Honestly wouldn't mind a Star Wars Rpg that's isometric. I would even take an action Rpg for normalfags with mild decisions mattering

But what about hilts though?

>>713902463
Overall I like the owlcat pathfinder games but I don't think they're very interesting storywise. It still feels like I'm playing a game of pathfinder with redditors. That may just be them following the official pathfinder material closer than my friend did.

>>713895861
and they fucked that last part too. Plagueis was an aristocrat, not some hermit in a cave

its not the color
its how you hold it

>>713902457
The game really stands out when you mod Star Wars stuff into it, on it's own however it's not as well received as one might hope. If you have a Series S/X, some of these mods are available for that as well

>>713892550
wait wtf when did they make a star wars anime? wtf wait what the actual fuck? im sorry but anime furries are part of star wars now? is this canon? what the fuck timeline is this??

>>713902768
Luke's with the copper at the top is perfect

>>713902768
wtf?
all of them look ass to hold
who thinks it's a good idea to have the buttons right where you hold them?

>>713900989
Kek go watch Dooku fight in the films and see who else fights like that. Same goes for Sidious. Maces style mirrors its enemy and gives it back twice as strong. Styles are taken into count

>>713892312 (OP)
green consular chads rise up we wuz wizards n shieeeeet

>>713903143
Something something they use the force to stop it from going on and off in their hands

>>713902948
No it’s not canon but at this point it doesn’t matter what’s canon, we have reentered the Wild West again. Those anime adaption shorts are neat if just to see Star Wars with anime combat

>>713903143
It’s intentional, the button needs to be depressed while using the weapon so it can’t roll out of your hands and cut down an entire space station

>>713894125
looks like a giant dildo though

>>713892312 (OP)
red or blue, there can only be two

>>713903436
I dont give a crap about seeing a start wars anime. Im just shocked that for the first time im going to jerk off to a character from star wars. A furry from star wars none the less. I cant wait to get out of work and give her my cum tribute.

>>713892312 (OP)
Green because of 4chan

I beat KOTOR 1 but I can't get past the second planet of KOTOR 2. It's just so fucking boring. Should I keep pushing? I don't know why it feels so much more boring than the first one.

Orange sabers are by far superior.

>>713901230
>peak performance
>useless cross guard that serves no purpose and makes storage awkward
>sharpened edge because your burn through everything blade might not cut enough

>>713902609
>leea
>laya
no different from Haan and Hahn, and the only actor who's actually inconsistent is Anthony Daniels who sometimes switches from one line to the next. The Americans all say Laya, and the only two Brits who say her name (who aren't Anthony Daniels) say Leea

>>713902463
>Owlcat
I'd rather have a good game

>>713902768
Obi wan and qui gobs phantom menace look best, no random lumps on the grip, decent holding surface.

There is no debate, though.

Episode 4 light blue>green>blue>red>yellow>purple>rainbowslop.

>>713894485
This just doesn't fucking work, a light saber is an emitter. Why the fuck is it changing colour slow as dripping toffee? How the fuck does the blue tip "fight back", is there an invisible handle at the tip emitting blue energy?

>>713904435
It’s just some nigget saw vibroblades and thought “these are soooo sick i wish they weren’t superseded by light sabers!”
Vibroblades are the normal man’s light saber and are just as good unless you are fighting an actually lightsaber

White sabers are cool as fuck. I don't care if they look like a donut steel OC

The even GREATER debate

>>713905046
SWTOR has some good ideas, the two tone blades are my favorite but i really can’t get behind a black saber without lore backing it up. It’s black, how can black be manifested into light? It needs to have a good explanation and potentially another stone that isn’t kyber but exhibits the same properties with its own pros and cons

>>713905195
It's not black just an extremely dark grey.

>>713904931
You're welcome.

>>713903707
I had the opposite feeling and hated Kotor 1 until the sand people had me using more of my abilities. It's a good game just push through levels you find boring until you level up more to Jedi or Sith.

>>713905046
oops! You included the retard colors in your image, I went ahead and fixed that for you

>>713904502
>The Americans all say Laya
I thought it was that the first film it was leea, the second one was mixed, the third was laya

>>713905195
I'm surprised current EU hasn't tried to justify black blades with Kyberite. Like you've already invented literal anti-kyber, just take the plunge.

>>713905195
You could say is light on a wavelength the human eye can't see and somehow absorbs light on the visible spectrum

>>713905364
Good idea, the "black" color is on the infrared spectrum or UV spectrum.

>>713905323
her name is only said like three times in ANH, by Tarkin, Dodonna, and Threepio. They say it a lot more in ESB, and the Americans all say Laya. Anthony Daniels is inconsistent but he still mostly says Leea.

>>713904958
>unless you are fighting an actually lightsaber
Vibroblades can duel with lightsabers though. Blades with cortosis weave in them go back and forth between "cortosis can't be cut by lightsaber blades" and "cortosis flat out deactivates lightsabers when the blades meet".

>>713902768
>Yoda's pathetic 6 incher vs the CHAD Maul 20 inch behemoth

>>713904958
I thought vibroblades were specifically created because they fuck up lightsabers

>>713905784
>why don't we just attack the arm more often?
>it is not the jedi way, young padowan

>>713905784
>cortosis deactivates lightsabers
original 90s lore (I think from I, Jedi), but it's next to useless for making weapons and armor since it's brittle. Other sources made up other lightsaber resistant materials to get around this while still staying consistent.
>"cortosis weave"
KOTOR retcon to justify melee enemies not just instantly dying to lightsaber users.

>>713892312 (OP)
badass

>>713904435
>useless cross guard that serves no purpose
If made out of lightsaber resistant metal, it would help prevent your lightsaber from getting destroyed or hand cut off while in a duel

>>713906165
>>713905784
It’s the kortosis shit, i forgot about that as well. The crap one of the Sith Lords makes a suit of armor with cause sabers can’t pierce it

>>713901867
Your best bet is Disney asking Square Enix for one after KH4

>>713905046
less is more

>>713906461
Gotcha, only Crimson red sabers from now on

>>713895517
Are you upset about the Darth Bane trilogy or the Filoni Wars appearance?

>>713906376
>make handle out of cortosis
>turn on light saber
>light saber turns off

>>713904958
>It’s just some nigget saw vibroblades and thought “these are soooo sick i wish they weren’t superseded by light sabers!”
I just prefer the aesthetics of the iconic sword shape over that of a cylinder tube

>>713906658
Exar Kun's coolness comes entirely from his design and the trivia of having a double-bladed lightsaber before TPM. Actually reading anything he's in will make you realize he's a retard.

>>713906760
donut steel Beskar doesn't do that, and is more resistant and durable than cortosis

>>713894485
I liked it in Visions but only because they used it for the purpose of a twist

>>713906981
Beskar is just resilient (and "Mandalorian Iron" was lightsaber-resistant in the old EU too), it doesn't have the lightsaber-turn-off properties of cortosis

>>713895517
In what books can I learn about this Exar fella?

>>713906786
Yeah, but you said "Darth Bane for example. . ." implying that someone fucked up when depicting him. If you disliked the Bane trilogy, I'd like to hear your thoughts on why

>>713907078
the other Visions twist with the ronin pulling out a red lightsaber was a better execution of the same general concept. Yours is a great example of why bleeding was a) retarded in the first place and b) opened the door for even more retarded shit like this

>>713900680
Jango was an epic level scoundrel with all the Precise Shot feats.

>>713892312 (OP)
>>713894125
>Purple
The only true answer

>>713902768
For me it's QuiGon's. Elegant, straightfoward design that allows for a comfortable grip. I've got a metal replica.

>>713907207
>Dark Lords of the Sith
>The Sith War
>Jedi Academy novels
none of these are particularly good, but the Jedi Academy novels are actively terrible so don't read them

>>713907207
tales of the jedi comics

>>713906786
>Exar Kun
>uses a Sith Holocron (the only one at the time) full of Sith ghosts to corrupt some padawans into killing their masters
>uses Naga Sadow's thousand year old ship with a weapon that causes starts to go supernova to loot Ossus, loses the ship and most of the loot in the process
>gets Lightsided from orbit and trapped in limbo by a ritual gone wrong

>Ulic Quel-Droma
>fights a duel with Mandalore where he's on foot on giant chains suspended above a fatal fall while Mandalore gets to ride a Basilisk war droid, wins easily, subjugates the entire Mandalorian people to his will
>gets cut off from the Force but lives through it, basically becoming the inspiration for the Exile and Nihilus
Exar gets way too much credit for the Sith War

>>713907527
>SW comics
I haven't heard anything good about those

>>713907649
TotJ is the entire reason KotOR exists

>>713907207
He’s has comics no doubt but my favorite way to get the entire lore including exar is the SWTOR prequel lore tapes.

It’s basically short consolidated stories narrated by a Jedi master of the archives. It’s probably some of the best Star Wars setting possible and I’m glad it’s told neatly this way because it leaves a ton of room for your imagination to fill in the pieces.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu3WcM3CeTQ&pp=ygURRXhhciBrdW4gYXJjaGlldmU%3D
Mobile link sorry bros

I haven’t listened to these in a long time so forgive me if nostalgia made it seem better than it was. I recommend listening to the entire archive

>>713907649
These are the good Legends-era Pre-Disney Wars comics. The Disney era comics are the ones that get all the flak.

>>713907649
and for good reason

KOTOR is good
1998 Star Wars/Republic is interesting if just for a look at the pre-AOTC Republic
Dark Times (the follow-up to Republic) is great
Knight Errant is also good

>>713907725
>the good Legends-era Pre-Disney Wars comics
Don't oversell it, Tales has some dodgy art and its fair share of crap writing

>>713907709
>>713907469
>>713907527
Thanks everyone, I'll have a look at these

>>713907846
I'm not over selling it. Disney shit is shit, Pre-Disney shit isn't. Simple as.

>>713902768
Qui-Gon is best.
Simple and elegant design that still look sci-fi and futuristic without all the gaudy shit.

>>713895859
Green and blue for me. Yeah, both feel basic, but they just look the best.

>>713907950
Yes, that's overselling it. It's also wrong. I'd take some of the post-Disney comics in part over the entirety of garbage like Dark Empire. Trying to pretend the EU was all good isn't even fanboyism, it's just delusional wank.

>>713892312 (OP) (OP)
>>713894125
>Purple
The only true answer

>>713906658
Darth WHO??

>>713907327
Is he fucking sheathing a lightsaber into a scabbard

>>713907438
>>713907980
The grooves in the hilt appear to be going right down into what should be the internals of the blade. It has a crystal jammed into the last two inches and nothing else.

>>713907310
Not that anon, i disliked the clone wars appearance. Book bane and clone wars bane don’t match up, i don’t thin banes ghost would be giving lore trivia for trials. Very stupid imo

>>713908178
>stating facts
>overselling
Not taking part in your pilpul, Yidsney shill. Even the absolute worst of the Old EU still has more merit than Disney shit.

Now, I know you're going to reply with a screencap from one of the goofy old old Marvel comics which are technically in the Legends continuity, or reply with one of those April Fool's comics like Skippy the Jedi Droid and act like they weren't April Fool's comics.

Here's a random SW picture I found online. Even this has more merit than all of Disney Wars combined.

>>713908479
wait til you see what his opponent is rocking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMjRxyCQTGo

Sorry fags but I choose the katana, which is also the sharpest and strongest blade ever created.

>>713908649
I selected force guided sith cortosis throwing knives. Nothing personal guise I’m just a meta slave

>>713892312 (OP)
*smacks lips*

>>713907798
>Dark Times
They did Jennir dirty by hooking him up with Ember

>>713896764
it's because if you make it too long the light will detach and fly away
how do you think the guns work

>>713908832
>heart of the force isn't fried chicken
>orange isn't fanta
>red isn't taki/flaming hot cheetos
>silver isn't a gun
>viridian isn't weed
>blue isn't a pair of blue Jordan's
>yellow isn't the whites of they eyes

>>713905007
Curved for your pleasure?

Let it go you retards. It's over. It's done. How can you talk about this franchise without immense embarrassment. Is it some kind of Gen X boomer/millennial Stockholm syndrome?

>>713892312 (OP)
Those crystals look tasty.

>>713909180
>Stockholm syndrome
never existed btw

>>713908832
ayo hol up

>>713892312 (OP)
I like red because red is cool

>>713905451
>>713905364
>>713905195
>only the red lightsabers can even get the two tone black effect
thats actually a good use for black lightsabers

>>713908649
Lmfao someone edited this to make the katana win?

>>713909180
>Gen Z can't stand it when we talk about stuff they can't get into
kek

>>713900680
You and I only think that almost all Jedi are demigods because we watch movies and play video games from the perspective of Jedi who are basically demigods.

>>713911510
Even an average Jedi is still superhuman.

>>713894485
It's genuinely amazing how letting women write sci fi destroyed the biggest franchise in the whole fucking world in like 2 years. like that shit is almost impressive. I don't think I could have destroyed star wars that fast if I was trying to.

>>713912193
To be fair, Jew Jew Abrams and Fagloni destroyed Star Wars far before the Acolyte was sharted out onto TV.

>>713912092
>>713911510
You guys talking about Cole? The lizard guy who gets tapped out by Jango? The entire Jedi assault force was an utter disaster and the ambush was rooted in retardation, they genuinely think the separatists were going to quietly surrender as the republic forces peacefully descended onto the plant. The actual assault doesn’t begin until they are utterly defeated. There was no reason to spring the Jedi before the army arrived if they didn’t assume Dooku and friends were going to surrender.
This is how fucking stupid and pussified the order had become. That lizard guy gets tapped out cause he’s genuinely weak, and got caught off guard, like a fucking noob. A majority of those Jedi at genesis were fucking “Jedi” not even knighted, basically sent a ton of kids to die when really they just needed today’s assist force from the start

>>713913106
Yodas assault force ******

>>713896764
There was a power up in Jedi Power Battles that extended the blade.

dew it

>>713913106
This is anti-Jedi propaganda don't believe Sheev's lies

>>713892856
>negative 1000 degree knife

>>713894125
revan had a regular red saber in the first game thoughbeit

>>713894485
>>713912193
I watched the entirety of the Acolyte and it's nowhere near as bad as Star Wars nerds make it out to be. Just because they slightly altered their holy Wookepedia texts thousands of no life losers made it their mission to make it seem like the show was an attack on their religion and thus needed to be destroyed

Then again, the show itself was mid as fuck and I don't really have any urge to defend it, so basically just ignore this post.

>>713913958
If a lightsaber made of the sun clashed with a lightsaber made of ice who would win

>>713894485
>bipolar jedi flashing like cop cars

He fell to the dark side:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QybQNGcwZns&pp=ygUPZmx1a2Ugc2t5d2Fsa2Vy

>>713914124
>wookiepedia
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Reproduction/Legends

There is no such thing as indigo. It's blue, you hipster faggots.

blue red and green are the only acceptable lightsabers
i'll allow purple if you're playing as literally only mace windu but your original the character is not mace windu, it's like when some faggot says "yeah well MY character has heterochromia" sure bud we're all impressed with your mary sue

>>713901570
now apply this to politicians

>>713914350
>Getting into an argument with my art teacher, who tried to say 'purple' didn't exist, only 'violet'

>>713914307
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Coca-Cola

CocaCola is canon in Disney Wars.

>>713897331
It's the worst kind of lightsaber.

>>713892312 (OP)
what would a lightsaber with a kidney stone crystal look like?

>>713901570
That's how it is with everything.
90% of a town, a company, a country, a school, the military, in chess etc. etc. are made up of shitters and only the top 10% of people actually get things done.

>>713902074
>low budget
They aren't, despite everything about them suggesting otherwise

>>713900562
It's really not surprising that peacetime Jedi got so fucked up during Geonosis. The colosseum was probably the literal first time 90% of these guys were fighting for their lives.

>>713902074
>low budget
kek Yidsney wishes

>>713914307
Thank you based Wook

>>713892312 (OP)
Anything but blue, green and red and you're a special snowflake that should kill himself asap

Where the fuck is my new Star Wars RPG Gisnep??

>>713915615
The irony of green being Luke's special snowflake colour to set himself apart from the older generation of Jedi is lost on you, isn't it

>>713914124
It’s repulsive, it’s like going to the store and buying a bunch of cookies, removing the chocolate chips by hand and putting skittles into em then saying
>hey guys i baked these cookies last night, i even came up with a new twist

>>713915615
Why does green get a pass when it was a speshul color that had never appeared in the original movie, you OT purist boomer piece of shit.

>>713911510
Jedi can literally walk around freely in imperial Coruscant and fend off any attack so yeah, they are demi gods.
Non-Force sensitives are plebs

>>713916096
This guy gets to be yoda tier for gameplay purposes.

>>713908559
>Even the absolute worst of the Old EU still has more merit than Disney shit.
The best of the Disney shit is Andor which blows a large chunk of the EU lore between ROTS and ANH out of the water.
The old republic and new republic stuff though? Yeah I’m 100% taking the old EU.

>>713912193
A woman is the only reason ANH is a good movie

>>713916138
Or maybe only videogames show how OP Jedi would be if they didn't constantly forget they can use the Force like in movies.
Well, games and Genndy Clone Wars

I always used an orange saber with a mainly-blue costume

>>713916292
>"A woman is the only reason ANH is a good movie"
>this old ass misinfo again

>>713908634
So this is the power of anime with a budget
It's still shit

>>713894485
>>713914124
Gotta love how the only form of defence the Yidsney shill knows is ad hominem.
Like here's a show that's firmly in the better end of the recent crop (still awful, mind you), one that does get shit on to an unfair degree and all this faggot can muster is lol why do you care lmao touch grass.

>>713916292
George's cunt ex-wife saving the movie in post production is a retarded myth.

>>713916315
True enough, but when you open up all Jedi to this that means the Sith have to be obscenely strong, and it starts becoming anime power level competitions with dudes pulling meteors out of space only for his target to turn them into sand using his force crush

>>713916550
I like how the EU ended up just like that, with a chick just causing Coruscant to start cracking with the Force

>>713913803
UNLIMITED POWAH

>>713916315
A movie Jedi would mash a dozen mooks with batons no problem.
If they had guns the movie Jedi would be dead as fuck tho

>>713892312 (OP)
Green. Duh.

>>713916775
kek

>>713916352
Orange ones are weird imo. Like, dude,we know you want to pick up red but don't to be seen as the baddie. Just stop worrying and embrace it, you are one shade away.

>>713916138
Comics had Dass "Completely Average In Every Way No Special Powers Whatsoever" Jennir do remarkable things and Zayne "The Force Loves/Hates Him" Carrick survive being hunted by five Jedi Masters while remaining a no-kill pacifist.

Every piece of media that isn't a movie allows Jedi to operate at the level a precognizant telepath with telekenisis and a laser sword should.

>>713892312 (OP)
Star Wars has been shit for the last 10 years, nobody cares about it anymore, it's dead.

>>713892312 (OP)
If I was a Sith I would fly around my base and shit on a carpet. Like levitate around and shit. Then I’d go outside with my goth twi'lek gf and give her a ride around the grounds to cheer her up (i hit her earlier cause Sith drama)

>>713917245
17 years now, but your point remains.

only red for me

>>713917285
Force flight is a thing, but the only one who could do it for a long time was a literal goddess.
Even Grandmaster Luke could only do it for 2 or 3 minutes.

>>713908559
>Even the absolute worst of the Old EU still has more merit than Disney shit.

>>713892312 (OP)
I pick the color according to the Jedi discipline/fighting style. Guardians=Blue, Consular=Green, Sentinel=Yellow. Sith is always red. Sometimes purple for Sorcerer. Orange is a muddied color that the ancients used.

The rest are for snowflake NPCs.

I think nuStar Wars was the one who just did fuck all with all of that and made crystals into mood rings.

>>713894485
Bleeding crystals is the dumbest shit ever. In my mind Sith and Dark Jedi still just use synthetic crystals.

>>713917562
It's Force Levitate on something you're standing on, totally different

>>713917690
based

>>713916535
Jessie, what the fuck are you talking about.

>>713917562
Carrie Fisher flew her way through space does that mean she's a super goddess? Why didn't she just explode all the star destroyers with her mind?

>>713917690
Whatever that is, it's not bleeding and no amount of fake nerds saying it is will convince me otherwise

I think bleeding as it's actually established is retarded too but it's a sighte better than that bullshit

>>713917625
>>713917690
I don’t really see how mood rings is any less gay than assigning a fucking MBTI personality type to your made up Jedi lmao

>>713917803
I believe that anon is taunting the disney shill for defending the show with "ur just mad it changed ur lore, stay mad nerd" rather than giving an actual reason or example showing that the show isn't bottom of the barrel shit.

>>713894485
bleeding the crystals is honestly the dumbest shit added to the lore
anakin killed a lot of younglings and choked out padame, but apparently that wasn't enough to shift his crystal to the dark side

>>713917909
>Disney shit
Don't care.

>>713917947
Because we see Darth Vader fall to the dark side, do all kinds of terrible things, and come out the other end with his same old blue lightsaber.

>>713917971
See that's what I thought he was doing but then he wrote "firmly in the better end of the recent crop". Acolyte was one of the BETTER shows? How bad is the other shit??

>>713918078
Well, for one, people actually fucking die when stabbed with a lightsaber.

>>713918078
Third season of Mandalorian sucked, as did the Boba Fett show unfortunately. The best show Disney did was Andor which was genuinely better than at least 90% of the old EU media.

>>713918246
Andor was great start to finish because it had almost nothing to do with Star Wars. It was a WW2 movie set in space. That's a compliment btw. I don't know how they convinced Disney to let them make a show without le ebin lightsaber fights but I'm glad they did.

>>713916096
>we will never get a jedi academy game with the metal gear rising engine

>>713918413
I disagree about it having nothing to do with Star Wars, it just focused really tightly on the half of Star Wars that the fandom cares less about: the Wars part.

>>713918413
A jew using the nepotism afforded to him in modern Hollyjew for a good purpose is rare but not unheard of. Andor is one of those rare instances.

>>713897404
More like Poorchads.
Green Kyber is the most common there is along with blue.

>>713918246
>>713918413
I don't doubt it being the by far best Rat's Wars show, but I just can't give a fuck about a cast that already had a movie, was bland as fuck in said movie then promptly died at the end.

>>713918612
Who is even the Jew in this instance
Gilroy isn’t and Kathleen Kennedy isn’t either

>>713918865
>can't give a fuck because Rogue One
desu the best parts of Andor are the ISB, who aren't in Rogue One. Andor himself is indeed a boring nothing space mexican

>>713918865
You’d genuinely be wrong, Diego Luna turns an okay performance in Rogue One into an all time run in Andor. Also, he’s the only of the Rogue One crew to even be in the show aside from Melshi. It’s the most well written, well acted Star Wars media Disney ever produced.

>>713918542
>There are ""people"" that wanted Luthen to have a scene where he pulls out a lightsaber and starts dueling people as a secret Jedi because he used a kyber crystal as a prop for one story sequence
If the fandom was in charge of the story it would have been the worst shit ever

>>713919084
Diego Luna is the literal weakest part of the cast. All time performance my balls.

>>713919214
Weakest part of the cast in a story filled with SSS-tier acting is still really good. Comparing it to other Disney slop elevates it even further.

>>713919178
If the fandom was in charge the story would have long moved on from the boring Empire vs Rebellion crap that ended 40 years ago.

>>713919214
He’s literally one of the best which is insane because it has Stellen Skarsgard and Forest Whittaker in it.

>>713915046
They're also outright surrounded by battle droids, as in blaster bolts flying in every direction. Doesn't matter how good you are at waving a saber around to deflect enemy shots or how good your senses are when you've got a hundred enemies around you. Look at Order 66. Ki-Adi-Mundi to an extent and Yoda both sensed what was happening, the former was on a bridge in between droids and clones, he kill a couple but still died almost instantly, Yoda only had to kill two clones to escape.

>>713919178
The only real instance of the Force being in the story was the one healer lady who basically had a feeling of destiny when talking to Cassian was perfect. But it also makes it retroactively hilarious that this massive movement that was built by the blood sweat and tears of so many who sacrificed themselves was saved at the last second by a teenage hillbilly who was told by a ghost to let Jesus take the wheel.

>>713918934
They're both Golems, basically goyjews.

>>713919643
You can't just call everyone you don't like a jew. You're giving antisemitism a bad name!

>>713919643
Does Jew just mean “someone who has power” to you

>>713919891
We're talking about Jewsney here, Anon. Anyone there is either Jewish or a Jewish subservient.

>>713919590
Yes, that's because Jedi get shit done and normal people are useless weaklings

>>713919891
Everyone involved in raping my childhood franchises in search of cash money is either a jew or spiritually a jew.

>>713916550
If you think about, Order 66 wouldn't happen in Legends because Jedi are fucking broken there

>>713920228
Legends Clones weren't turned into mind controlled pussies yet, so they could style on the unprepared legends Jedi.

>>713905007
>The black series
>Lightsaber is white
???

>>713920228
Jedi in the EU aren't OP, only Luke and Abeloth were.

>>713920228
Legends clones were equally as broken.

And the Droids weren't le funny high pitch voice comedy relief that makes the CIS the most non-threatening main villains in the entire Star Wars franchise.

God Pre-Filoni CW-era was so fucking good.

>>713920709
The B1 droids were always meant to be silly and comedic. They are mass produced with cheap chinese hardware and dumb ai

>>713920709
>droids weren’t meant to be comedy relief
oh horseshit man

I hate TCW and Filoni for introducing the inhibitor chip retcon.
Fuck that retarded furfag

>>713902768
>>713903118
It's aesthetic perfection. Untouchable.

>>713920956
The B1s in TPM are charming and fun. The B1s in TCW are cringe and gay.

>>713892312 (OP)
>Mask makes he looks like a villian
>in reality is one of the most kind hearted counsil members
i really like plo koon

>>713921293
I agree with that, I can't stand TCW
But it's a fact that droids were always meant to be silly and comedic, but Lucas was able to do just the right amount of comedy with them.

>>713892312 (OP)
>yellow
>bronze
What's the third yellow looking one?

>>713920956
>The B1 droids were always meant to be silly and comedic.
No they weren't. They were actual threats in their debut with EP1 and in the TCWMMP. Sure they had some comedic moments but that isn't all they were, unlike in Filoni Wars where being shitty comedy relief is all they fucking are. It's almost as bad as Shitney making Stormtroopers all incompetent jackasses because of the heckin' epic le can't aim meme.

>>713920956
>They are mass produced with cheap chinese hardware and dumb ai
Yeah, they were cheap, and did get nerfed after the events of EP1 because they didn't use the droid control ships anymore. But they were still threatening in that they were endless, kept coming, and didn't fucking quip or act retarded every single time they were on screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc_her-n5rQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvBHENCIoOQ

There's a clear difference here, retard.

>>713921047
It makes sense really, the EU both old and new has the Jedi bond with the clones pretty well, and there’s enough stories humanizing the clones that it doesn’t make sense that they’d simply ignore all previous history of their relationship with their generals to have the necessary coldness to just magdump them at the drop of a hat. The inhibitor chips are a fine compromise.

>>713921517
Orange, bronze, and yellow.

>>713920709
>TPM, Galactic Battlegrounds, Battlefront and Republic Commando all have good droid voices
>every fucking Empire at War mod uses the Filoni cartoon voices
>>713920956
>>713921039
They could be dumb and silly robot soldiers or reasonably threatening war machines depending on what the scene needed. RotS onward they just turned into complete comic relief, and really bad ones too.

Have you finally given SWTOR a chance?

>>713921657
Nah it doesn't make sense, it's a shitty retcon to something that was already well explained in the movies in a much better way.

This retcon only exists because Filoni couldn't stomach that his precious Rex would try to kill Obi-Wan and participate in Order 66 on his own

>>713921779
I did back during the COVID lockdowns and it sucked. It's the sequel trilogy to KotOR 1 and 2. The only salvageable parts are the Sith Warrior and Agent, everything else is bin material.

>>713921657
The Kaminoans already tell Obi-Wan during episode II that the Clones are genetically modified to be subservient to all orders and are further trained to follow any order given to them.
The Clones in TCW don't even feel like a vatgrown army of soldiers who grew up exclusively drilling for war. They feel like normal dudes. Might as well not even be clones.
The Clones choosing to shoot their commanders because following orders is all they ever knew is a powerful theme about how a Republic could fall into authoritarianism. The mind control chips cheapen the clones.

The big fat blades were the best. They shouldn't have moved away from that design.

>>713921559
No need to be so rude, I also think that the TCW portrayal of droids is crap. But they always meant to be funny, and pushovers.

>>713921657
They were clones. Accelerated aging and mental imprints in the cloning vats. They weren't real humans and weren't meant to be, they were created to be entirely disposable cannon fodder that would also shoot Jedi to death when given the trigger phrase.

It's more tragic if they start to show basic human decency only to turn out to be slaves to their programming as much as any droid. It fits into Palpatine playing the long con with the Senate, knowing that the Jedi would full well find a way to bond with any living thing only to strike at them through their arrogance in believing the Force would warn them of treachery from fellow sentients.

>>713921943
>meanwhile, in Mouse Wars

>>713922018
Vile

>>713900562
>they let this guy on the council but not Anakin

>>713905905
Not about size it is.

>>713922156
>shitting on Coleman Trebor
He solos the entire verse. Jango was his hard counter, because his armor was blue and his species can't see blue.

>>713921047
>Fuck that retarded furfag
Just because you do something creative with wolves doesn't make you a furfag.
That would be like calling aliens furfags just because they created wolves and dogs.

>>713922364
It's not creative, it's shit

>>713921704
>Droids than
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oBEzKm9grM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbSvsNgZ41Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXvRv2Q7nQ

>Droids now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4yPBefC7sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShQwuJi_FwM

>>713922018
Even in Rise of Skywalker they decided lightsabers are glowsticks for some reason. I made this when the trailer came out (right is my edit) and it still looked like the left side throughout the whole movie.
Lightsabers should be FUCKING BRIGHT always

>>713892312 (OP)
>blue
>double edged
Simple as

>>713922494
why are you mad

>>713922726
Fuck off Dave

>>713922674
Zayne Carrick killed two people with this lightsaber

>>713921824
>>713921916
The old EU had shit like Battlefront 2 tell the players that the clones knew the whole time about the order and felt a little shitty about it. The inhibitor chips is BARELY a retcon, the mental imprints is like a step below it.
The clones being the hero side meant that they were going to be humanized no matter what.
>The Clones choosing to shoot their commanders because following orders is all they ever knew is a powerful theme about how a Republic could fall into authoritarianism.
The inhibitor chips do nothing to break this.

>>713922668
The props that they film with are retarded now. They're heavy and you can't bash them against each other like the ones during filming for the Prequels, and on film they end up looking like shitty LED toys that you could pick up from Walmart.

>>713922674
The fuck, that's a literal elf

>>713923070
>The old EU had shit like Battlefront 2 tell the players that the clones knew the whole time about the order and felt a little shitty about it.
Yes, it was fantastic and Filoni and George raped it by taking their agency away.

>>713923070
You completely misunderstood the point.
The clones are genetically engineered to be obidient and always follow orders from higher authority.
This is why they follow through with Order 66 because Palpatine is the highest authority.

This is simple and well explained, the inhibitor chip is pants on head retarded.

>>713892312 (OP)
poiple

>>713894485
clairen if she real

>>713923294
>>713923304
Look at you two already contradicting each other. Do the clones have agency? Or are they genetically engineered to be obedient?

>>713923206
Arkanian (Offshoot (Sephi))

>>713923419
You can not like an order and still follow it, considering it's all you know and you're already genetically predisposed to do so.

>>713923419
>Or are they genetically engineered to be obedient?
Why are you acting like a moron?
It's stated in attack of the clones that clones are genetically engineered to be like this.

>>713923206
Alien females are fine as long as they are hot

>>713923479
>>713923551
>they’re genetically engineered to be obedient! But they also feel reeeally bad about it
>this is somehow thematically different than a chip in their brain compelling them to kill because they wouldn’t feel bad about that at all for some reason
Yeah sure man.

>>713892856
Why would an omni-directional cutting weapon made of energy have an edge?
I hate this thing so much.

>>713922668
No one at Disney thought there was anything wrong with this fighting sequence, so of course no one batted an eye when they also did lightsabers wrong.

>>713912193
They had some help along the way.

>>713923808
Yes, it's thematically different you retard.
Also the inhibitor chip is a contrivance, because there is no way the Jedi wouldn't find out about it.

>>713923808
Genetically engineered to be obedient is not the same as mind control and you know it. I know you know it because you've already said its "barely a retcon because the imprinting is only a step below it (full mind control)"
That step matters.

>>713923960
I love how Rey throughout all 3 of her films gives into her emotions (anger specifically) while fighting every single time and doesn't fall to the Dark Side or feels it's pull, ever.

>>713924178
she accidentally shot lightning that one time tho, very dark

>>713924178
Where did all the Dark Side Rey porn come from then???

>>713924254
That only happened to allude to the retarded Palpatine connection.

>>713924267
From a vision she had while force skyping with Kylo of her at his side.

>>713924078
No it isn’t thematically different you fucking dipshit. The whole point is that the Jedi’s arrogance and inability to look too closely into the provenance of the clone army led to their downfall. What does it matter if there’s a chip? It was simply a way to narratively preserve certain clones’ likability, and the old EU did the exact same thing by having the Clone Commandos be more independent and not susceptible to it which is EVEN FUCKING DUMBER.

>>713924267
She's a coomer original

>>713924267
The way the poster was framed for Force Awakens makes it really easy to see her with a red double-bladed saber

>>713908832
how would a blue lightsaber taste

>>713924178
Kek. Kylo is more at peace than her

>>713919590
What's more retroactively hilarious is that it was all for absolutely nothing because the sequels reset the universe anyway.

>>713924494
like blue spicy

>>713924494
When I was a little kid, I sucked on a laptop power cord and zapped the shit out of myself and it tasted blue. So it probably tastes like electricity.

>>713924371
>No it isn’t thematically different you fucking dipshit.
Yes it is you fucking idiot.
Also the inhibitor chip is a clear contrivance that could lead to Palpatine's plan getting exposed you retard.
It's a shit tier retcon that only exists because Filoni is a Rexfag.

Also the inhibitor retcon is just a minor problem in the shitshow called TCW

>>713894485
This is a cool concept

>>713924494
Dark side girls are superior, even Luke knew this

>>713924642
>Also the inhibitor retcon is just a minor problem in the shitshow called TCW
I hate TCW ruining the Clones even more than I hate Ahsoka or Mortis desu

>>713924642
Ah clearly there was nothing suspicious at all about the order labeled “kill all Jedi and double tap to make sure”. The inhibitor chip was the real smoking gun. Obviously.

>>713924753
Art depicting Mara Jade's fucked up dark side life next to Luke's happy go lucky farm boy upbringing is kino

>>713924527
Seriously, it almost seems like Kylo was such a bad Sith Lord because he wasn't truly one. He was faking it like a teenager going through a phase.

Meanwhile you have Rey over here fighting and acting like an actual Sith Lord, the way she fights with her saber is how Darth Malgus would fight. Just slamming it around with dark side empowered brute strength.

>>713924830
Ye olde lore had Order 65 authorizing the Republic's army to arrest the Chancellor if necessary. They were publicly known orders that weren't expect to ever be used but available if necessary.

>>713924078
>because there is no way the Jedi wouldn't find out about it.
The same jedi who needed 20+ years to figure out something's fishy with Palps?

>>713924852
>fucked up dark side life
The very first time she appears the Emperor himself says she's neither Dark nor Light, she doesn't even become properly Force Sensitive in her own right until well after he's dead

>>713924830
Yes it's a clear smoking gun you retard.
And a totally pointless contrivance that only exists because Filoni is a retarded furfaggot

>>713924962
Yes, notice how the order said arrest and not “riddle with holes”. Order 66 was a contrivance that you’re just expected to not really think about in the movies. The more the EU expanded on the clones the more of a problem it became. The inhibitor chips were a simple way for writers to both develop the clones and also keep the story beats intact.

>>713924962
Yes, notice how the order said arrest and not “riddle with holes”. Order 66 was a contrivance that you’re just expected to not really think about in the movies. The more the EU expanded on the clones the more of a problem it became. The inhibitor chips were a simple way for writers to both develop the clones and also keep the story beats intact. Because if the clones had no humanization, there’s not really any moral dilemma over the Jedi using them. If the clones did, then Order 66 didn’t make any sense. Thus, the chips.

>>713914124
It smells like /tg/ horseshit in here
Go back to your gay general where you can worship disney faggotry in peace

>>713925192
>>713925253
>say Order 66 is just "arrest the Jedi" because the Jedi need to know there is an Order 66
>the Jedi will never know it was secretly "kill the Jedi"
>if asked the clones are programmed to say "arrest" and not "kill"
That was so easy to fix it's embarrassing you didn't think of it first

>>713925253
Nah Dave your retcon is shit, just like your show and your orange mary sue waifu

>>713920956
>>713921039
t. RotS/TCW wewe my vewy fiwst Staw Waws!

>>713925192
Order 66 was indeed specially set up in comparison to the other contingency orders by Palpatine with lethal force in the order itself. But it's 1 order out of 150, and they are contingency orders that are never expected to be used. We know the importance of Order 66 but it was slipped in to a long bureaucratic list alongside other orders dealing with utilizing the military against important Republic institutions.
The point being that it was not a giant red flashing light saying "the clones are gonna kill you retards, what are you, stupid?" It's a subtle red flicker saying that.

>do you have any SECRET ORDERS to kill me, clone?
>even if I did I couldn't tell you

>>713925192
>>713925253
>>713925352
There was no reason to hide the existence of Order 66, and it wasn't, for a few simple reasons:
>The order itself was requested by a Jedi Master.
>It wasn't some exotic example. The other Orders included "arrest/execute the Chancellor if he betrayed the Republic" and "arrest/execute the Senate if they do the same."

>>713892312 (OP)
when i was a little kid it was all about silver as le epic donut steele
now as an adult, its cyan like anakin's saber in ANH, viridian green, and the orange next to viridian green

disney mood rings are better because at least it explains why almost every single sith save for a couple of exceptions uses red color.

>uhhhhm they use synthetic crystals because they're stronger
first, red crystals are never shown to be any stronger than regular ones, they act exactly the same both in movies and games
second, if they're synthetic then by definition there should be more different color options because you craft it yourself
>uhhhm they just respect traditions mkay?
sith are rebellious by nature and rarely respect them (palpatine broe the rule of two multiple times), almost every sith character has a unique look as opposed to jedi who wear uniform robes. there's no way they would limit themselves to a single color

>>713925682
Here is Order 65 in comparison to Order 66 for reference.
>"In the event of either (i) a majority in the Senate declaring the Supreme Commander (Chancellor) to be unfit to issue orders, or (ii) the Security Council declaring him or her to be unfit to issue orders, and an authenticated order being received by the GAR, commanders shall be authorized to detain the Supreme Commander, with lethal force if necessary, and command of the GAR shall fall to the acting Chancellor until a successor is appointed or alternative authority identified as outlined in Section 6 (iv)."
Order 66
>"In the event of Jedi officers acting against the interests of the Republic, and after receiving specific orders verified as coming directly from the Supreme Commander (Chancellor), GAR commanders will remove those officers by lethal force, and command of the GAR will revert to the Supreme Commander (Chancellor) until a new command structure is established."
It's pretty cheeky that Palpatine had it set up for "lethal force if necessary" to other offices but the Jedi only got "remove with lethal force"
Classic creamy Sheev

>>713924753
True

>>713925629
Why did he kill that guy

Is this site unstable right now?

>>713924852
True

>>713926121
It always is.

>>713926121
you are talking about the captcha or the users?

>>713926058
Because he knows the Commander will have to report to Palpatine he even asked the question

>>713926216
I actually just got a server parse error so I think he's talking about that.

>>713924962
>>713925991
hiding Order 66 in a big batch of 150 order is something Travis came up with, and therefore predictably retarded

>>713927390
>predictably retarded
Not at all.

>>713892312 (OP)
green because i like qui-gonn

>>713927729
also didn't kyle katarn have a green saber? they're both cool

>>713896812
It's basically just a horoscope.

>>713927390
>hiding Order 66
>Order 66
>66
The numbering already implies it's being hidden in a bunch of bullshit. Unless you're implying there were only 66 orders in total in Lucas' vision?

>>713900989
There were originally no forms, but then it got retconned.

>>713892312 (OP)
I feel like I'm the only person who unironically likes viridian. Cyan or regular green would probably be my second choice since I love the pale blue of Anakin's lightsaber in ANH and as a child I thought Jedi Luke's green saber was the coolest thing ever.

>>713928098
Nah I get it. Viridian comes the closest to that stoplight green color Luke used. Later media makes the green sabers too emerald-y.

>>713927993
It's not a retcon

>>713928339
Honest question, do you guys think they will move from the Skywalker/Sheev saga in the future?

>>713928430
Not in the foreseeable future. Next up expect spinoff shows like Windu: A Star Wars story only on Disney+ featuring one armed Mace Windu with an eyepatch.

>>713928430
They just cancelled the new Rey trilogy so i don't think so. They're gonna milk the TCW, OT, Post-RotS/Pre-ANH and Post-RotJ/Pre-Sequel Timelines until they literally can no longer do so and than reboot the OT entirely and start over.

>>713892312 (OP)
this is all you need

I like the yellow lightsaber. Its cool.

Is TOR good?

>>713929060
It's ass, don't bother.

>t. did every class story and did every expansion up until KotFE(which is some of the worst Star Wars story telling, peroid.)

>>713892312 (OP)
GREEN IZ DA BEST

a good blaster

>>713929659
>uses her Mandalorian fart powers to make her jetpack a makeshift flamethrower

>>713928795
>They just cancelled the new Rey trilogy
Wait, what? I thought it was delayed, again, not canned

>>713929171
>I get more enjoyment out of imitating the Sith Warrior's cadence and saying stupid shit to myself IRL than I did from actually playing SWTOR

>>713894485
Media getting dumbed down so a normie can understand it has done so much damage to everything I remotely gave a shit about

>>713926796
Asari cosplaying

>>713929919
>so a normie
Normies imply men too, this shit is just for women.

>>713929763
https://youtu.be/MXGHUpt4oSI

For me is the knoife

>>713904435
Men have always wanted to look badass and intimidating in war, because underneath this thin veneer of "too cool to care" is the instinctive understanding that appearances matter a lot, which is, ironically, why you pretend not to care in the first place.

>>713927885
ROTS shows Order 66 as being like an MKULTRA activation phrase. The clones address Palpy as "my lord" as soon as they get it, like he's already Emperor. Traviss had it as a completely normal order that all the clones gladly obeyed, killing the jedi they'd been fighting alongside for years, because Traviss hates the jedi and writes them as evil and stupid, and writes everyone else as hating them for being evil and stupid.

>>713901867
t. pretzelless

>lightsabers
How come no lightaxes, lightspears or lightflails? Hmm???

>>713933871
>ROTS shows Order 66 as being like an MKULTRA activation phrase
Wrong.

I'm confused. I'm playing survivor and one of the Jedi turned his blade from yellow to red by fucking with his kyner crystal.
I thought red blades were purely synthetic or rarities.

>>713936045
Disney's red lightsabers are red because the kyber crystal is alive and attuned to the Force and resists being used by a Dark Sider. So Dark Siders can torture their crystals by flooding it with negative emotions and the dark side to dominate it into subservience and it turns red.

>>713933871
>durr why did clones call him lord
Because it's most likely the proper form of address for the Supreme Chancellor.
Is Windu a sleeper agent because he called Palptaine the same thing, too?

>>713936248
the idea of crystals being atuned to the force isnt that bad
but the rest kinda is

>>713936248
Ok. Makes sense I guess since the crystal is supposed to have chosen you or something. Still seems gay I guess.

>>713892312 (OP)
only blue, green, red, and purple specifically for Mace Windu exist, everything else is fanfiction

He refers to this

>>713929060
it's worth running through the base class stories for whichever character archetypes strike your fancy. Sith Warrior storyline is great, and Bounty Hunter's is exactly what you'd expect. Trooper is snooze-inducing but might be bearable if clone troopers are your absolute favourite thing in all of star wars by a country mile. Haven't played the rest. The expansions are all silly fanfiction dogshit, don't bother going beyond vanilla

>>713936570
Anakin's face is like
>that's kinda gay tho, if we were stronger we could save more people

The Kyber Rifle or whatever you'd call it

>>713936570
jedi probably werent fighting a lot before the clone wars

>>713937186
>jedi probably werent fighting a lot before the clone wars

>>713936570
Okay that explains why no kyber blasters or bombs but it doesn't explain why no spears or axes. They're not necessarily more powerful than a saber, and they would take just as much care and precision to learn how to use.

>>713937464
There are lightsaber spears.

>>713937570
Is that why Mace's saber is purple like purple drank?

>>713937584
Nice, give me that instead it looks way cooler

>>713936486
>>713936570
Wouldn't an easier answer just be cortosis is too brittle into being a resistant material for a spear shaft or whatever?

>>713937464
Some have saberstaffs. A sword just provides the most cutting and blaster blocking surface. They're ultimately a militant organisation, the Jedi Knights did consider themselves "the guardians of peace and justice" and the sabre gives them maximum offensive and defensive potential.

>>713916775
Took me a few reads to get it. Had a sensible chuckle. God, I need some sleep.

>>713919341
he's literally the weakest part of the show, no one likes Andor for Andor. He doesn't even get a big grandiose monologue that the show loves. He just says the Rogue One line then gets out of the way so Yennefer of Vengeberg can actually act.

That was a nice saber-focused thread. Giving it my farewell with the greatest Sith lightsaber duelist in history.

>>713917974
Because Anakin thought he was doing a noble deed.

>>713925874
it literally does not make sense in any way when ROTS is taken into account

>>713895878
Damn. Kino

>>713940889
Explain to me the reasoning behind him thinking killing children and choking his pregnant wife (that he specifically gained power to protect btw) is a noble deed.

>>713933871
I hate Sam Witwer for being such a disney stooge and planting this excuse the heads of braindead fanboys

>>713936486
They actually put nunchuck lightsabers in the DLC for Battlefront 2
It was cool
She also had laser throwing stars

>>713894485
What the fuck is this shit

>>713895484
that's since 2016 comic if not wrong, the original backstory for the red saber was that siths just made them artificially.

>why just swords why not other stuff
Because it doesn't end well

>>713942824
That was dumb.

>>713894691
>purple-orange dual wielding
That's what I always do when you can dual wield in star wars games

>>713944216
>This was brought up as a concept, storyboarded, animated, rendered, and shipped out without anyone saying anything
What the fug

>>713944516
And it was still among the least worst episodes in that horrible horrible show

>>713908178
Disney is shit and you're a faggot shill. Go hang yourself, tranny.

>>713944734
Great rebuttal, really gonna make people take you seriously.

>>713944923
Long way down

>>713945003
I DON'T THINK I'LL MAKE IT ON MY OWN

>>713936486
>>713936570
Keyblade was the same shit too before all the dumb transformations

>>713944516
He lost the exact same way to Vader in the comic set 20 years before this

>>713945643
>Nobody ever thought to do this before this
I hate everything about this

>>713921414
I think its best he keeps it, the interpretations of his kind without the mask on are some nightmare fuel shit.

Can SW ever be cool again? Getting it away from Disney isn't enough now, theres still all the bluehairs, LGBTQ and secondaries who are latching onto Ackolyte or the sequels or Andor trash.

>>713946186
It's an episode that keeps on giving

>>713946213
No one's latching onto Acolyte lmao

>>713946213
Andor is fantastic and nobody is "latching onto Acolyte" you dumb retard

>>713946213
It's fiendishly simple: Just make good movies and people will care again.
>caring about tumblrtards
They're not even enough to make ESG shows profitable on their own. Just ignore them.

>>713946450
Couldn't finish the second season of Andor. The Jar Jar Binks slapstick rebel splinter group shit was too bleak. First season was pretty good though.

>>713946258
>>713944216
At the very least Maul killed all these retards so we dont have to deal with their spinny sabers anymore.
Its incredible how the only good parts of this show are the bits where he is in because it feels like someone who knows how to write for a TV show wrote down his arc, and then Filoni gets back on the steering wheel to derail the rest of Rebels into the colossal shitfuck it was in.

>>713946630
It gets way better. The Gorman storyline is pure kino.

>>713918442
I’M FUCKIN INVINCIBLE.

>>713903609
DEEL
DOAH

>>713946450
>Andor is fantastic

>>713942376
Deep down Anakin is a psychopath who attaches himself to an unhealthy degree to people he just met. Because he had a horrible upbringing. He was never really good something that all forms of media have had the time to showcase. Obi-Wan was always the good one, hes the main character of the prequels.

>>713948516
>people he just met
The people he's attached to most are his mother and the chick who groomed him ten years ago. It's not until you get into stuff like the Republic comic where he starts sperging out over other Jedi he barely knows

>>713948703
>groomed
Unfunny discord memes aside, he only knows Padme for a handful of days before meeting her again in AOTC and spending a few days with her again before they decide to get married in secret. He latched onto a woman whos personality and background he barely knew about.

>>713901570
I think that's actually canon lore.
No existential threat to the Jedi for so long they all forgot about the warrior bit over the philosopher and mediator.

>>713948904
She was a key figure in an immensely influential time of his life that he admits to thinking of constantly throughout his years of training to stop doing that sort of thing

>>713949314
Because he has clear mental health issues and abandonment issues and a lack of real women in his life. If you developed an obsessive crush over a neighbor girl who said two lines of dialogue to you then any sane person would think you're crazy.

>>713908649
>katana
>wears an epee mask
???

>>713946630
i thought the same thing but they're only there for like one actual episode. The whole point is they're meant to show the rebellion is still a mess and nobody knows anything. They're meant to be retards and incompetent since they shot the rebel pilot on a mission. After that, the show goes back to normal.

>>713892312 (OP)
Orange is the best color. No I'm not a gray jedi fag, it just looks coolest, both Sith and Jedi uses it too.

>>713950712
too close to brown for me. looks really fucking awful.

>>713905309
Based

>>713936734
>>713936845
extremely based