What are your story predictions?

>>713894741 (OP)
Who cares you fucking faggot nerd. I’d beat your face so hard you’d be blacker than your daddy

>>713894741 (OP)
>story predictions
3-hour DK and Pauline seggs scene

>>713894741 (OP)
K rool will be trapped at the center of the Earth, and he's manipulating Void co into freeing him

>>713894940
Interesting.

not a whole story prediction, but i feel like child pauline its gonna be magic related, "pauline felt ina magical place shit and now she is a kid and has amnesia" type of thing

>>713894870
No.

DK will give up unlimited bananas to use his wish to save Pauline somehow, it seems pretty certain. It will be entirely predictable yet still incredibly kino

I predict it's going to be for fucking babies

>>713895938
>it's going to be for fucking babies
Pauline isn't a baby. She's 13

>>713894741 (OP)
k rool’s grand return

Any animations of her doing anal yet?

>>713896169
go back to /b/

>>713896071
They can’t have thought
>Yep that’s a 13 year Old
She looks 8 at most

>>713896365

>>713896406
Like 90 percent of this is "artist has the same art style"

>>713896778

>>713894741 (OP)
My cool prediction: The game takes place at a point when Pauline (who is not the Lady from arcade DK) and Donkey Kong are both kids, and K Rool is introduced at the end and establishes the start of Kremlings having beef with Kongs.

The realistic prediction: It's current time and Pauline is just de-aged by whatever the Void Company did to make her a rock. Void Kong remains the bad guy until the end and all crocodile references are only references and nothing further.

>>713896406
>>713896828
I love this theory, but you're insane if you think Nintendo will actually make Mario a father. And a dead beat one at that

>>713896071
I want HER feet in MY mouth.

>>713896947
Nintendo confirmed he was a disloyal partner to Pauline, and yet, people still buy Mario games.

>>713896904
I prefer the first prediction

>>713896991
Nope.

>>713897256
What's the best name for K Rool as a CEO?
>KEO K Rool
>Korporate K Rool
>Industry Kaptain K Rool
>Kapitalist K Rool
>Kapital K Roolkefeller

>>713897926
Klaus Schwab Rool

>>713898009
>You vill have no bananas and you vill be happy.

>>713898185
Kong equivalent of that gif, maybe?. Just needs to be in slow motion.

>>713894741 (OP)
They never explain who kid Pauline is or where she came from or if she has any relation to regular Pauline

>>713896947
Yeah not gonna happen

>>713896143
I cannot wait for you schizo K. Rool faggots to get BTFO. This level of desperation and cope is embarsssing.

At the deepest depths, you find Kyoto Ruins with a bunch of Nintendo signs.

>>713899195
You'll be waiting a long time, we Kremlingfags never die, we just wait harder.