Donky Kong bananza - /v/ (#713897738) [Archived: 673 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:16:00 PM No.713897738
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Alright so, it's time-travel, then?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:18:35 PM No.713897897
>>713897738 (OP)
She never bought a purse for 30 years straight?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:23:16 PM No.713898214
>>713897897
She really liked that purse.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:27:58 PM No.713898546
>>713897738 (OP)
jumpman=mario's grandfather
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:29:44 PM No.713898672
It's time travel but I don't really see what the purse or image has to do with that
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:31:35 PM No.713898798
>>713898672
the first picture illustrates that cranky kong was the original donkey kong (something non-zoomers should already know), implying that pauline being there as a kid next to him as an old man does not add up.
Dunno about the purse I have not touched a nintendo game since wind waker.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:32:30 PM No.713898872
>>713898672
It show that even in modern incarnation, Nintendo still keeps establishing Pauline as the character who got kidnapped in the arcade game.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:32:41 PM No.713898890
>>713898798
Purse is one of the collectibles from the arcade game
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:33:19 PM No.713898927
>>713897738 (OP)
I dont see whats the point of the purse dialogue. If the reference is Pauline's quiz which has the "kidnapped by an ape" quote, they could easily retcon that, with Void Kong being said ape. I think they wont reboot the franchise, nor they care much about continuity. But they will relate Bananza to Odyssey, so it will be sort of a prequel. So now, Mario saved Lady from Cranky back in the day, making Pauline an independent character.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:33:24 PM No.713898937
>>713897738 (OP)
It is confirmed that Cranky Kong did fight the Mario that we know, when he was an adult.
If we add 13-20 years (present day) to the time when Mario saved Pauline in DK '94, Cranky Kong would be as old as he is currently, and his son, would be an adult, or the primate equivalent of a human in their 20s.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:35:34 PM No.713899084
If a Japanese game's plot does not make sense or has plot holes it's always time travel.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:35:58 PM No.713899107
>>713898927
>I dont see whats the point of the purse dialogue.
see>>713898872
>>713898890
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:36:21 PM No.713899130
>>713898798
>>713898927
>>713898937
>It is confirmed that Cranky Kong did fight the Mario that we know, when he was an adult.
Where? While I ageee Nintendo doesnt care much about this, I think they are trying to give some continuity to on Switch to go along with the movie(s). Jumpan became its own character now as Mario'a grandpa, he fought Cranky and saved Lady. DK saves Pauline, and she ends up becoming the New Donk City mayor
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:37:00 PM No.713899185
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:38:49 PM No.713899305
>>713897738 (OP)
Miyamoto has already said they are actors playing movies.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:39:19 PM No.713899357
>>713899130
>Where?
first image of OP's pic

>I ageee Nintendo doesnt care much about this
On this there might be an exception, seeing how the Donkey Kong Arcade game is basically THE Nintnedo game that made Nintendo a video game company. It's basically a foundational piece of their history.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:39:55 PM No.713899394
>>713898890
Ah I see thanks
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:42:24 PM No.713899582
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Super Mario Odyssey was hyping up Mario and Pauline's new romance, and very few of us noticed it.
If Donkey Kong Bananza is a direct sequel to Super Mario Odyssey, how are we to believe that this new "Pauline" character, who for some reason, has a handful of Mario's traits, such as his looks, his motifs, and his mannerisms, is not the result of Mario and Pauline's new romance that took place after Mario got back to Earth?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:42:28 PM No.713899589
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>>713899305
Only for SMB3.
>>713899130
> I think they are trying to give some continuity to on Switch to go along with the movie(s).
Seeing how she is actually established as the mayor of the city in the first movie, not really.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:43:35 PM No.713899664
>>713897738 (OP)
Void Co turned Pauline into a purple rock, and Kid Pauline has purple rocks in her hair and on her wrist.
I think the hair rocks represent an amnesia curse, and the wrist rocks represent an age curse. Halfway through the game the hair rocks will disappear and Pauline will start calling DK "Junior", much to his embarrassment and Diddy and Dixie's amusement. The only hang up would be how they would handle the post game, they very well can't have adult Pauline ride on DK's back.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:43:48 PM No.713899681
>>713899582
So what you're saying is Pauline has been infected with the italian
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:48:08 PM No.713899991
>>713899681
Yes, this was how Pauline Jr. was conceived.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:49:59 PM No.713900116
>>713899664
But Pauline's wish is to return to surface, not to go back being an adult, etc. I really think this is just young Pauline.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:51:12 PM No.713900205
>>713897738 (OP)
Anon, baby Mario has met with Mario before
You’ve got to let go of this whole timeline shit
It’s the same with Zelda, just let it go
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:51:45 PM No.713900252
>>713899589
retard
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:51:47 PM No.713900254
>>713897738 (OP)
Why isn't Cranky done in the same style as DK?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:51:48 PM No.713900257
>>713900116
That would break the timeline.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:54:26 PM No.713900459
>>713900252
How so?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:55:29 PM No.713900547
>>713900254
He is, actually. Since Tropical Freeze.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:55:50 PM No.713900575
>>713900257
Nintendo doesn't care about timelines.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:57:41 PM No.713900716
>>713900575
I guess that's why they made a point in Odyssey to establish how the events of the arcade DK game is effectively part of the past of Mario and Pauline.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:58:56 PM No.713900821
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:59:16 PM No.713900847
>>713900257
Cranky kidnapped Lady. The pruse and "ape" quotes in Odyssey are a clear nod to the arcade game, but vague enough, so now the "bad ape" is Void Kong (even if the real villain in Bananza is K Rool), the terrible day is the beginning of Bananza, etc
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:01:20 PM No.713901023
>>713900716
Nintendo put out a official time line for Zelda after SS then immediately disregarded it for BotW, then its direct sequel barely acknowledged BotW. Nintendo does not give a shit and any pretending they do is just milking autists.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:04:05 PM No.713901262
>>713901023
They care about Super Mario more than The Legend of Zelda.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:05:24 PM No.713901381
>>713901023
>then its direct sequel barely acknowledged BotW
It doesn't contradict it either. Nintendo has shown again and again that they will take into account at least some level of consistent timeline, even if they can go rough with the details.

Saying they absolutely not care about the timeline is just outright false.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:07:26 PM No.713901537
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>>713897738 (OP)
doesn’t make sense how she’d lose freckles, it’s her daughter
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:08:48 PM No.713901668
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>>713901381
>It doesn't contradict it either.
No Zelda dragon in BotW
Machine made for fighting Ganon disappear because they "served their purpose" only they didn;t
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:09:33 PM No.713901714
>>713901537
Freckles can disappear when you grow up.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:09:34 PM No.713901716
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>>713901537
Are you ready?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:11:45 PM No.713901868
Mario died on that tanker two years ago
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:15:00 PM No.713902131
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Its just a reboot prequel, not hard to understand.
All the so called lore and continuity are just fun references, not to be taken seriously.
Just like Zelda more or less continuity and each game does it's own thing, no clue why people want something more solid than that.
After this DK and Pauline will be paired up together, the so called Bauty and Beast angle Bowser fags always wanted but never got and playing on the classic King Kong tropes.
I just hope DK actually gets a Kong mode at the end where he becomes Kaiju sized.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:15:49 PM No.713902186
The Cranky Kong in Bananza is not the original Cranky, the original Donkey Kong. The second Donkey Kong, Rare Kong, is now the new Cranky. You play as Donkey Kong III and Pauline's daughter.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:16:51 PM No.713902274
>>713902186
Gorillas age fast, but not that fast, right?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:18:02 PM No.713902380
Pauline in Donkey Kong Odyssey is Pauline's daughter. I think that's pretty obvious. It's actually a clever idea, because Donkey Kong is also the son of the original Donkey Kong. So there's that connection built in.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:18:29 PM No.713902420
>>713902186
Rare kong doesnt have a rivalry with Mario?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:19:34 PM No.713902528
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>>713902380
And more obviously so because of what happens in Super Mario Odyssey.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:20:24 PM No.713902582
>>713902420
Both Cranky Kong and Rare Kong fought Mario.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:20:49 PM No.713902619
>>713902420
They do in the Mario vs Donkey Kong series as well as the movie. It's just not as hot blooded as Jumpman and OG Donkey Kong's.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:21:53 PM No.713902707
>>713898927
>"kidnapped by an ape" quote, they could easily retcon that, with Void Kong being said ape
In the Japanese verdion she says gorilla. Void Kong is not a gorilla.

Also, the New Donkers say that the New Donk City Festival tells the story of the city's origin and has you fight 8-bit DK.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:22:11 PM No.713902726
>>713897738 (OP)
Have you evee thought Lady from the original DK is actually Pauline's mom? The spirit battle in Smash Ultimate for arcade DK is "DK and Lady" - Pauline has her own spirit battle
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:22:35 PM No.713902763
>>713902707
Nintendo would not retcon the game that founded them.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:23:45 PM No.713902838
>>713902763
They did in the movie. Nintendo is treating the movie as some semi-canon shit for some reason.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:24:25 PM No.713902901
>>713902838
They said that the movie is its own timeline.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:24:26 PM No.713902904
>>713902528
>string something along for 30 years and then subvert
That sounds really fucking stupid, and I can't get why so many anons think this would be an amazing idea and not desperate shark jumping
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:24:55 PM No.713902952
>>713902763
>Nintendo would not retcon the game that founded them.
Almost none of the old guard is still working there. There's a few holdouts in key producer roles of specific games but even they're on the way out soon.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:25:39 PM No.713903000
>>713902726
SSB4 Pauline trophy establishes that Pauline = Lady
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:26:56 PM No.713903094
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>>713902619
Mario VS Donkey Kong stars the original Donkey Kong.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:27:04 PM No.713903106
>>713902952
Shigeru Miyamoto is still here.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:27:55 PM No.713903170
>>713903094
Donkey Kong (Cranky) named his son/grandson Donkey Kong.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:28:39 PM No.713903227
>>713903000
Ultimate is the newer game - it was retconned because before Mario Odyssey Pauline was literally only in four games and had no character
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:29:05 PM No.713903259
>>713899582
almost everyone in the cast has bing bing wahoo noices. Pauline wears a lot of red. kids are fat and chunky.
>the hair
girls have bangs, and it looks nothing like Mario's mustache.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:29:08 PM No.713903264
>>713903106
>Shigeru Miyamoto is still here.
He's making movies. His last contribution to a game was climbing up trees in BotW while autistically screeching. The old guard has either all been replaced or is VERY close to being replaced. Within 3-4 years we will see none of the NES guys working in a producer role anymore.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:31:16 PM No.713903446
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>>713903264
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:31:32 PM No.713903453
>>713902131
>Its just a reboot prequel
If it's a reboot, it's not a prequel, anon. Don't act like you know better when you say something stupid like this.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:32:48 PM No.713903541
>>713902420
It's a clever reference to Miyamoto and Rareware competing for Yamauchi's affections
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:33:07 PM No.713903571
>>713902619
>>713902582
>>713902186
Rare DK's rival was King K. Rool.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:33:29 PM No.713903606
>>713898214
>She really liked that purse.
Does she also like riddles in the dark?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:35:06 PM No.713903706
>>713903227
Nah.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:35:22 PM No.713903736
>>713903264
he allowed the redesign of nu dk
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:35:36 PM No.713903754
Has it occured to anyone that maybe Nintendo doesn't give a shit about continuity for a character who only appeared in four games and with no character prior to Odyssey
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:35:42 PM No.713903765
you niggas seriously think 'tendo's gonna let big M be a dad
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:35:59 PM No.713903789
>>713903736
And he will allow Mario to have a daughter.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:37:23 PM No.713903901
>>713903571
Who? Was that the walrus guy?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:37:29 PM No.713903913
>>713903754
nonsense
we need to pay $60 for a mushroom kingdom historia made obsolete by contradictions in the very next game
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:38:55 PM No.713904017
>>713902904
I think it's just one guy spamming.i hope it is and there aren't that many retards on here
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:40:49 PM No.713904169
>>713897738 (OP)
You guys should be more concerned with the fact that only DK got a redesign and cranky looks exactly like his SNES version still.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:41:29 PM No.713904220
>>713899582
Huh, I've never considered that this might not be young Pauline but Mario-shaped Pauline (as opposed to human-shaped Pauline). She is 13, not 8, by 13 most girls almost reach their full height.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:41:49 PM No.713904247
>>713903901
Shut up
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:43:09 PM No.713904353
>>713904169
i wish
diddy looks like shit too
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:44:20 PM No.713904423
>>713904169
They gave DK a redesign because they didn't want to make a realistic looking DK game. The budget would have been 10x higher with half the content. And it would have looked bizarre if you had realistic looking DK in a cartoony game.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:44:51 PM No.713904468
>>713904220
Mario learned the cappy jitsu and took over Pauline's body. Suddenly she takes extremely long showers and spends an hour at a time in the bathroom
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:44:51 PM No.713904469
>>713903170
If Mario and Jump Man are two different characters, then Mario's original foe would be Bowser
If Mario VS Donkey Kong starred Donkey Kong III, than Mario Vs Donkey Kong would not star Mario's original foe
Therefore, Mario Vs Donkey Kong must star Donkey Kong I
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:45:52 PM No.713904553
>>713904423
Yeah and their lazy asses didn't update any of the other kongs. Looks pretty weird
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:46:45 PM No.713904629
here we go again
here we go again
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>>713903765
They're dumb enough to reinvent Zelda as a shitty make-your-own-fun sandbox game with garbage dungeons, put a peanut gallery into Pikmin that never shuts the fuck up while you explore and fight, and turned Animal Crossing into a glorified dollhouse of unbearable grind where you have to drop what your doing every 10 minutes to build new tools.

I don't put anything too stupid past them at this point.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:47:03 PM No.713904650
>>713903453
Actually it is called a soft reboot, retard
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:47:35 PM No.713904692
>>713903754
That's a superpower that only neurotypicals have, autists could never.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:48:27 PM No.713904758
>>713904629
Pikmin 4 was great autist
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:48:36 PM No.713904770
>>713903765
You say "niggas" plural but it's like one guy schizoing out over nothing and samefagging.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:48:46 PM No.713904787
Cranky inclusion in this game really just makes the whole thing very fucking complicated. Honestly Cranky's whole deal was always stupid as fuck, and always made everything way more complicated than it needed to be. The idea that there are multiple generations of DK that look and act the same and that it either implies there are multiple generations of mario even though that has never come up in any game, OR that Mario has been fighting multiple generations of DK (aside from that one time with DK Jr) was always dumb.

I would understand if Nintendo finally took this opportunity to retcon cranky and make everything one DK and one Mario, but then they not only included him but kept up his thing about implying that he fought Mario (or Mario's grandfather???) so I assume there has to be something to including someone saying something that you could have and should have just left out if you want to resimplify the series.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:48:48 PM No.713904790
>>713897738 (OP)
Is this a leak? Where'd this screenshot come from?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:49:40 PM No.713904852
>>713904758
The dog is more busted than Purples in 2
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:50:05 PM No.713904887
>>713904629
Zelda, Pikmin and Animal Crossing are absolutely not in the same level as Mario.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:51:23 PM No.713904978
>>713904852
It certainly wasn't very challenging, but it was a good game otherwise
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:51:51 PM No.713905021
>>713904787
Cranky being the arcade DK was an idea that Rare had because they thought it was fun, but they never explicitly put it into the games. I don't even know if NoJ is aware of it because Rare never asked them.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:52:21 PM No.713905056
>>713904852
>The dog is more busted than Purples in 2
The dandori challenges are half the game's content and designed around the dog.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:53:54 PM No.713905163
>>713897738 (OP)
>monkey stole purse
bit racist innit
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:59:26 PM No.713905591
>>713904790
You can play the demo at Target
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:06:29 PM No.713906175
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What if male gamers could play as Mario, and female gamers could play as Mario's daughter?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:08:16 PM No.713906307
>>713897738 (OP)
Anything Cranky says about her specifically?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:09:28 PM No.713906412
>>713897738 (OP)
You got it. Donkey Kong is 38 Marios stacked horizontally.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:20:17 PM No.713907236
>>713897738 (OP)
She looked so good in Odyssey and Jump Up Super Star was a legitimately great song.
Now she has been reduced to pedobait with a discount disney princess song.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:20:35 PM No.713907264
the real answer will be that young pauline exists only in this game and will never be acknowledged ever again
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:26:48 PM No.713907763
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>>713907236
Speaking of "Jump Up, Super Star!", look at these lyrics.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:30:11 PM No.713908025
Pauline is actually Mario’s sister
Replies: >>713908084
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:30:58 PM No.713908084
>>713908025
That doesn't make any sense.
Why was his sister flirting with him in Odyssey?
Replies: >>713908335
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:34:37 PM No.713908335
>>713908084

italian
Replies: >>713908671 >>713908786 >>713909073
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:36:06 PM No.713908453
>>713901714
This is true, I used to have freckles on my face and now I only have freckles on my arms.
unfortunately arm freckles aren't as fashionable as face freckles;_;
Replies: >>713918361
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:39:04 PM No.713908669
>>713900547
no he's not. Cranky has the original Rare brow. He doesn't look like nu-DK
Replies: >>713919129 >>713919932
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:39:06 PM No.713908671
>>713908335
Pauline is not Mario's sister.
Pauline is Mario's true love.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:39:53 PM No.713908734
>>713897738 (OP)
bananza sounds like banana LOL i just got it
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:40:37 PM No.713908786
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>>713908335
Cheeky bugger.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:40:51 PM No.713908810
>>713899681
Pauline is italian too
Replies: >>713908981
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:43:23 PM No.713908981
>>713908810
I can't wait for "Pauline" to randomly utter one of Mario's catchphrases in one of the cutscenes.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:44:26 PM No.713909073
>>713908335
Italians are into their moms, not their sisters.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:54:03 PM No.713909846
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Also "Pauline" is as tall as her dad, not her mom.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:00:59 PM No.713910363
>>713897738 (OP)
Is this gonna be the new adderall youtube conspiracy trend from nintendies?
Replies: >>713910450
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:02:05 PM No.713910450
>>713910363
Please do not call us that.
We have already chosen our wonderful new beginning.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:03:36 PM No.713910560
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The movie, cartoons and western licensed games are a different canon.
In games, Mario never was from Brooklyn. Miyamoto said that was the inspiration, but the city or his nationality is never mentioned in any game.
Mario was born in the Mushroom Kingdom, as show in Yoshi's Island. He went to work in the Metro Kingdom and after the DK incident went back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
DK Land has a city stage heavily implied to be the same city from DK arcade.
New Donk City has a festival about DK arcade, that tells the story of the city beginnings. The graffiti of the city also alludes to this. So the city was founded as part of the Metro Kingdom after DK kidnapped Pauline.
I rest my case.
Replies: >>713910778 >>713910959 >>713910975
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:06:04 PM No.713910778
>>713910560
Mario is from New Donk City.
Replies: >>713911085
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:07:13 PM No.713910876
>>713904787
Cranky was first and foremost a funny character based around breaking the 4th wall, not a well thought development of the original DK
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:08:20 PM No.713910959
>>713910560
Mario is a Brooklyn fella, the fuck you are all talking about?
Replies: >>713911085
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:08:32 PM No.713910975
>>713910560
but him dey no look like other dey people of New Donk?
Replies: >>713911085 >>713911149
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:09:57 PM No.713911085
>>713910778
>>713910959
>>713910975
He's not from New Donk City. He lived there, worked there. He was born in the Mushroom Kingdom as the stork deliver the babies to a mushroom house at the end of Yoshi's Island 1 (the wrong one) and New (the correct one).
Replies: >>713911242 >>713911685
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:10:41 PM No.713911149
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>>713910975
He is a dwarf.
And Pauline Jr. is basically Mario and Pauline combined.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:11:47 PM No.713911242
>>713911085
The stork deliveries are part of their own timeline.
Replies: >>713911549
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:15:34 PM No.713911549
>>713911242
Mario & Luigi Partners in Time follow that development as they are babies in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Replies: >>713911654
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:16:51 PM No.713911654
>>713911549
The Mario & Luigi games are also on their own timeline.
Replies: >>713911795
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:17:11 PM No.713911685
>>713911085
Baby Mario is other Mario
Replies: >>713911795 >>713911795
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:18:32 PM No.713911795
canon
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>>713911654
>>713911685
The manual says it's their homeland.

>>713911685
Paper Mario is other Mario as seen on Paper Jam.
Replies: >>713912048
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:18:39 PM No.713911805
>>713897738 (OP)
Game oozes of SOVL I can't wait to play it
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:21:38 PM No.713912048
>>713911795
I am focusing on mainline Mario games.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:25:50 PM No.713912387
It’s just a weird and very adult topic for a kids game to explain that new Pauline is actually Mario’s daughter and he was an absentee/deadbeat father for 13 years and he was going around with his girlfriend princess peach the entire time who was okay with Mario having a kid and she ended up not wanting to marry him in odyssey in the end

I think it’ll be a time travel or temporal anomaly thing and set a precedent for new canon. New donk city already exists in the game and the freckles are universally a character design trait to show youth. Cranky alludes to being rare dk and all of the above points to the original timeline being canon. This is just Pauline getting time traveled or turning into a younger form somehow. Red has always been her color besides the original dk sprite where she’s got orange hair. And the blue denim pants is just an allusion to Mario showing that she’s wearing a hero’s garb. You guys are really dense and or lack visual literacy. Straight up D or F students in English class.
Replies: >>713912679 >>713912749
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:25:51 PM No.713912390
How do we reconcile the difference in height of Pauline?
She seems normal sized in the arcade game basically, the 1994 DK game and in the Mario vs DK games.
Then in Odissey she's a gigantic human compared to Mario characters. Then in spin-offs sometimes she appears slightly taller (though not anywhere near as tall as Odissey), and in more recent ones she's just normal Mario sized.
Replies: >>713912646 >>713912853
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:28:47 PM No.713912646
>>713912390
She took a super mushroom to pose as a new donker.
Replies: >>713912838
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:29:09 PM No.713912679
>>713912387
It would be a good topic that kids could learn about, and it would redeem Mario because he finally decides to be loyal to his girlfriend/wife and be there for his daughter.
Replies: >>713913061
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:30:03 PM No.713912749
>>713912387
>the freckles are universally a character design trait to show youth
The freckles disappear with the dress from Odyssey because of make up. She can still have freckles as an adult.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:31:06 PM No.713912838
>>713912646
>She took a super mushroom to pose as a new donker.
3D Mario is Super Mario (with a mushroom) if he doesn't have the mushroom power up he's actually smaller.
It's only in 2D games where you see the difference between Mario and super since mushrooms are ignored in 3D marios and keep in in his Super state. So in that case Pauline takes a mega muschroom
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:31:11 PM No.713912848
>>713897738 (OP)
It's probably not that. Pauline just has a junior herself now.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:31:13 PM No.713912853
>>713912390
Well perhaps Pauline Sr.'s height in Donkey Kong Bananza is based off of her height in Super Mario Odyssey, so Mario is probably a short midget.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:33:40 PM No.713913061
>>713912679
By doing that, they remove peach from Mario games as the damsel you rescue if she’s just some chick. You can bitch about woke culture all you want but Nintendo is not changing the status quo permanently like that for their mainline game especially when the billion dollar movie franchise has them clearly as romantic interests. Even if it is “problematic” for a girl to be a damsel. Nintendo isn’t introducing kids 5-10 to the concept of being a deadbeat dad and then reconciling with your wife after having fun with your girlfriend for years and years.
Replies: >>713913160
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:34:32 PM No.713913140
I'm just waiting for the game to come out and Cranky says something like
>that girl looks familiar...
Replies: >>713913202
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:34:42 PM No.713913160
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>>713913061
What about the final (chronological) mainline Mario game?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:35:12 PM No.713913202
>>713913140
The cutscenes will be out before the game itself is.
Replies: >>713913292
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:36:09 PM No.713913280
>>713897738 (OP)
>1980 - 1990
>DK turned into Cranky and Jr became DK
>1990 - 20fucking25
>Cranky still cranky, DK still DK
DisGUSTING
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:36:16 PM No.713913292
>>713913202
Why? Are you planning to leak them? That's a crime.
Replies: >>713913352
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:37:06 PM No.713913352
>>713913292
No?
Someone else always does.
We saw Rainbow Road a few days before Mario Kart World released.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:37:55 PM No.713913425
Young Pauline is the original and she gets sent to the past at the end
Replies: >>713913674
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:40:40 PM No.713913674
>>713913425
I sense that you might be coping.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:41:06 PM No.713913709
I can’t wait until Nintendo chooses the absolute worst option by saying it’s an unrelated, random kid whose parents were fans of real pauline’s singing and named their kid after her, and she has aspirations to be like the real Pauline. Which is why cranky and dk don’t recognize her, because she literally is new. Might even get christened Pauline jr. At the end to make her her own character in the crossover games like Mario kart and tennis or whatever
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:41:33 PM No.713913743
>>713900821
This theory's forgetting something....
what are they gonna call her

Paulio?
Replies: >>713913853
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:42:51 PM No.713913853
>>713913743
What if "Pauline" is her last name?
Replies: >>713921057
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:49:57 PM No.713914418
>>713903754
>>713904692
see >>713900716


>>713904650
My point about it not being a prequel if it is a reboot doesn't change. Also, Bananza itself as Kranky outright said he fight against Mario in the past.

Stop pretending you are clever than you are.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:50:58 PM No.713914492
>>713904169
Again, Kranky was redesigned in Tropical Freeze. It's subtle enough most didn't notice.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:57:29 PM No.713915037
Unless DK ends up beating King Kong at the end to symbolize the superioty of video games over film, I'm not interested.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:58:00 PM No.713915075
Seriously, theres no way they are gonna go that far.

>Pauline was rejuvenated and given amnesia, and just to be sure, she was sealed in the odd rock too.

Its gonna be as simple as that. Theres no way they arent gonna show us proper adult pauline at the end, that much im certain.
Replies: >>713915407
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:01:54 PM No.713915407
>>713915075
This is getting exhausting.
I really hope Nintendo does the right thing and gives Mario his happily ever after.
Replies: >>713917329
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:25:56 PM No.713917329
>>713915407
>I hope Nintendo retires their biggest character
Replies: >>713917630 >>713919479
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:29:43 PM No.713917630
>>713917329
I didn't say they should retire him, I just say that they have Super Mario for men, and Super (Pauline Jr.) for women.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:36:20 PM No.713918160
>>713903094
Been playing DK94 recently. It's a damn shame this series abandoned the acrobatic puzzle solving angle after one game.
Replies: >>713920505 >>713922709
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:39:06 PM No.713918361
>>713908453
Freckles only look good on females anyway, unless you wanna be a feminine male
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:43:13 PM No.713918695
It makes sense that Cranky Kong kidnapped Pauline...because he's Cranky...and Pauline is the mayor of New Donk City...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:46:35 PM No.713918964
Should have made her bigger and retcon older Pauline as being Bowser size
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:48:34 PM No.713919129
>>713908669
Cranky represents "your dad's Donkey Kong" and at this point that would be the Rare design.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:52:51 PM No.713919479
>>713917329
Pauline jr. Is not gonna be marios daughter... everyone knows that if mario were to have a daughter, it would be like Gianna from Gianna sisters

Seriously tho: you want for nintendo to be Marvel or something? Mario CAN have a family and still go on adventures, thinking that him growing up and having a family has to be the end of his story is downright retarded. It aint happening here, but it doesnt mean it should never happen. Otherwise, do you want the nintendo version of One More Day?
Replies: >>713922295 >>713922549
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:55:31 PM No.713919690
>>713897738 (OP)
No, it's a retcon. All these MS Paint charts don't change the obvious fact that this entire game is a retcon to make DK more of a hero rather than a scoundrel. You can even see this reflected in his design being based on his classic/movie look.
Replies: >>713920020
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:58:04 PM No.713919897
>>713900257
>muh timeline
>timeline oh man
>ohhhh uhhh the timeline
You think Nintendo gives a shit about consistent lore, timelines, or anything like that? They can't even be bothered with that for Zelda, their "story" series. What makes you think it'll be different for Mario and Donkey Kong?
Replies: >>713920130
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:58:22 PM No.713919932
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>>713908669
>no he's not. Cranky has the original Rare brow.
It has been toned down in Tropical Freeze.

His nose was also changed and they removed his eyebrows.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:59:34 PM No.713920020
>>713919690
>No, it's a retcon.
It's a retcon where Cranky Kong outright said his rival was Mario, a direct reference to the arcade game, so what has been retconned, there?
Replies: >>713920572
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:59:54 PM No.713920048
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>>713897738 (OP)
Nintendo doesn’t care about continuity

Just be happy that we got a Young Pre-teen Pauline and not just another generic toddler
Replies: >>713920216
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:01:03 PM No.713920130
>>713919897
>You think Nintendo gives a shit about consistent lore, timelines, or anything like that?
see >>713900716
Also, It's kind of weird to make a comment like that when the OP is outright showing an image where the game make a point to re-confirm Cranky was arcade DK.
Replies: >>713920216
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:01:41 PM No.713920191
>>713904852
Oatchi is a great mechanic that filters shitters and pseudointellectuals.
What most people don't realise because they're incapable of observation and unique thought is that Oatchi is basically a second captain that can also fulfill special "Pikmin-like" roles in certain situations. This is inherently interesting because it means that you always have to be making a decision on whether you keep him for the broken Oatchi rush/stun, or would you save more time splitting him off and managing a second group? But wait, what about Oatchi only obstacles like big pots? How do you account for those?
Again, filters brainlets and shitters who don't understand game design. So it's unironically a Dandori issue.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:02:04 PM No.713920216
>>713920048
>Nintendo doesn’t care about continuity
see >>713920130
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:05:28 PM No.713920505
>>713918160
Based take. DK94 was peak and they just left all that potential buried under barrels and bongos. The crazy thing is how smooth Mario controlled in it-he had all those flips, handstands, backward jumps… it was like proto-Odyssey in a way. They could’ve built a whole spinoff series out of that gameplay loop but nah, back to jungle beats and banana hoarding. Cowards.
Replies: >>713920974
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:06:01 PM No.713920547
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I think Nintendo should have a second marketable platformer mascot.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:06:18 PM No.713920572
>>713920020
It's a retcon because of Pauline. There is no time travel bullshit - this is going to be the new origin going forward. I thought this was very obvious watching the direct and I'm actually quite stunned that it's stumped /v/ like this.
Replies: >>713920790 >>713922756 >>713923001
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:09:07 PM No.713920790
>>713920572
It is not a retcon.
Mario went and married Pauline after Odyssey, and they had Pauline Jr.
Replies: >>713920892
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:10:21 PM No.713920892
>>713920790
Ok, sure, but there's no time travel, that's all I'm saying.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:11:23 PM No.713920974
>>713920505
>Based take. DK94 was peak and they just left all that potential buried under barrels and bongos.
The problem is the mini-marios. Donkey Kong 94 did get a direct sequel with Mario vs Donkey Kong, but that introduced the Mini-Marios as its gimmick, rather than building on the acrobatic movement puzzles, and it completely took over the series afterwards.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:12:25 PM No.713921057
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>>713913853
But Mario's last name is Mario.
Replies: >>713921235
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:14:34 PM No.713921235
>>713921057
What if this new "Pauline" is named Pauline Mario?
Super Pauline Mario?
S P Mario?
Mario = Red...

SPRed.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:26:51 PM No.713922295
>>713919479
>risking his life to save a random woman that isn’t Pauline’s mom, when he has a daughter at home

It’s retarded no matter how you slice it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:29:46 PM No.713922549
>>713919479
I thought Nintendo's version of For One More Day was the part where Mario visited Pauline in Odyssey.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:31:35 PM No.713922709
>>713918160
The gameboy advance mario vs donkey kong is like that too, and got a really amazing remake
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:32:07 PM No.713922756
>>713920572
>It's a retcon because of Pauline
Saying that won't make wave away Cranky outright mentioning the DK arcade game having taken place in his past.

>this is going to be the new origin going forward
The one where Cranky Kong fought Mario when he was kidnapping Pauline is going to be the new origin as mentioned in the OP? Cause that's the old origin, there.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:34:55 PM No.713923001
>>713920572
> I thought this was very obvious watching the direct and I'm actually quite stunned that it's stumped /v/ like this.
>Why doesn't /v/ make the same conclusion as mine, that only require to deny facts coming outright from the game to be able to work.