Thread 713897742

>>713897742 (OP)
the modern day Diogenes

80% of this board has heard this today or will hear it

At the age of 30 i still consider surviving high school my greatest achievement in life

>>713897742 (OP)
why does /v/ shill this nigger to so much? is he a streamer?

>>713897742 (OP)
HA HAAAA HA

>>713897742 (OP)
Hack pedophile who hasn’t been funny or subversive since 2016.

>>713898925
zoomer father figure for zoomies with absent or no fathers.

>>713898125
its not 10pm yet

>>713898993
malding tranny desperately trying to snuff out creativity because you feel spurned by it

>>713899286
>throw faggots off rooftops
>murder your wife the moment she expires
>bpd whores are only good for rape
ok? based?

>>713899286
I dont see anything wrong with killing or beating women vecause of picrel, im dead serious. They hurt my feelings why should i care about theirs?

>>713897742 (OP)
It's amazing to me that some people genuinely look up to this 40 year old unfunny retard who's STILL seething about adult swim canceling his show. Idubbz may be a pussywhipped cuck but he was absolutely spot on about this guy.

Why does the existence of Sam Hyde makes people visibly upset?

>>713898939
why is he smiling like that

>>713900171
he's having fun while playing videogames. something you haven't had in years

>>713900268
his smile doesn't seem genuine though

>>713898925
it's paid advertisements. also why fishtank spam is allowed on /tv/ even though no other youtube show is.

>>713900072
actually politically incorrect and not "safe" politically incorrect

>>713900072
I just find Frank Hassle more entertaining, Sam Hyde is very pretentious for an internet clown

>>713897742 (OP)
He killed gaming

>>713900397
sam lost all credibility once he made fishtank his entire brand and just begs for money from paypiggies like a bum now.

>>713898939
Reminder Sam Hyde is 6'5 so technically no one would walk up to him and make fun of his childish ways.

>>713900072
he looks gross :(
also he acts like an unhinged psycho on camera

nuh-uh dad, I'm a NEET!

>>713900528
wwyd if frank hassle approached you at the grocery store and started yelling you're there to meet a child

>>713900072
he feels like that annoying edgy kid you new in middle school who hid behind 500 layers of irony when confronted about being an annoying little shit and never grew out of it.

>>713900549
You'd do it too if you could. Beats being a wagecuck.

>>713900775
he also was born a privileged rich kid but fucked up every opportunity he's ever had.

>>713899286
I know about the cringe Merky faggotry, what of Curtis Yarvin? What's that saga? Never heard of this but I know who the tranny is. How are they related?
How are any of the 3 in that image related?

>>713899453
>ESL shitskin streetshitter thinks rape is based
shocker

>>713900072
Because his talks about women, being 30 and masculinity are right and it hurts way too much.

>>713900713
NIGEL

>>713901051
sam fucks trannies what would he know about women.

>>713900072
His mere existence drives them into cope.

>>713900775
So like a typical 4channeler? But not hiding under anonymity.

MDE's last good content was World Peace, everything after has been varying levels of bad
I say this as a faggot that was into him as early as the Tissue Box, vertical video, Ideas Man and Smocaine days
he surrounded himself with unfunny yes men and dysgenic weirdos

>>713900552
He's also fit and does boxing, so he'd fuck up most people trying to do so

>>713900627
Gets him views and money.

>>713901361
until he gets canceled for being too edgy

>>713900938
The opportunities he fucked up were only ever his side hustles. He self reportedly got lucky with crypto early on.

>>713901267
the only people who follow sam and find him funny still are the parasocial fishtank autists.

>>713901497
can't cancel someone who doesn't care about what trannies and sois think

>>713901583
half of fishtank's audience is literally trannies and soimen.

>>713901583
i dont know
seems like the MDE World Peace cancellation hurt him pretty bad

>>713901583
he does care enough to have sex with them, though.

>>713897742 (OP)
his fanbase are mostly underage latinnx and jeets
anybody white over the age of 15 can see through the car salesman facade that he puts on

>>713901698
It prevented the prestige and extra wealth he would have had if they didnt cancel him. The problem is that if Sam Hyde wasn't Sam Hyde, he'd just be another Tim and Eric, and that market was already full. There was, and is a market for Sam Hyde's edginess, but since the current media hegemony is resisting it so hard, it has to be on alternative media. I'd argue that old media's refusal to adapt, change, and allow for some of Sam's brand of edginess is part of what has them dying while alternate media is flourishing.

>dude memba this show we made 10 years ago
>dude big brother but gay and retarded
what exactly is edgy about current sam hyde?

>>713902168
Ngl i still don't know Sam Hyde does after all these years

>>713898925
freemason; paid shills

>>713899773
He was funny before he got on Adult Swim as evidenced by his street interviews with hipsters and his TED Talk. The problem is he never actually bothered to make new material that's worthwhile after his Adult Swim show got cancelled and now pretends he can give good advice to genuinely fatherless zoomers for shekels. He just seems like someone that wasted their life doing retarded shit and got nothing worthwhile done in the process and is coping with that fact.
>>713901051
Spoken like a retarded zoomer who knows nothing about any of those things. I hope your Internet father sees this and gives you the love your real one clearly never did.

>>713899760
Skullgirl new update removed panty shots.

Money stolen.

I can't wait to go to school tomorrow :D

>>713902518
Now do a female version of this

>>713900552
As long as you don't look like a beta redditor, nobody will make fun of you for playing video games in public.

>>713902518
>men age like wi-ACKKKKKK!!!!

>>713900397
lmao

>>713900072
While he does make redditors upset over racist jokes, they don't really think about him. There's fags on /tv/, who probably made this thread, that make threads about him all day long. Every time I go on /tv/ I see 1-3 Sam Hyde threads with the same shit being posted. Why? I don't know. They claim to be spurned fans but then complain about shit he did in the MDE days so I think they really are just seething.

>>713899190
I dunno if you've watched Extreme Peace, but there's clearly not much creativity left to snuff out

>>713903554
didn't he get testosterone treatment?
that's probably why he looks like that
or maybe it's just physiognomy lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47nUrDqySHE

>>713904246
>unironically watching a jewtoob video by a homosexual male describing how sigma another homosexual male is
Cringe

>>713900072
In the wider media landscape he was seen as an "alt-right" comedian which is enough to make people seethe. He also used the nigger word which is enough to have people obsess over you. This led him to lose his TV show. He's now releasing a sequel which has driven them into a frenzy. It was an embarrassment for him that they could always bring up. Now as to why these people decide to do their seething on 4chan I can't really say. Maybe it's the great Indian migration, he does seem to mock them a lot. I really wish we still had IP counters. They had no reason to take that away and in my eyes it's perhaps the most openly hostile action taken by the site staff.

>>713902518
Tim mindbroke him into roidmaxxing

>>713904598
sam is just a deeply insecure self hating person who has to hide behind irony and intentionally making himself ugly to seem like a confident chad when in reality he's a beta literal faggot. no wonder zoomers look up to him, they have a lot in common.

The only things I've seen from this guy are some cartoons he did and they were unfunny dogshit.

>>713904420
s cool
i watch it ironically