---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good
Decent
Bad
Don‘t look too long at it
MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't

---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good
Good
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens
Adults
Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent
Fast
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned
Workable
Big
Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult
Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short
Average
Long
To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of
Minor bugs
Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

>>713899672 (OP)
i find this helpful in distinguishing fun game from cinematic/storyfag/wholesome games with inflated reviews

>>713899672 (OP)
Reviews that use this format are meant more for third-worlders.