What would (You) want from a Steam Deck 2?

Nintendo Switch 2 is awesome so I don't really need anything else

better hardware
I'm just buying a new laptop instead

anyone know how to become a janitor without doxxing myself?

>>713908418 (OP)
Why do women pretend to like video games?

>>713908418 (OP)
Why do women play RDR2?

>>713908795
who knows

>>713908795
I also wonder this, because most men that enjoy games are not the 8 foot tall, 25 inch cock having billionaires they wanna date, so it seems kind of pointless to pretend to enjoy them.

>>713908418 (OP)
>fingers directly on the screen

>>713908795
>>713908896
You idiots that's a dude. Literally a Google search has a video of him riding a dildo while cosplaying an anime schoolgirl. Shits fucking disgusting you see him just bouncing around and his dick is just leaking all over the place.
Nasty shit.

>>713908795
Because she wants to pretend she relates to her fan base of lonely men who play video games. One of her orbiter simps probably bought her that Deck and gave her access to his steam account. Nobody who actually genuinely wants a Steam Deck would make the video she made and act the way she does in the video. You can even see how bored and disinterested her face is until she starts pretending to be excited.

>>713908418 (OP)


I just bought the first one. I can't be think of the second version right now

>>713908482
kek keep repeating that to yourself

>>713908418 (OP)
imagine beating this whore to death with your bare fists

>>713909117
haha that sounds so disgusting I think im gonna need a link to see just how gross haha

>>713909163
Same. I doubt we'll see a Steam Deck II for at least 2 years.

>>713909117
shut the fuck up

>>713908418 (OP)
A steam deck 2 would b cool but then I remember it took the Deck like fucking 4 years to be sold in my country so

>>713908418 (OP)
I want it to have an imaginary chip that runs aaa at 60fps on high, oled, huge lightweight battery that gives you 10 hours of gameplay, and a price of $250

>>713909117
You are one brain dead faggot.

>>713908795
Why is so hard for you people to believe that girls like games? Its a form of entertainment like anything else.

>>713909065
it's a touchscreen device, retard #1
>>713909207
tenths of a millisecond do not even fucking matter, retard #2

>DDLG makeup cause delphine made it popular and she's not even hiding her pedo ageplay
>girls mindlessly copy her cus uhhh money
>>713909525
Because you dont meet girls who play fallout 2 or wc3 or anything the average dude has played. they only like whatever is top 5 on twitch or idle games where they can be in frame with their tits out. show me ONE woman 40k creator

>>713909207
>still trying this cope

>>713908418 (OP)
>I check insta
>It's a trans mtf

Still would

>>713908418 (OP)
bitches like this are ugly as fuck
>>713909269
shut the fuck up faggot

>>713908795
Why do men?

>>713908418 (OP)
basically a Switch 2 with OLED screen that can run Steam. The trackpads are useful for some games but they make the whole device too big

tfw 31 never had a gf or sex and never will

>>713908418 (OP)
smaller
stick/button placement similar to DS4
no trackpad on face, maybe on the back (yfw ps vita had it right unknowingly)
i don't even need better specks but i would be welcome
there, i didn't get one because of size and ergonomy, fix that and i'll get one

>>713909908
At least get a prostitute?

>>713909908
have you tried not being fat and poor?

>Aurora
Biggest red flag, that's a tranny for sure

>>713910045
im not faat but i am poor. ive tried, only ever had jobs i hated. i currently dont have a job but ive been applying like crazy. only one interview but didnt get the job despite the interview going well imo

Name??

>>713908418 (OP)
A good battery that can easily be removed, guaranteed zero stick drift, implementation of automatic in-game translation.

>>713910278
White Steam Deck OLED limited edition

>>713909595
I met multiple girls who were skyrim fans, no hardcore gamers yet but idk why they like skyrim

>>713909207
Oh no! Not my milliseconds!!

>>713908418 (OP)
I want it to look like a psp with triggers and a second stick. Also add back paddles.

>>713908795
I wish I was a girl so I could play RDR2 and crush on Arthur and Dutch

>>713908795
literally attention, same reason whores cosplay anime characters

>>713908418 (OP)
Games.
It has literally 0(zero) exclusive.

>>713908795
attention

The other parts are already done well in sd oled but you obviously would hope for an advanced amd soc with FSR4,with AI upscaling and frame gen plus decent rt to run games like indiana jones or doom without big drop just because they use rt.

>>713911373
Has a huge impact on image clarity.
But I also know people who cant see that shit, so if you cant thats fine and you're lucky. Being a av fag sucks :(

>>713908418 (OP)
>Steam deck unboxing
>The most prominent thing in the whole video is her face and her boobs
Why are women like this?

>>713908418 (OP)
Are there any male professions where the entire point is pretending you like something or are a certain type of person? I guess acting, but that's kind of the point of acting. Maybe being a lawyer

>>713908418 (OP)
>What would (You) want from a Steam Deck 2?
A better designed system instead of just a switch copy. Unfortunately the industry for some reason can only ever copy Nintendo so we won't get any actual cool designed one until after this generation. And that's only if Nintendo doesn't make a switch 3.
So because of that I guess I just want it more powerful. That's about the only thing I can ask for.

>>713908795
It's for attention. Attention can sometimes lead to money, but sometimes it's enough that it just gives them a sense of worth that they never got growing up

>>713909525
>Why is so hard for you people to believe that girls like games
Because they objectively don't?
The fact that the 5% of global women who are autistic like videogames doesn't mean the 95% of them do, hell, I'd bet my arse that most "girl gamers" don't know shit about videogames besides the $CURRENT_THING walking simulator that's popular now.

>>713908418 (OP)
WHY DOES EVERY ESLUT LOOK LIKE THIS NOW
BELLE DELPHINE HAS DONE IRREPARABLE
DAMAGE TO THE ONLYFANS INDUSTRY

>>713912616
turn caps lock off

>>713908795
>>713909595
How can you believe women don't like games when the majority of games /v/ plays are made for women?
Deltarune, Coffin of Andy and Leley, Danganronpa, Pokemon, Palworld, Life is Strange, Overwatch, Marvel Rivals, Resident Evil, Nier Automata...
All turbo casual slop, most of it focused on the plot and hecking quirky character interactions for women to talk about.
Seriously, /v/ is the place that would have the most to talk about with a chick like that because you fags have the lamest, most feminine taste in games on the internet.

>>713910097
>that obvious woman is a tranny, listen to me, the fag posting tranime shit from twitter

>>713909525
Ywnbaw

>>713908418 (OP)
>even sped up it takes her forever to remove the perforated tear tab
I've heard of padding runtimes for videos but fucking christ.

>>713909595
>Because you dont meet girls who play fallout 2 or wc3 or anything
So, just like /v/?
Take a look at the catalog, it's all casual FOTM shit, mindless Triple As and phone gacha slop.

>>713912947
https://www.tiktok.com/@auroranyaa

it's a troon

I see your generic BPD femoid and I raise you one Nippon loli

>>713913271
Source? There's nothing there.

>>713909908
Shyness, neuroticism, and being generally risk averse, are altogether the absolute WORST traits to be burdened with as a man, and as fatal in the long-run as a bullet to the head. I hate it so much. There's no escaping from it. I am 27 years old male that never had sex nor had a girlfriend and here i am just trying my hardest to mind my own fucking busineer changes for me. A harmless, weak willed man is so heinously/fundamentally unattractive that it would genuinely give stomach cancer a run for its money, insofar as how ubiquitously grotesque and reviled it is. Hell, what's infinitely worse, is that you're not even seen as a me. I was always rejected while they always chased after people that didn't give two shits about them. My friends say that i am good looking and all but they probably just say that shit to make me feel better or because of being good-hearted. I don't think it's gonna change for me and knowing that fucking hurts. I wish i didn't feel that much or that i was good looking or that this fucking world didn't suck that much. I hate it here. As it is, for those of and to otherwise be exploited, gaslit, and supremely taken advantage of by all those well-to-do, neurotypical normies out there who will forever regard you as subhuman, and to not even be honest enough to say it to your face, and allow you that much dignity. They'll fleece you for whatever it is your worth, and festoon themselves with your intestines like they were wearing a scarf, all whilst bombarding you with the most eye rolling bullshit imaginable, in some post-facto attempt to make you believe that "kindness" and "deceny" is all that matters, as you lay there gored and gutless, slowly choking to death on your own blood. The meek will NEVER inherit the earth. They're just the fertilizer.This is the sort of rancid sewagus whoper competitive shithole of a world that you were never fit for existing on in the first place, or you and the sneedian theory of niggers and jews.

>>713913296
I bet she's playing Animal Crossing or some other casual slop, someone take her Switch

>>713908418 (OP)
>she fell for the OLED meme
ohnonono bros....

>>713913472
Why the fuck would you buy the LCD.
>smaller screen
>battery lasts almost half as much as OLED's
>gets hotter and fans are way louder
>slower RAM

>>713913604
because it's not an OLED

>>713913336
https://www.tiktok.com/@auroranyaa/video/7456820527202684182

It's obvious

>>713913721
Yeah, it's fucking worse.

>>713913746
>it's obvious
aka I'm a tranny and I'm desperate to convince someone that trannies aren't obvious as fuck and they totally pass.
You will never be a woman

>>713908795
Women love competitive games.
My sister has over 2k hours in dead by daylight.

>>713909117
Why are you describing yourself?

>>713908795
They want attention from you and don't want to be left out.

>>713914016
I feel like I'm not Amerimutt enough to understand what the fuck is going on in this pic

>>713913345
based

>>713909908
Sounds peaceful

>>713914016
AI is preferrable to whatever nightmare this is

>>713913296
she looks like a femcel
lol

>>713908795
data shows most zoomettes do actually play video games and not just on their phones so it's not pretend

>>713908418 (OP)
i love women who paly games

>>713908795
It's honestly hilarious seeing nu4chan larping as "gigachads" and being socially skilled while at the same time having no clue about anything.
What's even more funny is that chicks who do play games do play casual shit, but it's the same casual shit the faggots here obsess over.
As time passed /v/ has become such a bunch of tasteless casuals that you fags now literally share taste with women.

It's funny seeing /v/ trying to shit on Doom Eternal for being casual all while slurping up Deltarune.

>>713909556
>Switch OLED comes out
>Tendies chirp and crow about how superior it is
>Switch 2 has the literally worst gaming display in the last 20 years
>T-tenths of a millisecond don't matter!
Fucking coping hypocrites

>>713908418 (OP)
Slightly bigger battery. It's perfect otherwise. Now what we really fucking need is Steam Controller 2 because there's literally nothing like it on the market.

>>713908795
>WOMEN ARE ANIMALS THAT CAN'T HAVE HOBBIES
>they don't actually enjoy anything, it's all done to attract MY ATTENTION SPECIFICALLY, because women are aching for validation from a social schizoid obese retard
kill yourself frogfag

>>713914527
He's right though. A large percentage of women don't care about anything except social clout. Social media has made it worse.

>>713908418 (OP)
More power, 32GB of RAM, 16GB of VRAM and an easy access slot to the SSD like laptops have.

>>713908418 (OP)
Way better battery

>>713912208
its what guys watch it for

>>713909207
How fucking cheap and kiked do you have to be to not include a ~16.6ms response time display. Actually shameful bullshit. Even the cheapest pile of shit office LCD monitor has response times twice as fast as that.

I was in a raiding guild in wrath that had four or five biological females. Two were actually good at the game too.

>>713914527
They do and they project that onto men.

>>713908418 (OP)
2x the CUs, 2x the memory bandwidth and a 1200p 8" 120Hz OLED panel minimum. I'll pay 700 for it too. Also easily serviceable 2280SSD slot and WiFi 7 module. 2x USB-C 4 ports at 40Gbps as well. 99Wh battery.

>>713912791
HOLY TRVKE. /v/ is full of low test mentally stunted coomers whose tastes in media match up perfectly with that of women.

>>713915369
>biological females
uhhh, about that

Foids being into video games is a huge redflag. They will be neurotic bipolar unhygienic smelly lazy whores who have no real personality or interests, live in actual filth and don't have a job but also don't cook or clean either and just spend all day eating and watching netflix shows, tranime or play dogshit jrpgs and phone games.

>>713908418 (OP)
FSR4
OLED screen
Some way to copy how smooth the sticks are on the Switch 2 Pro Controller

my sister and her friends all play Granblue Fantasy, which is basically the biggest justification I have for not playing it and never will

>>713908795
They want 'ick on 'eck

>>713912791
>retard schizo babble
Women as in actual women only play timewasters because they lack the cognitive function to play actual games.

>>713908418 (OP)
Better performance, OLED screen and a smaller bezel on the screen in general would be nice.

>>713908418 (OP)
lmao. She could slide the bag out of that paper.

>>713917731
>schizo babble
Denial, the first phase.
You fags recoil from games actually made for men.
You only play shit girls do, specifically what teen emo girls do.

>>713915369
100% of women I raided with did it because their bf was in the guild ready to white knight for them if anyone started giving them shit for their performance

some girl who didnt like me bragged how she sucked the guys dick prior to raid

>>713909065
>fingerprints
He's clearly wearing gloves.

>>713917731
>only play timewasters
Like phone gacha games or games with no gameplay like Deltarune?

It's all so tiresome.

>>713917731
>they lack the cognitive function to play actual games.
Yeah, they only play casual slop like Overwatch, Marvel Rivals, Expedition 33, Nintendo games or VNs.

>>713908418 (OP)
Just keep doing what they're doing. They got the deck so damn right.

>>713908418 (OP)
>Look at me, mama! I ruined my face with make up and surgery
I hate young people so much.

>>713918026
You're right but the one in OP is literally a man.

>>713918513
He ruined more than just his face.

>>713908418 (OP)
a bigger screen that's also 16:9
not only is a lot of small text in PC games difficult to read but many games only support 16:9 and maybe 4:3, but rarely 16:10 so you get black bars making the game even smaller.
Just one more inch would help a lot I believe.
They should also overhaul the game verification system. Sometimes "verified" games run like ass while ones with "playable" run perfectly fine while other "playable" titles constantly crash. There should be more granularity with the ratings

>>713918591
no one cares

>>713918815
Yes they do troon. Most people hate and are disgusted by you.

>anime filter

begone whore

>>713918871
Most people are retarded. Your point?

>>713919007
Most people are inherently good and decent and are reviled by the mere sight of you.

>>713908418 (OP)
that packaging makes no sense. is it ai?

>>713908795
to get the attention of men

>>713919794
It's a man

>>713908795
Attention.

>>713908795
What's the point of this ritual of asking the same questions to get the same replies?
4chan just keeps getting even more autistic and socially retarded

>>713909207
Nice job so easily outing the tendies who came into this thread just to shit their diapers over the deck.

>>713915029
Maybe I'm gay or extremely autistic, but I don't watch an unboxing for a retarded whore's boobs.

>>713908418 (OP)
detachable controllers so I can swap out the touchpads for a smaller system, a dock that unlocks the voltage limit, VRR screen, a second usb c port, easy access port for a removable SSD, 1080p screen.

on the software side FSR 4 support and a global setting for CRT shaders that can be applied to any game. I would pay well over 1k for a system that did all this.

>>713921214
>a dock that unlocks the voltage limit
you'd have a cooling problem

>>713917950
Try beating the Roaring Knight. It'd humble you like Sephiroth in KH2 did to all the normies who said Kingdom Hearts was a baby game. I like talking trash about women too, but don't use a good game to do it.

>>713921376
See?
/v/ only plays crap for chicks.

>>713921350
obviously the dock would have to come with its own cooling solution. if they were really serious there could be mechanisms that slide open air vents in the back of the system when docking, intakes that are positioned by the external fans.

This would enable the deck 2 to be a very good entry level gaming pc for an entirely new audience. I dont care as much since i own a gaming desktop but it would be nice to be able to dock the system to play the billion emulator games at higher resolutions that I'm too lazy to set up anywhere by my deck.

>>713909065
Fingerprints wipe off at least I've had people prod my screen with a pen 'just clone stamp that bit there anon' leaving a permanent pressure mark. Then they leave like nothing happened.

>>713908418 (OP)
Barebones enclosure where I can stuff my own parts in.

>>713921192
>Maybe I'm gay or extremely autistic
that'll do it, there are dudes that literally throw their entire wages at women on OnlyFans just so they can acknowledge them, normalfags are just like that

>>713912791
Had a fucking brain blast moment, Jesus you might be right. Moat popular threads consists of very casual and popular games for woman. No wonder everyone here has such dogshit taste

>>713908875
My 11 year old sister plays it just to ride horses

>>713908418 (OP)
That's a man

>>713914518
This. I don't give a fuck about the deck, where's the new Steam controller with 2 sticks and a real d-pad?

>>713908418 (OP)
I'm remembering when this was posted last and a guy did a deep dive on that's a man and found all sorts of supporting evidence despite it's probably some bimbo and her guy told her to open it on camera.

>>713908795
They are not pretending. They simply only play certain games: animal crossing, stardew valley, overwatch, valorant, league.

>>713912791
>RE
>women
lmao

>>713911786
>what are PC exclusive games
also
>WAAAHHHHHHHHH I NEED EXCLUSIVES TO VALIDATE CORPORATE PRODUCT!!!!!!
kys goyim

>>713909908
You won't be poor.