THEIR WAY

>>713909379 (OP)
AND I WILL PAY FOR ANOTHER COPY.
Stay mad.

I'll play this instead

>>713909379 (OP)
i do whatever nintendo wants me to do.

>>713909489
Sure you will, tendie.

YOU VILL DRIVE ZE INTERMISSIONS

>>713910152
lol what the fuck is this shit?

>>713909379 (OP)
people who complain about this arent real nintendo fans

>playing mario kart wilds
wwwwww

>>713909379 (OP)
Yes. It's an artists vision, not your sandbox. Go play Mario Kart 8 if you don't care about being engrossed in a world. This webm applies and I am 100% serious

>>713909610
YEAH BUT

I kind of think thats what they want.
Mario kart 8D is too a lot, the perfect mario kart and World, while still a MK, is going for something different. With how easily you can play 8 on the switch 2, there's no reason to make MKW more like 8. Dont like worlds shtick? Just fucking play it. Its online, its works on the new system

>>713910504
nintendo spent 11 years making.... an boring world nobody wants to play

Erm don't you think it's REALLY disrespectful to the devs, who worked SO HARD on this dogshit empty "open world" for years, if you just do the boring same old 3 laps on a track? You should be more appreciative of the devs and what they did, so you should drive between the tracks so you can learn to appreciate what Nintendo does for you.

>>713910504
so that sperg is the antagonist right?

>>713910152
that's based
consumers need to be informed on how much consoles suck these days

>>713910504
>include sauce in a dipping dish
>NOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DIP IN THE SAUCE YOU HEATHENS!

>>713910152
Based

>>713911140
that sure sounds like nintendo taking 3 laps away from the players

>>713910152
Absolute fucking cringe, and it's going to be fake because no fucking store is going to actively try to talk you out of buying something from them.

>>713909379 (OP)
I HECKIN LOVE TUBELORD SUBHUMAN GRIFTER THUMBNAILS

>>713910152
This screams being made by an autistic. Some redditor wagie laminated this shit and put in the store.

Bet something like this doesn't exist for other products in the store; where's the warning before buying a $600 ps5 pro with it's 1 exclusive game and also has an online subscription with shitty practices.

>>713909379 (OP)
And? What's the issue. You consent to playing the game that Nintendo designed by paying $80 to play it. If you don't like it, don't play it, it's that simple.

>>713911140
It's a test, if you do it the chef notices and stops giving you the high quality stuff because you won't enjoy or notice it anyway.

>>713909379 (OP)
I wouldn't even mind the intermission tracks if you always got three full laps on the actual courses.

>>713910152
So most modern consoles

>>713912720
I dont understand why this isnt an option when you get the full spaceport when you intermission there. 8 was designed so all course would be about 2 and half minutes long, but world is completely random on the length. Nintendo really made some baffling choices with this game most of which is fixable with updates but i doubt what we want will happen because they're so stuborn

>>713912159
remember when nintendo used to be about pleasing the player?
And now they're just another maniacal mega-corp convinced they're gods

>>713910504
>reddit: the movie

>>713909379 (OP)

WIIITH DK

YOU GOT IT

>>713910152
>I consent
>I consemt
>isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask???

>>713912018
>BUT SONY
lol
>MUH EXCLUSIVES
lmao
>MUH PAID ONLINE
kek (nintendo has this too)
>WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU CAN PLAY GAMES WITHOUT THEM BEING EXCLUSIVES
jej

>>713909379 (OP)
yes, that is how video game development works

>>713914105
No Nintendo game has ever been about pleasing the players, they're notorious for a lack of choice. They used to make good games, but not ones that cared about what you wanted.

>>713910152
>autistic enough to post a spergy values based rant for customers to read
>not autistic enough to actually stick to their principles and not stock the fucking thing
I really really hate everyone else so fucking much. It's so easy to not be retarded, and yet here we are.

>>713910152
Holy based

>>713910504
It's retarded and so are you. Nintendo saw how people wanted to play this $80 game, didn't like it and so retroactively changed it to force them. kys

>>713910504
Why did they bother adding time trials then? Why even have traditional tracks at all

>>713909379 (OP)
I played mk8 and this looks like shit compared to it. Nintendo should do a mode where it’s the free for all “stay 13th place to win” stuff, but also have a more balanced mode for people who want to actually win based more on skill. I owned a switch and it’ll be the last Nintendo console I ever own. I sold it and just emulated their 10 hr long 70 (or 80 lol) dollar games. Idc enough to emulate the switch 2 if it ever got cracked. The last good mk was DD and mk64. Mario kart is way too fucking chaotic now. There’s no real rhyme or reason to play well, just hope you get good items.

>>713909379 (OP)
I'll play Ring Racers instead, thanks.