I've played the new Mario Kart for 5 minutes and I can tell immediately it's miles better than fucking 8
Why the fuck are you faggots shitposting this game is fun as fuck

Mario kart has always been trash

>>713912863 (OP)
It's mostly just one super schizo that latches on to anything negative about Nintendo, treats it as gospel, and makes multiple threads about it daily

>>713912863 (OP)
ignore them, it's literally just poorfags coping that they can't afford switch 2 like the fox saying grapes are sour

>>713912863 (OP)
>fun

Uh oh.

I want to sexually FUCK Rosalina!!!

>>713913153
>loads players across multiple websites saying the game is worse now after the update
>”I-It’s just poorffags saying the game is shit!”
holy cope.

>>713912863 (OP)
anal in the ass with daisy

>loads of players
>reality; a bunch of grifting jewtubers

>>713913447
Nintendo spent years working on the open world. Yes, you should be forced to see their work.

>>713912863 (OP)
They are so cute together

>>713914293
I could spend years making a statue of chris chan out of toothpicks but it doesn't mean it's any good.

>>713913447
Looks like a huge nose and two hands rubbing together.

>>713913447
>yes there's obstacles and other players on that straight line, but forget about that and look at the line!
Truthfully horribless, Nintendo betrayed us all

yes i'm sure you're opinion on a game you played for 5 minutes weighs more than thousands of others who have played for hours

>>713914728
nice ad hom

>cant play a new game for more than 5 minutes without going online to post uproar bait and validation farming
zoomers are doomed

>>713913760
Sonic R sucks

>>713912863 (OP)
the honeymoon phase will wear off believe me

>>713914630
It also benefits from bagging way more, is boring by design, and renders choosing which track to play pointless because you only spend 30 seconds actually playing on it.

>>713914728
125 here and the games still fun. 295 on 8dx, but it was already getting old since I had it on Wii U first.

>>713914630

>>713915273
god what were they thinking

>>713915273
I see a fat guy with a small head

>>713915273
I would be fine with the transition routes if the destination course got 3 laps. This whole concept is a fucking mess and they made it terrible because normies don't have the time to do intermissions and full laps

>>713914630
ah yes obstacles that don't slow you down at all and are easily avoided because the optimal strategy for these shitshows is to hang in the back where there's no chaos
truly this makes up for driving in a straight line

>>713915226
>It also benefits from bagging way more
No, if anything straight lines makes using objects more necessary. Bagging is a balance issue, not a level design one. There's other issues that link items and straight lines but that's not one of them.
>is boring by design
Why? Because otherwise you push the stick left or right a bit more? Drifting hasn't been a challenge since SMK.
>renders choosing which track to play pointless because you only spend 30 seconds actually playing on it
All intermissions are different, that's not pointless.

There's real flaws to straight lines, but honestly nothing that would outweight the good in my mind. If I want the play the same shit as usual 8 Deluxe is right there.

>>713912863 (OP)
>this shit doesn't smell as bad as the last shit
that's you

>>713912863 (OP)
Why are you playing a game made for 8 year olds?
Underages can't post on 4chan.

>>713918313
>if anything straight lines makes using objects more necessary
in theory
in reality all those objects and tricks are slower than just driving. it's fun vs winning which should never be a choice in a game

the rails and walls on the 3 lap tracks offer speed benefits over just driving there, some like whistlestop have crazy fun shortcuts. https://youtu.be/JAxtU4D_cM8?t=43
while on the straight tracks they're far too out of the way to gain any benefit and are often slower as a result. if you could do cool tricks and stuff on them people would have less an issue, but it's just not worth doing hence why people find them boring

>>713912863 (OP)
>Hayashida: Yes. After the ending this time, Rosalina16 becomes available as a playable character. 16. Rosalina: A character who appears in the Super Mario Galaxy series.
>Iwata: Oh! Rosalina?! Who insisted on that, I wonder?
>Koizumi: Um, you probably think it was me! (laughs) But Motokura-san came to me and said he wanted to put her in.
>Iwata: Motokura-san, why Rosalina?
>Motokura: I was thinking about what would be pleasing after the ending and wanted to bring in another female character in addition to Princess Peach. Rosalina has a following among the Super Mario Galaxy fanbase, and she's appeared in Mario Kart recently, so I think she's well known.
>Miyamoto (seething): When Super Mario Galaxy first came out, I was a little hung up on why Rosalina was showing up when Princess Peach was already there. I thought it was fine as long as it was only Super Mario Galaxy, and we made her design so she's a little bigger. But all of a sudden she was a regular character in Mario Kart as just a regular girl, even her size turned to normal.
>Hayashida: Yes. But she loses her spin attack when in cat form.
>Iwata: Huh? She loses an ability when transformed?!
>Hayashida: That's right. But she also becomes an interesting character when transformed into a cat. She becomes a black cat.
>Iwata: Oh my...
>Motokura: Koizumi-san put in that request, saying it had to be black.
Iwata: I knew it was Koizumi-san!
>Everyone: (laughs)
>https://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/wiiu/super-mario-3d-world/0/3/
Miyamoto lost. Rosalina won.

>>713912863 (OP)
It is fun. I only plat KT tho. Everything looks great, feels great. They obviously have a lot of DLC planned, and I will be ready. The Switch 2 is basically a ps4, but for nintendo games. Just wait till they reveal the new zelda.

>>713919145
omg i can't wait for breath of the wild but a third time!!!

>>713912863 (OP)
>>713914483
Where’s Pauline?

>MK8: drive well
>win
>MKW: drive well
>dont win

>MK8: cool tracks where you're underwater and the driving and drifting physics are slightly different and AG tracks where you can SEE the other racers racing ABOVE you
>MKW: heres some straight lines and flat circles and oh dont forget the shitty lazy boat physics

>MK8+Booster DLC: $85 and 96 great tracks
>MKW: $80 and 30 shitty tracks

>>713919894
look i'm all aboard the "MKW is shit right now" brigade but don't be disingenuous
bagging was a problem in 8 too, just not as bad as it is on connector tracks
and most of the regular tracks in world are great

>>713919894
Tour tracks are dogshit and look like shit compared to base game.
Sky-high Sundae looks like a custom track compared to World's version

I don't get why people are crying about the random stage select being fixed.
If you want a track then press + on the vote screen and pick a track.

>>713919434
No one cares grandpa. It's only about Daisy, Rosalina, Peach.

>>713913760
Sonic r rocks!

>>713919145
PS4 had no games though?

>>713920086
It became in issue in 8D. Just give people only one item and most bagging is fixed

>>713912863 (OP)
8 is the best game in the series I don't know what you're talking about
>96 tracks
>Loads of tech and shortcuts to master
>Best new tracks in the series (Mount Wario, Wild Woods, Dolphin Shoals, Shyguy Falls, Whomp Ruins, etc)
>Even old tracks are massively improved upon with loads of new tech and shortcuts
See:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ereZeP2BYo
>Best roster in the series after the DLC
>Best Battle Mode in the series, better than even Double Dash's and 64's
>No intermission segments in online
>Most options of any Mario Kart game giving you loads of ways to play the game

>>713913760
I would say that's cherry picking since you can just play the actual tracks in World, but now you can't, so eh, fuck it.

>>713912863 (OP)
Either you're baiting, or your mind was already made up before even playing if you came to that conclusion 5 minutes in

>>713920470
skyhigh in world looks ass as well. why they ever brought back that garbage track who knows

B-BUT JEWTUBE STREAMER MAN SAID

How do they not have Peach’s bike and outfit from the movie? What were they thinking???

>>713914630
lmao

>>713922334
weird sperm tracks

>>713913447
Grim

>>713912863 (OP)
>Dead game
LMAO

>>713922465
It's replica of the sperm cells that made the millennial shithead developers who thought this was okay

>>713922334
These look way too long for what they are. Did they have 200cc in mind from the start?

>>713923154
They had 200cc DLC in mind from the start, yes. And don't think that shit's going to be free this time. You guys made very fucking sure of that after the past 8 years.

I like them. Doing laps in a racing game is gay.

>>713923223
Uh oh, melty!

>>713923364
>paying for 200cc is good because it owns the heckin snoys

For some reason every time I feel like playing 8 I feel like I had my fill after 2-3 races.
It's a great game, no doubt, but World now that one I can actually play it for hours without getting bored.

>>713922093
>YouTube said something
>That thing is therefore false
YouTube streamer man said to not hold your breath until you pass out.

>>713923154
>>713923223
we need 300cc to make that garbage enjoyable
i wanna trick off a toad car and fly across the map

>>713915050
It already wore off

>>713924732
There was never a honeymoon phase in the first place. I knew this game was gonna suck even before release.

Is Mario Kart Tour more fun than World?
Tour has Funky Kong too.

>>713924902
I figured it'd be underwhelming but I didn't imagine that it'd be outright disappointing to me. Nintendo's games are going to suck ass this generation because they won't listen thanks to the money the Switch 1 made them. But really, whose idea was to push almost the total opposite of what people always come to Mario Kart for in droves every generation? Even marketingwise, that's really goddamn boneheaded.

>>713923682
I enjoyed my time with World, but unless I want to play with bots it's literally unplayable. All my friends in real life are Snoys or Mustards, so they don't care for Mario Kart. I mainly play on PC too, but I wish I could actually play the fucking $80 game I bought.

>>713925217
That's what I don't get. They introduced new mechanics which are fine but people still enjoy choice. Laps on a circuit are a staple of all racing games, it's baffling that Nintendo wouldn't at least make it an option.
I'm still mad that Balloon Battle isn't elimination again and we have to cycle through Coin Runner bullshit online.

>>713920086
>look i'm all aboard the "MKW is shit right now" brigade but don't be disingenuous
If it suits the narrative then why not agree?
>>713923682
New toy syndrome. You’ll feel it eventually, and sooner than you think

>>713923682
8 is pretty dull to drive in outside of 200cc.

>>713913447
still a better course than the 1-lap version of N64 rainbow road.

>>713912863 (OP)
>play online VS Races and play on intermission courses 90% of the time that you have to bag on to win
>or play lounge and waste hours waiting in queues until your MMR is low enough to not get farmed every race
This game isn't worth doing either of things for, and I would've told you this was one of the best Mario Kart games before the last update basically killed it. There's not a chance in hell Nintendo is reverting the update, so there goes the $80 I spent expecting to play online for hundreds of hours like I did with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. :(

Just chill out and have fun until the "Classic Mode" patch and/or 200cc

They have some right, maybe not the absolute right, to ask you to play the game their way.
They obviously know you want a classic experience, and you'll get it.

>>713929250
I wanted to get a Switch 2 this next week but there's nothing to play on it now.

>>713912863 (OP)
>Why the fuck are you faggots shitposting this game is fun as fuck
Fags are mad that they can't afford the new system, so the cope is that the game is "bad" when it's easily the best in the series, at least since Double Dash.

>>713913760
>willingly playing sonic r
LOL

>>713918313
It's fucking mario KART not mario INTERSTATE
You can say all you want that it's a balance issue but the reality is that 2/3 of the time trying to play races online you're gonna be playing super boring intermissions which are super boring NOW
Maybe Nintendo will release an update that fixes this maybe they won't, it's shit right now
They spent EIGHT YEARS on this game and didn't see its problems coming from a mile away, shit, they couldn't even be arsed to add a proper map for the only activity in their extremely boring, botwesque world which is the p-switch challenges
The entire game reeks of sheer conceit and disdain for your audience which is a shame because the musicians and the 3D artists put their 120% into it

>>713925057
Fuck no, Tour isn't even a real game.

>>713929302
Yeah, if it bothers you that much, wait for Bananza.

Bananza looks fuckin great.

>>713929439
Bananza is terrible, go play the demo. It's odyssey but worse and with shitty minecraft stuff in it.

>>713927667
>Already played World for longer than 8 Deluxe with all of the DLC
Yeah, sure, I guess I'll stop playing it eventually. Like any other game really.

>>713918980
>becomes one of the most hated characters in all of gaming while being shitty roster filler with none of her former popularity
Miyamoto won, Rosalina lost.

>>713929526
There's no demo for Bananza you dumb lying nigger.

>>713929890
there's actually a kiosk demo around some places but I'm 99% sure that anon hasn't actually played it