Thread 713913073

Mr. PirateSoftware, your opening statement.

Diddy did it.

How am I supposed to help you?

statement

>>713913174
Mr. Ross, your opening statement.

And then he slapped me with his PENIS

>>713913073 (OP)
the terms of service says your copy can be removed at any point in time for any reason
demanding that games "can't be killed" would also mean that people cheating exploiting griefing etc can't be banned (aka their copy removed) which would ruin online games

>>713913073 (OP)
>nigger
>that is all, your honor

>>713913220
Stap killing games because I am dumb

>>713913220
Welcome to the Game Dungeon

>>713913073 (OP)
Im so autistic that I need petitions to have full final draft legal definitions that are ready made to be put into legal code

>>713913220
I HAVE TO MAKE THE MOVIE

FROMsoftware has been hiding content in their games from the western world. If you are Japanese you have free access to each secret level but outside of that region it is all blocked and removed to hide the evidence.

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>>713913440
ORDER IN THE COURT

league of legends

Now i may not have a ferret in my BUTT like my worthy adversary

How did it go down Mr. Ross?

>>713913992
Your honor, This is a black thing isn't it?

>>713913073 (OP)
if games with a limited shelf life were that harmful to consumers, then the consumers would stop buying them.
asking a regulatory body to enforce such a stipulation when consumer health and wellbeing are not even factors, replaced instead by some vague notion of "heritage", is draconian overreach and sets a dangerous precedent.
imagine asking appliance manufacturers to offer infinite warranty on their products.

>>713913750
kek

>>713914235
>Counterpoint your honor.
>I fucked my pet ferret.

>>713913136
What didn’t Diddy do?!

>>713914235
>imagine asking appliance manufacturers to stop planned obsolescence
Oh no, the horror

>>713913440
Too soon

>>713914235
if lead paint was that harmful to consumers, then the consumers would stop buying it.

Hey Ross. would you make me a sandwich?

>>713913992
This is a black mold thing, isn't it

>>713913073 (OP)
ORDER in the court- O-OWOHWOO

>>713913073 (OP)
>videogame companies are killing their own shit games
What's your P-P-POINT

what's going on here?

Your honor, League of Legends

>>713914235
if leaded gasoline was harmful to consumers the consumers would have stopped buying it.

>>713913073 (OP)
Your honor he made a light joke at my expense, therefore this entire movement must be destroyed and consumers must get fucked in the ass forever more. Think of the poor billionaires, but more importantly, think of me. Did I ever tell you I used to work at blizzard? I was a dev for 20 years, no don't ask what I actually did.

Mr. Denuvo has arrived.

>>713914597
Make a vidya

>>713914235
>dangerous precedent to allow people to use the product they bought when it isn't damaged or lost
rofl

>>713913992
Ham and Swiss on rye please

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Can someone PLEASE give me a rundown I have been seeing these type of posts on several piratesneedware threads but nobody ever posts anything concrete.

Is there evidence/sauce/leaks/forum posts- anything- relating to this matter? Of sexual abuse of his ferrets? PLEASE

>>713913220
there i was, just molding my own business when..

>>713919201
His fursona is a ferret and he sticks garden gnomes up his ass but otherwise no

>>713913073 (OP)
436 ferrets? In MY yard? Buried? No I do not know what you are talking about your honor.
What do you mean they... they all had prolapsed anuses? I... hehe... I don't know what you mean... heh

>>713919201
He's a homosexual furry

>>713919798
that is not all we found
guards, restrain him and do a cavity search, there is a real possibility that he has one inside him right now

>>713913608
That would mean he's based, in reality he was defending trannydot back when people were telling them to actually work on the software instead of blowing troons on twitter.

mana gem

>>713919201
I only read this in a different thread but people have picked up that his ferrets have above average mortality rate and the rooms in his (previous?) house were covered in ferret shit from his own posts. The ferret fucking is entirely based on his fursona being a ferret

Stop killing those games or I'm gonna sit down.

>>713913073 (OP)
Ross I am not a KILLER

>I...I don't have an opening statement
>Mr Scott?
>thanks your honor, I am from West Philadelphia, born and raised, playing half life is where I spent more of my days. I don't have a big bag of corporate plant tricks, or a career at Blizzard, like my unworthy adversary, Jason Hall, but what I do have, IT'S THE TRUTH

>>713919970
NO PLEASE YOU CAN'T TAKE MY EMERGENCY FERRET FROM ME NOOOOOOOOOO

>>713913073 (OP)
Heaven has to be a scross between no GaaS and chicken and winnigish. It's like I can have single player The Crew in one hand and a brerb in the other.

Give me hug man.

>>713913073 (OP)
THIS CANT WAIT A MONTH

>>713913073 (OP)
I was out of mana, your honor

>625k
It keeps picking the pace up!

>very cool and serious movement that even reaches EU courts and shit
>still falls victim to discord gay shit tranny drama
Gamers are a fucking embarassment, this would never happen to the movie nerds on /tv/

>>713913073 (OP)
LOCK

HIM

UP

>>713919201
Hes a animal abuser that collects and stockpiles ferrets and pretends is a rescue operation
Hes a known furry and a total sperg that lies repeatedly about anything
Sexual degenerate
Now connect the dots

>>713919201
breh just go to the kiwifarms thread r u fucking cereal?

>>713914235
imagine asking to be able to repair your own car or tractor after you bought it
imagine asking to be able to keep a physical product you bought functioning even if the company you bought it from goes out of business
imagine asking to be able to change your own phone's battery without it bricking itself
the glorious right to repair future

>>713914235
>if [thing] was anti-consumer then consumers wouldn't use it
true, same reason nobody is overweight or addicted to drugs

>>713920983
>SKG is going to be saved purely to spite a gay furry
What a time to be alive.

Eceleb threads are off topic

>>713913073 (OP)
THOSE DEVELOPERS ARE GONNA NEED GRAND-DEVELOPER LAWYERS

>>713920891
BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE

>>713913602
>games cannot be rendered unplayable for any player, but can still be denied on an individual basis in cases of abuse
waow that was hard

>>713921308
suck a fat on topic dick, nigger

>>713920729
No more hugs Will

>>713919201
Notorious gay furry that made second life avatars for furfags and has desperately tried to cover it up.
Went by "Maldavius figtree".

Kurwas hit 200% btw

>>713919030
Explain this, then.

>>713913073 (OP)
This is a black Thing, isn't it?

>>713921594
>MALDavius
kek

>>713921251
ur an authoritarian people should be allowed to destroy themselves and others
of course, when a corporate entity ruins things for us it's okay because they won the free market fair and square

>>713921937
wtf what comic run was this? it looks cool

>What can you say about Philip Banks.?
>What the heck can you say about Philip BANKS!?

>>713921708
Poles always surprise me in a good way. They are amazing people.

>>713922174
He wants to fill our streets with B-E-A-E-N-E-K-E-S-E, no Es.

>>713913440
HEY!
You don't talk to my wife like that.

>>713914235
And who are you?

>>713913073 (OP)
I worked for blizzard so think before you talk to me a higher being

>>713913220
Let's talk about the motion

How is this subject Random and not Video Games?

>>713920185
But aren't some of those banks?

>>713913220
WE WERE ON A BREAK

>>713913602
>which would ruin online games
wrong, it would SAVE them, online games are ALREADY RUINED from the nannyfaggoting bullshit that kills off every game's playerbase

>>713921708
can Portugal hit 100% before midnight?

>Slovenia surpassed Italy today
>we're now in sixth to last place
What went wrong, italian bros? Why can't we get our people to care?

>>713921450
>we decided to ban all of these users on an individual basis

>>713925029
Italians are chads that don't care about gay video game drama.

>>713925029
If you hadn't noticed it's only the shithole countries that are voting.

>>713925029
l'italiani non parlano l'inglese

>>713922174
There goes Philip Banks,
the biggest ASS
to ever live.
What a douche.

>>713913073 (OP)
THE DEVELOPER is always RIGHT I would know because I'm a DEVELOPER I worked at BLIZZARD

>>713925137
thats why hes confused

UUUUOOOOOOH I KILL NIGGERS FOR BREAKFAST RAPE WOMEN AND GRET THEM PREGRNUNTA ILL FUCK YOUR MOM OP AHOEAHOE RAPE KILL NIGGER

Hey Jason, would you make me a game?

Court is now in recess.
Does anyone want to order anything from the cookie book? I'm thinking the frosted oatmeal raisin might be my pick.

>>713925683
Hahaha yes...
DIIIIEEE

>>713921708
Polska gurom