Thread 713913318

Imagine being so insecure that you would rather die to a boss for 2 hours than engaging with built in game mechanics

>>713913318 (OP)
imagine being a faggot /thread

>>713913451
You should /life

The last time I played Bloodborne, I never saw any player summon signs.

>>713913318 (OP)
i like casting spells
i can't cast spells when the boss is licking my taint

>>713913318 (OP)
I ding ding but I didn't get the mimic tear in either of my playthroughs of this game. The attack patterns once you get to Maliketh and later just get too stupid an I can't be assed.

>>713913318 (OP)
Imagine playing video games by yourself and cheating so that you don't have to learn to beat them properly

kind of like dudes and getting therapy

>>713913318 (OP)
It's not about being insecure. It's that half of the fun in these kinds of games, is improving, and overcoming a challenge. Using summons, npc's or players, negate the challenge, and thus also negates the fun.

>>713914194
>Spells have no poise or combo
Kawasaki digged his own grave by underusing spells. Im going to fling rocks from the obter side of the screen and Win his retarded Beyblade bossfights with impunity until From learns how to make proper spellfighting and theres nothing you can do about it

>>713913318 (OP)
Imagine being you lol

>>713914464
I hope you don't upgrade your weapons or level up...

>>713913318 (OP)
Suffering is the only feeling I have left

>>713914464
>You're supposed to struggle NOOOOOO DON'T READ THE PLAYER MANUAL

>>713914545
Stop being disingenuous. Not upgrading/levelling, just makes the fight go slower, and make you die faster. Using summons changes the fight on a fundamental level, and in most cases completely and utterly removes any challenge at all.

>>713913318 (OP)
>someone else kills the boss for you
>"I won, *I* did it!!"
An unironic case of "you didn't beat the game".

>>713914053
Did you ever use the thing to see them?

>>713913318 (OP)
I like to roleplay in Elden Ring. My latest run is a warrior-monk with a pet falcon. Hence, I spawn the thing whenever I get the chance. I call it Griffith

>>713914792
Nonsense word salad.

>>713914929
D2 necros in shambles

I love my doll wife

>>713913318 (OP)
I just like the rats. They're cool guys.

>>713915080
Shes the one wearing pants in the relationship btw

>>713915026
It's basic english you retard spic

>>713915026
he's right though, upgrading your weapons just makes number go up while summoning spirits literally adds another entity to the fight for the boss to direct its attention to, allowing you to effortless wail on it with out having to dodge

>>713914053
>Bloodborne
>Summon sign
Wut? Bro what cough syrup fueled fever dream where you having? Because you certainly were not playing bloodborne.

>>713915409
>Upgrading your weapon allows you to trade hits with the boss instead of learning their moveset properly, fundamentally changing the nature of the fight
>Spamming (ranged weapon art/spell) fundamentally changes the nature of the fight, as you don't have to learn their moveset; you just run away and spam ranged

It's pointless autism over nothing.

You know.

>>713913318 (OP)
People massively overestimate the impact summons have in the game, aside from specific cheese strategies.

>>713915409
>You HAVE to roll slop through attacks dont you DARE change tactics
>Did you just expose how badly designed the fight is? It didnt count

>>713913318 (OP)
Couldn’t be me.

>>713914792
>muh challenges

Don't use them. Who cares nigga lmao. Summoning has been part of the formula since day 1. Elden Ring just gave it some new layers.

>>713915910
truke. The mimic tear has to be found, upgraded and your build needs to be decent in order for it to do anything.

What if i like to engage with the game mechanics by not summoning?

>>713914464
Why the hell would I want to do that instead of just slapping my fat dick on the boss's face and showing them who is boss?
Its a video game. The point is to beat the fuck out of it. Not cripple yourself so you have to play it in the least engaging and least fantastical way possible.

>>713916371
All player-type summons are exceptionally aggressive and decently tanky which makes them excellent at any challenge. The mimic tear takes whatever you're doing and just literally doubles it, doesn't even matter what. You using status? Now the boss is getting proc'd every 5 seconds. You do lots of poise damage? Enemies will never get the chance to even fucking stand up. The only way your mimic can be shit is if you're using a caster build and keep a bunch of support spells equipped, causing it to spam pointless bullshit during combat. But that's not a build issue, it's a "spend 2 seconds at the grace to unequip some spells" issue.

>>713916763
Cuck mentality.

>>713916821
>in the least engaging
Summoning is the least engaging by far. You didn't have to learn or improve or do anything. Might as well have fought soldier of godrick over and over.

>>713915910
>>713916371
The fact that the boss has something else to swing at is a huge upside, but you knew that already.

>>713916914
I did improve.
I found better gear, figured out better DPS builds, and I figured out how to better execute using my summons at the best time.
What I didn't do was fuck around for hours learning the precise dodge timings for 200 bosses like its fucking Dance Dance Revolution instead of a fantasy game about killing Gods with super powers.
Who the fuck would want to do something so absolutely boring and banal?

>>713916910
>Says the guy who has to summon a second guy to beat his wifes pussy up properly while he watches from the sidelines
Yes the boss is my wife

>>713913318 (OP)
How active even is the summoning/invasions on bloodborne? Because then the ds1 remaster fell the fuck off like a month after release and it's been like 11 years for bloodborne, I seriously doubt you'd get any activity even if you wasted like 5 hours waiting for it

>>713917064
>thinking i'd ever get jealous of my own clone getting some tight puss
If you can't love yourself, who can you love?

>>713913318 (OP)
>die to a boss for 2 hours
Sounds like a skill issue

>depriving yourself of a challenging experience you paid for by having someone else do it for you
grim

>>713917202
You raise a fair point for the mimic tear, but what about the other summons?

>>713913318 (OP)
>"engage with built in game mechanics
if I use the built in game mechanic, it would summon an entity, either player or CPU controlled, that would allow me to then sit back and not engage with the game's mechanics, as it engages with those mechanics in my stead. retard.

the best way to play souls games is to ignore /v/

>>713917357
>He wouldn't have a threesome with his wife and the paraplegic girl

>>713917369
fucking lol
I watched a guy do a "summon only" run of the game and it was way harder and way more tedious than killing shit yourself. It barely worked against certain bosses and even then it was only viable because he used healing incants to keep the summon alive. More work than just hitting the boss.

>>713917379
the best way to play souls games is to ignore retards on /v/ or anywhere else.

>>713917357
The Demihuman Swarm in the early game is the peak of the Elden Ring experience.
You and your pack of goon henchmen running headfirst into every challenge is genuinely as fun as a video game could get.

>>713917058
>Who the fuck would want to do something so absolutely boring
It's not boring, it's the whole point of the game. You wasted your time by refusing to engage with the actual challenge.

>>713916921
>the boss has something else to swing at
Summons can't reliably hold aggro, you'll think you're safe and get shanked. Not to mention aoe.
Unironically I had a much easier time in any of my melee runs without summons compared to with.
They're more helpful with casters, but only for the three hits they can tank.

>>713914545
It's not about making the game as difficult as possible. It's about trying to maintain a fair level of difficulty so that you're challenged without being effortlessly crushed. Wiping the floor with a boss without getting an opportunity to see all their moves and learn how to counter them feels awful, almost like missing content. Likewise, it isn't fun to throw yourself at a boss over and over if you can barely chip away at their health. Sure, there are outliers on either end, the "grind and overlevel onlys" and the "no-hit SL1 speedrunners", but the vast majority of players find a moderate level of difficulty fun. In every Souls game (Sekiro excluded), there are built-in ways to shift that level of difficulty to your liking. That said, if you use too many of these crutches I'm gonna think you're a faggot who refuses to engage with the game on anything but his own terms, and if you manage to pull off an SL1 fists only run or some shit, then I'll just think you're an autistic masochist.

>>713916221
Yes. I agree with your post. I don't use summons, on first play-throughs because it takes away from the game, for me.
They have been a part of the game since day 1.
And there is nothing wrong with using them, if that's how you like to play. But to say that people that don't use them, are innsecure, or deny that they make the game a hell of a lot easier, is just retarded.

>>713917587
Yeah
Pretty much any of the pack of goon type summons are fukkin kino.
The little warscream and diminutive nature of the demihumans makes them exceptional for vibes, but really, any of them are great.
Demihumans are great.
Rats are great.
The, fukkin, whatsit, Nokstella shield guys are great.
Any of the foot soldier summons are pretty good.
There's something fundamentally satisfying about going in with goons at your back, and there's really something feel good about most, or all of the gang surviving to the end, or making ballsy as fuck plays to save a goon from otherwise certain death.

The saddest thing about summons is how few people actually engage with them beyond mimic tear and maybe one of the banished knights before then, they're missing out on how neat they can be.

>>713917784
You waste your time by working hard instead of smart and actually having fun with the sword and sorcery power fantasy the game really is.
You are given way more ways to actually have fun with the game, between spells, incantations, aromatics, physicks, status effects, ashes of war, spirit summons, ect., than there are ways to kill your fun by refusing to interact with any of those, and you somehow manage to do the latter.

If you are inventing difficulty in places where there isn't a lot of it, that is just extremely stupid on your part.
Let the game be difficult where it actually is, instead of trying to dig it up everywhere for absolutely no reason.

No other thread to ask this in. Is Bloodborne working well on emulators? I use a very mediocre PC

>>713918250
Overcoming a challenge IS fun. If you can't understand that, maybe you should fuck off back to skyrim.

>e-peen over a single player game
Baffling behavior.

>"Vegeta? What does the Scanner say about their knowledge level?"

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>713915924
>Angry losers who were filtered by the tutorial bosses

>713916371
>713916821
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>713918250
>Morons

>>713916221
>>713917379
>>713917547
Knowers of wisdom

>>713918902
>Playing a hard game and refusing to engage with the challenge
Retard behavior

>>713918810
Play some aspie shit like Kaizo Mario instead of an epic fantasy game if you just want to do challenge runs instead of engaging with the mechanics the devs programmed into the game for you to have fun with.

>>713915603
And that's not even getting into poise/stagger

>>713919037
You know
Vegeta basically had Nappa as a spirit summon, when you think about it

>>713913318 (OP)
I don't want to fight a shitty MMO raid boss, which is what it feels like when you summon

>>713913318 (OP)
You know what's better than having one of me? Having two of me.

>>713913318 (OP)
https://youtu.be/3FSMUFHhpDo

>>713917309
>someone else
It's you though

>>713917910
You run the risk of not beating the game. If you summon for Orphan, for example, you didn't beat the game.

>>713915207
That just makes her more attractive. I like a confident woman.

>>713915527
>cough syrup fueled fever dream
Yeah....bloodborne

>>713919128
>You have to play extreme masochism torture games, or easy peasy baby games with no challenge and there is nothing in between