cute host edition

Now: Blunderlands 2
Next: Pokemon Red
Later: Paper Mario

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: Not until tomorrow, anon!
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

mignight

see you migmorrow

MIGGERS could be here

>>713913356 (OP)
slag

Miggymiggymiggymiggymiggy

>pic
Thread's getting nuked.

Miggedin

Um, i don't think that's video games

thats a man

You are gonna buy my new game, right /v/?

>Borderlands 2
kill me

>>713913015
I'm not sure if his writing is better or worse than Anthony Burch's shitty writing.

>>713913519
Any Plum sightings yet?

does lipstick like that actually smear on your dick like the hentai shows if you face fuck someone

>>713913682
Why don't you put some on and see?

>>713913661
It's Saturday, Plum.

>>713913356 (OP)
migged

>>713913682
I know it's gross, anon, but you can just watch porn to find out.

Haha! I love the claptrap! He's my favorite character. Is the game for sale? I'd love to purchase many copies for my friends and I. You should do it too. Now.

>you will never play your fav game with your best bud while looking absolutely dapper

I'll be done with this Swimsuit Plum very soon.
Does anybody have a png of the ESA SUMMER logo handy?

>>713913661

>>713913747
Ever since she's become unemployed she's lost all feeling for time :(

There it is again.

>>713913356 (OP)
have they done spyro vortex yet
ive known the girl running that for like 15 years

>>713913821
>borderlands
>favorite game

>>713913356 (OP)
thats a man, right

>>713913783
Don't forget! All your favorite characters are returning in Borderlands 4 releasing in September!!

>>713913783
>RECENT REVIEWS:
Overwhelmingly Negative (9,548)

W H I F F

Did anybody else hear a coin sound?

>>713913834
Battleborn is DEAD

>>713913783
I somehow ended up never playing any Borderlands game, but got a full late-night screening of its movie
thanks for nothing, Robert's Kinoplex reddit movie theme

>>713913871
There is what again?

>>713913873
nvm checked schedule shes on thursday

>>713913937
The haters will apologize for their words and deeds.

This announcer sounds like a qt.

>>713913937
Its just because of the Take Two anti Tos they added. You can just pirate the game and bypass all that shit if you really mind.

>>713913967
I do, but only because I'm playing Mario while watching. Are you too?

>>713913967
meds NOW

>>713913967
Yes but I'm schizophrenic

>>713913967
How long have you been hearing these coin sounds?

I'm in.

>>713913970
>People put up with Borderlands because they like the looter shooter it's attached to
>Anon gets exposed to everything else
Why, anon? Could you not walk out?

Previous thread >>713899478

Man, I do like and kind of miss the borderlands aesthetic, shame the story shit the bed big time. Haven't played since pre-sequel.

>>713914297
You don't understand, once you've endured Ready Player One and Free Guy with another three hundreds of anons online, you're implicitly bound to endure the final stinker of that night with the rest

>>713913832
here (if not grab it here https://esamarathon.com )

Didn't even know ESA was back, did I miss anything good?

>>713914510
Tell me that many laughs were had at its expense, at least...
>>713913832
Bless you

>pokemon red any% glitchless
oh this could be cool, a pokemon run that isn't a race, isn't a randomizer, and wont have the normal GDQ cringe couch
>run by AEtienne
...this is that guy with such a thick french accent that you can't understand a single word he says, right?

>>713914510
aww fuck
did anons do a cringe movie night? when? i fucking hate i missed that

>>713914521
Thank you, anon.

>>713913832
Since you obviously want a transparent icon, have this instead.

>>713914591
Jak and Star Wars was good, the rest uninteresting.

>>713914640
>he can't understand AEtienne

>>713914608
Not at it but at one of the earlier showings- we got to see that leaked Minecraft movie rip with all the greenscreened scenery, props and online casino shilling. It was magical, let me tell you.

>>713913356 (OP)
why does the skinny cuck have a deep rapist voice?
wtf

>>713914640
You're gonna need some louder "french cafe" music

dumping some old backups.

Tales of Borderlands is the only good Borderlands game

is oggy using cheats? going to fast there

>>713914861
That's normal it's just FoV you're seeing things.

>>713914748
Bless up, thank you.

>>713914640
>...this is that guy with such a thick french accent that you can't understand a single word he says, right?
That's part of his charm, mon ami.

I just wish he ran more games besides Pokemon, I adore his taste otherwise

>vomits 30 SMGs

>>713914861
They explained how it works, jump back like 10min to after they killed flynt

How's biz going?

Confirmed. Keizaron will not be at SGDQ, making it the second GDQ in a row he won't be at after his girlfriend cucked him for Ryuk. However he has found a new girlfriend, a hopefully less crazy one.

However Rubie will be at SGDQ, meaning more Rubie screencaps.

>>713913356 (OP)
>donation scam
buy an ad

>>713914591
Started with a good triple-whammy, but after that you could sleep until now

>>713914818

its her its her!
gamer favorite cate blanchett

>1hp

>>713915063
Eh, pant cumstain.

>>713913834
Didn't he make his own Battleborn porn subreddit to compete with Overwatch porn?

BADASS

>>713914958
he "ran" league of legends like three hours ago

>>713915162

>>713914958
He does run a lot of stuff but these marathons seem to go "you get one other game if you run Pokemon" to him.
https://oengus.io/user/aetienne

DID SOMEBODY SAY...

when did yisk get this fucking hot

>>713915103
don't worry, nobody donates to ESA because it's europe focused and europeans are misers

>>713915096
>after his girlfriend cucked him for Ryuk
I'd forgotten all about that shit, lol.

Holy shit he's fast.

ECH

>my wife
Someone is brosnanpilled

>>713915314
looks way better in these older pics with hair >>713915175

i hate fat bitches

lmao, I just realized it's a coop and not a race

>>713915430
Anon, maybe you, too, need eye surgery...

This overlay sucks

>PS5 SSD Upgrade [Any%] by Aeshmah, rebeldragon95, 97ames, Nashlax and DreeGon - #ESAWinter23 also wasn't uploaded to ESA's channel
Well, it's not a speedrun but I guess I should upload that too...

did anyone hear a coin?

>>713915549
Theres alot of dead space and weird placements for sure.

This TinyTim cameo is weird

Why are they wearing suits, again?

>>713915678
TinyTim’s funeral

You now remember the bright as fuck table of ESA 2024

>>713915678

>>713915737
No I don't

it is pissing me off these niggers aren't using abilities

>>713915737
Fun times.

>>713915737
seriously what the fuck were they thinking

>>713915737
/v/ had a melty so loud even ESA realized they had to fix that

>>713915790
Alzheimer's claims another soul.

>>713914846
>copyright
lol

>>713915737
I watched that and have no idea what you're talking about.

>>713915631
if only...

>>713915549
what's wrong with it? can't make the gameplay any bigger without fucking up the aspect ratio and the runner cam is nice and big.

bottom right box has some wasted space, but i wouldn't say the layout is "better" if they just put shit like bigger logos in that space, it would be a wasted box either way. maybe it they just had the schedule preview in the box at all times instead of having it rotating at the bottom, but if other layouts don't have that box then maybe it's better not to fuck with that for consistency

>fps on pc without constant quicksaving
nice

>>713915851
It wasn't just /v/, Josh made a joke about it later.
>>713915862
Intermission music, doesn't affect the video unless they run ads on it idk, I don't have monetization turned on.

>>713915678
ESA's Funeral.

>>713915593
You are obligated to upload this "run" for the culture. Lovare also participated in it and I remember her saying
>Thank you to Double D Black
instead of
>Thank you to WD Black
which is an amazing Freudian slip and deserves to be documented.

>>713915737
i did not watch ESA 2024

>>713915678
they wanna revive that Gentleminion trend from Despicable Me 3

>>713913356 (OP)
What a disgustingly unkempt room

how do you watch this without ads?

>binding shoot to wheel be like

You now remember the high frequency pitch tone of ESA 2024
That only 30% of anons could hear in-stream that was only fixed after anons sent feedback with evidence to ESA staff

>>713915949

>>713915851
Oh yeah when they tossed on a random blanket

>>713915678
because dressing super formally is a haha so funni joke for marathons

>>713915126
is this real?

>>713916015
By living in a third world country.

>>713916045
That was funny, I don't remember if it was an actual technical fuckup that only certain headphone/speaker setups could hear or if it just meant that most people in this thread are too old to hear the high-pitched whine.

>>713916050
Fine work soldier

>>713916075
No, they're all paid actors.

>>713916015
streamlink with luminous-ttv proxy

>>713916045
That wasn't real, you all were trying to gaslight me.

>>713916045
it was a good zoomer filter, anyone over 25 has their cochlea hardened enough that they couldn't heart that shit

>>713916129
It was on their end, meaning lots of anons indeed have fucked up eardrums by now

>>713916184
(it's real nigga!)

>>713915865
>>713915790
>look at table
>table is purple

>>713916045

>>713916251
Did the Halo Reach run just get hate for the tranny on comms? It wasn't S tier but I thought it was good otherwise

>>713916308
Is he coming to this marathon?

>>713916193
But I'm well past 30 and I could hear it so well.. It was pain. You guys just have busted your hearing using headphones whole life, I've only ever used speakers.

>>713916308
>*nods respectfully towards you*

>>713916015
Script with ublock works for me.
https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions

>>713916251
>Halo
>F
Huh? Why?

>>713916359

>>713916329
Of course, you've probably been here a while to know that

>>713916015
Depends on your country and a lot of other bullshit, just try stuff till one works for you.

>>713916068
But it is kinda funny. Like it's their job and they do that for living. Plus it's another way to stick it to GDQ, people at ESA are better looking in general, and even more so in suits. I wish they would bring back mens suits as a casual everyday wear.

>>713916439

>>713916439
Rupee-chan my beloved.

>>713916251
>Halo: Infinite
>easy mode FPS run of a game that's dog shit for speedrunning
>chokes everywhere
>technical difficulties everywhere
>run by a tranny
>D
The ESA bonus is so painfully real. That run was irredeemable and no one should even consider watching it.

>>713916439
The beautiful glow...

Are you guys ready for some Pokegirl posting after this?

>>713916512
GDQ don't even allow hats never mind suits

where the fuck is yisk's hair...

>>713916361
Don't think so. No fumos spotted either so far.

>>713916645
He forgot it home.

>>713916645
He had a run in with a barber and was told to buzz off.

>>713916512
The European marathons tend to have older runners, a lot of which seem to be functional human beings who have running as a secondary thing.

Meanwhile GDQ seems to be more streamers who run stuff, which is why you get a lot of the "I never played this casually" showing off over there.

>>713916634
There's a difference between wearing a hat and constantly trying to hog the seats for the audience cam for years to be an annoying attention whore and basing your entire personality around it to the point literally no one else wanted to try and be around this annoying hag, the autistic predator, or the barafaggot diaperfurry

>>713916439

>>713916645
The majestic Swede has moulted and now only wears his thin summer coat

>>713916645
He enlisted for war with Russia. These are his last days at home before being sent to the trenches.

>>713916812

>>713916439
>>713916812
Forgot Filename

>>713916645
ESA has made some cut backs this year and couldn't affort to render his hair.

>>713916898
Yup.

>>713916645
It allows him to perform the shower skip more often.

>>713916045
Speaking of hearing shit others couldn't, one of the oddest is Auditory Pareidolia. Anybody get this shit?
>laying in bed at night
>can hear what sounds like a quiet radio in another room you can barely hear
>for me it sounds like a talk show between two people but can;t make out what they're saying, or music
>there is no radio
Shits weird and supposedly fairly common. Heard for some they hear somebody call their name.
Sounds totally lucking schizo.

>>713916125
nope
YT started to show fucking lebanese ads on mexican youtube for some reason.
no even subs

bro are you fucking serious, jewtube wants my fucking ID to upload more videos in a day.

>>713913491
Why?

>>713917001
Ee-yup

>>713916898

>>713916045
The greatest example of schizos sharing hallucinations

>>713917049
>Auditory pareidolia is the phenomenon where the brain perceives familiar sounds, like words or music, from random, often static, background noise. It's a type of illusion where the brain misinterprets real sounds, rather than being a true hallucination. This occurs because the brain is constantly searching for patterns and meaning in the world around us
Jesas, that's just basically brain overthinking too much things and not resting.

>>713917176
That’s the holohoax

>>713916864
>>713916898

>>713916806
>his annoying hag, the autistic predator, or the barafaggot diaperfurry
i need some context

ASM when?

>>713917049
happened to me and the doctor put me on pills but now my dick barely works

>>713917178
So this is why I keep hearing air raid sirens.

>>713916512
>Plus it's another way to stick it to GDQ
nigga, people have been doing the suit thing at GDQ for a decade. you people aren't seriously new enough to think this is the first run to ever do this, right?

>>713917137
Someone post the drawing. That run was a fever dream

>>713917178
>Heard for some they hear somebody call their name.
Sounds totally lucking schizo.
Can confirm. Freaks me the fuck out every time.

>gdq will be in less than two days after esa ends.
shit better use more vacation days then

>>713917372

>>713917293
>the little ones have little guitars
holy kek

>>713917403
>less than two days after esa ends
it literally starts the next day, less than 24 hours between the end of ESA and start of SGDQ

>>713917137

What was going on here? Did he point out that trannies are not welcome or was lovare showing her knockers and smelly vaj?

>>713917332
14th July.
https://horaro.org/asm2025/schedule

>>713917049
>Heard for some they hear somebody call their name.
I've had that when I've been asleep or mostly asleep, never bought it being anything other than brains doing dreaming shit.

In absolute shambles

>>713917137

>>713915417
eh he looks older now, i think that helps

KEK

>>713917519
21 hour ff14 speedrun and donos kept fucking with them, but he was just a complete ass about everything. at some point metako just starts doing random shit just to annoy him like ERPing in public chat with some random player

>>713917537
Which also overlaps with Dogwater a bit.
https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25

RUH ROH

>>713917137
four person FF14 coop run, it was like a 10 hour long run on stream 2

guy in pink and asian guy on left aren't the actual runners, just guys from the crowd filling in briefly as a joke. guy standing up is one of the runners and was a massive sperg complaining about the performance of the other runners the whole time. pink guy decides he's had enough and leo (runner on the far right) is basically begging him not to leave because he doesn't want to have to sit next to the sperg again

>>713917519
He was yelling about doing something in the game "correctly" because he had the record in something or other and kept announcing this constantly. The other runners were clearly tired of his shit by the 8 hour mark. Out of 24.

CHOKE

how are they doing that gun pinata?
amazing the game hasn't crashed due to all those guns

>>713917614
Yeah I wouldn't worry about it, it's just your brain getting ready for sleep so it sometimes sounds like I'm in your house calling your name

>>713917753
oops meant to quote >>713917519

>>713916361
yes he is

>>713917537
>>713917719
Fucking hell. July is stacked.

>>713917695
That wasn't some random player, that was the chick with the world record for the run they were doing, who the German dude was obsessively going on about earlier in the run.

She paid the dude no mind at all and beelined for Metako.

>>713917115
Mh-mm.

The ancient scrolls. What do they say?

RUH ROH

>>713917845
oh thats right. it was tough to remember all the crazy shit that run.

Biz status?

>>713917330
>annoying hag
Bitch in the tweet that would almost always be front and center in the GDQ audience cam with a floppy hat. She was one of the few bioholes that would also help with the Fatale events and dono read a few times. I don't remember if there was a specific incident that had management tell her to fuck off with the hats but she spent the rest of the event being a petty bitch over how she was going to wear this hat but couldn't anymore.
>autistic predator
wolfman2000 / dance dad (pic related)
He would also always sit front and center in the audience cam stimming. He gave someone the ick and management banned him.
>barafaggot diaperfurry
Some pokephile rockruff faggot that tried to be an audience cam attention whore. I don't remember if there was any reason for him to stop but I think it was simply just GDQs having online only runs for a while swayed him from attending again.
I just vaguely remember some cringe tweets from him but I'm still annoyed from seeing that faggot front and center constantly looking like he reeks of piss.

>>713918015
Schizophrenic

>>713917856
>You know, sometimes I just tune into marathons to see if there's any cute girls in the audience. Must be nice, sitting next to a cute gamer girl.

>>713917845
Ah that's Habekeinename, he is also the guy who creeped out Lovare and was sat down in a room with him (source: he told me himself at Winter ESA 2024).

>>713917519
The donations could donate five dollars or ten dollars or something and request the runners do something for five minutes, like not be allowed to use the space bar, or have to switch their right and left hands on the keyboard and mouse, or turn their display upside down, etc, something funny but not run destroying. At one point a donation told two of them to swap with audience members. Loudmouth there was barking out complaints about how they were playing, he was like that the whole run, just never shut up.

Borderlands 2 guns were so goddamn shit.

>>713917963
THE SACRED TEXTS

I'm working on a TTS mod while watching this. ChatGPT is really good for bitch work and cleaning Lua up. What used to require a Python script from me to convert IDs, sort them by groups, then alphabetize is now done instantly. Future's looking bright.

>ESA now
>GDQ literally the day after ESA ends
>ASM two days after GDQ ends
>3 weeks of speedruns
fuck yeah

>>713918115
Makes sense why nobody was sat with him during that one solo stream 2 run of his.

This Norwegian guy is so cringe, you aren't pewdiepie bro

>>713917840
I'm gonna be a dry husk when it's over.

>>713918214
It sucked that they removed revolvers and made stuff like the Skullmasher be a hell of a lot more lame than the first game.
>>713918263
Dogwater too.

Yisk looks perpetually stoned

>>713918054
thats some lame drama, but thanks

Ï really need to get a suit

>>713913356 (OP)
>pronouns
Why do these troonathons all have them now?

>>713918263
>trying to drink less but it’s the perfect excuse
Reeeeee

I had to walk my dog, what did i miss in the last hour?

>>713918416
The most boring Borderlands.

I'm excited for dogwater runs
Any more domestic dispute and hours long drinking runs in store?

i've got 3000 hrs on bl2 but even i coudn't give a shit about this

>>713918475
Guess it was a good timing. Thanks.

>>713918365

>>713918416
choking

>>713918501

I heard it again

>>713918501
There's a fair bit of Kevin, Pete and Joe so it should be pretty great.

>>713918653
heard what?

>>713918558
When you're running the duping exploits to that amount it does get pretty boring, though I don't think glitchless would be the answer either.

>>713918416
your gacha's Steam release lmao

>>713918793
you know exactly what

>comfy Aetienne Pokemon Red run next

>>713918015
You know what, anon? Sometimes I think you're the only guy who has it all figured out

>boring Borderlands
>Pokemon up next
Imma tap out.

>>713918164
Also one anon donated to move Metako to the German dude's machine and the German dude as far away as possible so that he couldn't see Metako fucking with his skillbars, and it was driving him up the fucking wall.

>>713918932
That seems correct too i guess.
And even funny you cheeky cunt.

>>713918740
Dogwater is the best thing to ever happen to the speedrunning world. Make sure you have money for donos, boys

what are you guys playing while watching/listening?

I wish we could delete pokemon games from all speedrun events for the rest of time. They are always boring as fuck to watch, have no good tech, and none of the runners are charismatic in the slightest. Also probably the biggest proportion of chokes of any game series

>>713919187

>>713919187
But I like Aetienne.. I agree otherwise.

>>713919187
This but all NG+ Easiest Difficulty walking simulator runs.

>>713919153
Fire emblem fates conquest and mgs1

>>713918164
I donated for something but I can't recall what, I think it was something irksome like only using one finger on each hand to play the game.

>>713919187
>They are always boring as fuck to watch, have no good tech, and none of the runners are charismatic in the slightest. Also probably the biggest proportion of chokes of any game series
Yu-gi-oh forbidden memories is a thing that exists, Anon. You realize that right?

>>713919153
I finished rune factory and i'm looking for something else to play now.

getting comfy with the host right now, don't expect her on stream for a bit

>>713919149

>>713919153
I'm proofreading some manga before posting it on /a/.

>>713919426
>her

>>713919187
To be fair, you need an extremely high IQ to enjoy pokemon runs.

>>713919354
Yeah that's equally as shit. But it's one game that is rarely played at these events, not a whole series usually having at least one played every single day of every event.

>>713919426
Put a child in her, anon. For all of us here.

>>713919153
Just the commentary. I'll probably play something else over the Pokemon run. Probably Himemiya Rie's recent korean karaoke

>>713919149
When is Dogwater?

>>713919525
i did my part, up to the swimmers now

>Edenal really thought delaying ESA for a year would cause everyone to flood back and throw money at the event
>Made these crazy high incentives and bonus game goals

>>713919492
Claude jeet sloppers would enjoy that, right I forgot
>>713919426
English rose

>>713919187
Only Pokemon "speedrun" content worth having on is Werster spewing profanity at Emerald Battle Factory.

>>713919605
>8 hours in
>barely $2k raised
euros don't donate, so any euro-centric event that relies on donations is screwed

>>713919516
It's played every event. There's a run of it on ESA tomorrow. Thankfully they'll have two streams up, so you get a choice of Uncharted or Yugioh.

>>713919592
July 18th, 3 days

trannyfrei event?

>>713919750

>>713914510
>Free Guy
doesn't belong alongside RPO and Borderlands the Movie. It's just kind of mediocre, not a hot pile of steaming shite.

>>713919426
Save a chair for me

>>713919592
https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25

>>713917537
oh baby

Pussy so good he even slaves his daughter for accidentally killing her.

>>713919153
FF7

>>713920126
I cannot wait for 10 hours of syo and FFX.

thread is ded, RIP ESA

>>713920519
Boring game and Pokemon next.

>>713905303
>>713905398
Here's Summer Plum! Multiple versions.
Safer posting version: https://files.catbox.moe/qcs6cr.png
https://files.catbox.moe/sjkg9r.png
https://files.catbox.moe/isx9a8.png
https://files.catbox.moe/adt1pt.png

Doing the leis was a mistake, that took forever.

It's Borderlands

>>713920519
i blame this shitty meme game

>>713920126
holy based

>>713913356 (OP)
>ESA Marathon
What? Didn't they say last summer that ESA was over?

do you find this humor enjoyable?

>>713919153
css surf

>>713920612
Oops, forgot the preview crop.

>>713918073
>Bill, with your luck you’ll end up sitting next to Ashewyn code name ‘Delta-9' and she's no gamer girl, she’s a sleeper agent planted by Games Done Quick to recruit unsuspecting ESA viewers into their transvestite mind control cult. I read it on a Swedish IRC channel they run it like a Swiss watch made of Mountain Dew and deception.

>>713920612
Nice desune

>>713920652
No, only shitposters here said that. They spelled it out repeatedly they were just skipping events until Summer '25

>>713920612
wew lads

>>713919153
death stranding 2

>>713920612
Nice Plums, Anon. Is there a naked version?

the game is like 1/4 of the stream size, this feels fucking stupid

>>713920612
based

>>713920612
Alola, summer is truly here!

>>713920612
Now that's some good fucking Plum.

>>713920612
thanks lad

>>713920612
ok where is the one with no coconut and no lei

>>713920612

>>713920762
If you guys want one I can whip up an extra edit.

>>713920612
fat

>borderlands
>pokemon
>mario

>>713920965
That's what your mind's eye is for. The outfit leaves it to the imagination.

>>713919187
>>713919235
>>713919492
Claude threads were kino

>>713920612
>chub
Regrettable, but I've never seen a witch. I'm likely prejudiced.

>>713920984
no thanks

>>713920652
They said it was on a hiatus, but they pulled an ending video that really made it seemed like they were quitting because they wanted to scrape together some sympathy.

>>713920612
HERE
COMES
PLUM

>>713920612

Just spermed.

>monday
>6 hours of ff7
>5 hours of dragon quest
well at least there's stream two
>6 hours of ff7 rebirth
unironically wtf were they thinking

>>713920652
Clearly they did not, because you are watching the marathon right now.

>>713920984
Up to you. If you do, cool, I won't say no. If not, we've still got four Plums.

>>713921152
Typical attention whoring behavior.

>>713921110
>>713920994
Meat is good

Charisma vacuum. This ‘thon could really use some SpikeVegeta

I'm here
suggest something to draw

>>713921347
old spike, sure
current spike is just an empty shell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMbwEAPc2aU

>>713920612
>plum is still a thing

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
estimatebros??

>>713921443
Plum shooting Claptrap.
Or beating him or something.

>>713919750
>the clip of him landing a Fissure only for it to get Sash+Countered was lost to time
fuck twitch

SAY IT WITH ME

>>713921443
bedtime plum

>>713921443
plum doing a co-op run at ESA but player 2 is also plum but with a different color palette

>>713921262

>>713921443
Plum declares war on the Playstation Nation.

SAY IT
WITH
ME

>>713921443
Plum walking into a shoddy thrown together marathon with an ESA 2025 banner going "The fuck happened here?"

>>713921443
I don't know, but have an emotional support (You)

>>713921443
plum riding a vespa

>>713919187
this but sadly pokenerds always donate big money during those runs so they're a permanent fixture at big speedrunning events

>>713921306
Good goy.

>>713921443
Plum being homeless.
No lewd implications, please.

ALL MY NIGGAS HATE ESTIMATES

>>713921262
i for one am excited for the SIXTEEN hour ff9 run!

>OVER
>ESTIMATE
make the pain stop

>>713921443
Plum eating two juicy fat plums, holding them above her head with hand

>>713921279
Pretty much yeah, they ending on a shot of Edenal's lanyard hung up on a pole with somber music and some other shit, all because he got shat on for mismanaging the event.

He obviously didn't quit, and even had to immediately tell people he wasn't quitting (not that he ever would, that would be admitting he's shit at it).

>>713921443
A cute Summer Plum to perfectly balance the Horni Summer Plum

>yisk
that's the cyberpunk guy, right?

>>713921751
And EyeToy and many others

Everyone should draw their own Plum. That's how we ended up with that compilation of all the good and good Plums.

>GDQ get embarrassed by over estimates and try to hide it and gaslight the community
>ESA take it on the chin

>>713921828
Week only started, well technically new week hasn't started even now

>>713921751
And Astral Chain, and the PS Eyetoy, and basically any single game you can think of. He runs a lot of things and I imagine they're social events for him, a good excuse to crack jokes and meet people

>>713921910
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

>>713913356 (OP)
heard big jon failed to show up again, why haven't they banned him from submitting

What were the other wacky Edenal ideas that DasPharaoh revealed when she had enough and left? The only one I remember is that he was gonna have Chat GPT do the schedule

wtf is that gun

It's over estimate guys .......

>dq11 monday
Is it arc1 + 2?

>>713922057
good. he's a shithead who tried to milk a death in the family for a quick buck

>>713922070
>when your firing cone is a firing sphere

>>713922070
They abuse some shit to give them infinite ammo, then use a gun that fires as fast as you press shoot while binding shoot to the mousewheel.

>>713915851
>>713916051
This was the first ESA where shit felt off for me

>>713922058
You'd have to dig through the old threads to find her pastebin post but I think she said something about them wanting to run a ton of themed events, and some shit about constantly purging entire teams of staff.

>>713922168
honestly every single marathon should ban him from submitting

Rate Borderlands semi trainwreck

any cute bears so far? just got here

>>713921691
i know the gif you're referencing but i cant find it for the life of me

>>713922312
C

>>713922312
C it was above average but not great. lost a point for over estimate.

>>713922312
C

>>713921443
Plum gambling at a fruit machine

>>713922312
B, Overestimate, but at least they tried to keep it entertaining

>>713921910
NSG really rolled with the memes for going over estimate.

>>713922312
D

>>713922335
chartfag hasn't posted himself yet

>>713922312
C+

>>713922335
Just the chart anon.

>>713922312
C

>>713922312
C

>>713922312
C for Choke

PHWOAR

>>713922312
A
for amusing

>>713922312
I'm doin' him a C

>>713922352
This? It inspired my mind yeah.

>>713922312
S, a thoroughly entertaining trainwreck, would watch again

Time for 2 hours of pipi-pipi-pipi-pipi-pipi...

>fixes her mic
they're definitely fucking

how cozy are the threads? Isn't sgdq coming up soon?

>>713922312
C for overestimate but it was a B for tech.

Chloads is a cute slampiggu

>>713922312
C boring

Rate/Compare their new biofem to the old one. Have they upgraded or downgraded?

>>713922058
>>713922246
https://pastebin.com/NGSNeFT6

>>713922536
Sidegrade

>>713922506
cute slam piggies are a gift from heaven

>>713922495
next week

>>713922536
Upgrade in cuteness and doesn't seem as attentionwhory

>>713922536
Physical downgrade, personality upgrade

god I love short little autistic asians with fat knockers

FUCK

>>713922457

>>713922429
she's a fucking womanlet, is she 140 or what

>>713922620
>doesn't seem as attentionwhory
Yet.
Lovare wasn't either before you spoiled her with attention.

cu l8r never watching pokemon runs

>>713922429
she should really get contacts

>>713922398
>>713922386

gotta skip 'em all
pokemon

>>713922536
Too early to tell

>>713922742
she isn't that short, maybe 5'0. I'm 6'6 and I dated a 4'10 girl for a while

>>713922429
I regret to inform you fellas, absolutely would.
>>713922312
C

>maybe stick to commentary next time

>>713922836
nah bro, her glasses are cute. I have never dated a woman with glasses but I would take her out for a nice dinner

>>713922742
140 lbs or cms
Probably both in actuality

Staratur, don't let this go to your head like a colossal faggot, but you know how to make the intermissions funny, cheers

>>713922854

>>713922429
erm
w-who is she?

>>713923009
fairies a cute

sex music in the background

>>713923009
based

>>713922854
>>713922948
>normies in my speedrunning thread
disgusting

>>713922971
Kind of already did, him and his brother made ESA Legends a lot better than it would have been, so they got shoved into presenting when most other people fucked off.

>>713923061
Love this song always

>>713923009
I wish I could enjoy life as much as you, stickman anon

>>713923152
jej

>>713922836
Why? She looks adorable with glasses.

>>713923079
don't worry anon I assure you that I have been on 4chan for far longer than you have

>1600 viewers
it's dead, jim

The setup here looks good compared to gdq using a fuck huge audience haul and some projector screens. I guess because the room is smaller

>>713923110
Him and Mizzow did a good job last Summer, they were good at dono baiting without being obnoxious

>>713922786
>he doesn't do a yearly watch of AGDQ 2013 Bonus Stream - Pokemon Fire Red Round 2 Speedrun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEyixAAGvF0
Thank you for reminding me.

>>713920612
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Thanks drawfag, looks great.

I want to play with her chlods

>still doing this shitty interview
how do they need this much stall time? braindead tech team or is every estimate padded to shit?

My god these commentators get worse every event.

>>713923209
Did I call you a newfag, retard?
No, I didn't. Learn how to read before posting, please.

The new biofem looks like a cut of fuckable meat. Just wondering if she fat.

>she's 31
what the fuck she looks like she's in her 40s or 50s

>>713905398
>>713905303
you two have good taste, it gave us this beauty. >>713920612

>>713923334
They said they were ahead of schedule a lot already so this one overestimate run and interview is fixing it a bit

ain't no way this woman is 31
she looks like late 40s or even mid 50s

>>713923220
Honestly by the end I was pretty tied of them, they were just infinitely more tolerable than fucking Skemny.

>>713923376
lol I thought the same
crazy how people age fast nowadays

WE
GOT
POKEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>713923376
>>713923427
Bri'ish genes, innit?

>>713923310
Thanks. And thanks everyone.
More swimsuit Plum later. Monokini next probably.
Or maybe something cute instead to balance it out. Need to look at the schedule and pick a game to base it on.

>>713923376
>>713923427
anons... she looks above average for 31 with no makeup

>>713923394
OH NONONON AHAAAAAA

My Dad spent his career being punched in the head. Somehow, he got Alzheimer's. Scientists don't know why...

just euthanize the guy if he's old with alzheimers
i don't know why this is so hard

>>713923352
No, she's all muscle.

TWO(2) fucking frog fags
+
pokemans

oh it's a "glitchless" run

>only 2 runs I care about are by a frog
AaaahahhahahabbaaaAAAAAAHAHHAHHAAAAaahhahahahhaa

LOOK GUYS POKEMON IS ON

Where is the French Cafe music? I need immediate deployment

>>713922971
>>713923110
>>713923435
What you mean you don't miss the FUNNIEST host ever!?

>pokemon run
>not just that but a Frenchman running it
I couldn't imagine a worse situation than what we are in currently

>more french accents

>>713923394
>trans rights are human rights
Yeah, no shit. What else they would be? Animal rights?

>>713923554
Rosa when she sees my dongmon

>>713923489
I guess doing crack is normal nowadays

No new thread you fucktards or is this just a GDQ thing?

>>713923051
I WANT A FUCKING ANSWER please

>>713923484
I made the monokini request and while it does need more art, please make whatever you get inspired by.

>timeloss already
Ahahahaha

>>713923427
She's 24 lol

>>713923484
please tell me you have an account on somewhere I can follow you

>>713923514
he's only 50

HOWSBIZ?

HowsBiz off to a great adventure

>wake up
>Pokémon Red

yiskGAWDS

FUCK YES

GET DRUNK AND HIGH TO FORGET TEH TRAUMA BETWEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR THE FIRST TIME AND NOW.

>pokemon
>time for the zoophiles and other coomers to spam the thread for 2 hours
Bye

Put on the french music

>>713923673
>not naming the rival 'Goin'
booo

>>713920612
Peak as always. Keep up the good work.

>>713920612
>areolae and pubes slip
you are a man of extreme culture

Time to break out the baguettes and smelly cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkjlYxUf4-M

>>713923710
I'm in

I like Aetienne but when you have TWO frenchies with their heavy accents together, oh merde I can't understand shit

>French and Scottish
The alliance of evil.

>HowsBiz
oh god

>>713923647
Chlods.

pokemon speedruns suckkkkkkkkkk

>>713923713
I gotchu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhGCvI6iKDg

how do i turn on the closed captions?

>>713923618
they are cattle after all

RPGs need to be banned from marathons

>>713923825
Two hours of filtering the fuck out of Americans.

>this shit was lingua franca once
God I love being born after the Pax Brittanica

>>713923884
trvke

>French

>>713923795
>>713923840
put this on and have it a volume where it drowns out the game music, but you can still hear them

>>713923909
I like girls with french accents tho

hon hon hon madam
voulez vous piser sur mon visage

>>713923884
Every game is a RPG

WHENS SUSAN

This shit is an F I'd rather watch keizaron. Boring and the accents are annoying

How old is Aetienne? Dude hasn't changed one bit in 10 years

>HowsBiz is SO SLOW
hahaha

>>713923830
That did not help

>>713923847
Can't since they're not provided
Has to be put on by the streamer

>>713923647
chlods.bsky.social

>>713923484
You should save the lewds for the end to send off ESA with and in case you get janny'd for posting them, draw some funny or cute stuff.
>game to base it on
Tetris, draw Plum's fat body stuck between Tetris bricks trying to get out before an L drops on her.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories, Plum's betting clothes instead of star chips.

Battletoads, Plum is in a skimpy outfit beating anons up.

Mort the Chicken, Plum is kidnapping Mort and running away while the chicks chase her (like when you pick up a chicken in Zelda)

Paper Mario, 2D Plum and her squad in a colorful 2D world

Spyro burning Plum's clothes off

NOLF2, Plum dressed up as a super spy

Spiderman, Plum got caught cosplaying as Spiderman

Deus Ex, Plum is a cybernetic agent

Hitman, Plum killed someone by making them choke on a plum they were eating

Tomb Raider, Plum's fat ass in Lara's clothes doing some tomb exploring

Vib-Ribbon, wireframe Plum

Skate 2, Plum's a skatergirl

guys, we can't bully the french anymore now that they just put out GOTY

>>713924127
Onirism?

>>713923757
Thanks, I needed this to survive the run

>>713924127
Wrong, now we must bully them to ensure they don't try to conquer us again

>>713924048
35

>>713924176
BASED

>>713924126
>Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories
Does that one come with Dark Magican Girl?
DMG Plum would be peak cute.

>>713913356 (OP)
thats a man, literal corssdresser in a wig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhGCvI6iKDg

>>713924123
>in a wheelchair
>but still dances while standing up

erm

My ears don't even register them as words
It's just an abstract ASMR for 2 hours

>>713924127
They still deserve bullying after the trannylympics

>>713924234
proof?

>>713924127
qte mashers can't be goty, silly

>>713924265
heh

>>713924048
No idea, saved this in 2018

>>713923757
never forget

If you want good French shit play clair obscur e33 do not watch this run

>>713924265
kek

>>713924302
Same. Can't wait for 6 hours of french in DQ11

>>713924368
I’ll pass.

>>713924341
Where are the qtes? I missed those
Is sekiro a qte game now?

>>713924368
Needs more accordion or it's not le french

>>713923909
This is how fantasy noble knights should appropriately talk like.

someone post the webm of aetienne knocking down some nigga

>ads
What fucking adblock works on this shithole of a website!?

>>713924518

>>713924493
Thankfully fiction can fix reality's mistakes.

>>713924227
DMG isn't in FM.

>>713924368
It's too bleak and whiny.
Real life French people are more cheerful than that.

>>713924493
they do in Total War Warhammer

>we need to go fight broke

>forgot it starts today
>tune in
>pokemon
>2h estimate

>>713924453
>noooo that dodge mashing sequence during turnbased combat is not qte at all!!!

>>713924558
What did that guy do? Put red wine in the fridge?

>>713924618
Le feerst chanpion

>>713924550
https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions
Use the proxy or video-swap-new if you don't want to connect to chang.

>>713924639
It's not, where's the "press rb now" pop-up?
It's also not mashing if you are good at it, much like sekiro

>>713924608
Shouldn't they talk German in Warhammer though?

>>713924774
>it doesn't count becau-ACK

>>713924479
>It's a French level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akplrzf5CkE

>>713924493
FYI eslbro
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/55672/is-it-what-it-looks-like-or-how-it-looks-like

>Gen 1 miss is a bug
Kill all gen5 niggers

>>713924630
still faster then keizaron

Remind me, why did America drop the bomb in Japan and not in France?

>>713924783
not the Bretonnian faction

>>713924774
whenever you use a skill it pops up a bubble that tells you to press A. you guys suck games off till oxygen is deprived from your brain

>>713924743
I had Twitch Adblock installed. It has a proxy feature, so I'll try that first. I don't even use this godawful website. I just get enraged when I see an ad

>>713924934
Japan touched our boats.

>massive lightning storm outside in Florida
>French cafe music
>Pokemon run with unintelligible French runner
comfy times

>ze ding ding apening fasta
this is gonna be painful

>>713924967
Yeah those are skills anon was talking about dodges (which don't have those)
How else would you know which button to press during the skill? It changes depending on what you use

>>713924662
..if you don't finish your bottle then yes you do put it in fridge

>>713924934
japoids needed to be taught a lesson

Why the angry bunny looking at me every time?

>>713924991
Maybe trying to play both side off against each other for profit wasn't America's best move.

>>713921443
something about plum not even buying/owning her own game

>>713925042
>unintelligible French runner
Oh, I thought it was me

>>713925042
I'm jelly. Pretty rare to have lightning storms here.

>>713925042
>about to go grab my Pub sub for dinner
>see this post
Get out of my walls

>>713925061
PIPI! PIPI! PIPI! PIPI! PIPI! PIPI!

>>713924418
Midnight hours longform rpg french kino. Only way to improve it would be relocating it to stream2.

>the way Aetienne says 'bubblebeam'

>>713925042
>massive lightning storm outside in Florida
That's extremely comfy.

>>713924912
true, true..

>>713925069
>not finishing the bottle
??
It's 4 glasses. You only drink in company, that's only 2 glasses or less per person. There's never a reason not to finish it.

>>713925063
It's always the same button for skills, though. Dodge/Parry is the one that changes per enemy attack.

hurry up and make a new thread

or else...

>>713925042
>unintelligible French runner
Wait, you fucks really can't understand English in a non-American accent?

I thought it was just a meme.

>>713925189
Still better than some random youtube guy pronouncing 'Ape Escape' as literally "APE ESCAPE" instead of "Eip Esceip"

>>713925139
too many floridafags in one thread I was thinking of getting one until the rain started, fucking afternoon storms

>>713925042
Where you at? Just started thundering here.

>TM Slave
WHOA, you can't say that anymore.

>>713925242
>You only drink in company
Oh, right, ha ha

>>713924934
Because we needed anime to save civilisation 70 years later

>>713925259
If I concentrate I can get around 90% of what he says. But what's the fun in that?

>>713925259
As an ESL, his pronunciation is easier to understand than some England accents.

Fresh baked Misty

>>713925343
>>713925343

How the hell did I play 150 hours of this as a kid? Just green and red everything, on that murky GBC screen. Gold and Silver have quite a pleasant colour palette but Red/Blue are rough.

>>713925317
Yeah, you have to call them a HM whore.

>>713925364
She was only fucking 9 you piece of shit!

Also is the 4chan captcha shitting itself again for anyone else?

>>713925414
It is.
>t. comfy phoneposter in bed

>>713925382
It was new and fresh as a kid.
I still love the sprites for the first games compared to later ones. There's something intimidating about the evolved or powerful ones that gets lost in later generations due to the intense shading.

>>713925467
It was, but it must have been real hard on the eyes. Even at the same time I had Link's Awakening DX which was fully coloured, whereas Red/Blue only got that cursory green colouring.

>>713925382
I presume you were in the same situation as me
a combination of not owning many games, and not having played enough to develop standards. I was pretty content just messing around in pogeymon back then alone or with friends. I dont even remember what I used to do, but I was always up to something
I guess it's like playing with action figures, you make up scenarios and play with what you have
don't forget the lack of backlight, couldn't see shit
>>713925414
yes, this is GDQ trying to kill ESA

>>713925625
Yeah I guess so. I had like six Gameboy games in total the entire time I had it, and I played it a lot.

Too many floridians here (people that can't suffer and live in paradise)

>>713922536
>biofem
You mean 'female' or 'woman'? Trannies aren't either of those, no need to distinguish.