Thread 713916582

wooo

>>713916582 (OP)
This is the best game ever made

>>713916582 (OP)
>what if it was PURPLE?

>>713916582 (OP)
So retro

>>713916582 (OP)
>leaves the 1-up, the flower, the star
>leaves all the coin boxes alone, save for a few
>400 point flag
The person playing this god awful.

>>713918754
Beat the level, didn't I? Don't see you doing any better, pussy.

wtf is this filter? some retrorarch shit?

>>713916582 (OP)
You ever think about just how many lives that first 1-1 goomba has taken? It's probably a lot.

the sound effects make the game

>>713916582 (OP)
>there's fat 35 year old manchildren out there getting mad at this webm because someone isn't playing some shitty platformer from the 80s "the optimal way"

>>713919094
He’s lost more than he’s ever won

>>713916582 (OP)
Let me guess, you "need" more?

>>713916582 (OP)
>doesn't use run button at all
>bumps into pipes
>misses the 1-up
>misses all fire flowers and star

Not even the much appreciated scan lines will quench my anger.

>>713919094

The one between the pipes after him made a long-running youtube channel.

>>713920878
>>misses the 1-up
>>misses all fire flowers and star
It's a 1CC run, don't need those 1-ups and the power ups are pointless?

>>713916582 (OP)
>1 minute to finish a level
Boomers really thought something this short was worth $60.

>>713916582 (OP)
Maybe I'm just getting older, but watching this makes me realize why this game was so popular when it came out. It's interactive, despite how simple it is. The mushrooms react to being hit by your jumps from underneath blocks, you can kick or hold koopa shells, varying jump heights, running, going down secret pipes, being able to destroy blocks when transformed. Dare I say, it's brilliant for the time.
>>713920878
Pick up a dictionary, ESL.

>>713916582 (OP)
This is the demo footage that plays when you idle on the start screen. It's bad intentionally, to demonstrate the game, and I find it funny that autists are seething over it.

>>713921204
you can’t hold the shells in mario 1

>>713921204
yeah you're right, I never thought of it that way

>>713920878
You mean a thesaurus, wise guy.

>>713921204
You mean a thesaurus, wise guy.

>>713916582 (OP)
I prefer the anime girl getting big tits and being happy

>>713916582 (OP)
Please stop posting content like this on /v/. This board is for culture wars and steam charts, you are extremely off topic.

>>713916582 (OP)
Disgusting filter looks ZERO% like a crt image

>>713922737
>mfw every time I post a screenshot of my games people tell me it looks like shit

>mfw it's the raw capture from the system or window capture with no filters

>>713923536
>>mfw it's the raw capture from the system or window capture with no filters
Which one is it
This >>713916582 (OP) webm is not raw capture straight from an nes

i've seen worse

>>713923969
It's either depending what I'm playing?
If I have my NES plugged in or if I'm playing a game on the computer?

>>713916582 (OP)
>>713921204
I didn't even realize it until now but the three pipes in the beginning subtly teach you about the varying jump heights.
This game is brilliant.

>>713924447
What does the first pit do?

>>713916582 (OP)
What's wrong with you, son? You're not going to break any records playing like that! Did you press the B button even once?

>>713924958
Be aware that you will need to jump not to just avoid enemies and obstacle but also death. And THEN you have another slightly bigger pit that forces you to prolong your jump. Note before the first pit, they put another tall pipe right after the first one for varying jumps that makes you long jump again just to ingrain the concept of jumping long in your moveset. Man... this shit really is elegant.

>>713924958
Introduce the idea of a death pit, as well as the idea that you can't just hold right and then jump when you run into something. Both of these at the beginning, so you can quickly get back to it if you're a retard who can't quickly understand these two things.

post the sakuya one

oh yeah? check THIS out

>>713925767
whoa, he's fast!

>>713925767
this guy FUCKS

>>713925767
that invincibility trick is kinda... lame

>>713918754
The points are literally pointless. There's zero reason to get the fireworks at the flag at the end of each level.

>>713921032
shame he lost his channel over covid "misinformation"

>>713927642
1:14 gets me every time

>>713917591
It's quite literally perfect

>>713916582 (OP)
>people paid $50 for shitty game like this back then
kek

It was all downhill from here

>>713928375
t. woman

>>713916582 (OP)
Yeah, Sonic fucking won the 90's rivalry.

This was the first video game ever. Wow. Let that sink in.

You ever look at games from the mid-70s, how they were single screens with simple white sprites? And then they started adding really simple colors with games like Breakout and Space Invaders. Donkey Kong hits in 1981 and it looks vibrant compared to all the shitty ports that come after, especially compared to anything on the Atari 2600. The ZX Spectrum in 1982 uses CMYK colors but looks primitive.

And then in 1985, Super Mario Bros. looks insane with its smooth scrolling screen, fully-colored backgrounds jump physics, momentum, and different palettes between stages. It looks gorgeous. And then you have the original Zelda the year after with its overhead open world and deep gameplay, truly a sandbox. The Famicom came out in 1983 and it had a game like Battletoads in 1991 and Kirby's Adventure in 1993. It's truly amazing what they were able to get out of it compared to the beginning with its crunched arcade ports.