>>713916758 (OP)I thought when they said "shover" they meant some gigachad shoving them into the gap right before a train arrived
Disappointing
who else no rin or joker here
>>713916758 (OP)Girl here, he hot
Japanese be crazy
https://youtu.be/bwW6Rv0Ywlo?si=tmpRPG5ylWxKTztp
>>713917174>Wonder can imagine his neighbor and some random chinese exchange student as persona users but he can't imagine fighting alongside his family
>>713917174Playable okaasan when
>>713916858he does push a girl over the trainguard onto the tracks, no incoming train though. shit was hilarious
>>713917229stop shilling your channel
>>713916758 (OP)I was expecting something a lot more sinister like pushing her onto the subway tracks but he just pushed her over onto the ground
>>713917253taking your mom to the dungeon is like taking her to prom, it's embarrassing
>>713917345That wasn't even 20% of his power. Don't underestimate the Slammer.
>>713917229Even Japan's assaults are weirdly tame...
Okay I'll give this game a try it better not EoS soon.
>>713917345It seems like P5 but for babies so far.
>hag telling me to go to hag clinic
best persona game
>>713917253What do you mean? Is this all fake shit in his head? Does he have the power to give people personas? I thought it's like any other persona game where people get personas on their own
>HEHEHEHEH... I'm going to... BUMP INTO YOU!!!!
THIS is our antagonist?
It's funny how the X villains are just petty version of the 5 ones
>rapes women vs bumping into them
>scams the art world vs scams a few restaurants
>>713917501there are people who actually get personas and join the crew in the story, but there are also 'phantom idols' that are form from conciousness or whatever that are just reflections of actual people (and characters from other persona games)
its kind of a clever way to justify having a bunch of stuff in the gatcha
>>713917229>assault, japan :O
>>713917596slammer was accused of raping a woman this is why he had to do the charity thing with kids and got destroyed by not-chie
>>713916758 (OP)This is so fucking funny, she looks at him like he killed someone when it's just some asshole bumping into her
>>713917596There's a scene of Kiuchi literally killing a baby though. Not sure if it's some kind of premonition of what would've happened eventually or what
>>713917229Ok, thanks for the context anon, didn't know this was an actual fucking thing, makes it less sillier in P5X
>>713917253Would you take your mom to a dangerous dungeon filled with monsters?
>>713917501Some of the persona users are real, but Merope (the velvet room girl) literally creates cognitive versions of people Wonder is "drawn to" to fight alongside him. Like the free 4* figure skater is someone he meets much later, or the married neighbor lady where he imagines her being a persona user in her past.
>>713917774why would Kiuchi even do that
what do you gain by killing babies
>>713917774I assume these visions is what would happen if you failed the palace, but considering this is a gacha and can't have a fail state they just show after you finish
>>713917596The villains in P5 were nothing write home about anyways, so I'll give P5X the benefit of the doubt
>>713917842he was laser focused on bumping the bitchass mom, baby was just collateral
>>713916758 (OP)>COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO JAPAN
>>713917842He SLAMMED a woman with a stroller and the baby died when they fell on the ground, he didn't care about the baby presumably he just felt like SLAMMING
I'm in reroll hell and not having fun. Never mind getting the 5* I wanted I haven't even got ANY 5* so far.
>>713917472BEEYUTIFUR SHEXXY~
>>713917842slams a woman with a stroller
>>713917842SLAMMING is a gateway crime
the controls are such ass
>>713917980stop rerolling.
>>713917229HOLY BASED JAPAN
>>713917229Japs get it together
>>713917774It a premonition that Wonder foresaw, similar to the bad ending in P4 and P5 when you fail to complete a palace on time
>>713917842He slammed the mother which also hit the stroller
>>713917878Yes that's what I assumed too, but I also think it's possible it's some kind of alt reality, since the game itself seems to take place in an alt reality.
>>713917806So he makes tulpas of irl people?
I thought that gyaru hag is a legit party member.
Sad!
Who are legit persona users?
>>713917253that's just embarrassing, imagine if you missed an attack? They'd talk about it for years
>>713917774>MC sees various bad ends>Leblanc is closed and only exists in metaverseGame probably takes in P5 bad end world where Yaldabaoth and the OG phantoms got erased.
>>713917229Japan has fallen. Millions must be shoved.
what if chie but potty mouth and hot
>>713917229>>713917340Yeah God damn dude you've posted this like 5 times in every single thread for the past week. We don't care about your channel
>>713917229Japan is a really fucked up country huh?
>>713917392If he had hit her at full power, she'd just be a streak of red on the wall.
Subway Slammer holds back because there's no thrill in an easy kill.
>>713918093both, probably. so far it seems like the game is trying to justify the changes made for the gatcha format with in-universe things too.
>>713918106CAN'T UNSLAM THE BABY
Will they add the P5 social link characters as Phantom Idols or nah
I feel Kawakami would be a big seller
>>713918118>>713918138RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>713918142I'm not shilling a channel faggot, just giving context to this retard shoving is just other retards shoving in real life
>>713917253Would you want to take your mom along to hang out with your friends when you were 16?
>>713918229fuck off paahtis
>>713918217i fucking wish
>>713918138I'm gonna.... SLAM
>>713917229Japanese are so silly KEK makes the game version less sillier somehow
Kamoshida, the Subway Slammer, and Frank Booth did literally nothing wrong. No allegations would stick. No moral wrongdoing. Just a bunch of weak men casting judgement on greater men.
>>713918217When they want money.
Swimsuit Naoto coming summer 2028 to pair with her Christmas and Spring variants
>>713918265>>713917804If I'm a badass, my family would be badasses too, that's how I imagine it
>>713918229also do more japan wilderness videos and less of these retarded "current thing" clickbait videos
>>713917806How MC know that hag used to be a gyaru?
>>713918346holy shit she's just inhaling those tenders
Reminder that Global version is shafted.
>No soft pity
>Accelerated banners
>No increased gem income to alleviate the banner pace
>ZERO rewards for doing surveys like many other games would
>No guaranteed banner QoL despite it being out for more than 6 months in other regions, ONLY 50/50 banner exists
>Various lack of QA (multiple choice answers being in the wrong places, skill descriptions incorrect like Rin's skill 1 and 3)
>>713918405she knew him growing up, they're neighbors iirc
there's a picture of her all gyaru'd up too
>>713917303Do people REALLY still do morbius jokes in fucking 2025? That's like putting Gangnam style on your playlist beyond 2014
>>713918217>Will they add the P5 social link characters as Phantom Idols or nahNo, people would cry NTR. Especially since it's a chink game
>those hecking chinks are NTRing our jap waifus!
>>713918405She told him about it and even show him a pic of pic related
>>713916758 (OP)lmao this looks like some shit that happens in king of the hill (japan)
Does the banner currency roll over to the next banner if i choose not to roll?
>>713918593Did she take a disposable camera to school or something? She's too old to have had a cellphone with a camera when in high school.
>>713918097I'd expect it to be the people on the title screen, so Motoha, Tomoko... maybe that guy he keeps running into on the roof. Probably not the loli.
>>713918593>tee hee, I used to be a giga gyaru slut when I was your age>want to see some picsDo hags really?
>>713918732is that a fucking Scythe???
>>713918750the first flip phones started coming out nearly 30 years ago, bro.
Do you pull for Personas in this?
>>713917472>Oh anon-kun I was just reminiscing about when you were younger. Do you remember when you were 9 and you helped me out with the gardening and got dirt all over your pants?>And then we went inside and I told you to take off your pants and cute little bear undies so I could wash them? And you stood there with your little wee wee in front of me and then you got your first little erection...>You were so embarrassed! Ohohohohooo~>So precious! Oh the memories~>Anyway, see you around anon-kun!
why does every gacha game dox your id in the corner of the screen? whats up with that? is it some sort of japanese law or something?
>>713918750anon... she is 44, it's 2025
>>713918862I had a flip phone in high school and I'm 33, she's at least later 40s.
>>713918593Lucky bastard needs to get subway slammed onto the tracks
>>713918732You have to have a higher resolution version of this image, surely
What's the name of the girl
>>713917980Stop fucking rerolling you can get them later on for free dumb dumb
>>713917229choose your fighter
>>713918913To ban and sue beta players retarded enough to keep it in their leaks
>>713918864You can pull them when pulling for characters, but like P5 you can recruit them after battles or fuse them, and they have their own battle dungeon type thing where you can recruit specific ones after winning.
>>713918913Chinese, to ban you easier if you do a no-no
>>713918750cameras were a popular gyaru accessory before cellphones did everything, yeah. she might be young enough to be on the borderline though
>>713918750does that look like a high schooler to you? her husband is clearly a salaryman
>>713918118>Cute Personality >Sexy Body>Tomboy>AND she's coolOh yeah, best Persona girl
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>>713918732Delicious Thighs
>>713918986I understand for beta NDA but these are the full actual release.
>>713919019Doesn't make any sense? They already have your ID internally so why the public humiliation ritual?
>>713918913As long as you bind your account to Google or have a password set it's not like they can do anything
>>713918118What's the deal with all this infighting? Why can't we just enjoy both?
>>713919009AHHHHHH HE'S BUMPING INTO ME HELP ME PERSONAMAN I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE
>>713918985My own way sounds like a chad
>>713919135>That guy at the end walking past him going "Cmon I just got off work it's too early for this DBZ aura shit"
>>713918732>Gotta wait a year for the YandereFUCKKKK!!!!
>>713919148It's just extremely weird to me. Every phone has OLED so this stuff burns in and you cant disable it.
It would've been 1000 times more kino if Kiuchi targeted lolis to slam because of Arai and he goes after Haruna and that's how you recruit her
>>713919115Cheaters/hackers dumb enough to take post screenshots online i guess
Ik its a persona game and might be stupid to ask but its first time for me to consider gacha type. Anyway how much is there (you) pandering thats all that matters before i download it tb.h
>>713919009I know it's probably a small Japanese teenage girl but how the FUCK did he push her so hard that she went OVER the train barrier
>>713919135>0:16I see the indian immigrants in japan have imported their world famous "indian joker"
>>713919250>burns inYou need to keep it for days for that. Your phone will run out of battery in 4-5~ hours, since it's intense game
>>713919206Why wouldn't he just go to a bar? Cabaret clubs are for men who want to be waited on by pretty women but are too socially awkward to ask a girl to come back to their place. As a professional baseball player who's been on TV, he shouldn't have those issues.
>>713919352They can also just crop the ID no? So whats the point.
When Blizzard did watermarks they did via hidden UI marks instead of leaving a code.
>>713919359What do you mean? You can name your MC but that's kinda it for now. It's not like everyone swoons over him he's pretty normal compared to Joker who all NPCs hated off the bat
>>713919240I know it sucks mane
>>713918528my favorite moment in 2025 was when anon said "IT'S 2025'IN TIME" and then 2025'd all over them
>>713919412My Samsung Galaxy got minor burn in just leaving kuroba open for a day. I imagine someone that goes heavy on gacha dailies will get it too.
>>713919359After Wonder awakens to the power of DESIRE, he seems somewhat charismatic in other people's eyes, I mean eventually he gets his own stalker.
>>713919494>pixie dollcute
So what's the story behind this one? I assume it's all non-canon? I thought Mementos got destroyed.
>how do we get people to buy stuff in our Persona Gacha?
>Hmmm oh I know, let's have the saleswoman be a sexy Shadow with a southern accent
It worked
>>713919584it's in some weird AU where the PT got erased or never existed or something
might be after the bad end of 5
>>713918985i like how all of these are legit psychos, and then there's just the one dude who can't navigate traffic well trying to go the wrong way tossed in here.
>>713919584People are speculating that it's an AU set in the timeline where Yaldabaoth won
>>713919630They even recycled the thieves den. Joker really can't have shit in this game
>>713919482Maybe i worded it weirdly.
Does waifus in this game clearly tell they love (you) or am i able to date them like in literally every other persona game.
>>713919679>PT got erasedI thought PTs are the most OP reroll targets?
>BABE! HOLD ON! YOU ALMOST DROPPED THIS DUDE!
>>713919836It's like the other Persona games, everyone has social links and you can romance them too
There's a Yandere who loves you but she's not out in global yet
>>713916758 (OP)The Washed Shover vs the Chad Anderson
>>713919359You can quite literally start dating some girls once you get their synergy rank high enough.
>>713919584It seems to take place at the same time (when you visit le blanc, it's closed in real life, but you then enter a metaverse version of it where the P5 characters are somehow phantom thieves despite you having never heard of their actions), and the world seems to glitch out so the whole thing might be a simulation.
so the most right character in your party is just a support thingy? does weapon upgraging affect the buffing they do?
>>713919858those are cognitive memories of them or something like that i forget the specific explanation, i mean in the real world.
>Chie: Who are you?
>Motoha: I'm you, but better in every single way<3
>>713919858They're not the real PT. Joker saves you when you go to Mementos the first time but he disappears because he's not real. Wonder has a dream of fighting Joker in the Casino escape but he doesn't know what's going on. He goes to Leblanc, but it's closed. Even so, Wonder can enter a Cognitive World version of it and the PTs are there, but he's just standing outside it in real life. He says it seems familiar somehow but no one knows what's going on.
>>713918593>>713918750this was when she was around 20s, see her husband on the back. On her 20s was the 2000s and they had flip phones, that is why her weapon is a flip phone
>>713919836>Does waifus in this game clearly tell they love (you) or am i able to date them like in literally every other persona game.I don't get it. Isn't the same? All persona waifus says they love you if you romance them. They even have heavily implied cut-to-black sex scenes
>>713919952Is there any events where you get called out for romancing more than one or can you just romance everyone with no regards?
>>713919630She's so cute /v/ros, I can't resist
>>713919370Maybe he used a Gamebreaker
https://youtu.be/U1YwrX-Tacc?si=qH0loQPyS6HXiZNA
>currency is called meta jewels
>only meta jews will buy it
it's like they know
>>713920131It's just like P5 where you can get called out for having a harem
https://youtu.be/QL7tbvIncCk
>>713920107chie & ann fusion dance
>>713920107Damn, P4's artstyle has aged terribly.
>>713919457what do you talk about with the cabaret girls?
>>713917229now we just have to wait for the hentai games to focus on this
>>713920148Yessss gooooood
Let the money flow through youuuu, she's waiting....
Give it to me straight;
Is it moddable? Or, well, are there mods yet? Cosmetic ones, I know live service shit can't have gameplay mods.
>>713919978Now that's a Man's Man
>>713920328There are no cabaret clubs near where I live, but according to Yakuza, you ask questions about each other and buy overpriced food and the girl gets a cut of the overhead of whatever you buy.
>>713918334she sadly got a dose of the localizeritis because, despite being a retarded teenager, she said "misogynist" in a conversation with a fellow teenager. That is not a believeable conversation and has 100% been forced in. I also see no "women hate" from good ol slammy. Of course he would slam girls because they are weaker than him. he isnt targeting women because they are women but because they are weaker.
>>713920272I still find it funny how there isn't actually any negative repercussions to just dating everyone. Like they get a bit mad at the one specific time it gets called out but then just kind of get over it and go back to being your girlfriend as if it never happened.
>>713920338These damn Chinks knew what they were doing
>>713920581can you retards actually play the game instead of making shit up in your head
>>713920581>retarded teenage women don't say dumb shit like calling others misogynistsnigga what
>>713920514whats the point if it doesnt include sex?
>>713919978Best boy. It's a goddamn crime he can't be an ally.
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>>713920581yeah she just called him a pervert/creep in japanese
>I also see no "women hate" from good ol slammy.play the game nigga
how playable is this game f2p? i dont want to spend money on gachas ever, but i like persona
>>713920669i was a teenager once and never have I heard a girl say that in a conversation.
I am playing the game but I can still point out a retarded conversation that I read in the game.
It is during the conversation with Wonder and Cattle in the diner.
>>713920678she isnt a woman, she is a teenager.
>retards rerolling for ann
>me, the smarter player, waiting until yukari is out and rerolling for her instead
>>713920816are you actually fucking retarded
>>713920759thats his shadow. Thats just like you would call all your ironic racism on 4chan real racism.
>baseball player
>uses a bat in her awakening scene
>weapon is just some dumb mace
perfection truly is beyond our grasp, she was so close.
>>713918508That's how it usually goes with global releases of gacha games. You tend to get the improvements at an equivalent time to when the original version got them.
Can you join sides with the slammer? Can't we use this power for evil? P5 was already the good goy route.
>Wonder isn't a wild card and has to rely on memento phantoms to help him
Is he the weakest Persona protag we've had so far?
>>713920816You think teenagers don't know what misogyny is? Schools have obligatory woke brainwashing lessons from elementary nowadays
stop replying to the troll you retards
>>713920902I fully blame Ryuji
>>713920882>establish that character is not good with difficult words>make her use difficult words instead of the easy "pevert" any other insult. Thats the only problem I have my dude and I will point it out.
>>713920873*yawns loudly*
>>713916758 (OP)Ok /v/ I challenge you to write a villain as powerful as The Subway Slammer
The rules are
>their main act has to be a minor nuisance to people around them but at the same time they can't be left unchecked >whatever is it that they do needs to trigger a premonition (feel free to stretch the narrative as much as you want for this one)>the reason they started doing this has to be just as ridiculousExample
>The Fish Ghost, a guy who hides and throws fish at the feet of couples passing by the bay area>a girl slips on the fish, hits her head and dies>he throws fish at couples because he got dumped on his first date for smelling like fish
>>713920948Currently yes but if the mobile game lasts for 5 years powercreep will have him btfo every single Persona villain at the same time.
>>713921006>retarded reload armbandinto the trash it goes
>>713920948Wonder does have the Wild Card. He's weak because he can only hold 3 in his stock compared to everyone else though.
>>713921006Yukari's Thighs
Is the game any good or is it just usual gacha trash?
I see thing I recognize and I clap
>>713921067The White Whale loudly plays his gacha games in public and moans as he pulls on his weenis while pulling for little anime girls.
His cumshot hits someone in the eye and gives them AIDS.
His father walked out on his mother and him.
>>713921239its persona with forced stopping points because you run out of stamina.
>>713921239you hate gacha at its core so you'll hate this too
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>>713917229why is a white man talking about japan
>>713921245It's f2p friendly if you just want to see the story and have fun doing some dailies, but the game tempts you with FOMO purchase shit a lot like most gacha games and collecting every character/keeping up with "meta" teams is very unlikely unless you open your wallet.
>>713921317is that mishima in the background? I thought they were going to a different school. Why do they look almost like Shuujin sports uniform?
>>713921239Game is good, actually surprised me
>>713921067road rager in a bigass imported american truck
causes a multi-car accident by cutting someone off and brake checking them
kept being late to work and getting chewed out by his boss, blames it on other drivers
>>713921369>I never played the game and I will make wild assumptions about it while replying to myself
>>713920734Kek the villain is so goofy I love it
>Adachi "I want the world to disappear into the fog because I hate everyone. I even helped trick this guy into kidnapping people and killing them!">Shido "I want to become the prime minister of Japan and take over this country! I've spent decades doing evil dirty work like murdering people just to get my way!">Kiuchi "I slam into women in the subway because this little 8 year old bitch ruined my career by getting a homerun">Adachi & Shido "OH SHIT!"
>>713921245i dont care about being meta i just care about completing the content and experiencing the story at a reasonable pace
>>713921478Take your meds.
>>713920785You can go through the entire game without spending a single cent
>>713920873>retard waiting for Yukari>Me, the smartest player, waiting until Rise is out and rerolling for her navigator banner instead
zoomer are so mindbroken they see the word gacha and start having a hissy fit, but they still play fortnite and league of legends
>>713920948Yeah I was gonna ask, so we can't swap persona mid fight with him?
>>713921485>>>slammakes it sound like he actually injures them instead of maybe scraping their knee when he bumps and knocks them over
Is this good? I may stay with this account since I got more characters than the previous one, too bad I got Skull and not Ann, it's skull good? I got the loli at least which she apparently is good
>>713920902Why did they give her such a mean snarl in her artwork if she's such a cute kind girl?
>>713921726im of the opinion that the artwork is uglier than her in game model
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i get that your teammates are gacha, but what about persona fusion and stuff? is it there?
>>713921725according to hearsay, he's good at bossing, but in general play.
SEX SEX SEX SEXXX SEEEEXXXXX
>>713921815desu i think persona is rapidly approach the point where it doesnt need portraits. they have lipsync on the models and everything now
>>713921883Kamoshida's goblet looks subtle in comparison
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>>713921883literally coomer (japanese)
>>713921067>The Double Parker, just makes sure to take up as much space as possible in a parking lot and leaves the car there for the entire day>does his thing at a hospital, some guy brings his father having a stroke and can't find a parking spot, the dad dies in the car (yes there are multiple solutions to this problem but the narrative doesn't need to know)>He missed a job interview because there were no parking spots around the place
>>713921883This guy SLAMS your girl, what do you do?
>>713921967There's levels to farm personas. You can fuse by glueing together farmed personas.
You can also "inherit" skills by foddering farmed personas.
It seems pretty cool.
>>713921967you farm persona tokens and use them instead of actual personas to fuse.
>>713918985Slugger for me, just drop all pretence and sock that foid in the eye.
>>713918732What the hell is her Persona
>>713921067>The Flasher Jacker>He's a 40 year old fat ugly salaryman who's developed a hobby of flashing unsuspecting women in their teens and trying to jerk off for them>He's been reported to the police but they've told the victims that unless they catch him on camera he unfortunately can't be charged>Wonder passes by as a girl runs in fear after being flashed and sees our villain with his pants zipper down>"Ohhhh? What a shame, heh heh heh, I suppose I need to buy new clothes to stop these wardrobe malfunctions...">Wonder suddenly has a premonition >The Flasher Jacker flashes a 40 year old hag and her daughter and they both scream>It causes a construction worker to flinch in shock and he drops his hammer and it falls on the old hag and kills her>"This guy must be stopped before it's too late!"Hire me Atlus
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>>713920717Getting attention from women, and if they like you they might date you outside the club. My whole point was if he wanted sex, it's way better to just go to a bar, and tell girls he's a professional baseball player. The fact that he started a scandal in the cabaret club because he was being forceful with a woman meant he wanted sex, so I don't understand.
>>713922328it's an ego thing
>>713921883MY SLAMMER VILLAIN
>>713922247When is she coming out for China?
>>713922251But what is his backstory, he needs one, he can't be a major villain without a backstory
>>713921398They reused tons and tons of assets, wouldn't surprise me if they took Mishima and just colored him black
>>713921718In the premonition the main character saw, which assumedly is what would happen if he went unchecked, he slams a woman and her baby down an escalator, and the baby dies.
>>713921982>Wonder starts dating her>First thing you have to do is figure out where to take her to a handicap accessible place>Later on in the social link you have to cheer her up to keep her from having suicidal thoughts again I'm ready for my wife
How did the Subway Slammer get a palace when a hitman and serial rapist were only Mementos targets in 5?
>>713921245Anons who played the chinese version say the powercreep gets crazy later on. Like characters are powercrept after 1-2 months.
https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74?si=B57meZCGOBDRaAbv
>>713921718He full-sprint tackles a person over a shoulder height barrier wall onto the tracks
>>713921982that's a sick looking Persona design
>>713921883Coomer basedjack lmao
>>713922523They lacked resolve
>>713921883OH GOD I am gonna, ahh I am gonna SLAM AHHHHHHH OH GOD I AM SLAMMING AHHHHHHH
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>>713921883kekaroo (this line plays after you kill one of his literal blue cheerleaders)
>>713922010He's even got the cum-covered tentacles in the back, man...Is this really how low we've sunken?
>>713920917CN and TW versions had soft pity at launch. KR has soft pity at launch.
>>713922519>heh, I've never SLAMMED a cripple before
>>713920902Could be like the baseball guy in Yakuza 5 who refuses to use a bat as a weapon if you try to use one since he respects baseball too much.
>>713920107She mogs Chie so hard
>>713918118Why can she get away with saying fuck but Ryuji can't?
>>713922835Tomboy Dominance
>>713918215Tha would only make her better you know
>>713922835cute anime girls can get away with anything
>>713922814>>713920107>Chie>CV: Yui Horie>Chinese gacha girl>CV: not Yui HorieChie wins.
>>713922436>>713922251>20 years ago, he was first in line for a promotion at a new company, and he spent months overworking himself, almost to death>He was losing his hair to stress and even lost his girlfriend who got tired of him being obsessed with work>but all of it would be worth it because he'd be promoted and set on the easy path to life>But the morning of the promotion, he walks in to see a female employee giving the boss a blowjob and being promised the promotion herself>Something snapped inside of our villain, and he realized that life isn't fair to hardworking men like him.>No, for these WHORES, all they need to do is get in front of some cock and they get everything they want>"Hmph...Well if that's gonna be the case...then FINE">From that day forth, The Flasher Jacker, was born. Flashing his junk to women and jerking off because "that's what the whores want to get on the easy path through life!"
>>713919170Waifufaggotry 101: put other girls down because... you have to!
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>>713922519Wheelchair sex
>>713922720>"I'll kill you">PERSONA
Does this game run well on steam deck and iphone?
Can we play as female or male MC?
>>713922930There done ship it off to Atlus
>>713922720Kiuchi, you're based, but if you ever look at my wife ever again, you're getting dropped into a TV.
>>713922814Unless Chie gets a redesign in 4Rewind she will stay forever mogged by a literally who gacha character.
Joker punching the air KEK
>>713923000Man, I remember when people could just summon their personas in real world and murder there. Without having to go to some TV world or a palace and killing a shadow.
>>713916758 (OP)So did they neuter the story to appeal to Western interests?
>>713921619She's years away considering she's not even on CN yet and will most likely be in the inevitable P4R crossover which isn't releasing before Spring 2026 at the earliest.
>>713923179It's a Persona game
What's there to neuter
>>713923179no but the subway slammer is so unrelateable for westerners, it might be dangerous.
>>713923097She won't get a redesign, but I can see the P4 cast wear specific gear for exploring the midnight channel similar to how P3 Reload got outfits specifically for Tartarus
How is the dialogue in this game? Did Atlus USA translate it?
>>713922519>Valentine's Day Event comes and she finds out you've been cheating on her>She looks at you with a soft smile and teary eyes>"I-It's okay...I...I was foolish to think....that a girl like me could....">She wheels herself back home>A couple hours later you try to text her later>No response>Call her, still nothing>You get a bit worried and go to her house to check on her>You see the ambulance and police cars in front of her apartment you wouldn't cheat on your suicidal cripple girlfriend would you?
>>713923179i don't find anything wrong with the story so far
>>713923371they use the word misogyny at least twice
>>713923378She not even in the valentines event so you can't really break her heart
>>713922519>>713923378Is she actually a cripple? Or is she a fake cripple like Himari and Reina?
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Jobbed. Three health bars, 0 actual fucking damage
>>713923474For me, it's the bellydancer bartender
>>713923531she tries to kill herself jumping off a two-story building like a retard but (only) gets paralyzed for it
>>713918985>slugger typeslugger chads it's our time
>>713923585why are his eyes cumming
>>713923627
>>713923474All these girls mog the original female cast of P5. What the hell
>>713923531Her attempted suicide in the beginning of the game got herself paralyzed
>>713923179No they neutered it to appeal to the chinese audience and the state ethics police.
>>713923531She tried to kill herself but was retarded and jumped off like a two story building and only got crippled for it
>>713923698soejima is washed up
>>713923151>Has a big house all to himselfWonder better be fucking bitches in there
>>713923717I MUST protect her
>>713923717reminder that canonically, wonder is imagining what granny would look like in a skin tight bodysuit fighting shadows
>>713923179Bro this is a Chinese game, what do you think?
>>713923698Only Ann, Haru, Takemi, and Kawakami matter
The rest were Zzzzzzzz
>>713923717oh shit it's the girl from the beginning I didn't notice
>>713923717i need grannysex immediately
>>713923697I have no fucking idea. Artists fucking up, I guess?
>>713923663>>713923717Why did she try to kill herself? Because she got slammed?
>>713923697he's reached peak cumbrain potential
>Hey, you've cleared the first dungeon! Spend money for Motoha, yesss?
That's as far as it goes for me, I think. I know it's the usual gacha behavior but holy FUCK.
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>downloaded the game
>was about to boot it up
>remembered I couldn't even finish P5, it was boring as fuck
>uninstall
phew, that was a close one
Cripple Girl's name is Manaka Nagao btw
Codename Ange (I'm guessing they'll change it to Angel?)
>>713916758 (OP)>Persona 5 The Phantom X>74gb for a mobile f2p gamewhat the fuck
>>713923697Cumbrain leaking
>>713924082It's only half that
>>713924082it's only 30gb on disk for some reason
>>713924082It's 34gb 70 is just needed for the download space
It's also 17gb on mobile
>>713923698If the best girls in P5 are the maid teacher, the goth doc, and a girl who was robbed of screentime, then that shows how mostly bad the female P5 casts are
>>713918985nr 3 is literally me
Is the plotline better any than Persona 5?
>>713924141>>713924139>>713924138why does it need 2x the space to install?
>>713924150LOOK AT HER FOREHEAD BWAHAHAHAHA
>>713923474where the FUCK is the hag
>>713924206Unironically yes
>>713924016now imagine if you could play p5 except minus a single shred of creativity and with a structure that expects you to play the game like a second job
>>713923956The slamming started happening after she attempted suicide.
>>713923956Nah, she just got the succ by the metaverse drainers
>>713924252she's happily married
>>713924252She is happily married to her highschool sweetheart
>>713923663>>713923717>>713923741But is she paralyzed permanently? Or will she "get better"?
>>713924289nah slammer had been at it for a while before the start of the game
>>713923698Based and Truthpilled, Merope alone cleans house
>Manaka feels unsecured about strangers, she tries to commit suicide because her desires was robbed from her by the man who was harassing her online. After meeting the protagonist, she regain her confidence.
Oh God she got bullied by 4chan....
>>713924031Mentally ill girls are hot
>>713923720>>713923858I guess I should have phrased it differently. Did they neuter the story at all?
>>713916758 (OP)whats his name again? the rail rammer?
>>713924408Its not permanent, so she'll recover
>>713924429steamy hot sex with merope
>>713924462The Slam Ringing Hasher
>>713923083I don't think it runs on the 'eck unless you stream it from your PC.
>>713924260How so? Isn't it still about stealing hearts, phantom thieves and whatnot?
>>713924450Based
I feel powerful knowing I can get cute girls to kill themselves
>>713924450asian online schizo harassment makes 4chan schizos look tame honestly
Uh oh, uhhh Hag bros...I got some unfortunate news
>On August 20, 2024, Kayo's Japanese voice actress, Atsuko Tanaka, passed away due to battling an undisclosed illness, and due to this, she has not reappeared after her voice actress's passing.
Seems like after we get her Phantom Idol she doesn't show up in the story anymore... RIP
>>713923083Runs without issue on deck. It's a simple unity game using PS3 assets so it'll probably run well on your phone too.
Are Leblanc visits worth the action points?
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>>713924589>Based>I feel powerful knowing I can get cute girls to kill themselves
>>7139244504chan is nothing compared to to 2chan harrasment campaigns. Even old 4chan wasn't as bad as an average asian harrasser.
Daily reminder japs literally camp outside of their objective's house.
>>713924640i didn't realize she was fucking caster.
that makes sense, unfortunately.
>>713923227Risechads are patient
>>713924457I agree
>The protagonist meets Ichigo when they are lining up to buy menchi-katsu at the fried patty store in Kichijoji. Seeing her frustrated for not getting the last menchi-katsu, the protagonist lets her have the one he bought, which helps the two become friends. Ichigo admires the protagonist as her prince, overlapping herself with the heroine of a magical girl anime that she loves, as the heroine also receives a menchi-katsu from the prince in the anime.
>>713923083it runs really good on Steam Deck
>>713923083Steam Deck yes
iPhone uhhh if you have anything beyond a 14 you can probably run it no issues
Male MC only
>>713924729>online harassment>outside
>>713924851She's fucking perfect
>>713924640yeah it fucking sucks, but it's kinda all they can do. recasting her that quick would be weird and she's not a major character where they'd be forced too.
Could this game get mods? I'm particularly interested in nude mods
>>713921067>The Twitter Litterer, a young rotund woman who harasses e-girls on twitter in a jealous bid for attention>She actually gets a critical hit on one with previous mental problems that ends up suiciding>She has too much free time and not enough real problems
>>713917229Japs are so lame. I wanna go to Japan and someone try to shove me so I can explode their skull.
>>713916758 (OP)So this game is about being a nu-male taking down toxic masculinity?
What I'm getting from p5 and p5x is that if you just smile menacingly and "Say I didn't do it" the police and society can't do anything to you
>Forced to use KB/M due to how utter awful the controller is
Sex with Motoha.
Sex with Kayo.
>>713924640Why did you have to remind me ;_;
Could you defeat the Subway Slammer?
>>713923792>Photo mode has limitations in some areas>Can be used freely in Wonder's room
>>713925583Just stand your ground it's that fucking easy
>>713925583Just shoot him in the head.
>b-b-but JapanBut nothing.
>>713925438>toxic masculinityHe literally killed a baby
>>713925705It was a trans baby with two loving moms, so whatever.
>>713925583You can counter a following type like him by being an attacker type.
>>713925659will baseball get me a motoha wife?
>>713925583The average Japanese man is like 4' 11" so yes.
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>>713925583>see subway slammer about to slam a woman>i slam her before he does
>>713925974why does she wear a choker?
>>713916758 (OP)How do you go from fighting gods to fighting a Subway Slammer?
>>713926078kamoshida was cool but i wouldn't call him a god
>>713926037It just means she's a total prude and not an adventurous sex demon at all
Any foresight list yet? Who should we save for?
Are there going to be different gold ticket banners in the future or should I just be dumping on the current one? And does this game have pity carryover from one limited banner to another (so if I roll 20 times on Joker's banner and I don't get him those rolls will still count towards future banners)?
>>713926138sex with goth hags, married hags, attendant hags, hag hags
>>713925129Go jerk off loser
>>713925583He's too strong
Alright, what's the catch with this game? Shitty gacha system?
>>713926278There is no catch
>>713926138Wonder needs to imagine PT Takemi IMMEDIATELY
>>713926278check the reviews on steam. Theres some anon explaining some super shitty gatcha mechanic P5X has that other gacha games don't do.
>>713926774>me when I lie on the internet
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>>713919865>tfw no one to pick up your spaghetti for you
>>713926278Apparently they removed the soft pity and some of the in game stuff gives you fewer pulls for the global release. I haven't really pulled the gacha besides the beginner banner but so far it does seem on the stingier side.
>>713926278Everything about it is directly lifted from P5 except now it's a janky, temu-esque bastardization
>>713916758 (OP)I am poor. Is this game beatable without spending money?
>>713917229I HATE GAIJINTUBERS
I HATE GAIJINTUBERS
I HATE GAIJINTUBERS
how does the gacha even work for a game like this? what do you even roll for?
>>713927006>they removed the soft pitywhat the FUCK?
>>713927263i'm about to find out i'm not even gonna roll for characters outside of the ones the game gives you.
unless they add mitsuru
>>713927006What’s soft pity? Is that when your chance goes up the closer you get to the hard pity?
>>713927438You roll for characters but they kind of exist separately from the story so the ones you use in combat aren't exactly the same characters that exist in the real world.
>>713917229How do we get this started in the west?
>>713919679But everyone knows the Phantom Thieves in the bad end of 5. Joker takes the deal with Yaldabaoth and makes the PTs famous.
>>713927263You can literally clear the 1st dungeon without pulling for anyone.
>>713927554that's correct, virtually every hoyolike in existence uses soft pity that kicks in around 10-18 pulls from guaranteed. you're functionally guaranteed to get an SSR in soft pity systems before you get hard pity, usually saving you a 10 pull or so at worst.
>>713927554Yes, soft pity makes it so the more you roll the higher your chances actually get. his in practice is actually just a way of them getting away with having dog shit abysmally low rates that make it so getting characters early is statistically impossible rather than it being a good thing for players.
>>713926278Everything about it is directly lifted from P5 except now it's a janky, temu-esque bastardization
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>band club is a guitar hero minigame
>the final difficulties are actually difficult
Hoyo games treat the player like a fucking baby so it feels refreshing that this game has actual fun puzzles in palaces and minigames that require thought
>>713923097If it's anywhere as hot as Yukari's redesign then Chie will regain her fav girl spot easily.
>>713927578so there are mandatory story characters and you roll for like secondary non plot relevant characters. Is this correct? not fiends/personas but full characters and the like?
>>713923261I mean maybe people who live in new york, or anywhere with a subway
but he isnt stabbing them, so its not realistic enough
>>713926821He's not lying, but the person who wrote the review he's talking about is.
>>713927759there were a few puzzles in star rail early on that filtered people, if you can believe it. i quit at dragon dan so i can't confirm if they realized people were dumb as rocks, and lobotomized the game afterwards, but judging from ZZZ, probably.
>>713927759I can't believe it took a gatcha spinoff to get real activity minigames in persona.
>>713927818The characters you roll are alt costumes for the main characters or non-canonically part of the main team. Think swimsuit Ann or Tae Takemi as a phantom thief
>>713927818Yeah basically, the persona swapping is a pure gameplay element, no gacha involved. The gacha is just rolling for your party members. Whether they're plot relevant, side characters or just flat out don't exist at all in the game(like the original P5 characters you can roll for including Joker himself) all are in the gacha and you can use them in your party.
>>713921360Because he's fucked 1,000 times more japanese women than any local japanese "man"
>>713928072>Tae Takemi as a phantom thiefI would whale for Phantom Idol Tae.
>>713928225>live service>complete story
>>713928225It has 1 and a half palaces
>>713927990shart rail players got filtered again at the new planet and got more puzzles taken out, hoyo knows their players...
I bet the next antagonist doesn't sort his garbage or something like that
>>713924016I'm similar. I downloaded the game. Then realized I never play gacha shit, realized it'll never have a complete story, and deleted it.
>>713928225The game has only been out in China for like a year, and there's 4 out of at least 7, since the owl says he needs 7 treasures.
>>713928362I'll never forget watching streamers spend 10 minutes on simple 15 second TV puzzles in ZZZ.
No wonder they had to remove it.
>>713918750Flip phone cameras were common in 2005, and the Japanese ones had better resolutions.
Digital cams were also still common
>>713918985>Slugger typeOnly the truest of madmen choose this. No bullshit, no pretence and no excuses, just straight up violence.
>>713927167>I NEED A METRO CARD ONLY>HERE'S FIVE BUCKS>I STILL NEED A METRO CARD ONLY>FIFTY BUCKS>WHAT PART OF METRO CARD DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND>WELL FUCK YOU GUY>I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOUR ASS>I'LL SLAM YOU ON THE TRACKS>DUN DUN DUN
>>713928225Yes anon, the Gacha game that just came out 4 days ago had a complete story
Like cmon use your brain
>>713919359>its first time for me to consider gacha type>Anyway how much is there (you) pandering thats all that mattersIf that's all that matters to you I'm shocked you haven't been drowning yourself in gacha slop for years desu
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>>713917229>Ramming molestation kek
>>713928847a daring synthesis
how the hell do I level up my guy to 30 to continue the palace? I've done every mission in my mission log and the things you use the stamina on seem to give nothing
>>713928974Some gachas beat around the bush and be very ambigious, amd persona i know is borderline dating sim hence the question
don't forget to buy books and read them, some give insane permanent bonus and unlock new locations
>>713925659This pic made me fall for her whats the artist?
>can't get Counter 1 on Shiki Ouji
FUCK YAKSINI
>>713917707He wasn't accused of rape, he skipped practice to hook up with a prostitute and got captured by paparazzi and the team didn't want that drama. He was acting out because he was seething an 8 year old hit his pitch because he was try harding in a PR stunt against children. So the team said not chie injured him, when she hit his pitch when she was 8 and caused him to retire, then him hiring a hooker was apparently her fault so he blames all his problem on bitches and whores like Adachi
>>713921006Whats wrong with her nose
>>713929507he was drunk and seeing hookers way before the charity thing, the charity thing was to save his image
>>713929245Hit Mementos.
Dogshit as this will sound, you can pick up 'train tickets'. The capstones for turning these in and grinding out Mementos will give you enough
So I'm looking at the wiki to see what the future villains would be after THE SUBWAY SLAMMER and...fucking kek
>We have a food critic that makes restaurant owners give him free food or else he'll leave a negative review
>Then our homeroom teacher who has a mental breakdown because...students prefer the newer teacher over her
>Said newer teacher who was orchestrating the homeroom teacher's mental breakdown. Also he gets assainated by a fucking homeless man
>An editor in chief at a gossip magazine who publishes fake #MeToos at Celebrities to get their careers ruined
What the fuck. HOW IS THE SUBWAY SLAMMER THE BEST ONE?
>>713929648I thought the villains in P5 were bad, but this is literally just P5: babies edition.
>>713929626Felt like mementos didnt give much either, but will try and grind a bit more down there, thanks
>>713929648Post more Ann.
Anyways, yeah- that's...god damn that's grim. I know Subway SlammaJamma was a pretty obvious rip of Kamoshida but tamer, but THOSE are our remaining villains??? Holy fuck, it's already joever
>>713918937Ichigo, Phantom name Berry, a voice actress with extreme mood swings who worries she's not cute enough, totally delusional, really high pitch voice. someone on the dev team clearly loves Juufuutei Raden
>>713929648It's Kamoshida all over again. The writer's went all out at the very beginning
>>713921067>The Crowd Coofer>Refuses to wear a mask in any public setting>Even when he's feeling sick, even in places that require masks, he just COOFs openly>When workers meekly ask him, he flips out and makes a scene for no reason until he gets what he wants>insists that germs aren't real and it's a conspiracy to control him>Until one day he spreads covid and kills someone>Secretly he hates the medical community because his mother disowned him for being too stupid to qualify for medical school.
>>713929748No worries. And ikwym, it hits a bunch of the 'business plan' missions that will also give exp.
>>713929648>>Then our homeroom teacher who has a mental breakdown because...students prefer the newer teacher over her>>Said newer teacher who was orchestrating the homeroom teacher's mental breakdown. Also he gets assainated by a fucking homeless manWhen will we get the teacher's idol?
>>713929245Clear out mementos of all train tickets and do the faily quests, you can spend stamina items if you want to also grind out those resource quests, but I try to save those potions for resources when I need them rather than spam a bunch for levels.
>>713929871Roadmap said Chapter 3 would be added in September so probably then
Hey question I didn't play Royal so how do I get Last Surprise to play as the battle theme? I don't like the new one
>>713929973The man has two emotional support tulpas, if only I could be so lucky.
another thing I can't seem to figure out, whats the difference between a persona's actual level on the left here, vs this "level" thing on the right? it shows in the velvet room and I swear it was never mentioned in any of the tutorials
>>713930138Level on the right is the level they unlock at
>>713929973what makes this different from wonder having phantom idols? makes you think
Persona 5 villain rankings
You know it's true
Can we swap Personas mid battle or only out of it?
>>713929648sounds kino honestly
>>713930338Phantom idols are made by Merope
>>713930364God should be lower, and re-rape-man (Joker) should be A tier.
>>713930415At level 20 you can have two personas, at 30 you can have 3, any fight that you'll need to work for, you'll have a chance to change your parties and persona's before you start it
>>713929395https://x.com/psfxart
>>713929871>"Can you believe it sensei? I used to doubt my abilities as a teacher when I was at the girl's academy. But here in a public school there are so many young boys, so eager and passionate about learning French!">"Fufufu...my class is already full, it seems they transferred out of yours, I'm glad I could take the burden off you since you ARE slowing down at your age."
>>713929973>Brainless whore made to cheer on menSounds like you, yeah.~
>>713930138Level on the right is the level requirement for you to wield them, in case you got them early
>>713930415When you reach a certain level you get more persona slots, and can change which one is active on your turn. Seems to be limited to 3, I'm not sure if you get more later down the line.
>>713929648Cool fucking villains, Yaldabaoth.
>>713930282>>713930531>requirement for you to wield themahh, as in the level my wonder needs to be to be able to use them? that makes sense, thanks
Reminder that Kiuchi could beat the shit out of Kamoshida. Do you have any idea how hard it is to send someone flying with a tackle? Kiuchi slammed that chick so hard she flew over a guard railing that was almost as tall as she was. Sure she was a teenage girl, but he still sent a 100-pound body flying.
Why the fuck was this dumbass playing baseball? THAT was his real problem. He should have been playing a contact sport like American football instead.
>>713930519>>713930537Ahhh okay I'm level 17 and was worried I couldn't swap. Thanks
>>713930658a menace to society while drinking juice in da japanese hood
>yfw this isn't Yaldabaoth but actually Maruki's doing
>>713930660Wasn't Kamoshida an Olympic medalist while Kiuchi washed out of the minor leagues after a little girl hit his signature pitch?
Imagine if Maruki was in P5X.
>"Don't you see, Wonder? I could create a world where middle-aged salary can't tackle women in subway stations ever again!"
>>713930364>shoulder checks women into oncoming trains>rapes>rapes>tries to stop rape>rapes>lets a mom die in front of him>tries to sell his daughter into a life of sexual slavery to further his political career>YaldabaothP5 villains sure hate women
>>713930654No prob. This game fucking refuses to explain anything. Like why the thieves den items give you stat boosts, or why the gachapon toys give you stat boosts, or where to find crafting mats or-
>>713930804He washed out before his debut in the majors due to a controversy and they covered it up by blaming it on a little girl hitting his signature pitch back at him and him falling when he tried to catch it
>>713930660See the problem is how they handle women
Kiuchi did nothing after Mahoto beat him while Kamoshida would've raped that little bitch on TV
>>713930804Like I said, he chose the wrong career. He shouldn't have been a pitcher. He should have been a lineman instead.
>>713930874Gatchapon things give you stat boosts? I was getting them because I like them...
>>713930921I'm still going to put my money on the Olympian over the salaryman
>>713931018Yeah, if I remember right they do. You have to put them on the shelf in your room.
>>713930660(Un)fortunately, I don't think Japs even know what football (American style) is.
>>713931112I've got half of all three sets, I guess I should go for the full set since they're already on my shelf
>>713917229>being a nigger :|>being a nigger, japan :o
>>713930840>Instead of hip-checking broads in public transit, he smoked a little girl when being recorded for television, and is now a disgraced major leaguer with a penchant for cabaret girls! Isn't that better?
First dungeon's kinda boring. I won't say P5's palaces were anything special, but my interest is really starting to wane here.
>>713931121it exists, it's just niche compared to other sports.
>>713929648>peaking with the first villainyeah its persona 5 alright
>>713931121They do given that NFL Japan as well as Eyeshield 21 is popular, just not as popular compared to how it is in America
>>713931319It's pretty big and has a lot of optional areas, but the layout is too boring, plus you can't just run through some rooms after completing them, like the catcher's mitt room was annoying me when I was doing a quick run-through to get all the treasures I had missed the first time around.
>>713931494>>713931361I always wondered if the rules for Japanese American Football are different, because some things they did in Eyeshield 21 seem like illegal moves, especially the shoves and strikes like Sena's Devil Stungun.
>>713927592We got the evolved version. Their little shoulder bumps are literally normal traffic over here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN0JAl1gvBE
>>713931751I can't believe walled off tracks aren't normalized all over the world. I was visiting Berlin earlier this month and got very anxious standing near the tracks
>>713920313It was never good. Rise is the only hot girl.
>>713931979Germany's infrastructure is just underfunded.
>>713933168t. hates the female form
>>713933417More like I'm not underaged and sexualize every living thing I see because I'm not a virgin loser
>>713933557oh so you're a twittard