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How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe

>>713918536
you will never be a janny

>>713918454 (OP)
his torso looks too long

Do women actually get turned on by the male body?
Men just seem so gross to me

Him.

>>713921746
Look at that flat and ugly butt
What is the appeal?

>>713922404
Yes, but they're into twinks. Buff hairy guys are for faggots.

>>713918536
he mogs me

>>713923123
fags like all men
no standards

I like this Tanuki.

>>713923234
fat guys aren't hot

>>713918454 (OP)
Workout and diet plan to get a body like this please. Also include potential timeline if I stay dedicated to the plan

>>713923289
I was asked to post my favorite vidya male, not yours.

>>713922404
That's because you like women

>>713922917
It's the censored version. I can't post the real deal here. And no, it's not overly large either. But if you want an explanation about why I find the male gluteus maximus appealing then here's this.

>It's always a common sentiment I hear. I don't think I can adequately articulate why I find it appealing. While they're vastly different on average. I just gravitate towards the backside of women and men for similar and different reasons. But for the most part it's those that are in shape, an ideal form that most might not acheive without hard work and good genetics. A good pair of buttocks on a man is moderate in fat to muscle ratio in addition to the angle of the hips. While it is a muscle that isn't associated with cleanliness for obvious reasons. It's not like I enjoy seeing a man or woman with a dirty butt, far from it.

>>713923486
you have awful taste

>>713923163
Lmao no faggots are super fucking autistic and only have one single specific type. They only either like bear, bara, twink, twunk or old men.

>>713923632
so, everything

>>713923632
Jokes on you, I like large men, skinny men, short men, and esoteric nonsense creatures like picrel.
I don't like human faces, though.

I like this Walrus.

>>713923735
Nope. Don't be disingenuous. It's different between any gay man. Some might just like twinks while others might only like bears.

>>713922404
It's probably just because I'm a fag, but an attractive male body genuinely seems far more aesthetically pleasing than an attractive female body. For a woman to look good, she must have soft skin almost everywhere, her muscle mass shouldn't be too high, and she has a certain amount of fat stored in her breasts and buttocks. Compare that to a well-built man. His pecs are round and soft, but also hard. His chiseled abs and back offer some very nice shapes to look at. His arms are strong and beautiful, as are his legs. His ass is mostly firm, but it can have a little fat on it, giving it a nice, round shape. He just looks more pleasing than a woman does.

>>713924006
what if he was your dad

>>713922404
Did you notice how cool the Terminators in 1 and 2 Arnold and Robert Patrick walk and then in T3 the chick Terminator walks kinda funny?(like a woman)
That exemplifies perfectly the beauty of men.
Im also straight,imo hot women are built for sex,hot men are built for perfection something non sexual,just humanity peak and thats the beauty for me.

>>713923123
Lmao no women don't like male bodies period. Twinkfaggot cope is always funny. Women like metrosexual K-pop faggots not because of their faces and bodies, but because they look like they know what personal hygiene and grooming are + they have a fashion sense and appear less like meatheads and instead more sensitive and high class and like they could have shared hobbies to talk about, but it's also a fine line to walk, because their pussies dry up if they come across as fragile weak bitches instead. The only thing related to the male body that women care about are height, big hands and visible vascularity around the arms. The rest doesn't matter at all.

>>713918454 (OP)
Tfw no cat bf

>>713924330
Why are 2D fat guys so hot yet fat guys in 3D are so repulsive

>>713918454 (OP)
Is this the thread?

>>713924040
I can kind of see what you mean by that. I am by no means an expert on fitness but when it comes to the ideal of the male form. There has been a culture that has pushed it to extremes. Not to say I dislike it but knowing how much work it is to achieve it. In addition to having the genetics necessary to hit all the marks, so to speak. Makes me in awe of it, for better or worse. Cause while women have called out the extreme standards place upon them. Many people are still quite ignorant to how much men have to put themselves through to get a shredded body like that.

>>713924632
So it would seem.

>>713925001
>Many people are still quite ignorant to how much men have to put themselves through to get a shredded body like that.
Nta that you were talking to, but this is true. That said, I do like to use some of these as goals for me to achieve and motivate myself to not be a slob and at least do some pushups sometimes. I'm getting older though, so I don't have a lot of time to keep wasting imaging having a body like >>713918454 (OP), but it sucks knowing that I'm holding myself back but fail to muster up the effort to turn it around. Also, yes. I'm straight, I'm >>713923403 and I came into the thread to confess that I use some of these images to make myself do better with my physical fitness.

Not so much>>713924040 though. That's way too much, very unrealistic and very unachievable.

>>713924439
2D fat doesn't have any of the associated health/hygiene issues (unless you're into that) and can be the exact shape you want, rather than having rolls or sags in a way you dislike.

>>713924439
3d fat is often loose and flabby. 2d fat is often drawn in a way that looks taut. A sort of tightness you only tend to see on bulky powerlifters in real life.

>>713918536
Would

he

>tfw no ninja bf

>>713925880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gi57NJDds

>>713924079
Pretending to be one for you or biologically?

>>713926436
What a klutz, now you have to lick the ice cream off his chest

Is anyone participating in the GW2 pride march

>>713928053
I'll be honest I completely forgot about it.

>>713918454 (OP)
Why does he look so gay? The only men who project this kind of over-the-top masculine energy is gays

>>713928574
I guess Rockstar wanted to give a little eye candy for the ladies and the gays?

old men
running the world

>>713927975
he should have known to eat it quickly or else it'll melt and drip everywhere since it's so hot outside today.........
not to worry i'm more than willing to help him clean it up haha

>>713922404
Men get turned on by it too, even straight men get microerections when they see naked men.

>>713918454 (OP)
did a brownoid draw this? somehow he looks even worse.

>>713932136
Beats me.

King from Tekken.

Rotor the Walrus.

>>713930401
i love old men!

>>713940395
Old men are great.

>>713922404
No but gay men do

>>713918454 (OP)
Paps is the perfect example of "austitic charm" I have ever seen in fiction
>>713922404
I'm a massive faggot but I would hope so, it'll just be horrible if you don't feel attracted to the person you love

>>713940503
his sprites are cute but most draw him so ugly

>>713941186
Oh wait this is gay thread.

>>713940395
Human old men too?

Zangief

>>713941740
hell yea, 100%

>>713941350
Him being kinda ugly and weird looking is part of the charm.

>>713941642
Same thing

>>713941930
it's not

>>713942361
You are welcome to your opinion and I am welcome to disagree.

>>713927326
I'm still not really into superheroes in general but Rivals made me appreciate their men

>>713922404
They do and so do fags. But yeah, the male body is okay but the female one is just on another level.
Some other fags in the replies are saying otherwise but they're fags so it's irrelevant.
Women (not those who let themselves go) simply have a natural beauty that captivates. Their curves, their stances, their skin, their hair... The prettiest woman in the world can literally be more dangerous than the most chiseled and buff man in the world.

>>713918454 (OP)

>>713922404
No, women hate men.

>>713945291
>>713945891
>>713946178
>non-fur

>713947084

>>713947084
>>713947507

>>713923234
Gaming. Needs. More. Tanukis.

>>713947991
This is true, but it's good that the few we have already are elder god tier.

i want a hubby who will cuddle and play vidyagaymes with me
but i live in a homophobic country :'3

what killed husbando threads

>>713941886
Nice.

>>713949862
jannies

>>713949862
Given that >>713941930 was deleted and likely banned despite it having been a SFW image of a video game character, the answer is 100% "the jannies."

love all the hate he's getting from woketards saying he looks generic because it hurts them to see people being attracted to fit white men
they really thought shoving obese nigs and mutts in all media forms would magically change beauty standards

>>713950201
>>713950340
this is a straight het gooner board. back to tumblr with you.

can you play as your husband in game?

How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe

>>713950624
many men have vaginas

>>713950624
oral and frot is literally better though

>>713950754
kill yourself

>>713950864
attacking transmen won't make nazis accept faggots either

>>713949862
none of these characters are actually gay

>>713950920
I don't want to fuck pussy bro

>>713951072
being gay doesn't mean you have to be a genital fetishist, if you like men you'll like them regardless of what's between their legs

Old men owe me sex.

>>713918454 (OP)
This chad mindbroke all those pathetic chinks. Pretty cool guy

>>713951152
nah being gay means you are attracted to guys and their dicks
fuck off to /tttt/ you tranny filth

>>713951378
dick fetish != sexual orientation

>>713944841
looks like mashed potatoes to me

>>713918625
>>713950624
bro is amnesic :skull:

>>713951378
Anon I'm gonna need you to stop replying to the faggot baiting you.

>>713949862
Fatfags and anyone saying otherwise are liars.

>>713943406
I just wish they had some better alternate costumes that better reflected the comics. And some more eye candy.

all these male characters and maybe 1% are actually canonically gay

>>713952101
This one is asexual.

>>713952101
when a character is canon gay, it turns me off big time because you know they're going to make that character the faggiest shit ever Also this shit too >713952156

>>713952101
that's no different from heteros fantasizing about fictional girls who would be without a doubt disgusted by them

>>713952101
Here, have a couple.

>>713952267
Bisexual, dummy. Also, you already know they'll have to break up and marry a femoid.

>>713952337
>Bisexual, dummy.
Bisexuals get no love around here, I swear. How about Dion?
>Also, you already know they'll have to break up and marry a femoid.
Hans will fake his death and live in a cottage with Henry. Trust the plan.

>>713952156
>has a cute female roommate with big tits and ass
>never once made a move on her
he's gay

>>713949862
Double Standards

>>713954059
big time

>>713951230
same

>>713956458

>>713945891
>piercing
instant turnoff
disgusting

>>713918454 (OP)
How can anyone, even gays, be into body hair? It's disgusting, and it probably smells like wet dog during sex.

>>713957862
nipple piercing are kind of hot
>>713958126
dude you're straight, go away

>>713918454 (OP)

>>713958593
>nipple piercing are kind of hot
nta but I'm not into them either. Feel likey they're one mistake away from being ripped off.

>>713918454 (OP)

>>713958126
Really only pubic hair, I don't like the rest though
>>713957862
Depends, nose and nipple piercing are disgusting, ear those are amazing

>>713922404
It gets scoffed at but societal beauty standards are more a suggestion than a guideline. The same way a celebrity model babe would be a 10/10 woman "objectively" but you'll meet guys into fat girls, short girls, flat girls, tomboys, frumpy girls; or dudes who genuinely go for personality. Women are the same, some roll their eyes at a Chris Hemsworth body, they want fat men, hairy men, short men, feminine men (typically just to a low point for that one though). If you don't see the appeal to men it's likely just because you're not into men, not that it's impossible to understand the concept of attractive males; samesuch to women who are shocked by how much guys like boobs or wonder why, I guess. The split between gays and straights isn't too far, with body types and looks mainly, though I will say gays will have a higher percentage of being into "gross" appeal. Some lesbians like hairy fat mannish women, some gays want stinky post-gym sweaty men. I've got a wide range of taste but that much is outside my alley.

>>713923123
>>713924179
I wanna know where you're from so I can go where women like twinks like me. I've been told all my fucking life that women prefer strong dominant muscular tattooed men.

>>713952871
Interesting...

>>713962914

>>713963749
I'm a sucker for lizardmen

You always know a faggot drew it because they insist on making the nipples the size of a pinky toe

>>713927975
Fine with me.

>>713963913
>Self-confessed niplet
Lol! Embarrassing for you

>>713964348
u caught me, ive always wanted to fuck somebody with my nipples...

>>713964414
Well I'm not busy next Thursday...

>>713963873
Durge should've been a companion.

>>713966682
the leather club is 2 blocks down

shepard is gay
he loves his gay husband kaidan!

>>713958126
wrong opinion

>>713967165
Funny way to spell Garrus.

>>713969337

Why do people think body hair only belongs on big guys? It's not fair, where is my hairy twink representation?

>>713969651
Based. I wish there’s more fanart of male shakarian. BioWare truly missed an opportunity by not letting Garrus be bisexual.

>>713958593
I like nipple piercings, but like that other anon I'm too terrified of them ripping off to ever get them myself.

>>713969897
Maybe they associate more body hair as more masculine. So it seems anachronistic if a slender twink were covered in it. Not to say I agree entirely. That’s just my conclusion.

>>713949862
>shitpipe schizo
>Rotorfag
>Falcofag
>Shinobifag coping about a long dead gacha game
>general fat furryfags

Don't believe anyone saying it is solely because of the jannies. The jannies didn't delete these threads as often back when these mentally ill retards started infesting these threads.

>>713970653
Fair point.

is it true that Minoxidil also makes body hair grow? is there a way to avoid that? I only want it to grow an actual beard

>>713971680
it only grows where you apply it

>>713970075
no james either
but we get the whiny cunt who won't shut up about his dead husband
bioware is clueless

Any of you fags playing XXL Woofia? Pretty shitty gameplay and the humans look awful, but the furries are pretty good and the live2d sex is nice as well.gwt

>>0713970653
>>0713970789
That's nice and all but who's your husbando.

>>713921746
we need more deus ex boys

>>713918454 (OP)
I had a more miserable time with TotK, because this stupid tsundere bird wasn't in it.

>>713969651
I let my friend have his first experience with ME be with the gay garrus mod and he loved it so much.
I'm glad I curated his experienced.

>>713974290
His little brother's (bigger) dick destroys him in damage numbers. I'm having fun with it.

>>713918454 (OP)
Yoshi

>>713974290
There's too few character designs I like, and since the gameplay didn't interest me either I passed on it. The only homo gacha I play right now is homo Arknights.

I want to fuck Toad

>>713977310
Is there any porn of Link pounding him?

>>713970653
>Falcofag
I barely even post

Does husbando still autosage?

>>713950595
I only play as orcs

>was strongly anti-furry in my teens, often used "yiff in hell" when online around this time
>spent my entire 20s fapping to pokemon
>very much homophobic up to and including my early 20s
>BOTW Link got me into femboys in my mid-to-late 20s, slippery slope led me to less feminine guys and eventually 3D stuff

sometimes i think about this and i'm just like "man what the fuck"

>>713983772
A person who actually experienced this level of cognitive dissonance wouldn't post about it like this
this post is fraudulent

>>713984001
nta but you'd be surprised

>>713984001
NTA but I hated furry porn up until I came across a shit ton of Incineroar porn and slowly warmed up to it

>>713984273
now post pic of no one buying his amiibos

>>713924439
because 2D fat men are drawn in a very unrealistic and idealized way without any rolls, flab etc.
Just like 2D old men are drawn with the body of a roided 25 year old in his prime instead of sagging and wrinkly skin and any mark of age besides white hair and just a handsomely rugged face

Just dropping by to remind everyone ITT to not shave anything but your beard.

>>713918536
Sexy bear

>>713984308
>>713984273
Pokemon has had dire consequences on society

>>713985131
Absolutely based, love you anon

>>713985131
way ahead of you, anon.

>>713985560
>>713985645
Based MEN of culture

>>713985131
>>713985560
>>713985645
>>713985882
samefag

>shaving your beard
Cringe!

>>713986008
The Romans shaved their beards and so should you if you want to be civilized.

>>713985131
Sorry buddy. I am not going to forego shaving my nips or between my eyebrows. Those hairs have to go.

>>713986105
The romans died off.

>>713986008
If I let mine grow too long, it gets horrifically itchy and doesn't even look good. I look better with stubble.

>>713986147
At least keep your torso hairy

>>713986147
but hairy nipples are good...
>>713986272
Rome lives on in my heart

>>713986508
he should have a hat or hood over his eyes if they're going to be shady like that

>>713985131
It sounds pretty specific, but yeah, preaching to the choir with that. Really what I love most of a man, and what every male, twink to old man, sub or dom, should do. Beards can be nice, but I love more a shaven squared chin with a underneath pastel gray layer.

And they can be more of a bother for your surrounding face skin and mouth, sadly.

>>713969897
Preaching this one too. Otters truly are best, paired up on big manly daddies.

i like him a little

i need to rape him so bad

>>713985131
shaved men face wise unironically look atrocious unless you have a literal cut angular chad tier jaw which most don't
facial hair helps make you look manlier but also the illusion that you have a masculine jaw and a chin

>>713988286
only to you

>>713988286
Seems like a skill issue

>>713988274
t.femanon

>>713988545
females can't rape

>>713988286
That's the thing, beards give off this impression that you're trying to conceal something. If you have a handsome angular face you should keep it unshaven so that everyone can see.

>>713987839
Great taste, the three main X boys are so damn cute

>>713988961
Yes, but like I said most men don't have a handsome angular face like in 2D or gayming, outside of surgery or fillers
Facial hair on the other hand can highly increase the handsomeness of even an average dude

>>713988961
>>713989140
having short to medium length stubble makes chads look even more chad
clean shaven does look good but few can pull it off and like, 99% of men look better with some amount of facial hair
also the older you get the better facial hair makes you look