another weekend spent playing videogames all alone

>>713919751 (OP)
i'm stoned and that pic looks so fucking good right now...

>>713919751 (OP)
Bliss
>>713919859
Slightly salted nougat with honey. Use kosher salt.

thats a lot of sugar

>>713919751 (OP)
oreos...for BREAKFAST?

>eating cookies like cereal
based fatty

>>713919751 (OP)
3.25% M.F. (mother fucking) homogenized milk?

>>713919751 (OP)
I've done this, but with icecream and less oreos. A crushed cone (like picrel) is also pretty good.

it'd be nice to have a family but with all the things that could go wrong it made me really reconsider it.

REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS
>PEANUTBUTTER CHOCOLATE FLAVAAA

>>713920415
>HOMOgenized
it has to stand for male-fellating, not mother-fucking

>>713920697
>with all the things that could go wrong
Such as?

>>713919751 (OP)
based bloatmaxxer

>>713920852
incest

>>713920852
your wife walking in on you licking your daughter's cunny or better

>>713922340
>better
???

>>713920779
As a kid i wondered why they were marketting this so heavily to black people

>>713920852
>wife could cheat
>kids could be born sick
>kids could turn into addicts
>kids could [insert anything]
>wife could die
>etc

>>713919751 (OP)
>>713919751 (OP)
Brother I’m in my bathroom hiding from the fat girl who thinks she’s dating me waiting for her to be tired enough to not touch me so I can play the ps5 she bought me.

I can promise you being alone is a treasure you’re unaware of until your peace is besieged by such a beast.

(I’m waiting a few more weeks to make the “break up” seem natural, and not like I solely lead this girl along for the last few months to fund my life)

>>713919751 (OP)
Isnt that like 1400 calories

>>713919751 (OP)
>3 little cookies is like 300 calories
God fucking DAMN

>>713925506
More

>all I want is to spend my weekend playing video games all alone
>be getting this noticeable dizziness/head pressure/brain fog since over a month ago
>it gets much worse when I'm playing a video game and seeing motion on a screen
>can barely bring myself to do anything

I have no idea what's wrong with me and I just want to game. I probably finally developed a brain tumor from visiting this place

>>713925459
You better her fuck her you shit eating tease. If a guy bought some expensive shit for a girl and then she just dipped she'd be an asshole just like you're being.

>>713926182
Sound like depression my man. Get help from a GOOD doctor. They're rare.

>>713919751 (OP)
>Promiced myself I'd get fit this year and stop being a nasty skeleton with belly fat.
>Been eating more fast food than normal lately.
>Barely gained any muscle.
I hate myself so much. At least vidya doesn't make me fat.

>>713919751 (OP)
I'd love to eat some oreos, but im on a diet since I'll be back in japan in 6 weeks. Everyday is just yogurt, chili, chicken, salads, and oatmeal.

>>713926298
I dunno my dude, feels like a physiological thing, shit gets me borderline nauseous. Things are actually better than ever for me, just finished my education and found a well-paying chill job. I'm hounding my general doc about it but so far we ain't found shit. I just wish I found something that manages the symptoms at least so I can actually function

>>713920779
STEP YOUR GAME UP

MARCUS PSP

>>713919751 (OP)
Have you tried multiplayer or are you the kind of guy who plays single player game and complain about playing alone?

I got in great shape, asked out several girls and had a panic attack when one said "yes". I stopped asking out girls after that

I also had bad luck making friends and gave up on that too. I just accepted that I'll be alone for the rest of my life

>>713919751 (OP)
>another weekend spent playing videogames all alone
Couldn't ask for anything better.

what percentage of canadians actually speak french as their first or second language

>>713919751 (OP)
>this is what people on this website eat all the time, then they wonder why they're in shit shape or why they develop serious health issues before the age of 50
i bet when you're hungry you go buy 3 bags of potato chips and some cookies too instead of eating actual food huh

>>713926483
What's the job? Might be affecting you

>>713919751 (OP)
I did this once, not with milk but with vanilla sauce, thinking it would be brilliant
Eating that I could kinda tell how much energy there is in cookies, it was wild and I didn't finish what I'd tossed together

>>713926182
>>713926483
Oh fuck man,you could be fucked.
I have an extreme version of those symptoms and been going to doctors for years extra hard lately especially
If you get bloodwork ask for these
Calcium
Phosphorus
PTH
And Vitamin D
All I can reccomend you is eating foods rich in calcium all day and maximize vitamin D with sun exposure and supplements to alleviate symptoms.
Aim for atleast a liter of milk daily and add cheese to all your meals you can choose lower fat to not become obese.
Good luck.

You're lucky

>>713919751 (OP)
>>713919751 (OP)
My parents did everything in their power to stop me from playing video games when I was younger, but I was like a drug addict that couldn't wait to escape the hell I was living in. Developed this shame/anti video game complex I still live with to this day

Now I'm 34 and the mere prospect of playing vidya let alone sharing my passion with anyone feels fucking weird. I can only play alone.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>>713927061
programming, but it's a really chill company in a very narrow niche, 3 days of home office, no sweaty crunch, chill coworkers

>>713927174
hmm, I have my general bloodwork here from two weeks ago but the only thing I see in there from what you mentioned is calcium, which is completely normal in my case. I do take vitamin D and magnesium on my own though

>>713919859
You know what's amazing?
Pic rel

>>713927278
Playing vidya with people* fuck my life

>>713919751 (OP)
Yea it's great fun. Wish I could afford to live on my own

>>713919751 (OP)
god damn I want to binge on some sugary processed sloparoni like this so bad. maybe donuts and chocolate milk, or fresh pancakes with syrup and ice cream.

>>713926885
Quebec%

>>713926182
The human body needs physical activity and sunlight. If all you do in life is sit in front of a computer, you'll get fucked soon enough. It's easy to do that at age 15, at age 35 if you've spent 20 years doing nothing but sitting in front of a PC your health will be fucked.
Get sunlight, start eating REAL food not processed garbage, ride a bike or something, get an actual sleep schedule.

>>713919751 (OP)
i realized everyone always has plans to do shit all the time. sounds annoying. i wake up and do nothing, awesome.

>>713919751 (OP)
That's disgusting, too many useless calories. Just drink some coffee, nigga.
Lost 90lbs btw.

>>713927278
Hopefully stupid fat bitch drowned

>this terrifies /v/ermin and makes them go sprint into the supermarket to buy oreos, potato chips, and energy drinks

>>713927308
> I have my general bloodwork here from two weeks ago but the only thing I see in there from what you mentioned is calcium, which is completely normal in my case
I know,you have to ask for those.
They made spin in circles for years because doctors are incompetent,be proactive and tell them what do you want to get tested for in bloodwork.
If you appear to be fine youll be sent back home and you Will only get worse as time passes.Be proactive.

Believe me on the eating more calcium try It atleast 2 days maybe It helps you aswell

>>713919751 (OP)
you have to eat these fast like one minute or two or the oreos turn to mush.

>>713927761
>if you eat what you want....you will die sooner!

wheres the bad part?

>>713927697
>Lost 90lbs
based, was it worth it?

>>713919751 (OP)
That's like 1000 calories

>>713927595
I'll give it a shot, why not. Thanks anon

>>713927904
Hell yeah, I look and feel better than ever.
Also went from KHHV to just V.
Progress.

>>713927943
Do it. It doesn't mean you have to give up videogames or screentime, just add some real activity in between and you'll feel better.

>>713928029
Where could i get a workout routine to get started?

>>713920779
i ate a bowl of this every morning while listening to this or uptown puffs for like 3 years straight, wake up, reese's puffs in my bowl, day's on cruise control, shit, shower, shave, go to work, ideallic

>>713919751 (OP)
Diabeetus.

>>713927595
whoops meant to quote
>>713927826

>>713928029
But yeah I got proper scared and stopped consuming caffeine entirely, got a real sleep schedule going on. Used to be I couldn't fall asleep very well but at least that's solved. I also cook normal human food all the time and I love cooking so I don't think the diet's the problem. But physical activity is something I indeed lack. Wish I had a gym bro since I've never been in one and don't know how to work the darn things, I know they'd probably help me out there but I haven't worked up the courage yet

I ghosted my 4chan/discord friend group a year and a half ago and a couple of them keep trying to reach out to me. One of them sent me some stupid meme a week ago. I feel bad for denying them me, as narcissistic and self-absorbed as that sounds, but I quite simply have nothing in common with those people. If I were to come back we’d just sit there in complete and utter awkward silence with nothing to do together. I’d rather just stick to playing with randoms and shit talking on /v/

God fucking damn OP, im on a diet rn and I am so jealous of that meal rn fucccccccccccckkkkkkkk

>>713928359
shut the fuck up

>>713919751 (OP)
I ate 6 oreos the other night, and holy shit. Way too much sugar in those things

>>713928349
>Slob slop for fat, diabetic sloppers.

>>713926185
Shut up you fucking simp. Women do this shit all the time.

>>713928010
Based. Keep at it, anon

>>713928359
yeah is emotionally exhausting to keep up with people. thats why i stopped having friends. people say its weird or crazy but its not i just had so many friends at one point that i burned out.

>>713928605
Thank (You), /v/ro.

>>713928630
Like with any human relationship, it's a giant lottery. For me a lot of friend groups came and went but I'm fortunate enough to have found a couple bros who I've stuck with for 15 years now (and which I stumbled upon playing vidya with people from here). Just a matter of luck whether you find someone like that or not.

>>713928630
No idea how some people do it. I can barely put up with one person at a time. It’s not that I don’t like people, I like most people I interact with, but actually interacting with them gets tiring after awhile. I think I might just be genuinely autistic

>>713928758
How do you do it, anon? I hear stories of people maintaining internet friendships strong for over a decade and I just can’t fathom it. I’ve never had a single friendship last longer than two years. I always get tired of people and just cut them off. What’s your trick, if I may ask?

>>713928419
I don’t get the appeal. Oreos can get too soggy if you dunk them for too long. After a minute that cereal would turn into literal slop

>>713920342
Our parents were right. Breakfast cereal is the first step down the road to childhood obesity.
t. chad plain shredded wheat eater

>>713920342
cookie crisps for breakfast niggas

>>713919859
I miss that, i'm stone cold sober nowadays. It's a special kind misery living like this.

>>713929072
You never poured animal crackers into a bowl and filled it with milk then ate it and it shows. It's literally slop yes, but it's like, unabashed self indulgence. Appeals to my inner child at least.

>>713927761
>brie

>>713926337
>Be skinny-fat
>Love kebabs
>FUCKING love kebabs
>Beef shortage happens
>Suddenly price of kebab skyrockets
>Even minsed meat gets insanely expensive
>Pivot to only eating chicken because cheap
>Start feeling more energized as weeks go by
>Get into exercising
>Keep munching chicken
>mfw inflation turned my life around

It's insane. Went from almost having a heart attack at 30 to now feeling healthy as a horse.

>>713928937
Fuck if I know dude. Me and these two guys never had any drama or conflicts to speak of, we mostly just talk about vidya or random life stuff and send each other dated 4chins memes from our teenage years or other bullshit. Maybe it helps that we're all over 30 now, it tends to make you take things somewhat more easy. Just helps to stay chill I guess and if you get annoyed with the other person on a regular basis that probably already shows that ain't it. This is kind of a non-answer really but I don't think I have any secret besides "it just worked out". That's why I supposed above that it may just be luck-based

>>713920342
and it was...nothing like actual oreos

>>713927761
I like that and the sugar and chips.

>>713927761
ACHTUALLY fruit can be just as bad in larger quantities.

>>713923329
coulda woulda

Better to eat slop than drink yourself into oblivion every night. I can just about finish off a 5th of vodka in one night except when I do I wake up feeling like I got punched in the head and have horrible tinnitus.

>>713919751 (OP)
I can’t eat Oreos because I always have too many at once. The chocolate ones in particular are incredible. I don’t need to know what horribly unhealthy, forbidden ingredients they put into that chocolate Oreo cream.

>>713929207
not really. i do miss it as well, but being clear minded most of the time is pretty great, especially if youre an actual creative.

>>713930106
nice cope, playboy

>>713919751 (OP)
I just discovered these last week and they mog regular Oreos so hard it's not even funny.

>>713919751 (OP)
better than me i got wildly drunk and posted embarrassing shit on those other boards. whoops. hope nothing comes back to me

>>713919751 (OP)
You know anon, they do make an Oreo breakfast cereal.

>>713929826
>>713930539
I lucked out with the kind of autism that gives me the palate of a child. Alcohol is too icky, so I’ve never drank it.
But that also means my favorite foods are pizza, chicken nuggies, and mac and cheese.

Learn how to cook you lazy retards. Homemade sweets are so much better than nasty packaged shit.

>>713930227
it's better to not have your reward system co-opted by outside chems and let it work its magic through self satisfaction. i've been experiencing quite a lot of art highs recently driving me to do more. i also cut off most of my vidya time, therefore there is nothing in the way of getting better and better at what i want to do instead of just sleazing around.

>5/10 as a cereal
>11/10 as a dry snack
What was the gameplan with making these?

I want it back

>>713931085
>>713931183
Goyim chow.

>>713929224
Huh. I guess I haven't then. I'll try it out sometime. Thanks for ruining my life, anon

>>713930341
>thinly veiled bbc admirer

>>713926995
Life isn't any fun past 50 anyway. No sex, bad at video games, can't really learn anything new. It's no wonder people that age just gamble all the time.

>>713931438
>Sees Oreos
>Thinks of black penises
You’re sick, Anon. SICK.

>>713931573
No he's just developed a superhuman Jewdar.

>>713930756
I just eat whatever tastes good, idc if it's healthy or not.

>>713923067
Because it's brown.

>>713930810
Dont believe this faggot. When you make your own stuff it's insanely easy to go overboard. You WILL get just as fat if not fatter.

Today I had a bowl of Cookies N Creme Cheerios, 2 slices of bacon and onion pizza, 3 Vanilla Kit Kats, a Golden Graham S’mores cereal bar, Midnight Ice flavor Gatorade, a McDouble, S’mores McFlurry, and ~10 Chips Ahoy cookies.

>>713931797
>don't listen to this fag!
>keep eating processed goyslop instead of preparing your own meals with clean ingredients!
I just made some cookies, you know what the ingredients were? Sugar, flour, butter, eggs, milk and chocolate. Now take a look at the ingredients on the back of the package of oreos. Enjoy your lard, high fructose corn syrup and onions lecithin.

>>713919751 (OP)
>oreo
fucking disgusting slop

>>713931916
Do you by any chance play WoW?

That doesn't give you a tummy ache?

>>713932038
>flour
>butter
>milk
>chocolate
Might want to check your own ingredients lists first, fatty.

>>713931916

2 Peanut Butter Jelly sammiches
1 Cupcake
3 Jelly filled Donut
1 Bar of Lindt chocolate
2 Hamburger
1 Protein Shake
1 Can of Coke
2 Beer
I'm underweight so my doctor advices me to eat high calorie stuff but it's hard. I kneel, Americans.

>>713932338
Nah

>>713932680
I’d cut back on the sugar a bit

>>713919859
>DUDE WEED LMAO

>>713932817
BRO I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW LOL

I’m high. High on life. And drunk too. Drunk on this good time I’m having.

>>713933148
Based, me too.

sometimes when I get a sweet tooth I'll melt a quart of ice cream and drink it

>>713919751 (OP)
>3.25%
Why not just say "whole" and not make me do math?

>>713934682
Even milk that's advertised as "whole" is not whole. Real whole milk is raw milk.

>>713934821
Sorry, sir. I don't deep fry my milk. It's raw.

I can't even edge anymore because it makes my heart hurt
Getting old sucks