Fucking Bros! $5 U.S. dollars for the ultimate Suicide Squad Looter Shooter game! We've not seen such discounts before! This Fucking game is 95% off!

You have all the extra season content and can literally play a full AAAA massive budget game for $5 U.S. dollars!

>>713924291 (OP)
Can I have a huzzah?

HUZZAH!

>>713924291 (OP)
I played the alpha and it was actually kind of fun, I like how they were trying to implement a combo system kind of like the bamham games but it didn't feel like there was a whole lot of depth and the world was not that interesting the roam, especially when certain characters just had much better movement.

I feel like it would've been a lot better if they weren't forced to make it some live service shit

>>713924291 (OP)
you couldn't force me to play this trash.

>>713925125
How do you know it's trash if you won't even give it a Fucking chance! If you maybe just gave it a Fucking chance you might actually like it and enjoy it!

I only spend money on games with big titties. $5

okay but why would i want to

>>713925693
Unfortunately for you there are these things called youtube videos that show exactly how a game plays- no purchase necessary.

Looter shooters are all terrible. Leave the loot to RPGs where it belongs.

I'd rather pay $30 for the poison ivy skin in fortnite because of her fat ass.

>>713924291 (OP)
I wouldn't get this shit even if you pay me

>>713924291 (OP)
Still overpriced.

>>713924291 (OP)
$5 is what all that sweat, blood, money, and tears are worth.
Imagine knowing those 12 hour days and not being able to see your family was equivalent to $5.

This shit is gonna be free on the epic store at this rate lmaoooooooo
Still won't play though loooool

>>713924291 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/a28235.mp3

>>713924291 (OP)
fuck you, I wouldn't buy this for a penny. I don't want them to twist anything and say the game was actually successful we got x sales

>>713926029
Disgusting.

I'd rather shove $5 in pennies up my urethra.

>>713924291 (OP)
Are the servers for this shit still up?

>>713926231
https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI&t=197

nah

>>713924291 (OP)
>5$ for one shitty game
I can buy 5 good games from the GOG summmer sale instead.

>>713926231
>>713926315
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2025/06/08/penny-going-away-2025-pennies-value/84072576007/
>Last month, the Treasury Department placed its last order of blanks – flat metal discs to make pennies – in a move set into motion by President Donald Trump in February. He argues that the coin costs more than 3 cents to produce (actually 3.69 cents, according to the U.S. Mint).

Enjoy it while you can boys.

It was free on EGS so I'm not sure why you'd pay any money for it
Even if EGS sucks, this is still technically a ripoff

>>713926029
This is hilarious.

>>713926259
What the Fuck why wouldn't they be!?

RAGUNGNGANGNA I RAPE YOUR MOM YOU FAGGOT NIGGER OP KILL YOURSLESF AHEAHEHAEHA

>>713926029
Stop Fucking shopping Bro and intentionally trying to make Harley look bad!

>>713926487
There are still pennies in circulation from the 60s, there's plenty of time.

>>713924291 (OP)
If it was a bamham game id bite, harkey, sharko, boomerang, and uhhhhh I dont remember the fourth guy all having unique bamham movesets would be sick, I dont give a fuck about generic third person shooters with MUH VERTICALITY even Got HamKnights was better than soosye skwad

>>713924291 (OP)
They're closing Rocksteady, aren't they?

I think I rather buy a 5 dollar imported bottle of some Jap drink at the Asian grocery store and enjoy that.

>>713924291 (OP)
Post the fucking webm already.

>>713927669
But that would be gone in an instant! You can get many many hours of enjoyment out of this game! Why would you do such a thing!?

>>713924291 (OP)
This is exactly the price point I was waiting for. I'll finally get to see how bad it is first hand.

>>713927950
>I'm da Jelquer, baby!
The one slightly amusing thing they made for the game- and the cowardly bastards cut it out.

>>713927950
soul, kino, cinema

>>713927950
I LOVE YOU BABY

>/co/slop
That's 5 freedom dollars that more superior horse waif deserves based on being better media alone

People love to hate on good and popular stuff it seems.

>>713927950
This was only like the second time in recent history I can remember after the TLOU2 leaks that jannies were actually banning you for copyright infringement for posting this. Both times it just made all the controversy and shitposting even funnier.

Play her game /v/

>>713929993
Huzzah!

>>713924291 (OP)
I wouldn't play that pile of shit if they gave it away for free.

>>713927950
I have never seen this with audio

Can you play as anyone cool? The suicide squad seem like such lame losers in most iterations.

>>713933305
Me neither I'm convinced /v/ made it up

>>713924291 (OP)
It's a shame this had to be a DC game.
A vertically oriented shooter is fun as fuck and the level design is really good. Really only got ruined by forcing in the latest trend WB property.

>>713924291 (OP)
Thats still too much

>>713925831
Isn't she a kid in this?

>>713925953
>1 and a half year later since release
>look up the player count
>it's the same size of the people employed at Rocksteady
Was it hubris?

>>713924291 (OP)
Still 5$ too much

>>713924291 (OP)
>>713927950
Projared aa looking mf

>>713927950
https://youtu.be/JN2N5HorqSI?si=7AS4NzPPh63vkxWr

Oh so this is why it didn't appear for me during the sale.
Heard it has a tranny flag in game too. No sale.

>>713924291 (OP)
My love of the Arkham games almost made me pull the trigger for the 70 dollars on release. I was so close, but I remembered "oh wait, modern gaming" and didn't. Worked like a charm.