>play video games
>next morning

>gnaw on tree
>next morning

someone implanted a small bomb in your spine?

>>713924596
Why do you have so many beaver images

>>713924596
D:

>>713925664
Jannies have been cracking down on my elephant pics and beetle pics, so i'm mixing it up for now

>>713924596
It's Beaover...

>>713924615
In other words, the pain is possible through trap X!

i've had this from jerking off at my desk before
never from playing vidya though
fix your posture

>>713926308
kek

>exist
>next morning
i hate being 34, man

>>713926158
>beaver closeup.webm
You're making Mr. Advertiser very nervous anon.

>>713924328 (OP)
>play video games
>next morning

>don't play video games
>next morning
>fucking scoliosis

Stretch your neck or you’ll develop cervical spine problems where your arms can go numb and tingly randomly along with chest pain, and tension headaches.

>play videogames
>the same morning

>>713926424
You probably need to lose weight if your body aches are that bad at 34

Do a simple full body exercise each day for around 15-20min. Problem solved, no matter the age unless you're grandpa tier.

>>713926985
You're almost correct. I'm not fat but i got a desk job and desk hobbies and am a lazy cunt outside of that.

as a 35 going on 36 gamer I can tell you guys planks made all the difference for my back/neck pain whilst gaming. simplest shit exersice in existence too.

>>713926758
>Floaters
Thanks god I got rid of those fuckers by walking 6 daily miles.

>>713926985
For most people it’s probably a combination of not enough exercise, wearing improperly fitting shoes, bad chairs and/mattresses.
Or they’ve got a physical job standing on a concrete floor all day like in a warehouse, kitchen, or retail storefront.
Shoes can mitigate that but not 100% unless your employer puts down anti-fatigue mats and actually replaces them periodically.

Buy a pullup bar, best purchase I ever made. Any time you start getting back pain you do a minute of pull ups and your spine decompresses, pain gone.

>>713927881
>Buy a pullup b-ACK

>goon to tranny porn
>next evening

>>713924328 (OP)
Just do planks or push ups

>>713930480
I got prostatitis from gooning too much. Don't let it happen to you

Is this the thread everyone vents about their medical issues they don't see a doctor about?

>>713931647
doctor called me a pussy and to just take advil

>>713924328 (OP)
make sure your monitor is at eye level, if you have to look down at the screen your hurting your neck. I see people do this often with laptops , big mistake

Kek

>>713927881
This shit gave me golfer’s elbow.

>>713924328 (OP)
stop sitting like a troglodyte

>>713932019
not him but my monitors are roughly eye level and i can sit there doing work or browsing the web or whatever for hours and im fine
some games just make me subconsciously tense my shoulder muscles, it's worse with a controller (probably because of the more closed posture)

>playing on PC

>>713932754
me on the right

That's just me every day
>>713932754
Buy a controller, retard

>poop
>poop is still inside at the tip of anus
>scoop with finger
>tip of finger can still touch poop deeper inside
>send the assault team in (water) to get rid of the terrorists
>take a shower
>counter-terrorists win

>>713924596
Bever dood, wat nou?

>>713926158
Based

>>713933637
arrest the murderer

>>713926758
>he has digital vision instead of film vision
Gay zoomer shit

My body is in full collapse mode, havent been able to play vidya for a week now because my elbows hands and fingers hurt so much and every time i try to improve muscles with low intensity training i get massive strain

age fucking 32

>>713930980
how fucking much were you gooning? I do 8 hours a day sometimes

>>713934027
Well, you're doing the right thing to improve it, at least. Keep at it.

>>713934073
Nigga that's a full work day, you're wanking like you're getting fucking paid to do it

>>713934027
I few years ago stomach problems caused my left arm, shoulder and chest to hurt whenever I exerted any strength with that side of the body. Even pushing on the D pad for more than a few minutes was a problem. I had to fix my diet.

>>713930980
I got symptoms of this from biking, I didn't realize it was from my bike seat. Doctor I went to didn't ask any questions and said "yeah its probably prostatitis" I quit biking and after like 4 months my shit went back to normal

>>713927881
I need something easier

>>713932342
did you have thumb problems with your golfers elbow?

I am pretty convinced ive developed it because i have elbow pain and a numb pinky but i also have thumb pain and mobility issues but that shouldnt be possible from golfers elbow/ulnar nerve contraption

>wake up the other day with a bump on my head
>figure I just got restless in my sleep and hit my headrest or something, whatever
>area between my right ear and the back of my head has been off-and-on slightly numb ever since
guess i'm dying

>>713935042
if you suspect you have a tumor and its actually at the surface of your skull its worthwhile to attempt to remove it
its the tumors deep in the middle that are instakillers

>>713935042
Uuh, that's scary, anon... Please see a doctor.

>>713934778
No, I think it’s just from overuse.

>>713935174
I have no real reason to assume it's anything other than a bad knock considering it was big and red and hurt on day one and now it's basically nonexistent. and maybe "numb" is overselling it, it's the kinda thing where if a doctor asked me to put it on a scale of 10 I probably wouldn't say anything more than 2.

>>713926158

>>713924328 (OP)
Get a different chair, don't slouch, don't have your t.v. mounted high on the wall and get some exercise.

>>713924328 (OP)
Yeah my back hurts too-FROM ALL THAT CARRYING I DID IN MY MATCHES!
You know what i mean fellow gamers?!
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE!

>>713934215
Not him but at the peak of my NEETdom about a decade ago I could edge it for pretty much the entire day, cumming up to a dozen times, taking short break to shitpost, etc. It really wasn't difficult so I wonder how could that other anon get prostate problems.

>>713924328 (OP)
That's been happening to me a lot lately. If you're too sedentary just sitting down gets painful. You have to get up and do something and change/move your furniture if you have to. Whatever you do, do not sit up in bed gaming for hours.

>Use headphones at 61% instead of 40%
>Get permanent tinnitus

True story :(

>>713924596
i love beavers, man.

>>713937112
me too

>>713924328 (OP)
>35
>don't fap for a day
>raging morning wood
Shame I'm too stupid to know how to use it on anyone.

>>713936527
>born in the 90s
>jews haven't invented tinnitus yet
>go to concerts
>blast discman through shitty earbuds at max volume
>no tinnitus
gg

>>713934552
Come on pussy. Nobody can do a pull-up at first, that's why you get a chair and do the reverse until you can actually do a proper one.

>>713926158
>SNIIIIIIIIIIFF

>>713937198
Anon if you're waking up with a woody it could also mean your body was holding back piss.

>Play Video games
>It's get boring as times go on
Tiresome.

>>713937962
Probably. But I can stand and maintain my boner now which I couldn't do when I was fat and smoking and drinking every night. There's a reality check for coomers who don't realize how much cardio sex is. Stand up and thrust while fapping and see if you can keep it hard until you finish.

>>713927130
I have a very physically active job, and I'm physically active on my days off going to the gym and biking, and I usually limp for my first few minutes after getting out of bed. 34 Years old.

>>713938149
I keep thinking I'm over videogames and that I can't enjoy them anymore, until I run into that a game that still does it for me and I have the time of my life.

Turns out I still like games, my taste has just gotten so good that I now realise that 95% of games are shit and not really worth my time. I kind of miss having shit taste, I could even play Call of Duty as a kid and enjoy it. Now most things just seem like boring slop to me

>>713932019
Handhelds too.

>>713933564
Poop in the shower. Take the drain stomp pill.

>eat
>next morning i'm hungry again

>>713939886
Eat unhealthy slop. Full and satisfied.
Eat well balanced healthy meal. Still hungry and restless.

>>713933564
Install a bidet, nips solved this eons ago

>>713940519
>bidet

>>713924328 (OP)
Go into a full squat position (back of thighs touching calves), get your posture as straight as you can, and extend your arms straight up in the air like you're doing an overhead press for sets of 20 at a time. (You can alternate hands to stay longer in the position per set.)

>>713926158
>jannies hate v/an/ threads
god I hate them.

>>713940519
>>713941093
i bought one with warmed water and seat and it's the best 300 shekels I've ever spent

>>713924596
Beaver kun, okite!

>>713945360
>Warmed water

>>713945360
everyone I know who has one keeps saying this but I have an insanely hard time overcoming the mental block lel

>>713945572
Try it, you won't regret it!

Speaking of gooning to tranny porn, why the fuck is there so little self ballbusting content?

>tfw craving warm water's warm water