Thread 713925945 - /v/ [Archived: 731 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:24:26 PM No.713925945
handhelds
handhelds
md5: b5c16b19a05cc161d5264d87a7177c73🔍
What's the appeal?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:30:50 PM No.713926145
handheldpcs
handheldpcs
md5: 44b54e5aa238697d3fa3b494a6a0abd0🔍
>>713925945 (OP)
Whoops! Let me fix that for you OP
Replies: >>713926357 >>713926975 >>713927184 >>713932098
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:33:33 PM No.713926239
>>713925945 (OP)
its for people who go outside and travel, none of your concern
Replies: >>713928928
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:36:01 PM No.713926340
>>713925945 (OP)
If you dont get it, it's okay.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:36:35 PM No.713926357
fixed
fixed
md5: d958d78234737f5db284f54701b6f119🔍
>>713925945 (OP)
>>713926145
Whoops again. Cropped in the wrong direction.
Replies: >>713926471 >>713926490 >>713926529 >>713927184 >>713936514
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:40:12 PM No.713926471
>>713926357
>has worse pixel response times than the other 2 handhelds combined
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:40:45 PM No.713926490
>>713926357
@NintendoAmerica @FBI @realDonaldTrump
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:41:53 PM No.713926529
1499215119
1499215119
md5: 3aa4f0c09dd0aecea8242319923e8366🔍
>>713926357
Whoops again. Cropped in the wrong direction. Again.
Replies: >>713926557 >>713927045 >>713928131 >>713928230
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:42:40 PM No.713926557
>>713926529
SOVL
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:44:25 PM No.713926605
>>713925945 (OP)
Pc games in bed/snugged up to my wife on the couch
Replies: >>713927409
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:44:48 PM No.713926620
>>713925945 (OP)
I get to play my games without having to set up. What's hard to understand?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:56:00 PM No.713926975
>>713925945 (OP)
I get to play Nintendo and other games with me anywhere. Also, remove the shit stain in the middle, only the Switch 2 and Steam Deck exist.

>>713926145
Kill yourself, faggot. I'm not getting a shitty overpriced handheld with Windows bloat on it with no trackpads. Go shill Xbox somewhere else.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:57:58 PM No.713927045
>>713926529
I remember this, shame about the battery, it was a fun device.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:02:00 AM No.713927184
1740666779143518
1740666779143518
md5: 8648f5f1c6f3d09340d7a91f83811dd4🔍
>>713925945 (OP)
>>713926145
>>713926357
I miss actual handhelds and not this compromised shit.
Replies: >>713927253 >>713927345 >>713928261 >>713928426
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:05:18 AM No.713927253
>>713927184
Honestly.... if they don't make a steam deck at the size of a psp, I ain't buyin'...
Replies: >>713927382
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:06:13 AM No.713927294
>>713925945 (OP)
I don't get it either, they're all fucking huge and have bad ergonomics and shit battery life. All they run is games which are better played on a normal console.
Replies: >>713927424
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:06:29 AM No.713927318
>>713925945 (OP)
if you grew up with a DS or PSP you would get it
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:06:38 AM No.713927328
>>713925945 (OP)
>Deck and ROG Ally
Can play (almost in Deck's case) PC game and emulate every game to the PS3 era in the comfort of your own bed
>Switch 2
Tendie shit
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:06:52 AM No.713927345
>>713927184
I'm fine with the Switch and Steam Deck, my main problem was always these other PC handhelds, Sony making another handheld, and Microsoft getting more involved. The problem will correct itself as those handhelds won't sell, Microsoft's will sell even less, and Sony's will sell will also flop. Nintendo and Valve own this market and if you're already in the Nintendo and Steam ecosystem, there is no reason to get anything else thus why Nintendo and Valve just stick with generations.
Replies: >>713927454
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:07:40 AM No.713927382
>>713927253
if they did it would be very underpowered
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:08:12 AM No.713927409
>>713926605
You get to enjoy a half assed gaming session and she gets to enjoy a half assed cuddle kek
Replies: >>713927491
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:08:36 AM No.713927424
>>713927294
I don't see the point in the existence of home consoles anymore. Microsoft and Sony eroded them.
Replies: >>713927474 >>713927530
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:09:23 AM No.713927454
>>713927345
If Sony and Microsoft steal any of Nintendo's marketshare, it's a good thing for all consumers involved. They are getting way too fucking cocky this gen with the Switch 2 being overpriced and overpriced games and Welcome whatever being a paid thing. They need competition
Replies: >>713927668
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:09:31 AM No.713927474
>>713927424
If you'd rather play on PC that's fine too, they're all basically the same these days.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:09:33 AM No.713927478
you could buy a premium and comfortable chair for your PC instead
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:09:50 AM No.713927491
>>713927409
When youre not in highschool, just laying up next to eachother on the couch doing separate things is nice.
Replies: >>713927749
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:10:33 AM No.713927530
>>713927424
No shader caching, games just work, cheaper than PC, not having to play with PC cheaters if you turn off crossplay
Replies: >>713927813
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:12:18 AM No.713927641
>>713925945 (OP)
Deck is great if you're a public transport user like me. Using it on the sofa or bed at home is comfy too
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:12:37 AM No.713927668
>>713927454
They aren't going to steal shit because who's going to buy $700+ handhelds over a $450? You have to be some kind of retard to do that when every game on Xbox and PlayStation is either on Switch 2, coming to Switch 2, or playable on Steam Deck. There's also the Steam Deck 2 in the works, what's stopping anyone from just getting that over some OEM Xbox handheld or the PlayStation handheld?
Replies: >>713927779
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:13:52 AM No.713927749
>>713927491
Said the sad single man
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:14:27 AM No.713927779
deck ally
deck ally
md5: b1e38fe5bfe7cb0317f08cf895fbc028🔍
>>713927668
The first ROG Ally was great so I guess people who liked that one
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:14:58 AM No.713927813
>>713927530
They will cost more than the Steam Deck 2 in the future while SteamOS gets more updates to make it even more console-like. There is no point in home consoles existing anymore. It's just not the same. Exclusives were the main reason to get an Xbox and PlayStation, without them, why bother?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:16:10 AM No.713927901
>>713925945 (OP)
I understand the appeal of UMPCs but I don't get why anyone would buy a Switch 2
Replies: >>713928006
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:16:49 AM No.713927953
To play on the couch while your wife watches tv :)
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:17:26 AM No.713928006
>>713927901
Same reason you got consoles in the past, games you can't buy anywhere else that are made to be gameplay-focused. Sony and Microsoft forgot about this, Nintendo was right about graphics.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:17:39 AM No.713928028
>>713925945 (OP)
I can play my vidya wherever I want
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:19:15 AM No.713928131
>>713926529
Are two buttons and a directional pad all that's really needed?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:19:37 AM No.713928161
nintendo
nintendo
md5: 96218cf3dc441204999c397914bc451b🔍
>>713925945 (OP)
They're designed for parents, and it's a great design for them.
The kids can play without using the living room TV. They can play in the car on the way to soccer practice instead of having to make them stop. They can play at grandma and grandpa's house while you chat with your parents about taxes or whatever. They can play on long road trips. They can bring the console to their friend's house.

Nintendo has been exclusively targeting parents for a long time now. That's why their games are all for babies and cost way too much while the console is always the cheapest in the generation. And it's why they make fucking bank.
Replies: >>713928293 >>713928501
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:20:24 AM No.713928230
1649800367488
1649800367488
md5: 5c73778ec934890d1cfd217d30ba2893🔍
>>713926529
>6-8 hours of battery life.
lol
lmao
ROFL!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:20:37 AM No.713928251
>>713925945 (OP)
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:20:43 AM No.713928261
anbernic-rg405m-foto-1
anbernic-rg405m-foto-1
md5: 94294213a70aa94e784535b3cd987721🔍
>>713927184
If you want something actually portable these days, look into chink "pocket emulator" brands like Anbernic, Retroid, Miyoo, Ayn, or Trimui.
Replies: >>713928426
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:21:15 AM No.713928293
>>713928161
No Switch 2 will survive a long road trip. A DS Lite would, though.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:23:42 AM No.713928426
>>713927184
Anti-ergonomics will never return outside nostalgia purposes.

>>713928261
This thing melts its own display adhesive over time btw. Never buy metal.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:24:34 AM No.713928501
>>713928161
Oh, and it's why Switch competitors are failing. They're targeting adult gamers, but adults don't have much use for a portable console.
Replies: >>713928739
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:26:37 AM No.713928624
>>713925945 (OP)
For really dumb people who think you can somehow make x86 portable.

The chinese gaming phones you can get for 600-900$ are insane compared to this scam slop, but you have to order them from some website thats in chinese.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:28:41 AM No.713928739
>>713928501
Steam Deck's doing fine in its own market. Problem is what does Sony offer in the console handheld market, what does Microsoft and these PC handheld companies offer in the PC handheld market? If you own a Switch and Steam Deck, you're pretty much covered.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:29:23 AM No.713928780
steam deck mascot
steam deck mascot
md5: 75f57437f055aee19b35354d5347ea99🔍
Deck > Switch 2
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:31:11 AM No.713928928
>>713926239
>>713925945 (OP)
it's to play video games in bed cause you are too depressed to get up.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:32:38 AM No.713929038
>>713925945 (OP)
>Switch 2
Relatively powerful, but the main thing is still just being able to play Nintendo exclusives. I'd wait for a game that you absolutely can't miss. The moment anything Smash related is announced I'm going back in.
>ROG
It's strong. Build quality does not appear to be as good as the Deck though. You can slap the Deck's OS onto it now.
>Deck
Good build quality, lots of official and unofficial support, and you can play your Steam library portably. If you play emulators and stuff prior to around 2019 it's a pretty handy thing. Some won't care for that. For more niche games it's just basic PC internet unlike the Switch where those games are all completely dead online (and you need to pay $20 a year) and of course you're able to add mods and whatnot because it's technically a PC. Because it uses Linux it may sometimes be tough to add certain mods
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:38:01 AM No.713929430
>>713925945 (OP)
>What's the appeal?

playing old PC games portably is fun
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:45:33 AM No.713930064
>>713925945 (OP)
I can plug my deck up to my 55" 4k TV in my bedroom and play Mon Hun while laying in bed. OR I can take my Deck to work to play something during breaks and down times.
Replies: >>713931023
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:57:49 AM No.713931023
>>713930064
Which Monster Hunter anon?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:11:25 AM No.713932098
>>713926145
Being able to show off your Skyrim modlist which ads growing, muscular giantesses.
no, not futa you fag
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:45:48 AM No.713934534
>>713925945 (OP)
People who are too embarrassed to play their games on their TV, probably because they play weeb games or autism simulators like Europa Universalis/Total War/Factorio.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:14:07 AM No.713936514
Screenshot 2025-06-28 085318
Screenshot 2025-06-28 085318
md5: cc0149ffaa6a6c5fb2ecf32f181991f0🔍
>>713926357
Why would you post a picture of a handheld with the worst screen in the last 20 years?
Replies: >>713939697
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:58:36 AM No.713939697
>>713936514
DELETE THIS, THEY HAD TO KEEP IT UNDER $500