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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:29:38 AM No.713928804
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Best nardo kinos?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:32:01 AM No.713928985
Too fat and tits way too big
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:33:13 AM No.713929078
Too skinny and tits way too flat
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:33:21 AM No.713929086
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>>713928804 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:34:01 AM No.713929139
Everything before shitpuden
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:34:48 AM No.713929198
>>713929086
pubes are gay
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:34:50 AM No.713929202
She is an 80+ year old obaasan you sick fucks...
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:35:10 AM No.713929221
>>713928804 (OP)
is it true that she is a 60 yo virgin?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:37:12 AM No.713929371
>>713928985
>Fat
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:37:54 AM No.713929424
soulless ugly art. not arousing.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:38:21 AM No.713929456
>>713929198
>pubes are happy
I agree
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:41:23 AM No.713929707
>>713929456
>t. delusional tranny
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:42:55 AM No.713929856
>>713929086
Based
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:43:01 AM No.713929863
>>713929086
>>713929456
Kys trannoid.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:43:09 AM No.713929872
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>>713928804 (OP)
Hags
>>713929086
This
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:45:04 AM No.713930019
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paizuri slave
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:45:33 AM No.713930063
>>713929086
Grow a full beard first.
>>713929872
>shaved armpits
And you're asking for pubes?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:54:20 AM No.713930753
>>713928804 (OP)
Tsunade was the worse hokage. Naruto legit had to step in and defeat Pain for her LOL
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:55:43 AM No.713930856
>>713928804 (OP)
>ai slop
good morning saar!
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:56:03 AM No.713930887
Clash of Ninja was more fun than Ultimate Ninja... but I guess the way they pivoted to arena fighter made it much more appealing as a Naruto Story simulator game.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:57:03 AM No.713930971
>>713930753
Her talents were wasted as Hokage, she was clearly meant to be a breeding sow and become a broodmother for the village, birthing lots and lots of babies.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:58:35 AM No.713931087
>>713929707
>>713929863
Don't worry boys, when you grow up and get some ball hair down there you'll see the appeal of pubes on a woman!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:00:42 AM No.713931245
>>713928804 (OP)
Where is the fucking bush
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:01:27 AM No.713931316
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>>713929198
>>713929863
You're not allowed to post on 4chan if you're under 18.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:04:55 AM No.713931602
>>713930971
That Tsunade canonically went both unfucked and unfertilised should be considered a point of personal shame to every last man in konoha
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:06:57 AM No.713931748
>>713931602
She was a drunkard, of couse everyone fucked her. Probably barren because someone punch her too hard.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:08:33 AM No.713931860
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>>713931602
>Tsunade
>unfucked
How do you think she paid off her gambling debts?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:10:03 AM No.713931980
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>>713928804 (OP)
Is Tsunade the worst Hokage, cause I feel like it's either gotta be her or Hiruzen
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:10:07 AM No.713931987
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>>713928985
>tits way too big
There is no such thing as too big
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:11:29 AM No.713932105
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>>713928804 (OP)
Tenten>>Ino=Shizune>Tsunade=Hinata and no one else matters.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:12:57 AM No.713932226
Temari_Part_II
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>>713932105
>forgetting best girl
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:13:20 AM No.713932256
>>713932105
This. Hinata is the worst girl and last place for everyone else except for me, because she's my wife and mine alone
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:18:46 AM No.713932667
>>713930753
Tsunade could have been a decent Kage in times of peace, and given he combat style and capabilities she could have probably made the other kages pause before trying something weird, besides meteor old guy, meteor old guy was a cut above everyone there
but Pain was just overwhelmingly powerful. He had like 7 disposable bodies with peak powers, not to mention ninja nukes. Pain was there to go toe to toe with the Kyuubi and survive, and given the circumstance he might have gotten it
I dont intend to defend Tsunade beyond the point of "holy motherfuck her tits make me go AWOOOOOGA" but Pain was peak thread. He even killed based frogtard Jiraiya, and I will never forgive him for that.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:19:09 AM No.713932694
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>>713932105
Hinata is best girl.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:23:25 AM No.713933024
>>713931980
to be fair, when you live as long as Hiruzen you're going to have a bunch of bad shit happen during your reign. all the other hokages either died young or held power shortly.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:23:47 AM No.713933041
>>713931980
She gets memed on alot because of the pain stuff but the 3rd is arguably the worst homage
In order from worse to least worse
3rd > Tobirama >hashirama > Minato > Tsunade >Kakashi > Naruto
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:27:29 AM No.713933293
>>713931980
nigger tier
Hiruzen managed to keep Konoha at peace even after losing the Fourth, getting attacked by the Kyuubi and having to deal with the Uchiha tards
Imagine how much of a gigachad he had to be that Orochimaru went full on "gonna have to summon invincible zombies of the two most powerful ninjas in the history of the village or else the gorillion year old man will DELETE me from the earth
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:30:25 AM No.713933513
>>713928804 (OP)
I wish this shiny golden bikini meta spread to javs
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:37:09 AM No.713933975
Fugaku-KMPFU
Fugaku-KMPFU
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>>713933293
He picked the wrong fourth hokage Minato wasn't qualified to be hokage
If he had chosen Fugaku Obitos plan would have failed
>Realizes he's fighting a sharingan
>Can take control of the nine tails away from Obito
>Kushina is hidden as the jinchuriki since she's not married to a high profile ninja like the hokage
>Uchiha don't revolt
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:43:45 AM No.713934412
>>713929086
based
keep it up
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:45:18 AM No.713934493
>>713929202
guess you're looking for sarada?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:46:34 AM No.713934592
>>713933975
none of that works
first things first: there is absolutely no explanation to not make Minato the Fourth Hokage, he was legitimately assfucking everyone so hard, might as well not have war
you take him from the race and anyone with half a brain would say "the Yellow Wind is hiding something"
Also that assumes that the Uchihas wouldnt revolt anyway, which they would, because they are retards
not to mention: if you have any sort of idea of who might be the jinchuriiki due to their bloodline, you're already aiming at Kushina, because lets be fair you cant hide the redhead hottie as much as you try
Minato was peak.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:46:42 AM No.713934604
>>713929086
sorry
this is a pedophile site
pubes are for men
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:49:05 AM No.713934750
>>713929863
>pubic hair is inherently tranny
Do I have some bad news for you, anon.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:53:22 AM No.713935024
>>713931980
I think the thing with the Third is he had to deal with a lot of bullshit and the fact he survived so long shows how tough he was
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:53:49 AM No.713935056
luv me Hinata
luv me Tsunade
luv me Samui

'ate Sakura

Simple as
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:54:55 AM No.713935150
>>713930856
kys mind broken retard go back to your slop thread
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:56:25 AM No.713935253
>>713932667
Most of Pain's bodies were legit jobbers like that guy who could succ chakra jutsus and nothing else or the soul stealer guy. It's baffling that the Leaf ninjas couldn't kill even a single one.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:56:58 AM No.713935296
>>713934592
I should have prefaced it was only my opinion
I don't think the Uchiha revolt if Fugaku becomes the fourth hokage they only did that because they felt ostracized (they were) in their little section of the village which was by design of the 2nd hokage
The third had he any common sense would have immediately allowed different clans into the konoha police force so the Uchiha weren't looked at as the oppressive no fun allowed assholes and requested the Uchiha have some of the Clan live in more parts of the Village
I don't doubt Minatos capability merely if he himself would make a good leader people only acknowledged how strong he was and I think Someone who led a clan would understand better what it takes to be a good leader
Was it even widely known the Uzumaki were the leaf villages jinchuriki? Maybe given the first hokages wife was an Uzumaki but after her they wouldn't really be able to narrow down who became the best after her if they kept it under wraps(now I'm wondering why the Uzumaki weren't brought into the protection of the leaf villages seems dumb in retrospect)
Anyway just my opinion
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:58:02 AM No.713935368
>>713932105
>Shizune and 0/10 over Hinata and Tsunade
How embarrassing.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:58:08 AM No.713935375
do we all agree that the end of the pain arc is the true end of the story?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:00:06 AM No.713935509
>>713929086
good taste
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:00:24 AM No.713935527
Tobirama was right about everything never forget.

>>713935375
The kage meeting arc bangs and Im tired of pretending it doesnt. I loved seeing Tsunade get taken out and leaving someone like Danzo to take the spotlight.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:02:03 AM No.713935649
>>713928804 (OP)
how the hell was Dan the only guy who fucked her?
no one else tried?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:04:07 AM No.713935806
>>713935649
>implying he scored before dying
lol
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:04:09 AM No.713935807
>>713935253
>legit jobbers like that guy who could succ chakra jutsus and nothing else
>Jobber
>Guy who can literally just say NO U to 90% of all attacks in the entire fucking world
You are a retard. Absorbing chakra is legitimately one of the most broken abilities in the franchise. Hell Kisame could do it and he was above Kage level, Kishimoto literally had to have him fight his direct hardest counter just to get him out of the story.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:05:50 AM No.713935914
>>713935253
You have to blame that on shounen only letting the mc shine plus Kishimoto being a terrible writer coupled with his loss of interest for doing Naruto between the end of part 1 and part 2
Any one of us here could have written a better pain arc
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:06:25 AM No.713935953
>>713934604
For me, it's tasteful hebe pubes. The best of both worlds.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:07:03 AM No.713936002
>>713932105
The paper lady who's Pain's best friend is underrated.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:07:38 AM No.713936043
>>713928985
FAAAAAGGGGGGGG
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:08:07 AM No.713936071
/tv/ told me I would become more of a pedo as I got older but I've been getting more and more into hags
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:08:14 AM No.713936082
I just want to say, Might guy taking the spotlight over Rock Lee and majority of the cast is the only good thing that hack Kishimoto did in the last arc.
Its a shame he still got hit with the "lmao u actually did nothing" in the end. He fucking deserved the killing blow on Madara and got robbed
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:08:14 AM No.713936083
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>>713935649
If I was in Naruto I would be trying to crack daily, Shizune Mei Samui Included
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:08:22 AM No.713936091
I was pretty eagle-eyed at Naruto throughout the 2000s looking for hypnosis stuff, so you can probably imagine how hard I flipped my wig when I saw that Iโ€™d somehow missed the feather illusion genjutsu. God, Tsunade needs to hypnotize more peopleโ€ฆ
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:09:42 AM No.713936193
>>713936002
You say Konan is underrated yet you dont even remember her name.
Also no, instead of informing anyone about Tobi abilities she just dies
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:10:00 AM No.713936220
>>713935253
>It's baffling that the Leaf ninjas couldn't kill even a single one.
They were really good at a single thing and that single thing was ruining everything. Also, Rinnegan. Its hard to gank someone when they have 360ยบ vision of everything thats happening.
>>713935296
> on't think the Uchiha revolt if Fugaku becomes the fourth hokage they only did that because they felt ostracized
I'd say that they would anyway. Ostracising them did a number, granted, but the Uchihas are legitimately no fun police and they have a history of trying to subdue the village, see, Madara
besides, this is pretty recent, IDK, Madara vs Hashirama was like 70 years ago, tops? Trusting the Uchihas would take at least 4 more generations and thats assuming they dont do something stupid (which they did).
> Minatos capability merely if he himself would make a good leader
I dont think he even had the time to consider Konoha politics: it was "you are hokage now, also you will be dad soon, kyubi happens, you ded".
We'll never know how Minato would have been, but given that he seemed to be more intelligent and a better leader than Naruto (he actually managed to become a sensei and headbutt everyone without tail god powers) he might have been able to fix that shit, specially if he had more time to fix his relationship with Obito.
We have acknowledged that, memes aside, nobody gives a shit about your leadership, you need to be able to ninja harder and faster than anyone else and that makes you the Hokage, paperpushing is for minions.
I will say however that the argument contrives itself so that the story works as it does, so fanfiction becomes a bit more difficult unless you go full "canon is for retards"
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:11:04 AM No.713936289
>>713936193
She has no obligation to help anyone plus If Nagito wanted to he could have told Naruto everything before dying or told Konan to tell Naruto everything after he died
Again poor writing
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:12:52 AM No.713936414
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>>713928804 (OP)
Never ending anal with tsunade.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:14:52 AM No.713936575
>>713936220
Narutos sense of time was all over the place
Hashirama and Madara kept being framed as something that happened centuries ago but in reality it was in tsunades lifetime
Never understood why that was so confusing