Tendies paid like $500 for this. Sick gameplay bro.

>>713930369 (OP)
but but you dont get it OP. This is a level before you actually enter the real level. Learn before you post again stupid.

buy a switch 2 (fastest selling console of all time btw) before you make false accusations. Also it was €700.

>>713930369 (OP)
Looks pretty fun, what am I missing?

>>713930620
>buy a switch 2
I did

>>713930772
it sucks

>>713930369 (OP)
dunno what the problem is this is perfect normie slop, prop to nintendo to cater to their modern audience.

>>713930369 (OP)
looks good for a overpriced game

>>713930772
Brain, Not enough palette to decide this is fun, ADHD medicine or maybe your glasses it will be one if not all.

>finish race
>take break holding A
>swig cum jug
>back to Tony hawk pro racer.

>>713930369 (OP)
I've been enjoying my switch 2 but mostly because I can play a bunch of original switch games without it being in silky smooth 14 FPS tendie-vision.
The new Mario Kart is kinda boring.

>>713930369 (OP)
I always thought the fake fun meme was completely retarded but I'm beginning to see what it actually means with mario kart.

>what is cherrypicking

Why does it look like a ps2 game?

>>713930369 (OP)
>tricks give you fucking nothing
Take me back to the days of snowboard kids 2...

>>713930369 (OP)
Intermissions should have been stunt rallies. Rank at the end is based on some combination of how fast you go, how many tricks you pull off, how much total air time you get and other shit. No items in the item blocks besides things like mushrooms and feathers. It's your chance to show off your skills with little to no interference.

>>713935928
Intermissions shouldn't have existed in the first place

>>713935421
75% of the game is like this.

>>713930369 (OP)
are these the intermissions? are they really just straight lines or is this a particularly bad one?

>>713938660
No it isn't.

>>713930369 (OP)
Fucking Kek, this game is so shit

>>713930369 (OP)
That'll be $90 plus tip

>>713930772
It's a straight line

>>713930369 (OP)
That green shell almost got ya near the lap finish there. Pretty darn exciting if I do may say so myself.

>>713930369 (OP)
>that little peek at her calves
MUH DIIIIIIIK

>>713938983
Yes it is, don't cope. Intertracks do not feature a single sharp turn, shit's cruising itself by holding 1 button.

>>713930369 (OP)
>>713930620

Mario Kart is a game toddlers can play, that's why we make fun of the sweaty adults playing it seriously and getting mad at Nintendo for patching the game in a way they don't like

>>713930620
The real level is shorter than the webm its a single lap on baby park beach edition

>>713938894
All of the one going over ocean routes are really bad and mostly just straight.

Like it didn't have to be that way either they could have added reefs to wall players in. Fucking Diddy Kong Racing figured that shit out almost 30 years ago.

>>713940865
Most highways and expressways are straight

>>713938443
I agree but I wasn't making that argument

If they're going to be foisted upon players they should at least have something unique to set them apart from the races themselves. Hell, have sparate race and intermission scores and display the results for each at the end of everything.

>>713942191
this

If you are over the age of 5 and still play Nintendo kill yourself

>>713930369 (OP)
What is this literal toddler tier basedboy fantasy gaymo bullshit? What the fuck have you done to my beloved video games!?

what's funny is that the first 10 posts in this thread are probably just one or two anons.

>>713930369 (OP)
No I paid $450 for 8 years of Nintendo exclusives.

>>713930620
>€
we don't use third world currency here

>>713943276
Nice. I'll pay nothing and emulate them and play it with better performance like Switch 1 games!

>>713942567
So why don’t you go play on one of those.

>>713930369 (OP)
You can't even see her pantsu. What's even the point?

>>713930620
So what your saying is that tendies are such babies that just like mario wonder (That gave you a tutorial level on how to press RIGHT) they need a fucking instruction level on how to hold B to accelerate????

OP spent 8 years seething and crying and is about to spend another 8 doing the exact same thing.

and somehow you'll get fucked and end up in 12th place. the rubberbanding is insane

>>713943813
Sounds about right.

>>713942567
Highway driving is also incredibly boring.