>Years spent training gekos to terrorize Goodspring's water supply - wasted.

>all the traps we prepared at No-Bark's shack, disarmed

>Malcolm Holmes, one of our best frumentari, dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkOTwN9m40A

>The Blind Deathclaw, my eyes on the Brotherhood, dispatched like a lame animal.

>all the fresh apples, carrots and potatoes I stashed around the Mojave for our troops, gone

>The winner of our great and prestigious annual Nipton lottery, murdered

>>713933849
teehee

>Sunny Smiles isn't exactly clamoring to go on a date with me now

>Our Powder Ganger outpost at NCRCF, double crossed and assaulted

>>713932747 (OP)
>Joe Cobb one of my elites, killed.

>That mewling simp I had inserted into the Omerta's to infect them with his onions, eloping with a hooker
this thread is going to be as good as the original meme that sprouted this

>months supporting Tabitha's reign at Blackmountain - ruined

>>713934013
the idea that every single year without fail they go to that town, murder everyone but one person, leave, and then the town gets repopulated in a year's time for some reason is really fucking funny

>the barkscorpions so carefully cultivated in hidden valley, obliterated

>Elijah's hunt for gold that would've funded my campaign, ruined.

>My personal sexbot, Fisto, is now in the hands of our enemies in the Atomic Wrangler

>red lucy of the thorn, impregnated

>The rockets I painstakingly rebuilt at the REPCONN test site are now floating beyond my reach in the Earth's atmosphere

>the aggravated brahmin at mole rat ranch, cooked

>Gizmo of Junktown, killed in cold blood... oh that wasn't you? Regardless...

>>713934597
is this reference to something?

>Driver Nephi, our agent infiltrated with the mission to kill Mr House, murdered

>My efforts to cripple snuffles the NCRs most popular and ambitious worker, wasted. Now he stands with the quarry men more defiant to me than ever.

>my neghole, pozzed

>Our prime undercover agent, Robert House, lying dead in the bowels of the lucky 38

>Three Dog, the voice of a generation, dead on the other side of the country

Why aren't there more Latinas in the Mojave?

>Over a year spent carefully cultivating a brain tumor, only to have it cut out in my sleep

>>713935660
kek

>Seven years spent meticulously turning Lily schizophrenic, and now her mind rivals even Vulpes Inculta.

>My Fire Ant breeding programme, all the months spent on those insects - Gone up in flames.

>the town rapist cook cook out of action
>my question to you is, are you ready to get started?

>Our frumentarii ghouls at Tenpenny Tower in the Capital Wasteland, gunned down where they stood

>Our elite alien division, massacred on their own ship above the capital wasteland

>>713935670
Vaults were too roomy, they couldn't stand it.

>>713932747 (OP)
Is it Caesar or Caesar?

>my strongest legionnaire Barton Thorn who killed the legendary Johnny Five Aces lays dead

Does anyone here unironically support the Legion?

I feel like they're totally hated.

>>713935932
>Months of subliminal propaganda to get people to pronounce my name correctly -- gone

>>713935932
It's Caesar

>Frumentarii Texas red, gunned down by a big iron on a stranger's hip.

>All those blue star caps, meticulously hidden to protect our supply cache at the Sunset Sarsaparilla plant - gone.

>Our toy dinosaurs hidden in Novac, my Legionares were looking forward to playing with them - Every last one stolen

>Our secret weapon ARCHIMEDES, activated

>My Frumentarii report that Sarah Weintraub has received a large supply of vault jumpsuits, which is funny because I'm pretty sure I asked you bring any jumpsuits to ME

>>713935964
I'd consider supporting them if they were written with actual consistent morals and they had actual characters you interacted with rather than just being written as "le evil rightoid chuds who love killing and torturing people"

>35,000 caps spent on a custom order Pimp-Boy 3 Billion, and you walk in here with it on your wrist like I wouldn't notice?

>Your efforts at recruiting more acts for the Tops have bolstered the NCR's morale, making our campaign more difficult

you can tell which of these are written by shitskins lol

>israel's stoutest defenders at nellis, exterminated

>That Supermutant granny, Her Meds, Taken

>>713936354
>The Gaza strip isn't exactly in a position to reinforce my Legion anymore

>>713936059
It's "frumentarius" you stupid fuck, frumentarii is the plural form.

>>713936218
>rightoid
there's not really a left-right dynamic in the game

>Legate Fantastic. His brains strewn across the floors of HELIOS one because you got trigger happy.

>>713936490
I shall nail myself to a cross then for being a degenerate then, hail Caesar

>all the graffiti we painted that said "you can go home courier", ignored

>my favorite burgertown, now russian territory

>The Normandy's guns, calibrated

>My propagandist, Mr New Vegas, now has heartaches by the number

>My archnemesis Johnny guitar, is playing it again.

>The notches on Texas Red's pistol gone

>>713936335
let's see if you catch me

>the entire lake mead drank to heal from cazadors

>Butcher Pete isn't exactly in a position to be hackin' and whackin' and smackin' anymore.

>Private Kowalski, my secret project of injecting sleeper agents into the ranks NCR, and you went and fucked it all up by activating his kill phrase. Just what the fuck where you thinking?

>>713935964
I might support them if they showed more people like the trader at cottonhill. They try to say it's actually a pretty nice place to live, but I don't see how anybody living there can escape being a gay roman or a slave.

>>713935964
i think they're a really underappreciated "villain" faction
if you hate them, you get to go there and have the leader personally summarize all the things you did to piss him off before you get to tell him to blow it out his ass and put a bullet in his brain
if you like them, or want to play a "bad" character, you actually get to join them and do quests for them and experience the faction first hand (something no other fallout actually did to that point, and lots of rpgs in general don't do)
too many people focus on "they're le bad i le hate them" but they're pretty kino imo

>>713936978
kino?

>The concrete coffin I intended to keep FISTO in has been opened, and with it, so have many of my frumentarii's assholes

>>713935964
the legion is basically a meme choice due to them being half finished

>>713937059
get the fuck out

>>713936660
>Years spent developing The Frontier and now I can't get a single person across the breadth of the Mojave to install it

>>713937087
>"Kino" can refer to several things, including a botanical gum, a filmmaking movement, a video editing application, and a popular Russian rock band. Additionally, in internet slang, "kino" can refer to high-quality or sophisticated cinema. It's also the word for "cinema" in several languages, including German, Russian, Polish, and Slovenian.
???

>The snowglobes of Mojave landmarks, meticulously and accurately restored, hand placed in specific spots around the Mojave as to psychologically hit Mr House's OCD, all found

>the Van Graffs' entire inventory, dragged into the bathroom and stolen

>The ghosts at the sierra madre aren't exactly clamouring to join my legion now

>>713936978
>if you like them, or want to play a "bad" character, you actually get to join them and do quests for them and experience the faction first hand (something no other fallout actually did to that point, and lots of rpgs in general don't do)
>too many people focus on "they're le bad i le hate them" but they're pretty kino imo
They treat you like shit and insult you even if you are idolized by them. There is no subtlety where you meet some nice guys among them or gain their respect. They don't have little personal stories and sideplots where you get to know them like the NCR people, they only exist to be assholes you kill. That is why almost all of them wear masks in typical generic villain fashion.
Joining them is akin to just being a murder-hobo and cutting out most of the game.

>Bumble's pee water, drank to the last

>You, who raided our secret Legionary safehouse carefully hidden within Arcade Gannon's butthole - now dare to stand before me?

>the lobotomite harem at big MT, murdered

>>713937553
>Arcade's asshole isn't exactly continent anymore

>The bark scorpions around Hidden Valley, selectively bred and meticulously trained over the years by my frumentarii to slightly inconvenience Brotherhood patrols, killed.

>>713937507
you can't join the master, you can't join the enclave, you can't join the enclave #2, but you can join the legion and get to assassinate the president of the ncr for them
that's kino in my books, even if their entire region was cut and their faction line is blatantly unfinished

>With the threat of the Powder Gangers gone, Easy Pete is now free to decimate my Legion. What the hell were you thinking?

>You even disrupted a promising Wind Brahmin deal with a Nightkin

>My bloatfly equites defending the precious Goodsprings Snowglobe - squashed like bugs.

>>713937649
>you can't join the master
Technically untrue, you just get a bad ending if you do.

>>713937697
kek

>Tunnelers? In MY camp? Thanks to you, that's now a reality.

>>713935670
Retro-futurist and there weren't many latinx in the 1950s

>>713937725
well that's obviously my point isn't it, "joining" in the other games is just getting a cutscene for picking a dialogue option, or getting a cutscene for failing in your objective, while the legion you can actually join properly

>My rape mods and meticulous load order, uninstalled and destroyed

how dangerous are tunnelers?

>with the refuse of freeside hydrated, my dreams of domination have dried up

>>713937813
based fallout 4 appreciator

>My banana horde, stolen by crocodiles

>>713936913
Cottonhill Cove isn't a town or city, its a war camp. A front lines war camp.

>The lakelurkarii, meticulously trained for months to spy on Camp Golf from Lake Mead, shot to pieces and tossed off the raft-island.

>Frumentarius Pacer, carefully placed at the King's door, paid off

>Your actions have cost me an essential ally. Now Arcade Gannon, the greatest mind of a generation, will never join my legion.

>Decades of planning to kidnap Deputy Beagle, wasted.

>>713935964
house is everything Caesar wishes he was

>the sentient tumor I spent years growing in my head so I could transplant it into President Kimball's skull and overwrite his personality with my own - excised and thrown into the garbage

>Rex's brain, given dementia by Frumentarius Pacer, replaced.

>>713935932
Cyisar

>>713933943
best one in the thread

>>713935932
[ˈkae̯.sar]

>Heck Gunderson, the lynchpin of my centurion eating contest to raise morale, dead.

>years of replacing people with synths to... uhhhhhhh

>>713937843
Ulysses is a schizo freak. I take anything he says with a grain of salt. Tunnelers have nothing on Cazadores.

>Years spent accumulating a war chest to feed and arm my Legion, and you dare to player.additem 0000000f 50,000 in my presence?

>But you - of all people - dare to come here and stand before me, the mighty Caesar, to tell me how to pronounce my own name?

>Years of planning our psy-op to demoralize House's top artist, wasted

>>713938521
>I don't suppose you had a hand in that?
>... No, I guess you didn't.

>>713938530
what about ghouls?

>Decades spent cautiously maintaining bottle cap inflation across North America, only for you to player.additem 0000000f 500,000

>Fallout, my favorite video game franchise, in ruins

>Fallout 76, carefully sabotaged to end Bethesda's reign of terror, only for an Amazon TV Show to destroy the setting altogether.

>>713939081
Probably unpopular opinion but 76 has indeed got a lot better and added some interesting parts to the setting. Granted, it still breaks a lot of lore and is still slop but it at least isn't the launch version.

The twitter screencap threads, deleted. Years of router resetting, wasted.

>I spent years smuggling food into Megaton in secret, only for you to turn it into a crater

>The stealthboys sent to fracture Dog and God's psyche into seperate entities, squandered.

>years spent stamping out the minutemen only for you to rescue that fuck garvey defeating the whole point

Does anyone have a screenshot of that guy talking about how the story of Fallout 4 is total nonsense?

>Todd Howard’s magnum opus franchise? Gone to shit.

>8 second unskippable sitting down and sitting up animations, carefully hardcoded into Starfield by my frumentarii, modded away

>>713939772
>the seat cushion bomb we smuggled to Dean Domino, humiliatingly deconstructed as poor planning

>>713935036
>Antler's decades of service in a diplomatic mission to the nightkin at REPCONN, all for naught.

>My beloved pet mantises, hidden in Goodsprings far from the war, crushed without a second thought.

>>713937843
>>713938673
what is this

What's your favourite faction?

>>713940315
... fallout?

>The enclave soldier I expected to be doing his job, now flying half a kilometer away to kick someone's ass.

>>713940359
The 88th tribe (formerly Molerat Burrow).

>Long Dick Johnson, no longer worth his title

>>713935052
Seriously, what the fuck is her problem?

this thread is pretty funny

>>713932747 (OP)
>Months spent breeding giant ants to block the interstate near mojave outpost, wasted.

>>713937843
thy get dunked on by a flashlight and the big moment to show how "threatening" they are had to staged hard by the devs setting the deathclaw to 1 hp because it kept dumpstering every tunneler on the map by itself

>the Holy Frag Grenades I have so meticulously hidden inside Camp Searchlight which could turn the tides of the Second Battle at Hoover Dam, disappeared into thin air because you didn't pick the Wild Wasteland perk

He created Deathclaws by turning Mutants into further mutated creatures

>the Boomentarii defense perimeter, breached

>And don't think I haven't noticed you upgrading the secret Securitron army sitting below us

>>713937843
the nypd tracked them easy last year

>>713941512
>You activated the Fisto protocol????

>>713937228
yes we get it you are a retarded newfag.
fuck off.

>>713941556
kek

>The Stealth Suit Mk II that I secretly commissioned, now in the hands of another man.

>>713941895
>The longest serving Posterius of my Legion, slandered in my own thread

>>713935964
Yes

>>713941934
nice

>years of purposely training Wimp Lo wrong...as a joke - wasted

>The Republic of Dave, my entry point into the Capital Wasteland, destroyed by your hand. The Agility Bobblehead, stolen.

>Starfield, a game that our finest pajeetorians crafted to annihilate Bethesda, forgotten with your so-called Oblivion "remaster"

>La Longue Carabine, the gun I graciously gifted one of my top furmentarii, reverse pickpocketed.

>>713937965
I meant the legion as a whole, not just Cottonhill.

>>713932747 (OP)
>The ants that I placed outside of Mojave Outpost to trap them and break their spirits, eradicated.

>>713932747 (OP)
the underground securitron bunker, whatever happened there...

>My 85+ on Metacritic, denied. My bonus, obliterated.

>>713933849
there is a blind deathclaw in the game?

>>713932747 (OP)

>My favorite sex bot.....reprogrammed.

>>713938673
>>713937843
what drives someone to do this to their beloved games instead of just looking up porn

>Legate Lanius, my top soldier, told to go back west

>>713943760
>The profligates have no vision. They look backwards, searching for what already is. I like to look forwards, at what could be.

>my plan to protect the NCR president from assassins, foiled, the glory stolen by you.

>All those coffee cups I had so carefully hidden from Muggy, somehow delivered directly to him.

>>713941934
>a stealth suit gf built for me will only ever have a man's physique
feels bad man

>My meticulously planned economy, ruined by a mere courier with a jury-rigging perk

>waking cloud, who's family I ordered slaughtered through proxy, has moved on and remarried

>>713935964
House and Legion are the only playthroughs I do anymore. Independent isn't very fun and I've only ever done one NCR run.

>>713944153
>8 full playthroughs
>Have never finished an NCR run
I hit For The Republic Part 2 and just don't give a fuck anymore.

>>713935964
i do but only because I get to fight more interesting enemies

I know a lot of people say "but the Legion would fall", I'd still like to see a Legion Mojave, obviously you'd need to save Caesar which you most likely would if you are playing for the legion but still, that's headcannon

>>713944280
>Have never finished an NCR run

>>713932747 (OP)
>the mole rat I order to cripple - can walk

>>713940359

Dead Horses

>>713944007
>the toaster I had hidden an abominable intelligence in that would one day wield Archimedes to sear the NCR, electrocuted in a bathtub

>>713940359
the khans
one of the endings saying that they become a legitimate race of people that belong to a country is a nice ending given their begginings

>>713944402
>My assassination attempt on the Book Chute, foiled, years of perfecting paper clip technology wasted.

>>713944153
i think it's fun doing ncr content since often you're given a "worst" outcome you can accomplish (letting the monorail get bombed, letting hanlon continue to send falsified reports, making sure the rejects cheat and fuck up) but it's not acknowledged ingame. it'd be cool if you got orders from vulpes inculta to go infiltrate the ncr and soften them up for the impending 2nd battle of the dam

>>713944568
>My project to engineer a breed of deathclaws that would crawl up inside the asshole of NCR Rangers to make their nest, slaughtered

>>713944760
>The Legendary Bloatfly I had spent so many years training, now a glowing pile of plasma

>>713944973
>the mighty roboscorpion I had custom ordered to terrorize the Brahmin Barons, dismantled

>>713944368
>Reconvening with the boys after Christmas break in high school and finding out I was the only guy to side with House

>>713932747 (OP)

>My trans girlfriend murdered

>>713943646
It has higher PER than the regular kind so despite there only being one in that pass it's even harder to sneak around than usual

>My poomentarii and peegion...escaticated

Why do people think the tunnelers were going to reach Vegas when the courier basically kills all of them including the queen?

>>713937451
Kek

>>713945692
Why did Ulysses think the tunnelers were intimidating at all?

>>713945692
Did you check their pulse? ;^)

>My most fantastic Frumentarii, theoretically sent to sabotage the power plant of helios-1, now relatively dead.

>>713944280
If you have Cass as a companion she literally cucks you if you do an NCR run

>>713945901
>she literally cucks you
Wow, she's cucking me AND telling me we're never going to have sex let alone be in a relationship? The paradoxical powers of women know no bounds.

>>713945985
She meant to fuck you but was so drunk and retarded she grabbed the wrong guy lmao

>>713945901

>My special selected sleeper cell, those "misfits" one would say, not so misfit now I'm afraid

>The brain tumour I so carefully cultivated to limit my own ambitions, removed by your hand

>the fiend to whom I gifted a cow and personally trained in the arts of cooking and raping.... killed

>They try to start the fire in everything they see. Nobody's guy is that big, not even Bane "bigguy4u", and he was a big fucking guy. Thus, the name

>my most mentally strong and clever Frumentarii who's task was to keep Euclid's C-finder out of the legions enemy hands, foiled

>Primm Slim, the greatest threat to my western influence, back at full rootin' tootin' power.

>All the manhours my Legion troll farm spent comparing Mr. House to Elon Musk... wasted.

>>713936218
The game is compelling because there are no left-wing people in it. Everything going on is too uncomfortable and close to survival conditions for any left-wing ideologies to have taken root at all.

The NCR is a hereditary monarchy with a thin veneer of democracy, the Legion is a barbarian war tribe LARPing as Romans (so they're Visigoths) and House is an AnCap.

>>713947376
>The NCR is a hereditary monarchy with a thin veneer of democracy
It *was* this, and now it's just a democracy with lobbying. But the game is like "the ncr's best years were during the time when we were ruled by the same president for 70 years!" which is funny
You could call it right wing, but said president was a woman

>>713947376
>House is an AnCap
House is a fucking self described autocrat with a 50% income tax enforced by killer robots

>>713947376
>there are no left-wing people in it
There's literally an entire fort full of communists who give you jobs to take care of random homeless drug addicts

>Nearly a decade spent propping Dubai up to be my proxy ruined by some brain damaged Delta Force Schizo in denial, and I thought my head was fucked.

>>713948018
>There's always a choice!
>Not when you're fighting for the glory of Caesar. Adams, load the white phosphrumentari.

>>713935234
probably a reference to the short story The Lottery, where the village chooses 1 person to kill each year. Common high school reading in NA

>all the effort to hide that teddy bear. Eradicated

>>713948314
>>713935234
Vulpes' lottery is a reference to the fact that Nipton's only claim to fame for the longest time was being the closest place to Vegas where you could buy California State Lottery tickets

>>713937228
Lurk more.

>>713947376

>every single drop of sunset sarsaparilla? gone.

>>713949035

>>713936115
Underrated

>You're the courier who told everyone in the wasteland that frumentarii is the latin word for futanari, causing so much trouble for my legion, and yet you dare come before me.

>My frumentarus in Freeside has been slain. With a steady food supply, the people of Freeside won't exactly be clamoring to join my legion now. Do you honestly expect me to believe a gang of children were responsible?

>>713935964
i think if they were fleshed out more and didnt run out of time, a lot more people would have enjoyed them.

>>713949035
Followers of the Apocalypse are diametrically opposed to the Brotherhood of Steel more than any faction, so they're smack dab on the middle and the lowest. Their rhetoric about science, scholarship and humanitarian causes are complete opposites to the Brotherhood of Steel's. This was all highlighted since the first game. If they were positioned like your graph, they would be seeking to undermine every other faction that wants to reclaim statehood.

>>713938212
Caesar wants New Vegas which is technically under House's autocratic rule but no, Caesar wants something more than House does, he wants an actual civilization that outgrows him and the troubles of the Wasteland lifestyle itself. House's position is more egoistic despite not warranting people to worship him as a god.

>my fairy horde who I spent years cultivating and purifying distracted and doing sill antics instead of besieging the dam!

>>713940359
Legion is the most interesting faction the franchise has ever made and it was basically the highlight of Van Buren.

>>713952570
the different is while both's factions will go to shit the moment they die at least house has a long time of life ahead of him unlike caesar who either dies from the tumor or lives another 40 to 20 years

>>713945830
It's their reproductive rates, large numbers, knowledge of large scale tunnel engineering and near-perfect survival adaptations of barely needing any food or water to survive. Ulysses was right about his assessment that if the Tunnelers were to resurface in the Mojave, they'd be able to overtake eventually unless everyone bands together to render them extinct.

>>713952993
House is technically immortal. Anyways, Caesar's tumour is a great plot device but it isn't as doomsday as some characters say it is, it's my headcanon that it'll basically cement his deification.

>>713941279
>shadman

Unironically what did they mean by this?

>The herculean effort to reduce Pete to easy difficulty - up in smoke

>>713953065
They don't eat sand though the Mojave is almost devoid of life. I imagine they'd be a nuisance for people farming on the outskirts but it would take 3 troopers to defend against them they're just animals.

>>713935932
SEESAR

>>713947890
>A fort
It's like 6 tents and a watchtower. They have fewer named characters and fewer quests than The Kings and the Atomic Wrangler.

>>713953492
The Mojave is not devoid of life, people literally subsist in the nature of the Mojave.

>>713940359
Gun Runners

>>713953403
It kind of contradicts the backstory they gave him where he constantly studied books about weapons, tactics, history, and languages as a member of the Followers

>>713953587
I'm sorry I just can't see them getting bigger than a pack of like, 5. The ants that already exist do exactly what they do and really aren't a nuisance.

>>713953403
The devs forgot to change his stats from the base Legionary Recruit.

>>713953732
It's also because the Tunnelers are sapient as they were once humans and they are slowly catching up in the evolutionary need to survive the Wasteland.

>>713953403
There is a reason why one was given broken legs while the other has a brain tumor.

Have you ever wanted to speak to history - just to know the why of it? I don't. Not any longer. There's old stories about gods and men, past history, into myth - where the gods, they're like children... petulant, cruel. Those were the voices of Helios One, the past. Couldn't leave well enough alone, had to ask. Had to ask the why of it. His answers were madness. And power, stronger than me, would take a hundred Ignacios... someone smarter than him or I to best him in that tower. He didn't know why he was there, what had led to that point, his name, - a stage name, a fanciful lie that consumed the truth. When all seemed lost, thought it was the end - my anger gave me strength to ask him my last question.

"Do you have a degree in theoretical physics?"

And he was lucid. For... a short time. He did, he said. A theoretical degree in physics.

He told me what it was like to be a scientist... his plans to end night and make a perpetual day. He didn't know if it could be done, yet he said he knew as much about power plants as anyone he had ever met.

I listened. I asked. Was there anything left to do? Any way to restore the solar power grid?

He told me the solution laid right above us. Told me what lies at the top of the control tower. And the code to access it - and where to send the power.

>>713953403
>snuffles, my arch nemesis's wounded leg, cleaned with antibiotics and expertly bound

>>713953909
Until I see one hold a gun I just think of them like ghouls.

>>713954224
>They're just plants, bro. I don't know how they can take over the world.

>>713954387
Fleshchad here, lmaoing at your plantcell tears.

Caesare Legiones Eunt Domus

>>713954387
>tunnelniggers getting their shit kicked in by the actual plantchads and their airborne spores
They've already proved their ability to spread several centuries prior with the spore carriers all the way down in the Zion Valley.

>>713953403
It was probably a half-baked reference meant to tie him to a side character or some vague lore nugget, but then they realized they forgot to update his loadout past level 5. Classic case of "write cool backstory, forget to balance the encounter."

>You even disrupted a promising jet deal with the Garret twins by directing their resources to the followers instead

>>713935670
There are but the artsyle and models don't really work well at showing the difference between the two skin tones. Veronica is supposed to be part mexican blood but the model doesn't really show it

>>713943646
ifs over past the railyard near the prison in the canyon that connects to the road that goes to novac

excellent thread

>>713937813
>"there weren't many latinas in the 1950s advertising that I think is really how america was because im a fucking retard"

>This thread

>>713935964
I do
Best faction in game

>I heard you bested Ranger Stella in our fighting pits - did it not ever occurr to you that I *liked* seeing that scrappy tomboy choke young recruits to death with her bare thighs? Years of voyeur material, frivolously spent

>the 100 ingots i laid throughout the steelyard, taken

>>713956004
Her name is Italian retard. Veronica Santangelo.

>>713956635
>she's a bing bing wahoo
Grim

>>713956482
>Frumentarii, make him eat pre war food.

>>713956278
>We have now reached the point that America is so brown, the idea that it was once 85% White (including blacks, which made up roughly 10-13%), is considering propaganda

>My xenomorph frumentari squadron, set to secure Horowitz Farmstead after their sucessful infiltration of mothership zeta, obliterated

>>713956832
>considering
You'll never be White, Pablo.

>>713935964
>Actually rebuilding society by unifying the Wasteland from a jigsaw puzzle of fragmented tribes that would be slaughtering each other for decades more over crops into a single empire
>Acknowledges the rampant individualism and capitalist value divided and rendered weak Fallout America
>Creates a society that can survive and thrive in the Wasteland and then reform itself in the wake of the new world
>Slavery makes sense within the context of their expansionism requiring manpower and providing lots of PoW
If you looked at the Legion and just saw them as evil generic bad guys you might be an actual braindead drone or just some virtue signaling faggot.

They aren't just great, they are leagues ahead any other faction in game

The only argument people have against the Legion is that they are bad for not being some white washed bland crap and actually giving weight to society in the post apocalypse by logically applying social dynamics to the context of Fallout.

Also all the retards saying how they are not defined or have no character are fucking retarded posters. The Legion are far better written than any other Fallout faction. The writing of other factions boil down to "Robot bad because nukes happened", "Eugenics, we are evil Republicans and "Sham of a democracy that exists to extend corpos network of settlements to milk"

If anything the Legion is a fucking standout

>>713956832
>so cal
>Calnevari
>literally the most shitskin parts of the US
>fucking retards think they were ever white

>>713957234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY&list=RDQxIWDmmqZzY&start_radio=1
Wow look at all those latin americans.

>>713956876
Nah, I think I misclicked an auto suggested word.
Also, do you have an actual argument against what I said aside from "minor spelling mistake"?

>>713957234
Yes. It's genuinely sad that people actually fall for the "amerrimutts were always le brown" meme.

>>713957321
>in niggerville North california city
>only white people at the shitty white boomer band concert
no shit you fucking retard

>>713957521
>hurr durr durr
So video evidence is out, I suppose population stats are out as well, so what exactly will you accept as evidence that you're wrong?

>>713957521
I accept your concession.

>>713957380
>Also, do you have an actual argument against what I said aside from "minor spelling mistake"?
Don't need to when it's the best comeback. It's the smug anime reaction for the modern audiences. You only need to fuck up once for your whole argument to become invaild. And I get to walk away with a free win.

>>713956278
>>713957234
America, including california, had very few spics until the hart celler act.

>>713935932
see saar do not redeem

>you even disrupted a promising NV thread with the shitposters

>>713957639
>>713957642
>"hey look theres only white people at this shitty concert, this is proof California isnt the most diverse part of the country"
>the band playing at the concert's merch
you are a retard
never reproduce

>>713957787
>All those witty anecdotes, wasted.

>>713957791
You didn't answer my question, "what exactly will you accept as evidence that you're wrong?"

>continuing to argue about nothing, pathetic

>>713957872
>fucking retard thinks the audience for a band that uses the confederate flag would be verifiable proof of the white population of oakland, the niggerest city in california
you are too retarded to even contemplate actual proof

>>713958082
Aight, last time ill ask or I'll just assume you're intentionally shitting up the thread, what will you accept as a legitimate rebuttal?

>>713958242
>Aight,

>>713958309
>Yes I am

>>713958242
>pol/tard thinks "spics didnt exist in california" is a not a crackhead statement
you are the retard shitting up the thread

>>713958627
Not him, but California was 89% white in 1970, and fell to 76% by 1980.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_California

>>713958776
>89% white
that does include monogloid mestizos though since non-hispanic white is separate. still your link shows hispanix were 2.1% in 1910 so the other guy is dead wrong

>>713932747 (OP)
>"My best shitpostarius, the ESL FO3 schizo, mindbroken by four words. And you ruined him (louder) DIDN'T YOU?"

>>713945692
Only avellone & his fanboys see those dumb things as a threat.

>>713958776
>US census only categorize by white black and indian until 1930
>asian exclusion act prevented asian even being
>hispanic literally wasnt on state or federal census until 1970
>hurr durr california was white until the 1980s where minorities just magically appeared out of nowhere
you need to read a book you /pol/ illiterate son of a bitch

>>713945692
I really hate how if you want the cool Legion armor, you have to nuke the Legion. Same with NCR. Fucking retarded.

I also hate how Lonesome Road fucks up The Courier being a blank slate the player can project onto, honestly it's almost as bad as the player starting out in Vault 101. Instead I wish they did a DLC that fleshed out the world more, give us some Legion territory to explore, give empty named locations an actual dungeon or interior, etc.

>>713959451
The only thing I've ever read in my life was your mother's tramp stamp.

>>713935932
It's "sword"

>>713959598
>/pol/ retard has no more faggot retard "proof" to post like a fucking lynyrd skynyrd or Census data that only counts white niggers and indians

>>713935670
Because the world doesn't revolve around cumbrains.
>>713935964
Only edgelards like /vpol/ think they're anything but faggots.

>>713959697
That's not a polite way to talk to your uncle anon.

>>713959598
>/pol/ retard has no more faggot retard "proof" of "white california" to post like a fucking lynyrd skynyrd concert or Census data that only counts whites niggers and indians

>>713959787
That's not a polite way to talk to your uncle anon.

>when your faggotmentarii decide to derail the thread with their garbage

>>713941279
>shadman

>>713959875
>You derailed my thread senselessly, hours of handcrafted jokes now buried by trash

Could you be more obvious with your samefagging?

>>713960039

>>713935964
I dislike them less than the NCR

>>713935932
CEASE, SAAR

>>713960863
>SEE SAAR PLS DO NOT REDEEM MOJAVE

>The rat I installed in Freeside to spy on the locals, slaughtered and fed to children

>>713941279

>>713935964
they where right in how they dealt with the random troglodyte tribes, but when they met with the NCR, and start treating them like the savages, they become le evil, i kind of get it, but still, there not baby eating raiders

Best thread on /v/ right now.

>>713934364
Joe Cobb is the fucking best, I have a bunch of pictures I made of him.

>>713938692
ackchually you dont need the zeroes, just the f

>>713934364
We love Joe Cobb here.

>All that time spent rehearsing lines with the scientists in the Big MT, so that any trespasser would rather kill themselves then listen to them ramble, has proven wasted

Best thread ever

>The grannies I contracted to to mug people in Freeside, left for dead in a dumpster

>>713932747 (OP)
>The Trannies that play this shitty game, hanged.

>>713943760
This is just porn, it isn't a mod.

>>713932747 (OP)
>the super mutant camp we sent to kidnap NCR women, all snu'd snu'd to death

>boone and eddie thought i was taking too long inside the robot factory

>>713962179
thats not some Vaaknight map description mod?

>It's funny, I had reservations to dine at the Ultra Luxe this Friday night, yet I've just been informed the reservation was cancelled. So now I'll have to eat at the Grub n Gulp. What were you thinking?

>>713962412
LULZ

>>713937092
>>Years spent developing The Frontier and now people only install it for chevy companion and driveable cars

>>713961695

>Do you know how long it took to breed a herd of Wind Brahmin that large? Do you have any idea how much it cost? And yet you, of all people, who bought it for a mere 11 caps, dare to ask me for a higher reward?
>The answer is no, I'll only pay you 1000 caps

>the narrator for the dlc intros, his dialogue skipped with the killall command

>my zombie army in Stratholme, purged

>>713962412
>Heck Gunderson's son, the man who would become my meal, released and heading back to California, an appetite left ravenous.

>they asked if i knew anything about gender fluidity
>i told them i had a fluid degree right here
>they said welcome aboard

>The safe meticulously stashed in the Goodsprings Schoolhouse, now barren.

>>713937092
>Countless sleepless nights spent pouring over a narrative that tore away at the fiber of my very being, reduced to a mockery of degeneracy and smelly feet jokes

>>713962270
>Fisto my private luxury bot, forced into service of the common pleb, a position left unassumed.

>my battle cattle, killed. Their steaks, eaten.

>>713935964
tfw foid and support them

lol

>the strategic stockpile of thousands of 9mm and dozens of leather armor held by our frumentarius in bueno fuentes, pilfered, and Kanye east, our best propagandist, murdered

anon, my greatest chumentarii, coonbrained

>>713963717
Shieeeeeeet

>Meansonofabitch, guardian of Westside, now a Nicesonofabitch.